The Phone Hacks

Tim Hewitt returns for a Phone Hack episode recorded in a giant mansion. The guys are definitely out of their comfort zones when phones are traded and boundaries are ignored. Mike has a a pig themed round of orals, Capper thinks Greta Thunberg is the Joker and Hewy is angry another comic is stealing his material. Once you go hack, you never go back! Get access to over a year's worth of The Phone H...

Dave Warneke (Do Go On Podcast) joins the guys in Capper's new digs to give his phone up and let the wheel land where it may. Mike sends a chain message to way too many people, Capper raps about the next James Bond and Dave is intrigued by the Flat Earth theory. Love, Hacktually. Get access to over a year's worth of The Phone Hacks bonus episodes here: patreon.com/thephonehacks MERCH! Capper is on...

Comedian, Luka Muller, returns to turn over his mobile and put himself through the Phone Hacks gauntlet! Mike trolls a Sri Lankan community group, Capper propositions a fitness hunk and Luka has a freezing cold take on animal abuse. God help us all. Get access to over a year's worth of The Phone Hacks bonus episodes here: patreon.com/thephonehacks MERCH! Capper is on Redbubble Mike's got limited e...

Get access to the entire catalogue of The Phone Hacks bonus episodes here: patreon.com/thephonehacks Former lawyer and current comedian, Andrew Portelli, is in the studio this week for another spirited round of swapping phones and tense searching. Mike gives a local tennis club a bad review, Capper has a question for an online comedy course and Portelli tries to post a cute picture of a private pa...

Ginger giant, Ben Knight, returns for another ill-conceived round of swapping phones and wrecking socials. Mike lets a random contact know about his love of rimming, Capper challenges footy legend Warwick Capper to a fight and Knighty posts some song lyrics that express his true emotions. Hacks on, hacks off.  Join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks! Get access to tons of bonus episod...

Ivan Aristeguieta gives up his phone privacy and provides some international flavour on the Phone Hack production line this week. Mike dings out early and does a double-punishment (including a pro-slavery rap), Capper shares a photo of an Asian guy in the tub and Ivan is very proud of the worst looking meal he's ever prepared. Please validate our actions and spread word of the damage we are doing....

Comedian and Lord of Dogtown, David Quirk, grants access to his phone for a particularly punishing round of hacks on this week's episode.   Capper does a graphic impression of his Auntie, Mike seeks fatherly advice about impure thoughts and Quirk makes a plea for vegan friendly PA systems. Hack to the future! Join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks! Get great bonus episodes and keep t...

Sydney comic, Rosie Piper, subjects herself to the Phone Hacks wringer for another week of giving up phones and letting the wheel fall where it may.  Mike gives useful advice about dead relatives on FB, Capper sends a deeply uncomfortable text and Rosie is impressed by the quality of women in Melbourne. Their discomfort is your entertainment. Join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks! G...

Comedy's own, Adam Rozenbachs, is in the studio for another session of exchanging phones and wading through the content contained within. Mike has the most random assortment of 'Orals' yet, Capper reaches out to an acquaintance for help with something lodged in his ass and Rozenbach's gets wistful on Facebook. As always, very dumb and seriously funny. Join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thephon...

Brett Blake returns to deliver another hour of hack gold. As usual, phones are turned over and boundaries are ignored. Mike makes a joke and does a rap so heinous it gets edited out to protect everyone involved, Capper leaves his rap in despite it being highly dubious as well and Brett picks a risky time to come forward about his love of guns. Trigger warning!  Join the Patreon here: www.patreon.c...

TV and comedy star, Harley Breen, is back in the Phactory for a second helping of interchanging phones and uneasy banter.  Mike freestyles about secret gropings, Capper texts an older acquaintance about prostate health and Harley has a huge announcement to make regarding an Australian entertainment institution. Send help.  Join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks! Get great bonus episo...

Returning guest and comedy stalwart, Daniel Connell, is back for more phone swapping hijinks.  Mike checks the romantic availability of a Public Speaker, Capper asks the host of The Bachelor if he has the right stuff and Connell wants to sing a Red Hot Chili Pepper's song at his wedding. A cavalcade of hackery for your listening pleasure. Join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks! Get g...

Comedians Jonathan Schuster and Urvi Majumdar are the first couple to put their relationship on the line and brave the Phone Hacks concept.  Capper has a very novel pick-up line, Schuster has a bone to pick with a condom company, Urvi makes a plea on FB and Mike makes it real weird with a former schoolmate. Ruining on-line personas is our business, and business is good.  Join the Patreon here: www...

