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🚨🎩 Gangsters, corruption, and silent-era suspense! In this episode of The Rank Podcast —formerly The Rank with John and Zac —John and new co-host Mike continue their journey through the Best Picture Rankings with a deep cut from Hollywood’s early days: The Racket (1928). This crime noir silent film dives into the gritty world of Prohibition-era politics and police, and while it's nearly a ce...

In this pivotal and hilariously philosophical episode of The Rank: Sitcom Edition, hosts John and Zac break down The Good Place Season 2, Episode 11, titled "The Burrito." As Eleanor, Chidi, Tahani, and Jason finally arrive at the Judge’s chambers, they must each prove their moral growth to earn a spot in the real Good Place. But with bizarre tests, unexpected twists, and an all-powerful...

In this hilariously awkward episode of The Rank: Sitcom Edition, hosts John and Zac break down Married... With Children Season 2, Episode 11, titled "How Do You Spell Revenge?" When Kelly starts dating Brian, the son of Peggy’s old high school boyfriend, history threatens to repeat itself—especially when Brian asks Kelly to get a tattoo of his name, just like his dad did for Peg years ag...

In this remix-filled episode of The Rank: Top Ten Edition, hosts John and Zac count down the Top Ten Cover Songs. From rock anthems to soulful reinventions, they break down the covers that didn’t just pay homage to the originals—they surpassed them. With their signature humor and passionate music takes, John and Zac debate which artists took a song and made it their own, and which ones might just...

🦸‍♂️💥 A new era begins! Welcome to the very first episode of The Rank Podcast —formerly The Rank with John and Zac. While Zac has stepped away for personal reasons (all love!), John is joined by his longtime friend and new co-host, Mike, as they dive straight into their Action Movie Rankings with a true blockbuster: The Avengers (2012). How does Marvel’s epic team-up film hold up over a decade l...

In this romantic and life-changing episode of The Rank: Sitcom Edition, hosts John and Zac break down The Mindy Project Season 1, Episode 24, titled "Take Me With You." As Mindy faces a major decision about her future—should she move to Haiti with Casey?—chaos, doubt, and plenty of hilarious moments follow. Meanwhile, Danny wrestles with his own feelings, leading to some classic will-the...

In this heartfelt and character-driven episode of The Rank: Sitcom Edition, hosts John and Zac break down Taxi Season 2, Episode 2, titled "Honor Thy Father." When Alex’s long-estranged father suddenly reappears in his life, he’s forced to confront old wounds, unresolved emotions, and the complicated nature of family. As the usually level-headed Alex struggles with whether to forgive or...

In this show-stopping episode of The Rank: Top Ten Edition, hosts John and Zac step into the ring to rank the Top Ten WrestleMania Main Events. From legendary clashes to era-defining moments, they break down the greatest matches to ever headline WWE’s biggest stage. With their signature humor, John and Zac debate the most iconic showdowns, unforgettable finishes, and the main events that truly liv...

🎭🐸 It’s time to take Manhattan… Muppet-style! This week, John and Zac bring the chaos, charm, and catchy tunes as they review The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984), the beloved family musical that follows Kermit, Miss Piggy, and the whole gang as they chase their Broadway dreams in the Big Apple. Where does this feel-good classic land in their Musical rankings? Is it a show-stopping hit or just anot...

In this high-stakes and hilariously undercover episode of The Rank: Sitcom Edition, hosts John and Zac break down The Good Place Season 2, Episode 10, titled "Rhonda, Diana, Jake, and Trent." As the gang infiltrates the actual Bad Place in disguise, they must navigate a demon-filled party without blowing their cover—easier said than done when Jason is involved. With ridiculous aliases, u...

In this hilariously dysfunctional episode of The Rank: Sitcom Edition, hosts John and Zac break down Married... With Children Season 2, Episode 10, titled "The Razor’s Edge." When Steve and Marcy’s seemingly perfect marriage hits a rough patch, Steve moves in with the Bundys—leading to disastrous results for everyone involved. As Al takes full advantage of his new "bachelor buddy&qu...

In this eye-opening (and slightly embarrassing) episode of The Rank: Top Ten Edition, hosts John and Zac confess their biggest pop culture blind spots as they rank the Top Ten Things Everyone Has Seen, But Us. From iconic movies and TV shows to legendary moments in entertainment, they break down the things that seemingly everyone has experienced—except them. With their signature humor and plenty o...

💀💋 Eternal youth comes at a deadly price! This week, John and Zac dive into the wickedly hilarious world of Death Becomes Her (1992), the dark comedy cult classic that blends horror, fantasy, and satire. With unforgettable performances from Meryl Streep, Goldie Hawn, and Bruce Willis, this twisted tale of vanity, immortality, and rivalry is as bizarre as it is brilliant. Where does Death Becomes...

