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We went to see the new Tim Robinson movie, because we heard it was nuts. Spoilers at 28 minutes, unrelated discussion about OnlyFans strategy at 55 minutes

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This episode is as close as we’ve gotten to philosophers arguing at the forum. Starting with 100 guys vs 1 gorilla, we’re exploring all of the nuances of man and nature. Where do you think our power lies? What if the gorilla has a gun? Should the men have to keep paying tax if they win? What, exactly, does the pope do?

Audio got a little weird in this recording session, but that won't stop the gold from shining through. Liam completes his lecture on Warhammer, explains how Games Workshop is out to steal all your money, and gives you a complete race tier list (in game).

THIS EPISODE HAS AUDIO ISSUES. WE ARE SORRY. IT IS STILL GOOD. LISTEN TO THE OTHER ONES THOSE ONES WORK PROPERLY After talking about Oblivion, Blue Prince, White Lotus, bird species, and any other housekeeping topics, we sit down to hear Liam explain warhammer to us. There are some axes to grind with Games Workshop and lots of lore about lots of big strong men.

it's monday night. we watched The Crow (1994) and talked about which birds we are and wonder if Bill Skarsgard can act like a guy or just a creature and talk about many tragic deaths in hollywood. the actual experience of the podcast is funnier than this. join our discord and we'll tell you which bird you are: https://discord.com/invite/TuZga8HpGR here's a link to another podcast doing...

we're talking about what happened to the best boyband since One Direction. Also mentioned: MF Doom, Viagra Boys, Leonard Cohen, Panic! At The Disco, King Gizzard And the Lizard Wizard, and more.

Liam is teaching us about Vercingetorix, if the guy even actually existed. This lesson includes surrounding lore like druids, barbarian name origins, and why the romans wore those outfits. Here's your weekly Canadian culture homework: What's Your Thing Here's our discord: https://discord.gg/TqFGU86kzz

KT and Liam are out of town, so Duncan gets to decide the topic all by himself. That means bringing on Thomas from Devil's Playground and Jake from real life friendship for a 90 minute recollection of the goofiest esports league of all time. No jokes. No distractions. All Overwatch. I will not be offended if you skip this episode.

Duncan makes a brief pitch about an animated superhero show before we talk about Tesla, Vanderpump Rules, and podcasts about being gay with your dad.

We're talking about 65, maybe Adam Driver's worst movie, maybe the worst dinosaur movie? Probably not, but it's as deep down the well as we're willing to go.

KT is teaching us all about Sonic the Hedgehog movies 1 and 2. We're also wondering what Timothy Chalamet's best role is, if King Arthur knew about cocaine, and all the usual business.

The homestuck website broke, so...I guess we're done? Don't worry, we've got big ideas for the show moving forward, including a feature length film starring America's favorite Oscar winner.

in our penultimate episode of Homestuck coverage we're talking about how to approach time travel, internet lawsuits, liam's new favorite joke, and becoming meme. pretty much.

In the first half of the episode, we talk about a bunch of trolls dying in Homestuck. In the second half, where the juice is, we talk about Liam's return to hockey, the greatest Canadian of all time as decided by committee, and how all of you dipshit Americans need to get another fixation. Chirp Liam here: https://discord.gg/uNwkdSnpQf

The superbowl, new OnlyFans, Dutch drinking games. These are just a few of the dark and twisted topics we talk about this week. Care to join us on this macabre carousel? ALSO! Liam and KT have made a kickstarter for their Dungeons & Dragons zine! Check it out, the Canadian dollar sucks so it is very cheap: Click here to help us print our zine!

It's a light week of Homestuck because we were busy partying (jealous?). However, the conversations we did read made us want to crawl out of our own skin. Aside from awkward rejections and a murdered main character, we talk about Baltimore Ravens sex crimes, how to deal with the billionaires, and the importantce of respecting the fourth wall. https://linktr.ee/evilsorcery

We're having a hard time summarizing Homestuck at this point, as anyone who actually reads that comic can probably understand. So, after talking briefly about our favorite little guys, it's a lot of dungeons and dragons, the woke mob cancelling comedians, and puppy girls. There's like, a lot about puppy girls.

What if trolls and humans could fall in love? What if Fritz the cat succeeded in his revolution? What if Duncan was a sexy rabbit? What if team Canada heard this episode and decided to put us on the national volleyball team? What if everything was cyberpunk?

We got to the end of act 5 part 1 this week, because Liam will not stop reading. The trolls finish their session, Karkat invents forums, Vriska fucking dies. Also discussed: mandolins, bad friends, vyvanse.

This week we're figuring out how troll love works in the Homestuck lore, and what that could mean about explaining (and excusing ::::) ) character behavior. Also, some new guys we forgot about get introduced, and some of them live underwater. We also check in on Elon Musk and confirm how many legs each animal has.

This episode is basically half arguing about Vriska and half praising Robert Eggers/trying to convince the online masses that you shouldn't want to fuck Nosferatu. Join our Discord, we need feedback on the topics this week: https://discord.gg/ZR3wEKSZnQ https://linktr.ee/evilsorcery

We're in act 5, which means we're finally meeting the trolls! Mostly, though, we're talking about Mr. Beast's Amazon Prime show, Beast Games. Don't get me wrong, we're excited about Homestuck, but it doesn't foretell the apocalypse quite like Beast does.

We've finished act 4! There's a lot of plot, and to be honest, we're starting to lose track of what's going on. That doesn't stop us from adding to Dave's tally of horrible traumas, figuring out the market value of a Creed ticket, and discussing the OnlyFans economy.

We're back to our regularly scheduled comic, folks. Homestuck welcomes us back with open arms as Dave travels through time, John dies (and un-dies) and the trolls get a little more active. We really hate when Hussie writes about himself, though.