The Ranking of the Stars

Join us as we finally put this giant of a decade to rest, and actually remeber to read our full lists at the end this time. Fun fact: our time covering this decade lasted longer than the actual 70's. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

Hey, you know what we haven't learned enough about? War. Yeah, we should really take a good long look at it. I hear it's bad? We've only dedicated like 20 hours to it on this list though, so I guess we need more data. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

POOP! Is what my son told me to write here. And then... "are you gonna keep the poop?" Yes, I'm going to keep the poop. If only Woody Allen had done the same... ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

Come get punch drunk with a handsome hunk as we dive into the greatest movie about punching people in the head ever made! ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

Everyone has to follow the rules Mr. McMurphy. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

We rejoin the charming gang of murders and drug dealers known as the Corleone family for one last big adventure, and learn a little bit about ourselves and each other along the way. Special guest Fredo gives us his hottest tips for landing the big one, and Marlon Brando totally ruins everything. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPW...

Join us as we pay another visit to the Corleone family and delight in their wacky antics. Oh Micheal you silly goose, that's not how you catch a fish! This guy is hopeless! ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

As she rode the Merry-go-around it suddenly struck her as the perfect metaphor for her life: the same cheaply painted characters moving in the same circle until they at last break down and are replaced. She pressed her cheek against the cold support impaling her gaudy horse, closed her eyes, and wished for someway -anyway- out of this life. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppb...

It insists upon itself Lois. It insists upon itself. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

Get over here kid, gonna teach you how to kill a guy and also make the best meatballs this side of jersey. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

You wake up as the dust motes drift lazily through a thin shaft of morning light that cuts like a blade through the darkened room, faint images of red boots and picking feet and street hockey evaporating from your mind and receding back into the mist of your dreams. All you know for sure is that you'll never eat anything out of a puddle again. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://u...

New year! New Decade! Same old glorification of psychopaths! The war is over, and yet has somehow never ended, so join us as we slog through three hours of blood and guts with our good friend general Patton! ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

It's the end of the year and the end of a decade, so come join us as we relive the highs and lows of this very musical, very stylish, very European selection of movies. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

What better way to celebrate thanksgiving than with gay cowboys and traumatic experiences with grandma? Those are the exact things the pilgrims where looking for after all, so pour some gravy on those repressed memories and saddle up! YEEHAW! ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

SHUT UP AND DRINK YOUR GIN! ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

We're finally back in America this week, with all its confusing skinny bald men, vintage Pepsi signs, and, of course, racism. We got a body on our hands and only a few days to solve the case, so buckle up and repress your loneliness, because this case could get ugly. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

No return to America this week, but we do return to our unfortunate audio issues. What the hell is your problem microphone? You've worked fine for almost 50 episodes and now you're shitting the bed every other week! For serious though, we apologize for the hum, we're making it a priority to to have more consistent audio in the future. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io...

No one will ever melt my heart of ice, you hear me? EVER! Wait... is... is that... singing? Oh god its so beautiful. All my barriers, they're crumbing! I just want to be loved! *sobs hysterically* ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

Warning to all who dare enter here: the audio on this one is all over the place, and fixing it would take more time and energy than I'm willing to invest, so you get what you get, and you don't pitch a fit. Kinda thematically consistent with the terrible audio in the movie though, so it works out in some cosmic sense. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forg...

“Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.” ― Friedrich Nietzsche ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

The juice is loose and no one is safe on the thrilling conclusion of... "Lawrence and his many sand tantrums". I'm going to be real with you here though, not nearly as many camels as the first part. I know. Heartbreaking. But we'll make it through this desert. I promise. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

Sand, sand, everywhere, but not a drop to drink. Join us on this week's ranking as we wilt under the intense heat of tribal conflicts and clumsy mispronunciations. Are we going back next week? Of course we are. ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense code: PFPWTE3SUZLQ0PKG

And little did we know that something big was just around the corner. A whirlwind of dancing, finger snapping, reflections on the nature of hatred and life as an immigrant in America, teenage hoodlums, sexual liberation, and sappy love songs. At last. Movies have become what they were meant to be. POW! ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgottenLicense cod...

New decade! Old style! New technology! Old misogyny! The conflict of moving forward while also moving backward continues in this week's ranking as we learn all about flies in orbit and cooking spaghetti with a tennis racket. Also... technically a Christmas movie? I mean... you do see Santa, even if he is drunk... ...Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/forgotten...