In this wild and hilariously chaotic episode of The Rank: Sitcom Edition, hosts John and Zac dive into The Mindy Project Season 1, Episode 23, titled "Frat Party." When Mindy’s attempt to prove she’s still fun and spontaneous leads her to an actual college frat party, things quickly spiral into a mess of questionable decisions and unexpected encounters. Meanwhile, Danny and the rest of t...

In this unexpectedly sweet (but still hilariously awkward) episode of The Rank: Sitcom Edition, hosts John and Zac kick off Taxi Season 2 by ranking "Louie and the Nice Girl." When Louie starts dating a kind and genuine woman named Zena, the garage crew is left stunned—can the notoriously sleazy dispatcher actually be in a real relationship? As Louie tries to navigate dating someone who...

In this self-reflective (and slightly humbling) episode of The Rank: Top Ten Edition, hosts John and Zac celebrate two years of Top Tens by ranking the Top Ten Corrections and Misses. Over the years, they’ve made some questionable calls, overlooked some obvious picks, and maybe even (gasp) gotten things wrong. Now, they’re setting the record straight, revisiting their biggest blunders, and giving...

🌙✨ Love, war, and destiny—silent cinema at its finest! This week, John and Zac travel back to the dawn of Hollywood’s golden age with 7th Heaven (1927), the Oscar-nominated romantic drama directed by Frank Borzage. Starring Janet Gaynor and Charles Farrell, this timeless classic tells the story of love overcoming hardship, set against the backdrop of war and fate. Where does 7th Heaven land in t...

In this existentially hilarious episode of The Rank: Sitcom Edition, hosts John and Zac dive into The Good Place Season 2, Episode 9, titled "Best Self." As Michael informs the group that they’re finally ready to ascend to the real Good Place, excitement quickly turns to suspicion when they realize things might not be as simple as they seem. With nowhere to go and no plan in sight, the g...

In this fiercely competitive episode of The Rank: Sitcom Edition, hosts John and Zac dive into Married... With Children Season 2, Episode 9, titled "Alley of the Dolls." When Peggy runs into her old high school rival, Mimi, at the bowling alley, old tensions resurface, and a challenge is issued—Peggy’s family vs. Mimi’s in an all-out bowling showdown. With Al reluctantly roped into the c...

In this hot-take-filled episode of The Rank: Top Ten Edition, hosts John and Zac throw caution to the wind as they rank their Top Ten Unpopular Opinions. From controversial movie takes to divisive food choices and beyond, they’re putting their most debated opinions out there—whether people agree with them or not. With their signature humor and plenty of good-natured arguing, John and Zac defend th...

🏎️💨 Ride or die! This week, John and Zac put the pedal to the metal as they review The Fast and the Furious (2001), the high-octane action movie that launched a billion-dollar franchise. From street races to undercover drama, Vin Diesel and Paul Walker rev up the adrenaline in this early 2000s classic. Where does The Fast and the Furious land in their Action Movie rankings? Is it a nitrous-fueled...

In this energetic and awkwardly hilarious episode of The Rank: Sitcom Edition, hosts John and Zac dive into The Mindy Project Season 1, Episode 22, titled "Triathlon." Mindy finds herself way out of her comfort zone when she decides to impress her new pastor boyfriend by participating in a triathlon. Meanwhile, Danny and Jeremy also get caught up in the competition, leading to plenty of...

In this heartfelt and humorous episode of The Rank: Sitcom Edition, hosts John and Zac dive into Taxi Season 1, Episode 22, titled "Substitute Father." When Alex steps in to help one of his fellow cabbies by looking after their son, he quickly finds himself in over his head in the world of makeshift parenting. As he struggles to connect with the kid while juggling his own life, comedy an...

In this deliciously cheesy episode of The Rank: Top Ten Edition, hosts John and Zac take on the ultimate pizza debate as they rank the Top Ten Pizza Toppings. From classic favorites to controversial choices, they break down what truly belongs on a perfect slice. Will pineapple make the cut? Does anyone actually love anchovies? With their signature humor and passionate opinions, John and Zac dive d...

🎶🍎 Mirror, mirror on the wall... This week, John and Zac take a nostalgic trip back to where it all began with Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)! Walt Disney’s groundbreaking animated musical fantasy set the stage for decades of movie magic, introducing audiences to iconic songs, stunning animation, and one of cinema’s most memorable villains—the Evil Queen. But where does this classic fair...