Jack and Emeline

The Ranking of the Stars

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2 hosts, 95 movies, and a compulsive need to numerically rank things. Welcome to The Ranking of the Stars, where two bright-eyed and bushy-tailed hosts are slowly ground down into a fine, quivering powder under the weight of watching every single movie that's won the Oscar for best picture, and ranking them based off however they happen to be feeling at the moment. Also did I tell you the hosts are married? The hosts are married. They love each other and its gross.

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Jack and Emeline

Episodes

12. "Gone With the Wind" Part 1 (1939) 09.11.2023 2:10:23

Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

11. "You Can'T Take it With You" (1938) 01.11.2023 2:01:15

Come overdose on sunshine, rainbows, and all the quirk you can handle on this week's ranking. If only the fuhrer had learned to play harmonica, perhaps the war could have been avoided altogether... ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

10. "The Life of Emile Zola" (1937) 24.10.2023 1:58:28

J'Accuse...!...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

9. "The Great Ziegfeld" (1936) 17.10.2023 2:09:50

Come and hear the story of the layer cake that reached the heavens, that spun and dazzled and showed the whole world what was possible on the stage. A cake that would have been perfect, if only it had just a few more stairs... Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

8. "Mutiny on the Bounty" (1935) 10.10.2023 2:06:11

The bounty sets sail with a cargo full of cow eggs, floggings, and duty on this week's ranking. Hang your heads and weep, you're in the king's navy now. 100 pounds of cheese is missing and no one is safe. Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

7. "It Happened One Night" (1934) 03.10.2023 1:51:13

Hey. Hey kid. Wanna ride the night bus? Change your life, swear to god. We got songs and mobsters and glorious gams. All the good stuff. Just keep all your arms and legs inside, there's trouble on these roads. Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

6. "Cavalcade" (1933) 26.09.2023 2:00:18

Jack and Emeline are forever changed as they strap in to the emotional roller coaster that is Cavalcade in this week's episode. Ghost horses, a royal funeral, confusion over the location of Africa, and a sand sculpture of Theodore Roosevelt are just a fraction of what's to be found in this hurricane of sound and images. You may believe you're ready. I promise you you are not. Music from #Uppbeat (...

5. "Grand Hotel" (1932) 19.09.2023 1:43:13

Jack and Emeline are just two lonely ships passing in the night when they stay at the Grand Hotel on this weeks episode. Also, for the first time ever, the hosts disagree on the quality of the movie. Pick your side, this means war. Fence sitters will be shot on sight. Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

4. "Cimarron" (1931) 12.09.2023 1:41:25

This week, Jack and Emeline gaze into an abyss of goth cowboys, bible quotes, and manifest destiny with no regard for their own safety. Look guys, I knew we were going to run into some rough stuff when we watched these old movies, but I was not prepared for this full speed charge into a mine field. Beware of shrapnel and don't stop running and you just might make it out alive. Music from #Uppbeat...

3. "All Quiet on the Western Front" (1930) 05.09.2023 1:40:01

Jack and Emeline get drafted and can't escape the shelling in our latest episode. Oh, did you think we were done with the war? We're not even close to being done with the war. Will probably never be done with the war in fact. Calling it now: best picture in 2042 will be about the war. Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

2. "The Broadway Melody" (1929) 29.08.2023 1:18:59

Jack and Emeline hit a sour note (I tried really hard not to make this stupid pun and I failed. I'm sorry.), and come to terms with the enormity of what they've set out to do. ...What? don't give me that look. I said the rhymes were a one time thing and I meant it. If it makes you feel any better at least you won't be getting screamed at by our AC this time. Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!...

1. "Wings" (1927) 22.08.2023 1:20:52

The journey begins with a pleasant surprise as Jack and Emeline take to the skies... in the first episode of this mad experiment. Don't expect rhymes in the description every episode, ok? It was just a happy accident, alright? Hard enough on these podcast streets as it is. Sheesh. P.S. Sorry if you can hear our AC, we're new at this. It was a rookie mistake. Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!...