Renaissance man, Oliver Clark, trades phones with the guys in a Mediterranean heavy episode of The Phone Hacks.  Capper gives some advice about dogs on a FB picture, Oliver posts a one word status update and Mike has another round of orals to decide on. Everyone needs therapy.  Join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks! Get great bonus episodes and keep this podcast going.  MERCH! Cappe...

Friend to all, Suren Jayemanne, is in the Phactory this week switching phones and partaking in problematic content. Mike posts a highly inappropriate comment on an old friend's photo, Capper shares the intimate details of his personal life on FB and Suren demands to be introduced as Sri Lankan at gigs (and offends his girlfriend on Insta).  When you gaze into the Phone Hacks abyss, the Phone Hacks...

The second live ep for the 2019 Sydney Comedy Festival with first-time guests comedians Emma Zammit and Ciaran Lyons! Emma shares her BDSM fetish with the world, Ciaran has a major problem with his scrotum, and Capper DMs comedian Merrick Watts.  Great friends, great comedy and everyone squirts.   We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get great bonus episodes and keep this going.  Help justify t...

An episode for the ages as comedian, Rohan Ganju, turns his phone over and dives headfirst into the murky waters of The Phone Hacks. Mike dings out early and is subjected to a double-hack, Capper sends a highly inappropriate DM to a much better comedian and Ganju texts his Mum an old classic.  If hacking phones is wrong, the guys don't want to be right! Join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/theph...

The first of two live shows recorded at the 2019 Sydney Comedy Festival! Some killer hacks on this one as returning guest Nina Oyama retweets an ill-conceived Adam Hills' tweet and Gareth Waugh opens up about being racially vilified at a show. Also, Capper does a pro-life rap and Mike sends tennis buddy Dave Hughes a very awkward text. As always, very dumb and very funny.  We have a Patreon! Pleas...

Nick Carr (Comedian! Big Shits!) returns in an episode recorded at the Gold Coast road studio for another trip down Phone Hacks lane. Capper and Mike both express their love for former guys in their lives on FB and Nick Carr has a swing at Queensland Open Mic'ers.  Very funny and always teetering on the edge of problematic. Get amongst it! Join the Patreon here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks! Get...

Well, this is it. The guys have peaked. Mike Goldman (Voice Over/Radio/Big Brother) was kind enough to let his Brisbane studio be invaded by The Phone Hacks on this week's ep and the hack and eventual fallout is the biggest response to date. Capper does another random FB comment, Mike raps poorly about female superheroes and Goldman makes an announcement on Twitter about squatting in the abandoned...

Comedy/Radio/Internet star, Luke Kidgell, returns to the studio to once again hand his mobile over and be put through The Phone Hacks ringer. Mike sends a dubious meme to ethnic friends, Luke makes a plea for job opportunities and Capper takes on an entire MMA gym. This might all end in tears. Enjoy!  We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get great bonus episodes and keep this going.  Help justi...

For the second live episode of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival the guys are joined by Luke Heggie and Tom Cashman. Luke misses his kids and wears a Batman t-shirt, Cashman posts a dubious graph and an earnest post and Mike raps about something terrible.  Are you not entertained? We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get great bonus episodes and keep this going.  Help justify the dama...

The final MICF live show is all killer, no filler. The guys land one of their white whales in Karl Chandler (Little Dum Dum Club) and another guest from podcast royalty, Matt Stewart (Do Go On). Chandler does an open call out to comedians with an old embarrassing video, Matt praises Chris Lilley’s new show and Capper asks a charity for money. Come for the hacks, stay for the laughs! We have a Patr...

Killer Kiwi comic, Melanie Bracewell, subjects herself to the indignity of joining the guys in the Phactory this week.  Mike has a decision to make regarding some famous Donalds, Capper raps about how badly he wants to be on 'The Project' and Melanie drops a bombshell on her followers on leaving New Zealand. Another great episode for your listening pleasure.  We have a Patreon! Please contribute t...

Another live episode for the Melbourne Int'l Comedy Festival with returning guest Brett Blake and first-timer Cameron Duggan. Capper and Mike continue down the path of on-line self-destruction, Brett posts about his love for the new Star Wars trailer and Duggan tries to get ahead of a blackmail about his sexual exploits. Good hacks and great comics. Get involved!  We have a Patreon! Please contrib...