The Podcast Awards

Pokemon's bug catcher, a New Zealand moth, and a flamenco dancer are debating the best type of bug. Nominee: Bees, Spiders, Butterflies

The Snake, Eve, and Ung the caveman are gathering in paradise on earth to determine what the squiggliest fruit is. Nominees: buddha's hand lemon, rambutan, and banana

Three soldiers, after the war, discuss problematic language and bad optics on a beach in the Bahamas. The award this week is "best ice cream to get for someone when you aren't sure what ice cream they like." Nominees: Mint, Maple, Cookie Dough

Monk Son, Splat Monkey, and Mr. Hasboro are getting together to talk about mr beast, 9/11, tentacles, and more. Their mission by the end of the episode? Figure out the best thing to get filled all the way up with. Nominees: inhibitors, sand, tentacles

Return of the podcast, return of a favourite guest, return of good times and good laughs with good friends. Award is best dad. Nominees: The boss, nut kick monk, Liam's Mii

Alexander Graham Bell, a racist old-timey phone connector guy, and the song Operator by Shiloh are taking it easy this week. Not trying that hard to make you laugh. Award this week is best guy to be who is a circle most of the time. Nominees: Sonic, Kirby, guy who does parkour flips

I don't know why we keep doing either cryptids or God stuff, but this week three priests from different sizes of church are getting together to figure out the best thing God has willed. Alternate title: Semiotics and Gomorroah Nominees: a brilliant on chess.com, cheese, the holy redemption of goths

A pelican cryptid girl, a fish and wildlife ranger, and the poodle dog man from Sabrina Carpenter's Coachella performance are getting together to talk about...I dunno, this one goes off the rails. I didn't even realize KT's guy wasn't a literal dog for most of it. The award is best height for women. Nominees: 3 feet, 5'2", 100 feet

a noir detective, the internet girl, and a mechanic for the Amish decide on which fandom bumper sticker they'd most like to rear end, among a wide range of other topics. this one is long, wide ranging, intellectual, full of impressions, so on. critics are already calling it a classic. nominees: harry potter, naruto, and disney

Mr. Pay to Play, Mr. Game and Watch, and Mr. Fries and Bacon are getting together to negotiate deals, make money, and complete tasks. (Fixed the audio so Duncan isn't coming in and out of a fishbowl the whole time.) Nominees: the tooth one, the mom one, the big poutine an beermosa one

Duncan, a guy with a bunch of CCTV footage, and Liam get together to determine what is the worst thing to put on a bunch of televisions. Nominees: Kind of hard to explain? Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/aDMae4xM

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, the Family Guy cutaway writer, and KT get together to chat and share their love of various big men. Nominees: God, Peter Griffin, all Rikishi (from Sumo)

A shaolin monk, King Tut, and a guy who rides a chariot are coming together to brainstorm business ideas and share their lived experiences. Nominees: Egyptian murder beast games, cirque de soleil meets jackass, carriage cucking on demand

We took a week off because Canada lost the gold medal hockey game even though we were the better team and outplayed the opponents and had more scoring opportunities and Crosby was hurt and the Italian ice was actually bad I've heard also. Award this week is which celebrity would be the best knight for Clavicular to squire under. Fuck the USA forever.

Three hardworking guys get together to decide which of Liam's petty gripes is the most ridiculous, after updating each other on the olympics and current events.

Jigsaw, a jigsaw puzzle, and Gotye get together to kick off our olympic coverage, decide the monetary value of torture, and determine what is the most unsportsmanlike behavior. Nominees: Jigsaw death traps, American hubris, taking too many penalties

Margot Robbie, a dutch investor from the future, and robot Maggie Simpson get together to kick off year 2 of the podcast awards and decide what is the best thing to come in and out of your mouth. nominees, you ask? Secrets, Zyns, and cud.

We're rounding out our award season by giving out prizes for the best set of hosts and a special redemption round for all of our previous last place nominees.

Duncan, Kt, and Liam are back in the studio to host the first Ozkaar awards! We're running through our first two out of four brackets, Best Award and Best Winner, live on air for your viewing pleasure. Links to the brackets below: https://brackethq.com/b/ki05c/ https://brackethq.com/b/dh05c/ Also, check out the Zine KT and Liam published: https://ko-fi.com/evilsorcery/shop

We needed to have an even number of awards for our championship bracket, so we're back with one final week to decide which celebrity trio would be the best group to cast as cats, and to ring in the Year of Reading 2026. The audio breaks again at the end so I had to cut some out! Sorry! Imagine KT talking about Kieran Culkin as a cat, I'm sure if you're a loyal listener you can basicall...

What's up gamers, it's your local crew of baby princesses and also a koopa skeleton coming at you live discussing the best stages of life and avoiding all the real world politics that you should be getting elsewhere.

Some familiar faces are getting together to talk about the best sport to use for a Mad World edit. We're also doing free advertising for the next superstar of Canadian media, Heated Rivalry.

After an apology for the poor jury selection last week, three doctors get together to figure out which insult from the popular christmas tune "you're a mean one, Mr. Grinch" would hurt the worst.

A broken man, a father trying his best, and an aspiring musician are figuring out murder methods. Nominees: club killing, lots of pills, destroy an entire country Other topics: dog guitar, Trivago, piles of money, cloning, terrible bosses, piercings

A bunch of tuna cans get together to decide what the worst list to be on is. Nominees: Epstein list, naughty list, Times 100 best podcasts Other topics: Types of cryptids, the rules of the north pole, science, squilfs