The Rank

In this twist-filled episode of The Rank: Sitcom Edition, hosts John and Zac dive into The Good Place Season 2, Episode 8, titled "Leap to Faith." When Michael appears to betray the group and align himself with the demons, Eleanor and the gang must decode his true intentions—leading to a suspenseful and hilarious game of trust, deception, and unexpected clues. With their signature humor...

In this classic Bundy misadventure, The Rank: Sitcom Edition hosts John and Zac tackle Married... With Children Season 2, Episode 8, titled "Born to Walk." Al’s terrible luck strikes again when he fails his driver’s test forcing him to navigate life without a car. Meanwhile, the rest of the Bundy family revels in his misery, making matters even worse. With their signature humor and sharp...

In this brainy episode of The Rank: Top Ten Edition, hosts John and Zac put their thinking caps on to rank the Top Ten Geniuses. From groundbreaking scientists to artistic masterminds, they debate the most brilliant minds in history and pop culture. Whether they changed the world with their inventions, theories, or creative works, these geniuses left a lasting impact. With their signature humor an...

⚾🤣 Just a bit outside! This week, John and Zac step up to the plate to review the classic 1989 baseball comedy Major League ! From wild pitches to even wilder personalities, this sports comedy delivers unforgettable moments, hilarious one-liners, and a lovable team of misfits led by Charlie Sheen, Tom Berenger, and Wesley Snipes. Where does Major League land in their Comedy rankings? Is it a gra...

In this road trip-fueled episode of The Rank: Sitcom Edition, hosts John and Zac break down The Mindy Project Season 1, Episode 21, titled "Santa Fe." When the gang heads to a medical conference in New Mexico, chaos, drama, and unexpected situations ensue. Mindy finds herself dealing with work rivalries and personal complications, while Morgan and Jeremy’s adventures take some hilarious...

In this starry-eyed episode of The Rank: Sitcom Edition, hosts John and Zac dive into Taxi Season 1, Episode 21, titled "Hollywood Calling." The gang gets a taste of fame when a movie production comes to the garage, and suddenly, everyone dreams of making it big in showbiz. As Alex, Louie, and the rest of the cabbies get caught up in the glitz and glamour, hilarity ensues as reality come...

In this cringe-worthy yet hilarious episode of The Rank: Top Ten Edition, hosts John and Zac step into the squared circle to rank the Top Ten Worst Wrestling Gimmicks. From absurd costumes to painfully bad personas, they break down the most misguided, bizarre, and downright embarrassing characters to ever grace the ring. With their signature humor and deep wrestling knowledge, John and Zac debate...

🛢️⛏️ I drink your milkshake! This week, John and Zac dive deep into There Will Be Blood (2007), the intense Western/Thriller that redefined the genre. Paul Thomas Anderson’s masterpiece follows the ruthless rise of Daniel Plainview, played by the legendary Daniel Day-Lewis in one of cinema’s most chilling performances. Where does this Oscar-winning epic land in their Best Picture rankings? Is it a...

In this delightfully chaotic episode of The Rank: Sitcom Edition, hosts John and Zac dive into The Good Place Season 2, Episode 7, titled "Derek." When Janet, still dealing with her unresolved feelings for Jason, creates her own rebound boyfriend—Derek—the results are hilariously disastrous. Meanwhile, Michael struggles to keep his latest plan from falling apart as Derek proves to be, we...

In this classic episode of The Rank: Sitcom Edition, hosts John and Zac dive into Married... With Children Season 2, Episode 7, titled "For Whom the Bell Tolls." The Bundys are pushed to their breaking point when Al refuses to pay a small phone bill charge out of sheer principle—leading to a battle with the phone company that quickly spirals out of control. As the Bundys struggle with li...

🏆🎬 And the Oscar goes to... Well, not just yet! In this special Bonus Episode , John and Zac put on their film critic hats and predict the upcoming Academy Awards! They break down every major category, debating who should win based on merit and who they believe will take home the gold based on odds, biases, and industry trends. As Best Picture experts who’ve seen all the nominees, they meticulou...

In this year-end special of The Rank: Top Ten Edition, hosts John and Zac look back at the biggest and best films of the past year as they rank the Top Ten Movies of 2024. From blockbuster epics to indie gems, they break down the films that defined the year, delivered unforgettable performances, and left the biggest impact on audiences. With their signature humor and sharp analysis, John and Zac d...

