The Phone Hacks

The guys (mainly Capper) screwed up the first recording but comedy kind boy, Ben Kochan, was good enough to return to the studio and recreate the magic on this week's episode. Mike DMs an Australian podcast legend, Capper comments on an old friend's profile pic and Ben posts a photo of Tommy Little's rig.  The most homo-erotic episode yet.  Enjoy! We have a Patreon! Join up to get great bonus epis...

Nina Oyama is in the studio this week for another entry into The Phone Hacks catalogue.  Mike DMs a celeb, Capper sends a photo to his old High School and Nina posts earnestly on FB. It's all very problematic.  Get into it!  We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get great bonus episodes and keep this going.  Help justify the damage we are doing here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks MERCH! Capper i...

The first of four Melbourne International Comedy Festival live eps!  Returning fan favourites, Becky Lucas and Guy Montgomery, join the guys to spin the wheel, dig through phones and post questionable content in front of a supportive crowd (and an old guy named Barry that had no idea what was happening). Enjoy! Recorded at the Coopers Inn every Sunday during April 2019.  We have a Patreon! Please...

First-timer, Sam Taunton, and second-timer, Alex Ward, are in the Phone Hacks studio this week for a very special Melbourne Comedy Festival double-guest extended ep. Wardo evades a hack while Mike has a trio of pop-culture men to make some hard decisions about. Capper messages comedian Michelle Wolf and Sam puts up a bullshit brag on twitter to promote his show. Very dumb and always funny.  We hav...

Greg Larsen enters the Phone Hack studio this week for another riotous cringe-fest of swapping phones and ignoring boundaries. Mike and Capper both share a certain state of arousal with people on FB and Greg raps about women's place in comedy. So wrong, but so right.   We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get great bonus episodes and keep this going.  Help justify the damage we are doing here:...

This week is a pretty hairy one. The hilarious Jacqueline Mifsud joins us to tell us about her ex boyfriends plus she pays tribute to the king of pop. Capper raps about a certain cardinal that is in hot water(guessing the theme yet) and Mike gets hacked good and proper after Capper finds a podcast from his past. It's squeamish as always to listen to but it's right here and free. We have a Patreon!...

Sonia Di Iorio joins the guys for a hilariously tension filled episode of giving phone access to terrible people.  Capper goes deep on liking an acquaintance's old photos, Mike raps about honeymoon rim-jobs and Sonia shares her love for comedy on FB.  Enter at your own risk! We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get great bonus episodes and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing h...

Dave O'Neil is back for another ridiculous session of swapping phones and making fun of the hidden content contained within.  Mike gets carnal with various Deities, Capper freestyles about a hot-button issue, and Dave has a huge announcement to make.  Surely this can all only come back to hurt us.  Enjoy! We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get great bonus episodes and keep this going. Help ju...

Sam Petersen, comedian and podcaster, drops in to the Phone Hacks workshop for another nervous round of phone trespassing.  Mike raps about a taboo threesome, Capper basically joins the alt-right and Sam texts an unsuspecting friend an animated nude. Our parents are all very proud.  We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get great bonus episodes and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are...

Ben Lomas, comedian and Dad, hands his phone over this week for another round of Phone Hack antics. Capper and Mike both make weird comments on random friend's FB photos and Ben gets back on the booze after being healthy and sober for months. Exploiting friend's addictions?  Yes, please!  We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get great bonus episodes and keep this going. Help justify the damage...

Tom Ballard, comedian and former host of ABC's Tonightly, is kind enough to lend his time (and phone) to the potentially career damaging schemes cooked up on the show. Mike raps about another awful topic, Capper insults Wil Anderson and Tom announces his new experimental foray into the world of clowning. This is riffing!  We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get great bonus episodes and keep th...

Ash Williams, comedian and hunk, returns for another chaotic phone-invading get-together.  Mike posts an innuendo about his cats, Capper gets weird with disgraced sports stars and Ash reposts one of his shirtless insta photos with an inspirational message. We make no apologies. This is us.  We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get bonus episodes and keep this going. Help justify the damage we a...

Comedian Ben Russell returns for another episode of smart phone interference and publicly posted nonsense.   Mike and Capper both send DMs to unexpecting comedians and Ben vents about Australia Day on Facebook.  Not sure how much longer this is sustainable  Send help. We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get bonus episodes and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing here: www.patr...

Comedian Luka Muller drops into the studio this week to offer his phone up for content discovery and socials hackery. Capper tries to offload a stack of old porn on FB marketplace, Mike finally gets his 'Human Santapede' and Luka mourns the death of an icon. Always wrong and always funny.  Get into it!  We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get bonus episodes and keep this going. Help justify th...

Comedian Rhi Down is in The Phone Hacks factory this week to invade smartphone privacy and spike anxiety levels.  Rhi picks a fight in a FB comedy forum, Capper gets intimate with humanitarians and Mike messages a fellow golden boy.  Squirm it up! We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get bonus episodes and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks...

The guys are back in the studio with third time guest and Phone Hack favourite, Cameron James, to debrief on the Melbourne live episode and once again subject themselves to the indignity of trading phones.  Cam defends his ABC show from the PC Police, Capper DMs fellow comic Anne Edmonds and Mike has to decide on intimate relations with Nicolas Cage, The Rock and Martin Luther King Jr. God help us...

This one is a bonafide classic! Recorded live in Melbourne to a packed crowd with some of our favourite past guests - Nick Cody, Ben Russell and Cameron James.  So many insane hacks: Cody reveals his writing process, Ben shares a photo of a child that isn't his and Cam raps about the wage gap. Also, Mike finally gets his comeuppance in the form of a very involved website and Capper annoys more qua...

Hi everybody! Just a quick little bonus episode from us to say Happy Holidays and thanks for listening to the greatest podcast of all time. Tell a friend about the show and get your family members listening this holiday season! Share the awkwardness. We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: www.patreon.co...

Here it is! The first ever live episode of The Phone Hacks recorded in Perth, WA. Shambolic, hilarious and some real hack diamonds in the rough. Wolfie screams a lot, Sian applies for a job at Subway and Capper and Mike question thier life choices.  Get into it! We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: ww...

Comedian Dane Simpson gets his hack on in another edition of trading phones and wrecking self-esteem. Dane makes a huge surgery announcement, Mike texts an old acquaintance and Capper still has an Oppo. Get into it and share our pain.  We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks...

AFL diehard and comedian, Danny McGinlay, plays along with the nerve-racking premise and gives his phone up to the guys on this week's ep.  Mike gets dirty with the super rich, Capper direct messages an old Aussie comedian, and McGinlay shares his love of funny porn gifs. We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our live...

Comedian Lewis Spears throws his phone into the ring for another round of invading privacy and hacking socials. Capper does two punishments and ends up in the hospital, Mike has intimate relations with country music royalty and Lewis changes his mind on vaccinations.  We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives he...

Daniel Connell, comedian and all around great guy, ventures into the studio and hands his phone over for another hour of nervous hackery. Capper raps about Women's footy, Mike makes some tough decisions about famous Brits and Daniel has a gambling relapse.  We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: www.pat...

Comedian Kelly Fastuca sweats through the anxiety of exchanging phones with the guys on another damaging edition of the pod. Mike has an auto-erotic asphyxiation, Capper wants the age of consent lowered and Kelly makes an earnest plea for affection on Facebook.  We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: ww...

Renowned shitter and comedian, Nick Carr, joins the guys in the shed to swap phones and invade privacy. Nick posts a photo to FB of his latest bathroom triumph, Capper sends the same photo to a former colleague and Mike painfully texts an ex. The parade of cringe continues! We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our li...