The Rank

In this fast-talking, sharp-shooting episode of The Rank: Comedy Movie Edition, hosts John and Zac take on the 2005 cult classic Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. With Robert Downey Jr. and Val Kilmer delivering razor-sharp banter in a noir-inspired mystery, this action-comedy blends crime, comedy, and chaos in the best way possible. With their signature humor and keen analysis, John and Zac break down the fil...

In this divinely awkward episode of The Rank: Sitcom Edition, hosts John and Zac dive into The Mindy Project Season 1, Episode 19, titled "My Cool Christian Boyfriend." Mindy starts dating a charming new guy, only to find out he’s not just religious—he’s a full-on Lutheran minister. As she tries to balance her usual dating style with his more wholesome lifestyle, hilarity ensues, including some mi...

In this wild and unexpected episode of The Rank: Sitcom Edition, hosts John and Zac dive into Taxi Season 1, Episode 19, titled "Mama Gravas." The laughs (and awkward moments) pile up when Latka’s mother comes to town, and things take a shocking turn when Alex ends up in a romantic entanglement with her. With their signature humor and sharp analysis, John and Zac break down the episode’s...

In this stylish episode of The Rank: Top Ten Edition, hosts John and Zac take a glamorous stroll down the red carpet to rank the Top Ten Movie Dresses. From iconic gowns that defined cinematic moments to show-stopping fashion statements that became part of pop culture history, they break down the most unforgettable dresses to ever grace the big screen. With their signature humor and eye for detail...

In this spellbinding episode of The Rank: Best Picture Edition, hosts John and Zac take a trip to Oz as they rank Wicked (2024), the highly anticipated adaptation of the beloved Broadway musical. Following the untold story of the Wicked Witch of the West, the film explores the friendship, betrayal, and destiny of Elphaba and Glinda long before Dorothy arrives. With stunning musical numbers, dazzli...

In this musically rich episode of The Rank: Best Picture Edition, hosts John and Zac dive into A Complete Unknown (2024), a biopic chronicling the early years of Bob Dylan’s rise to fame. From his arrival in New York’s folk scene to the groundbreaking (and controversial) moment when he went electric at the Newport Folk Festival, the film explores Dylan’s artistic evolution and the cultural shockwa...

In this genre-defying episode of The Rank: Best Picture Edition, hosts John and Zac take on Emilia Pérez (2024), a film that blends crime, action, drama, and even musical elements into one unforgettable cinematic experience. The story follows a feared cartel boss who enlists his lawyer to help orchestrate his escape—not from the law, but from his own identity, as he transitions to become Emilia Pé...

In this thought-provoking and hilarious episode of The Rank: Sitcom Edition, hosts John and Zac tackle The Good Place Season 2, Episode 5, titled "The Trolley Problem." Join them as they dive into one of the show’s most iconic episodes, where Michael puts Chidi through a real-life version of the classic ethical dilemma—resulting in chaos, gore, and plenty of laughs. With their signature...

In this outrageous episode of The Rank: Sitcom Edition, hosts John and Zac dive into Married... With Children Season 2, Episode 5, titled "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun: Part 1." The laughs kick into high gear as Peggy and her friends decide to let loose with a wild girls’ night out, leaving Al to fend for himself at home. Meanwhile, Steve gets caught up in the chaos as his wife Marcy joins...

In this totally awesome episode of The Rank: Top Ten Edition, hosts John and Zac take on the broad but brilliant task of ranking the Top Ten Number Ones of the ’80s. From chart-topping hits to unforgettable movies, iconic sports moments, and even cultural phenomena, they explore the best of the best from one of the most vibrant decades in history. With their signature humor and love for all things...

In this epic episode of The Rank: Best Picture Edition, hosts John and Zac journey to Arrakis to break down Dune: Part Two (2024). Denis Villeneuve’s highly anticipated sequel continues the saga of Paul Atreides as he rises to power and navigates the treacherous politics, alliances, and betrayals of the desert planet. With stunning visuals, gripping performances, and an expansive narrative, Dune:...

In this adrenaline-fueled episode of The Rank: Action Movie Edition, hosts John and Zac take on the 2014 modern action classic John Wick. Starring Keanu Reeves as the legendary hitman seeking revenge for the ultimate personal loss, the film redefined the action genre with its sleek choreography, world-building, and relentless intensity. With their signature humor and sharp analysis, John and Zac b...

In this awkwardly hilarious episode of The Rank: Sitcom Edition, hosts John and Zac dive into The Mindy Project Season 1, Episode 18, titled "Danny's Friend." The laughs—and drama—roll in as Mindy clashes with a friend of Danny’s from Staten Island, who’s less than charming but somehow ends up making out with her. Meanwhile, Danny finds himself in a sticky ethical situation as he’s b...

In this hopeful yet hilarious episode of The Rank: Sitcom Edition, hosts John and Zac dive into Taxi Season 1, Episode 18, titled "Bobby's Big Break." Join them as they follow Bobby’s excitement when he finally lands a major acting role, only to face the reality of whether his big break is truly as life-changing as he hoped. With their signature humor and sharp insights, John and Zac...

In this star-studded episode of The Rank: Top Ten Edition, hosts John and Zac travel back to the glitz and glamour of the 1980s to rank the Top Ten Movie Stars of the ’80s. From action heroes to comedy legends, they celebrate the iconic actors who dominated the box office and defined the decade. With their signature humor and nostalgic insights, John and Zac debate who truly deserves the top spot,...

In this star-studded episode of The Rank: Top Ten Edition, hosts John and Zac travel back to the glitz and glamour of the 1980s to rank the Top Ten Movie Stars of the ’80s. From action heroes to comedy legends, they celebrate the iconic actors who dominated the box office and defined the decade. With their signature humor and nostalgic insights, John and Zac debate who truly deserves the top spot,...

In this spectacular episode of The Rank: Musical Movie Edition, hosts John and Zac take center stage with the 2017 musical sensation The Greatest Showman. Starring Hugh Jackman as P.T. Barnum, this dazzling film is packed with show-stopping performances, unforgettable songs, and larger-than-life visuals. With their signature humor and sharp analysis, John and Zac break down the film’s catchy sound...

In this laugh-out-loud episode of The Rank: Sitcom Edition, hosts John and Zac tackle The Good Place Season 2, Episode 4, titled "Existential Crisis." Join them as they break down the hilarious chaos that ensues when Michael experiences his first-ever existential meltdown, complete with midlife-crisis-level antics and over-the-top despair. Meanwhile, the rest of the crew continues scheming to keep...

In this outrageous episode of The Rank: Sitcom Edition, hosts John and Zac tackle Married... With Children Season 2, Episode 4, titled "Buck Can Do It." Join them as they break down the hilarity that ensues when Al refuses to have the Bundy family dog, Buck, neutered—sparking chaos, family arguments, and plenty of classic Bundy antics. With their signature humor and sharp analysis, John and Zac di...

In this totally tubular episode of The Rank: Top Ten Edition, hosts John and Zac moonwalk back to the 1980s to rank the Top Ten Music Videos of the ’80s. From groundbreaking visuals to unforgettable dance moves, they explore the iconic videos that defined the MTV generation. With their signature humor and love for all things retro, John and Zac debate which music videos truly deserve to top the li...

In this festive and hilarious episode of The Rank: Comedy Movie Edition, hosts John and Zac dive into the 2015 holiday comedy The Night Before. Starring Seth Rogen, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and Anthony Mackie, this wild tale follows three lifelong friends on one last outrageous Christmas Eve adventure. With their signature humor and sharp analysis, John and Zac break down the film’s over-the-top anti...

In this celebratory episode of The Rank: Sitcom Edition, hosts John and Zac dive into The Mindy Project Season 1, Episode 17, titled "Mindy's Birthday." Join them as they unpack the hilarity and awkwardness that ensues when Mindy’s birthday doesn’t go quite as planned—complete with surprise parties, misplaced expectations, and plenty of chaos. With their signature humor and sharp insights, John an...

In this charming and comedic episode of The Rank: Sitcom Edition, hosts John and Zac tackle Taxi Season 1, Episode 17, titled "Elaine and the Lame Duck." Join them as they explore the hilarity that ensues when Elaine reluctantly agrees to go on a date with a socially awkward politician who unexpectedly reveals a wild side. With their signature humor and thoughtful analysis, John and Zac break down...

In this totally rad episode of The Rank: Top Ten Edition, hosts John and Zac throw it back to the 1980s to rank the Top Ten Champions of the ’80s. From World Series champions to Olympic icons, they celebrate the larger-than-life figures who dominated their fields and defined a decade. With their signature humor and deep dives into the era’s biggest triumphs, John and Zac debate who truly earned th...

In this intense episode of The Rank: Best Picture Edition, hosts John and Zac dive into the gritty and haunting world of No Country for Old Men (2007). Directed by the Coen Brothers, this Academy Award-winning thriller follows the chilling pursuit of a suitcase full of cash across the desolate Texas landscape, with Javier Bardem delivering a terrifying performance as the relentless Anton Chigurh....