🎬✨ In this episode, John and Zac take on I'm Still Here (2024), the powerful Oscar-nominated foreign film based on Marcelo Rubens Paiva’s memoir. The film follows Eunice Paiva’s heartbreaking journey as she searches for answers about the disappearance of her husband, former PTB deputy Rubens Paiva, while struggling to hold her family together. How does this emotional, politically charged dra...

Suit up, because John and Zac are diving into Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) as they revisit their action movie rankings! Does Cap’s origin story still hold up? Where does it land among the greats of the genre? From Chris Evans’ iconic performance to the film’s classic WWII setting, they break down everything that makes (or breaks) this Marvel classic. Tune in for the ultimate ranking d...

In this hilariously awkward episode of The Rank: Sitcom Edition, hosts John and Zac dive into The Mindy Project Season 1, Episode 20, titled "Pretty Man." Mindy finds herself in an unexpected situation when she has a one-night stand with a ridiculously attractive man—only to later discover that he’s a male escort. As she tries to navigate her feelings (and her dignity), the situation spi...

In this darkly funny episode of The Rank: Sitcom Edition, hosts John and Zac dive into Taxi Season 1, Episode 20, titled "Alex Tastes Death and Finds a Nice Restaurant." When Alex has a near-death experience after getting shot (grazed on the ear), he reevaluates his life and stumbles upon a fancy restaurant that makes him feel like he's finally found where he belongs. But as he tries...

In this chilling episode of The Rank: Best Picture Edition, hosts John and Zac take on The Substance (2024), a bold and unsettling entry in this year’s Best Picture race. Blending psychological horror, body transformation, and biting social commentary, the film explores the consequences of vanity, desire, and self-reinvention in an image-obsessed world. With its striking visuals, intense performan...

In this cinematic episode of The Rank: Top Ten Edition, hosts John and Zac pack their bags and take a tour of the Top Ten Movie Towns. From charming small towns to bustling fictional cities, they rank the most iconic locations that feel like characters themselves. Whether it's a place you'd love to visit or one you'd never dare step foot in, John and Zac debate which movie towns stand out the most...

In this powerful episode of The Rank: Best Picture Edition, hosts John and Zac dive into Nickel Boys (2024), a gripping adaptation of Colson Whitehead’s acclaimed novel and a standout in this year’s Best Picture race. The film tells the harrowing story of two Black boys navigating the horrors of a segregated reform school in 1960s Florida, exposing the brutality, injustice, and resilience within i...

In this elegant and dance-filled episode of The Rank: Musical Movie Edition, hosts John and Zac take a trip to the City of Light as they rank An American in Paris (1951). This classic MGM musical, starring Gene Kelly as a struggling painter who falls for a Parisian woman, dazzles with its breathtaking choreography, vibrant visuals, and unforgettable Gershwin score. With their signature humor and k...

In this heartfelt and hilarious episode of The Rank: Sitcom Edition, hosts John and Zac dive into The Good Place Season 2, Episode 6, titled "Janet and Michael." This episode takes a deeper look at the unique and unexpected friendship between Michael and everyone’s favorite all-knowing AI, Janet. As Michael struggles with his moral crisis, Janet begins glitching in increasingly bizarre w...

In this wild and hilarious episode of The Rank: Sitcom Edition, hosts John and Zac dive into Married... With Children Season 2, Episode 6, titled "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun: Part 2." The fallout from the girls’ night out continues as Steve struggles with Marcy’s newfound confidence after their wild evening at the male strip club. Meanwhile, Al, feeling threatened by Peg’s excitement, doe...

In this thought-provoking episode of The Rank: Best Picture Edition, hosts John and Zac take on The Brutalist (2024), a striking Best Picture nominee that explores the intersection of art, ambition, and survival. The film follows Hungarian architect László Toth, a Holocaust survivor determined to leave his mark on post-war America. As he partners with the powerful and enigmatic Harrison Van Buren,...

In this super-powered episode of The Rank: Top Ten Edition, hosts John and Zac assemble to rank the Top Ten MCU Movies. With over a decade of blockbuster hits, unforgettable characters, and jaw-dropping moments, they debate which Marvel films truly stand above the rest. From epic team-ups to emotional solo stories, John and Zac break down what makes each movie worthy of the top spots. With their s...

In this emotionally charged episode of The Rank: Best Picture Edition, hosts John and Zac take on Anora (2024), a bold and captivating Best Picture nominee. The film follows Ani, a New York stripper who gets swept up in the lavish world of a wealthy Russian heir who believes that marrying her will secure his place in America. But as his reckless lifestyle spirals out of control, Ani finds herself...