The Podcast Awards

Homestuck tonite? Homestuck tonight queen??

Didn't read any homestuck this week due to kt's birthday, poker tournament, and didn't wanna. Please enjoy the following conversations instead: Ghost kinsey scale, John Mulaney and the 12 Apostles, one night stand with a War Boy, and mostly 40 full minutes of starting a cult.

We got to page 1525 of Homestuck this week! Things that happened: John is hanging out with salamanders, all the kids are in the game, Dave has a hoarder kernel sprite, we meet the the tot4lly 3p1c n3w troll gallowsCallibrator. Liam is wondering how many people he knew as a teen were secretly reading Homestuck. Duncan has questions about concert etiquette. KT is into musicals all of a sudden? We al...

The hosts are all sleepy after a weekend trip. We finished act 3 of Homestuck (yay) and the intermission (raucous boos). On the docket this week: Homestuck scholarship, eating gushers right into the mic, and the plight of the average American blue collar worker.

We've read 1,000 pages of Homestuck. Only 7,000 more to go! We've finally met the last kid, got our first taste of the trolls, and the plot is starting to get weird. We think fantasy books have too many terms for stuff, maybe? Some of the hosts are lying, and some are telling the truth. Join our discord join our discord join our discord join our discord: https://discord.gg/3QRgpghU84

We're soaring through Homestuck, at least according to acts. Those are all about the same length, right? Dave's troubling home life is in the spotlight, John has to get ready for a boss fight, Rose really does need to get away from that forest fire, and Jade finally showed up! The hosts discuss the curse that is the male rib and explain what Tumblr used to be like in the golden days.

Our Homestuck era (meltdown?) continues. John needs to build a stairway to heaven, Rose wants to bring her dead cat back to life, and we're meeting cool guy Dave Strider. In between all that, we talk elves (all kinds), collections, The VVitch, and more.

We're reading Homestuck, the (in)famous webcomic that you’ve definitely heard of, if not read it yourself, right? We've finished Act 1, which means meeting a few of the characters and learning a lot about inventory management and how to convey tone over pesterchum. KT and Duncan are having childhood flashbacks, and Liam is forced to struggle through Andrew Hussie's magnum opus with fresh eyes and...

We're talking about Francis Ford Coppola's Megalopolis. On the docket: the state of film criticism, what movies are supposed to do, and how Aubrey Plaza IS Wow Platinum. https://linktr.ee/evilsorcery

We are crowning a final winner in our first versus series by watching the last episode in both shows. A heroin-addled House wakes up in a burning building, The Good Doctor deals with the death of his adopted dad and tries to save his best friend, Liam wants Duncan to take the fall for manslaughter, and KT chugs medicine on mic.

We are watching the worst episodes of House and The Good Doctor as rated by IMDB users. For House, that's S8 E15 "Blowing the Whistle" and for TGD it's S4 E9 "Irresponsible Salad Bar Practices." We also talk about kids smoking weed, and if you're allowed to get the same degree twice. Horrifying to realize the competition between these two shows might be closer than...

We're watching the best episode of each show! Sort of. Fourth best, but who's counting? We're learning why House walks like that and how The Good Doctor defeated Daniel Dae Kim. Also, what a miserable job HR is at a hospital, how to charm baristas into marriage, and how viciously someone can pulverize a man's balls.

Shaun Good Doctor is transporting a liver in a big gulp cup, House is diagnosing if a college kid got rode to death, and we're thinking about ways to attack Freddie Highmore in Minecraft.

House diagnoses a hallucinating lacrosse player, The Good Doctor is playing operation on someone who has a football sized tumor. We're wondering what happened to sexy TV.

We're comparing House and The Good Doctor, two titans of the medical drama genre, and figuring out what the hell happened to TV writing in the last decade. Join us as we meet Doctor House and his team, his boyfriend Wilson, and mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. Cuddy. Also the characters from TGD that definitely have names and memorable personalities as well. https://linktr.ee/evilsorcery

Now that the sports are done, we talk about the events that didn't make it, the politics behind the scenes, some suggestions for a more exciting 2028, and other top level athletic competitions (Takeshi's Castle).

After about 19 minutes of dodging the topic, we get into the second half of the Paris Olympics. Notable events include Brandie and Melissa winning silver in beach volleyball for Canada, the beautiful majesty of rhythmic gymnastics, and how uncomfortable Raygun's breakdancing made Liam.

We watched the Olympics so you don’t have to. The hosts talk about Canada's gold athletes Ethan Katzberg, Summer Mcintosh, and Christa Deguchi, some disappointing volleyball performances, fencing stories, how online the young athletes are, and why it's important to protect your face in combat sports.

We conclude the first season of Haikyuu!! with the Karasuno boys going out of the tournament tied for 16th, but ready to come back stronger in the Spring. The hosts are doing improv warmups and inventing the mascot for their volleyball team (and maybe the entire sport).

Oikawa is showing the Karasuno boys what a real setter can do. The hosts are playing softball, partying too hard, and watching Imagine Dragons AMVs.

The audio got a little messed up at the beginning, but once that settles down Karasuno faces Oikawa, and the hosts argue about Canadian music and prepare for their next volleyball season.

Date tech DEFEATED. Asahi BARELY RELEVANT. The hosts accidentally start hating Oikawa, and aren't sure what level of volleyball they should actually be playing.

Karasuno dominates the first round of the inter-high tournament. The hosts hate Julius Caesar, prep for a spiritual pilgrimage, send hate messages to the Edmonton Oilers, and talk about which animals are best suited to hit a nasty spike.

The Haikyuu volleyball boys enter a tournament. The hosts are mainly thinking about caves, anonymous high school confessions pages, and trampolines.

Karasuno gets introduced to their rivals, who consist of a shy little gamer and some kind of 50 Shades of Grey leftover. The hosts battle a stomach bug, talk about Italian parties, and explore the art of war.