The Porch

Andy and Brian open up the windows on the Porch to clear out all the smoke. Brian then discusses his budding career in the cannabis industry. Smoke somethin'!

Andy and Brian celebrate one of our nation's only remaining pure sources of joy: watching very rich people be too stupid to take advantage of their immense privilege to get their way. Join us, won't you?!

Andy and Brian continue their deep dive into one of the most influential, ahead of their time, funky, nasty and lovely rap groups of all time, OutKast. Folks may know them for their radio hits and Andre 3000’s bombastic fashion sense, but that’s just the tippity top of the iceberg. OutKast (and their in-house production crew, Organized Noize, RIP Rico Wade) paved the way for the lush productions y...

Andy and Brian continue their deep dive into one of the most influential, ahead of their time, funky, nasty and lovely rap groups of all time, OutKast. Folks may know them for their radio hits and Andre 3000’s bombastic fashion sense, but that’s just the tippity top of the iceberg. OutKast (and their in-house production crew, Organized Noize, RIP Rico Wade) paved the way for the lush productions y...

Andy and Brian get funky on the porch while paying tribute to one of the most influential, ahead-of-their-time, funky, nasty and lovely rap groups of all time, OutKast. Folks may know them for their radio hits and Andre 3000’s bombastic fashion sense, but that’s just the tippity-top of the iceberg. OutKast (and their in-house production crew, Organized Noize, RIP Rico Wade) paved the way for the l...

Andy and Brian hit the stage lights on the Porch to bring you their curated Saturday Night Live all-time hosts, musical guests, cast and Weekend Update anchors. Stay tuned after the show for a special interview with Jay Mohr.

Andy and Brian unlock the Porch this week to discuss a new twist on an old classic. What if you took the sport of American Baseball (beisbol), got rid of the bats, made the ball smaller and used your hand to hit it off a tee? Genius new sport of the future, or brainworm-riddled RFK Jr. fever dream? You decide!

https://img.gifglobe.com/grabs/partridgecloud/S02E01/gif/aJQlru3HUK8s.gif Andy and Brian bounce back like Dennis Hopper before hopping forward like Big Bopper.

Andy and Brian open up the Porch to answer the question that has bothered mankind for millenia: If a tree falls in the forest and takes out the Dark Web, are you still anonymous??

Ep. 56 - Disneyfan by Andy Metz and Brian Necastro

Andy and Brian open the Porch to kick off the NBA Playoff season. Among other things, you'll hear about: -How are we driving? In other words, how accurate were our preseason picks... -JB Bickerstaff and Cade Cunningham's argument style -Improved rules to turn Adam Silver into Adam Gold -An updated TargetLock (patent-pending) NBA Finals prediction

Andy and Brian open up the Porch for a gala event where they spend a small portion of this episode kicking around ideas for their third and inevitably most glorious EP. It's going to be full of fast beats and faster rhymes (well, actually, they'll ideally sync up....). We also discuss dog breeds and Bounce fabric softener. Enjoy!

Andy and Brian hit the spotlights on the Porch this week to bring you a full episode of NBA news and notes. You'll hear about: -Jonas Valanciunas' pre-game rituals -Memories of 17-year old Bulls' teams -HOT ANALYSIS -Funny jokes.

Andy and Brian open up the porch and find a box of money. April Fools! They actually find a lot of really solid get-rich-quick-ideas. Come to think of it, that's as good as a box of money...

Andy and Brian talk dogs. What is a dog? How do I find a dog? Would you be my dog? Later, they embark on an ill-fated journey to discover potential new domesticated pets.

Andy and Brian open the porch using a cake to celebrate their 50th Episode! After cleaning all the cake off the door, they talk about something near and dear to their hearts... Bond. James Bond.

Welcome back to the Porch! Another week, another foster dog. Bam Bam is now loving her permanent family and getting spoiled rotten. The cutie in this week's photo is Zeke! He's a chihuahua mix who weighs 6 lbs and is about a year old. He just came in from Kentucky with Nappy Roots, and we are looking to get him into a permanent home. Please go to www.tinyntallrescue.com and fill out an application...

Join Andy and Brian, as they open up the Porch to let in all the mellifluous sounds of the Bay Area. Brian's Mea Culpa: I guessed multiple rappers who aren't even from the Bay Area, and this is embarrassing. Also, "Blow the Whistle" is an all-time jam and definitely should have been Number 1 with a bullet on this list.

Welcome to the Porch, where Brian uses anti-Italian slurs as episode titles to lessen their sting. That beautiful little dog in the episode picture is Bam Bam. We are currently fostering her in the Chicagoland area, so please visit tinyntallrescue.com and fill out an application if you'd like to adopt her! Andy and Brian will be discussing the fallout from the 2025 All-Star Weekend hosted by retro...

Sorry, Bambi. Andy has spoken! We open up the porch this week to hear other expert criticism of 80+ year old movies and their soundtracks (or lack thereof). As timely as today's headlines! Tune in to find out the answers to all the hottest questions from the streets: -Are any of the movies not racist? -What is Dumbo named after? -What kind of parenting is Bambi's father capable of providing? -How...

We're tired of the hemming and hawing from NBA Commish Adam Silver. No more excuses. It's time to right one of the most egregious wrongs in the history of the country, and restore the Supersonics franchise to its full glory in the Emerald City. Shout out to Detlef Schrempf and Sam Perkins.

Andy (40) and Brian (67) celebrate their upcoming birthdays in style...on the porch. SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION WARNING From the makers of the other playlist I plugged a while back consisting of the best heavy metal drummers, please welcome a playlist consisting of the best beats and flows in hip-hop. Search "Beats and Flow" in YouTube Music to follow along. I'll be adding songs from Tres of Bass fr...

Andy and Brian open up the porch to play some songs!

Andy and Brian open up the porch to allow all the trays of bass to be brought in for our listening pleasure.

Andy and Brian talk about basketball. I wasn't lying in the episode title, what good would that do us?