The Porch

Andy and Brian discuss their predictions for the upcoming calendar year of 2025.

Hello dear listener, I hope you have had a good week of holiday. Please revisit these predictions from some other weird podcast that no longer exists. I must return to performing feats of strength in accordance with my religious beliefs. Godspeed!

Andy and Brian open up the porch to talk about things.

Brian and Andy open up the porch this week to discuss: -That beautiful dog you see in the episode image, Barbra Jean! We are fostering her right now and looking for a good permanent home. If you live in the Chicagoland area and want a 35lb ball of snuggles to call your own, go to this link: https://almosthomefoundation.org/pets/57404419/ and then email us at LettermanorLeno999@gmail.com so we can...

Andy and Brian discuss the latest folly in the history of Da Bears.

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www.democracy2025.org/ www.propublica.org/ www.aclu.org/ www.dsausa.org/ www.plannedparenthood.org/ translifeline.org/about/ innocenceproject.org/ Andy and Brian discuss the bloopers that come with a failed economic model leading to the downfall of a society...among other knee-slappers!

Andy and Brian open the porch to discuss the horrific election results. If you or someone you know is in more danger under the ghoulish incoming regime, please check out the following links. These organizations have been and will continue to be fighting on behalf of the most vulnerable members of our society. Be safe and keep an eye on your neighbor. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_or_misleadi...

Andy and Brian are talking on the porch. Including a fantastic round of Tres of Base and some early planning of our national flatbed truck podcast tour.

Andy and Brian open up the porch (it's full of spider webs) to chat and gab. This week, they discuss the Patreon perks they might possibly offer to future patrons. *Sponsored Content* Do you love heavy metal? Or just great drummers? Check out Brian's finely manicured YouTube Music playlist "Quit Hoglan Yer Lombardo." You'll know it's mine because of the AI-generated HellBeast logo. Please enjoy! S...

Andy and Brian discuss their creative process, bad ideas about helium, hand-held microphones and a potential Tres of Base theme song! Speaking of the greatest game created this year, they also play a very special round of Tres of Base...this time it's XL! Go buy the music of the three featured artists in this episode! "Hip-Hop" by Dead Prez "RIP Young (Remix)" by Isaiah Rashad feat. Project Pat an...

Andy and Brian welcome you back to the porch! If this title seems shorter than usual, that's because I made it way shorter out of spite. Apple Podcasts was super delayed uploading last week's episode, and we think it might have been the novel of a title that Brian (cough) wrote. This week, I'm going with 13 characters, including punctuation. Happy, Apple? Happle. *Sponsored Content* Do you love he...

Andy and Brian are back for their 7th Annual NBA Preview Pod. They are so collectively chock full of information about the NBA, that they had to split this into two episodes. Don'tcha dare miss Part 2 next Friday! *Sponsored Content* Do you love heavy metal? Or just great drummers? Check out Brian's finely manicured YouTube Music playlist "Quit Hoglan Yer Lombardo." You'll know it's mine because o...

Andy and Brian discuss how Rosie's picturs have led the podcast to unprecedented levels of listeners and whether drivers are getting worse. *Sponsored Content* Do you love heavy metal? Or just great drummers? Check out Brian's finely manicured YouTube Music playlist "Quit Hoglan Yer Lombardo." You'll know it's mine because of the AI-generated HellBeast logo. Please enjoy! Share with your fellow dr...

Andy and Brian are back out on the porch, cooking up ideas for you! From the minds that brought you the smash hits "Let's Get Personal," "Tres of Bass," and "B's Beef" comes a new game that will sweep the nation off its nation-feet. "Letterman or Leno?" combines the concept of repetitive jokes and making fun of Jay Leno to tantalize your brain with joy! *Sponsored Content* Do you love heavy metal?...

Andy and Brian air out the porch by discussing the following and MORE: -Aggressive Republicans -Bay Area geography -Spreading the gospel of public transit We also play another round of Tres of Bass, where Andy will try to stump Brian with three of his favorite hip-hop beats.

Andy and Brian welcome you back to the porch! This week, we mostly discuss what our entrance music would be if we were closers in Major League Baseball. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2cTNOqgPFo

Andy and Brian talk about all the stuff you were wondering about this week. Also, Brian welcomes his THIRD dog, an adorable 25 lb pug mix named Rosie who is as cute as a bucket full of buttons.

Andy Leno and Brian Eubanks discuss the career of Nicolas Cage, future POTUS Andy's agenda for 2032 and MUCH more.

Andy and Brian wrap up a scintillating 3-part LIVE series from the venerable United Center on Madison Ave. Guests for the final episode include: Gallagher vs. Sinbad in a live rap battle! Rita Rudner Paul Provenza Malcolm-Jamal Warner Flo from Progressive with a t-shirt cannon* Eric Andre wearing 100 t-shirts Finale: "Rump Shaker" is played at an increasing volume level until the arena empties. *T...

Andy and Brian remain LIVE from the lovely United Center on Chicago's near West side. Guests on this portion of the live show include: The Third Del Rubio Triplet! Sheryl Crow! Elliot Spitzer! John Cougar Mellencamp! Rock Lobster!!

Andy and Brian are coming to you LIVE from a SOLD OUT United Center in Chicago, IL. Their special guests include: Robert Goulet! Ed McMahon! Two of the Del Rubio Triplets! Notorious Shock Jock Wolfman Jack! Eartha Kitt! The Blue Ranger from Power Rangers You Know the One Who Had Glasses? Andy Richter! *Episode 1 of a 3 part series **Guests listed are subject to change

Andy and Brian are back on the porch and chatting up a storm! If airlines gave out free miles for amount of time chatting on a porch, we could fly to Sheboygan.

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Andy and Brian rev up the porch's engine and talk about the following scintillating topics: -Upcoming IN-PERSON recording session in Chicago -Wimbledon fever dreams -NBA movers & shakers