The Porch

This week's episode brought to you by the Canning Corner. Tired of all those excess fruits and vegetables laying around your house. Take our advice and "Can it, ya creep!" Andy and Brian take a break from pumping out the jam to discuss the following: -Canning -Music that takes you back in time -Train noise -Glove compartment housing -Trampolines -Forced exercise

Welcome, patriot! After years of toiling as double agents in Liberal America, Brian and Andy uncloak themselves to reveal their true colors...RED, WHITE and BLUE!

Brian and Andy are kicking summer off in style, porch-style. What does that mean? Tune in and find out! If you're reading this, you've probably already tuned in, so thank you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tehmaxy4K6Q Andy and Brian discuss some ramifications of the rebranding efforts before turning their attention to VIDEO GAME JAMZ.

Andy and Brian are on a worldwide tour of porches. Topics this week: -Fashions of the late 90s/early 00s -Jordan Knight -Disney -Why doesn't MTV play music videos if the M stands for Music?!?!?!?!?!? -Being nice If you'd like to get in touch, simply produce and air something on your local public access channel so controversial that it ends up in the national news. Thanks for listening!

Andy and Brian have more conversation topics than the bible has psalms...this week on the Porch!

Andy and Brian are joined by their better halves, Maggie and Lisa, respectively, to build their fantasy Disney playlists! They'll all do this via snake draft. Whose playlist will get the crowd grooving the most? And more importantly, whose playlist will most impress the Supreme Judge Elena!?!?! Part Two, the conclusion of an exciting Two-Part Limited Time Series!! Don'tcha dare miss it!

Andy and Brian are joined by their better halves, Maggie and Lisa, respectively, to build their fantasy Disney playlists! They'll all do this via snake draft. Whose playlist will get the crowd grooving the most? Part One of an exciting Two-Part Limited Time Series!!

Andy and Brian light up the porch with scintillating chit chat along the following lines: -Confused listeners -Earthquakes and earthquake preparedness techniques -City planning -Arizona's deathscape -The jewels of the midwest (cities) Make sure to reach out via....we'll get back to you on that.

Andy and Brian talk about many things including, but not limited to: -Otis -Cinderella Palace Intrigue -Capitalism

Andy and Brian get slightly heated, much like their Porch during the winter months. We discuss the epidemic of billionaire sports owners crying poor and milking the public to subsidize their vanity projects. Also, the crazy amount of shuffling in college sports conference landscape, and possible future MLB moves. If your local government ever gives you any say in whether to give tax money to a spo...

Andy and Brian break out the portable hoop and throw down some ferocious jams in the porch this week. The "A" and "B" in NBA should stand for Andy and Brian, because we fix everything ailing the League.

Andy and Brian chat about 90s TV shows for a bit, and then launch into a discussion of how their music tastes have changed over the years. Featuring a cameo from pop sensation Miley Rae Cyrus??

Andy and Brian shift the Porch into third gear and discuss topics including, but not limited to: -weird neighbors -school visits -getting dumber as we age Enjoy!

Andy and Brian get used to their new porch-y surroundings and start to make it look like every porch should (i.e. a Wisconsin bar).

Andy and Brian break free from their whiskey-soaked shackles to talk to you every week from the front porch.

Andy and Brian sample Wyoming Whiskey (1:45), completely eviscerate the logic behind the idea of the Electoral College (8:38), count down the top 5 most confounding and stupefying aspects of American society (17:30) and read and respond to your emails (48:30). Subscribe to our YouTube channel for video clips from every episode! https://youtube.com/@WhiskeySessionsMusic

Andy and Brian try out Pollyanna’s Inception Bourbon, High Rye (5:18), open some basketball card packs in search of Bulls and Sonics (13:34), count down the top 5 raddest animals (26:21) and read and respond to your emails (38:04). Subscribe to our YouTube channel for video clips from every episode! https://youtube.com/@WhiskeySessionsMusic

Andy and Brian sample some Angel’s Envy bourbon (8:42), count down the top 5 animals of which they are afraid (15:04) and read and respond to your emails (42:06). Subscribe to our YouTube channel for video clips from every episode! https://youtube.com/@WhiskeySessionsMusic

Andy and Brian try out Washington’s own Woodinville Bourbon (9:33), count down the top 5 Carls (or Karls, or Karols…) (15:57) and read and respond to your emails (28:26). Subscribe to our YouTube channel for video clips from every episode! https://youtube.com/@WhiskeySessionsMusic

A. Metz and B. Pimp sample some Lost Republic bourbon (3:25), count down their top 5 most toxic current NBA players (9:16) and read and respond to your emails (32:56). Grab our EP Whiskey Sessions II: Another Sip on a streaming service near you! Check it out on our Bandcamp (https://whiskeysessions.bandcamp.com/) or Amazon(https://www.amazon.com/Whiskey-Sessions-II-Another-Explicit/dp/B08L75RB1Q/r...

A. Metz and B. Pimp debut a new segment called Baseball Cards of the Week (2:27), air out some baseball-themed B’s Beef (6:10), try out Olde Raleigh Small Batch Bourbon (12:00), and count down their top 5 favorite reality/dating shows of all time (18:34). Grab our EP Whiskey Sessions II: Another Sip on a streaming service near you! Check it out on our Bandcamp (https://whiskeysessions.bandcamp.com...

A. Metz and B. Pimp sample a Fistful of Bourbon (4:01), count down the top 5 memories from their history as baseball fans (10:24) and read and respond to your emails (33:00). Grab our EP Whiskey Sessions II: Another Sip on a streaming service near you! Check it out on our Bandcamp (https://whiskeysessions.bandcamp.com/) or Amazon(https://www.amazon.com/Whiskey-Sessions-II-Another-Explicit/dp/B08L7...

Erstwhile bouncers A. Metz and B. Pimp try out Frey Ranch Rye (3:32), collaborate on a top 5 of the best stories from their days working the door in Chicago bars (10:35) and read and respond to your emails (50:22). Grab our EP Whiskey Sessions II: Another Sip on a streaming service near you! Check it out on our Bandcamp (https://whiskeysessions.bandcamp.com/) or Amazon(https://www.amazon.com/Whisk...

A. Metz and B. Pimp sample some Glencullen Scotch Whisky (5:48), ring in the March Madness by listing their top 5 favorite tournament Cinderella stories (13:47) and read and respond to your emails (30:26). Grab our EP Whiskey Sessions II: Another Sip on a streaming service near you! Check it out on our Bandcamp (https://whiskeysessions.bandcamp.com/) or Amazon(https://www.amazon.com/Whiskey-Sessio...