The Ranking of the Stars

The decade may be over, but the drama continues as hard choices and brutal betrayals happen left and right in our look back at the most turbulent ten years in the film industry so far. The highs are high and the lows are low, and we'll visit them all on this week's ranking. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

WARNING: THIS PODCAST MAY CONTAIN TRACE ELEMENTS OF JESUS AND/OR BIBLE TALK, WHICH MAY CAUSE NAUSEA, BLINDNESS, SCURVY, OR EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA. STORE THIS PODCAST IN A DRY PLACE, AND KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

Join us on this week's ranking as we sit at the feet of a magical carpenter and learn the revolutionary idea that maybe murder isn't the best way to resolve conflicts. This... This changes everything! ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

What happened? We were so young, so happy, so full of life after a pair of great movies... and now all that's left is ashes and darkness. I cried out to God for help, but it was Gigi that answered: "Not even God can help you now". ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

Join us on this week's ranking as we pour our blood, sweat, and tears into a bridge that will stand the test of time. But are we constructing a triumph or a tragedy? Are they mad, or am I? ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

Join us for a whirlwind tour of beautiful locations and iconic characters as we stumble upon an amazing hidden gem in this week's ranking. It may not be our longest episode, but I promise it's the one with the most mispronunciations. Stay till the end for a massive bombshell that will shake this podcast to its core. Our lives, and our lists, will never be the same. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for...

The grim specters of tragedy and death lurk in the background of an otherwise simple love story on this week's ranking, as we learn about what a curse it is to be a widow with no children to cook for. What do you feel like listening to tonight? I dunno... what do YOU feel like listening to? ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SU...

This week it's the mafia show, with special guests Truck and Big Mac (formerly known as Whopper), who will be entertaining us all with lessons on the dangers of being a pigeon, the best strategies to forgedabowdit, and pro tips for Dungeons & Dragons. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

Come gaze into the bleak reality of military life as we watch a movie that will live in infamy, with special appearances by Frank Sinatra, and various members of my own unit, who are apparently time travelers. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

On this week's ranking we explore the strangest cinematic universe ever put on film, which finally brings us the indiana jones/catholic church crossover we've all been waiting for. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

On this week's ranking we journey to the city of love and encounter an endearing midlife crisis, the world's oldest child prodigy, and an exasperatingly long dance sequence. Ah, Paris, ta froide indifférence ne fait que me faire t'aimer davantage. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

Join us for our triumphant return to the airwaves after a month long coughing fit. New schedule, new decade, same old duo just trying to find some good movies. Could this be the beautiful and intelligent (HA!) movie we're looking for, or will the downward trend of the late 40's continue?  ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense  code:...

Another decade come and gone. Who gets the crown, and who gets the boot? On this week's ranking we'll look back at the highs and lows of the 40's, and all the camel shaped clouds we met along the way. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

Join us this week as we watch dollar store Gene Hackman blackmail and bribe his way to the top of American politics, with special guest appearances by Elvis and a clone of some modern actor whose name neither of the hosts can remember. DAMNIT WHO IS THAT GUY?!? ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

"And doth the star not twain on the noble brow of the tempest flown chasm of my heart as the morning break upon my soul shivering as the lowest dog sweeps to his own master to look frowningly in the pool of radiant bliss that crocodile crocodile crocodile?" - Hamlet ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

Hey audience, do you like fun? Well too bad, because this now officially a no-fun-zone, so sit down, feel guilty, and listen to Phil (the most righteous man to ever grace the earth with his presence) monologue at length about how just being good isn't good enough. If we all just do... something... it will definitely get better though. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io...

Travel back to a simpler time when alcoholism was just a fact of life, and pancakes were only 12¢ in this week's ranking. It's a movie about veterans coming home from the war, so that means the wars over right? So we don't need any more movies about it... right? Yup, last we'll hear of old WWII for sure. "The Forgotten War" they call it. Yup. Definitely. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!)...

Join us on this week's ranking as we start the new year off with a feel good story of alcoholism and sinking to new lows. The ball has dropped, and we have too, all the way to the bottom of the bottle... ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

On this week's ranking you'll feel your pulse race as an old man thinks about jumping over a bush, you'll white-knuckle grip you chair as the boy choir sings silent night, and you just might pass out from the thrill of the most brutal checkers match ever caught on film. Proceed with caution, this one isn't for the faint of heart. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/so...

"Of all the beginnings of a beautiful friendship in all the towns in all the world, she play it again sam's into here's lookin at you kid." - Humphrey Borgart, 1943 ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

A question for you audience: if this really is a black and white movie, why do I see so much red, white, and blue when I watch it? And why does watching a german pilot slowly eat a block of cheese fill me with such a strong urge to buy stamps every pay day? ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

The 40's are on a hot streak on this week's ranking as we take a trip back to simpler times to enjoy some good old fashion child labor, public shaming, and the dreaded spector of socialism. Buckle up, because just like the fast & furious franchise, this one's all about family. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

The 1940's hit the ground running on this week's ranking as our hosts are pleasantly surprised by the unexpected appearance of Alfred Hitchcock and his story about menacing castles and vengeful sea ghosts. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

Join us on this week's ranking as we look back on the thirties, hand out some awards of our own, and reminisce about the friends made, the lives lost, and the moments we'll remember, for better and for worse. It's the end of an era, and the world will never be the same. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

Once more unto the breach dear friends, once more... ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG