The Rank

In this morally complex and hilarious episode of The Rank: Sitcom Edition, hosts John and Zac dive into The Good Place Season 2, Episode 3, titled "Team Cockroach." Join them as they break down the pivotal moments when Eleanor, Chidi, Tahani, and Jason decide whether to join forces with Michael to keep his scheme alive and avoid eternal damnation. With their signature humor and sharp insights, Joh...

In this hilarious episode of The Rank: Sitcom Edition, hosts John and Zac break down Married... With Children Season 2, Episode 3, titled "If I Were a Rich Man." The laughs pile up as Steve convinces Al to give him a ride to work, only for the two to end up playing poker in the bank vault, daydreaming about what they’d do if they stole the cash. The next day, chaos ensues when Steve discovers a mi...

In this nostalgic episode of The Rank: Top Ten Edition, hosts John and Zac take a trip back to the neon-soaked 1980s to count down the Top Ten TV Commercials of the ’80s. From catchy jingles to unforgettable taglines, they revisit the ads that defined an era and burned themselves into pop culture history. With their signature humor and fond memories, John and Zac debate which commercials stood the...

In this electrifying episode of The Rank: Action Movie Edition, hosts John and Zac journey to Asgard to tackle the 2011 Marvel blockbuster Thor. Starring Chris Hemsworth as the God of Thunder, the film mixes epic action, mythical worlds, and plenty of fish-out-of-water humor as Thor learns humility while exiled on Earth. With their signature humor and sharp analysis, John and Zac break down the fi...

In this charming episode of 'The Rank: Sitcom Edition,' hosts John and Zac break down The Mindy Project Season 1, Episode 16, titled "The One That Got Away." Join them as they follow Mindy’s emotional and comedic journey when she reconnects with her first love, Sam, played by guest star Seth Rogen. As sparks fly and old feelings resurface, Mindy navigates the line between nostalgia and reality, al...

In this hilarious and unexpectedly heartfelt episode of 'The Rank: Sitcom Edition,' hosts John and Zac dive into Taxi Season 1, Episode 16, titled "Louie Sees the Light." Join them as they explore the chaos that unfolds when the typically selfish and conniving Louie faces a health scare that prompts him to make a promise to turn over a new leaf—only for his true nature to shine through in classic...

In this justice-packed episode of 'The Rank: Top Ten Edition,' hosts John and Zac don their badges and count down the Top Ten TV Lawmen. From grizzled sheriffs to sharp-dressed detectives, they rank the most iconic enforcers of law and order to ever grace the small screen. With their signature humor and keen insights, John and Zac debate what makes these characters so memorable—be it their unshaka...

In this roaring episode of The Rank: Musical Movie Edition, hosts John and Zac journey to the Pride Lands to rank the 1994 Disney classic The Lion King. From its unforgettable songs by Elton John and Tim Rice to its stunning animation and emotional storytelling, they explore why this beloved musical holds a special place in movie history. With their signature humor and thoughtful insights, John an...

In this endlessly clever episode of 'The Rank: Sitcom Edition,' hosts John and Zac break down The Good Place Season 2, Episode 2, titled "Dance Dance Resolution." Join them as they dive into Michael’s increasingly desperate and hilarious attempts to reboot the neighborhood over and over again, only for Eleanor and the gang to keep figuring out the truth. With their signature humor and sharp analys...

In this wild episode of 'The Rank: Sitcom Edition,' hosts John and Zac continue their journey with the Bundys in Married... With Children Season 2, Episode 2, titled "Poppy's by the Tree: Part 2." Picking up where the chaos left off, the Bundys' disastrous vacation takes an even funnier turn as the family struggles with their hilariously low-budget accommodations and outrageous misadventures. With...

In this festive episode of The Rank: Top Ten Edition, hosts John and Zac deck the halls and spread holiday cheer as they count down the Top Ten Christmas Songs of all time. From timeless classics to modern holiday hits, they debate which tunes truly capture the spirit of the season. With their signature humor, nostalgic stories, and a dash of musical insight, John and Zac discuss the songs that ma...

In this geek-tastic episode of 'The Rank: Comedy Movie Edition,' hosts John and Zac dive into the 1985 cult classic Real Genius. Starring Val Kilmer as a brilliant but irreverent college student, the film blends science, humor, and heart in a story about genius misfits fighting back against corruption. With their signature humor and sharp analysis, John and Zac break down the film’s hilarious pran...

In this hilarious episode of 'The Rank: Sitcom Edition,' hosts John and Zac break down The Mindy Project Season 1, Episode 15, titled "Mindy's Minute." Join them as they dive into the chaos that unfolds when Mindy lands a segment on the local news to give medical advice—but things quickly spiral into awkward and comedic territory. With Danny stepping in to help and the rest of the office chiming i...

In this hilarious and slightly fishy episode of 'The Rank: Sitcom Edition,' hosts John and Zac dive into Taxi Season 1, Episode 15, titled "Friends." The laughs (and guilt) roll in as Bobby is tasked with feeding Tony’s fish while Tony is away for a boxing match—only to accidentally let the poor fish die. With Bobby struggling to apologize and Tony dealing with his loss, chaos and comedy ensue. Wi...

In this gridiron-packed episode of 'The Rank: Top Ten Edition,' hosts John and Zac hit the field to rank the Top Ten Active QBs in the NFL. From veteran superstars to rising young guns, they debate who deserves the top spot based on skill, leadership, and game-changing performances. With their signature humor and sharp analysis, John and Zac break down each quarterback’s strengths, career highligh...

In this gripping episode of 'The Rank: Best Picture Edition,' hosts John and Zac dive into the tense and morally complex world of Michael Clayton (2007). Starring George Clooney as a "fixer" for a powerful law firm, the film unravels a high-stakes conspiracy that forces him to confront his own ethics. With their signature blend of humor and thoughtful analysis, John and Zac discuss the film’s powe...

In this clever and hilarious episode of 'The Rank: Sitcom Edition,' hosts John and Zac dive into the Season 2 premiere of The Good Place , titled "Everything is Great!" Join them as they explore the aftermath of Michael’s reboot and the fresh start for Eleanor, Chidi, Tahani, and Jason—none of whom remember their previous lives in the Good Place. With their signature humor and sharp insights, John...

In this outrageous episode of 'The Rank: Sitcom Edition,' hosts John and Zac kick off Season 2 of Married... With Children by diving into the two-part opener, "Poppy's by the Tree: Part 1." Join them as they unpack the Bundys' hilariously disastrous vacation, where a road trip to a cheap motel leads to chaos, discomfort, and plenty of Bundy-style antics. With their trademark humor and sharp analys...

In this powerhouse episode of 'The Rank: Top Ten Edition,' hosts John and Zac step into the ring to count down the *Top Ten Tag Teams* of all time. From legendary duos who defined wrestling’s golden era to modern-day powerhouses, they explore the teams that brought unforgettable chemistry, thrilling moves, and iconic moments to the squared circle. With their signature humor and wrestling fandom on...

In this epic episode of 'The Rank: Action Movie Edition,' hosts John and Zac step into the Colosseum to tackle Gladiator (2000). Join them as they dive into Ridley Scott’s Academy Award-winning masterpiece, following Russell Crowe’s iconic portrayal of Maximus, the fallen general turned vengeful gladiator. With their signature humor and insightful analysis, John and Zac break down the film’s thril...

In this heartfelt episode of 'The Rank: Sitcom Edition,' hosts John and Zac explore *The Mindy Project* Season 1, Episode 14, titled "Harry and Mindy." Mindy is still dating Jamie, the charming Latin professor, but things take a complicated turn when she realizes that Jamie is deeply in love with his best friend, Lucy—though he doesn’t see it himself. With her usual wit and candor, Mindy helps Jam...

In this entertaining episode of 'The Rank: Sitcom Edition,' hosts John and Zac dive into *Taxi* Season 1, Episode 14, titled "Sugar Mama." Join them as they explore the comedic chaos that ensues when Alex reluctantly agrees to hang out with an older, wealthy woman who takes a liking to him. With their signature humor and sharp insights, John and Zac break down the episode’s funniest moments, chara...

In this feast-filled episode of 'The Rank: Top Ten Edition,' hosts John and Zac dig into the ultimate Thanksgiving spread as they rank the *Top Ten Thanksgiving Foods.* From classic turkey to decadent pumpkin pie, they debate the best dishes that make this holiday a foodie’s dream. With their signature humor and a side of nostalgia, John and Zac share their personal favorites, holiday traditions,...

In this claw-some episode of 'The Rank: Musical Movie Edition,' hosts John and Zac bravely tackle the infamous *Cats* (2019). Join them as they dive into the bizarre world of singing, dancing felines brought to life through questionable CGI and an all-star cast. With their signature humor and candid critiques, John and Zac break down the film’s strange charm, bewildering choices, and whether it de...

In this game-changing episode of 'The Rank: Sitcom Edition,' hosts John and Zac dive into *The Good Place* Season 1, Episode 13, titled "Michael's Gambit." Join them as they unpack the shocking twists, brilliant reveals, and masterful storytelling that cap off the season finale. With their signature humor and insightful analysis, John and Zac explore how the episode flips the entire series on its...