The Phone Hacks

Fellow Sri Lankan comedian, Dilruk Jayasinha, is in the Phone Hacks studio this week for another edition of cellular hijinks. Mike messages his future Mother-in-law, Capper leaves a highly inappropriate comment on an Auntie's photo and Dil humble brags about his Logie win.  We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our li...

Maggie Looke, producer and writer extraordinaire, hands her phone over to the guys in one of the funniest and most anxiety inducing episodes yet. Mike DMs a comedy club, Capper challenges another Capper to a boxing match and Maggie has a huge announcement!    We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: www.p...

Ben Knight, comedian and ginger beefcake, lets his privacy be invaded on yet another episode of phone related shenanigans.  Capper doesn't wipe or flush, Mike has his way with Steve Irwin's family and Knighty quits Facebook. We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks   MERCH! C...

Brett Blake offers his phone up in one of the most painfully hilarious episodes yet.  Mike's parents finally get targeted, Brett gets a questionable tattoo and Capper joins a Men's Rights group.  Send help!   We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks   MERCH! Capper is on Redb...

Dave Thornton (The Project) is in the Phone Hacks studio this week for another punishing session of turning phones over and embarrassing content exposure.  Mike raps about Auschwitz, Dave needs reccomendations for a relationship counsellor and Capper sends his Dad an erotic text. Why are we doing this?    We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify t...

Ash Williams, comedian and hunk, turns his phone over in another nervous scroll through each other's confidential info.  Capper's grandma calls in for a lively conversation, Mike makes some awkward decisions about his future in-laws and Ash's test results come back positive.   We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our...

We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks   Harley Breen courageously accepts the invite to swap phones with the guys on another hilariously tense edition of the show. Capper gets an unexpected call from his Grandma, Mike propositions comedian Jimeoin and Harley posts a status...

Nat Harris trades phones with the guys and weathers The Phone Hacks storm this week.  An eventful Byron Bay wedding is discussed, Capper raps about his love for his Mum and Mike opens up about 9/11.   We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks   MERCH! Capper is on Redbubble Mi...

We have a Patreon! Please contribute to get extra content and keep this going. Help justify the damage we are doing to our lives here: www.patreon.com/thephonehacks   Cam Knight asks an old man about an acceptable amount of diarrhoea and Mike gets his most challenging oral oral oral yet. Capper gets a friend request from a saucy man and surprisingly borrows money from someone. It's a very fun ep a...

Dave O'Neil takes a break from promoting his new TV show 'Dave' to turn his phone over to the guys and see what they dig up. Mike is forced to make a graphic comment on an old work colleague's post, Capper wants to know how hot Dave Hughes' wife is and the foundations for the Dave O'Neil Comedy Course are started on line.    MERCH! Capper is on Redbubble Mike Goldstein's got limited edition MAGA h...

Tim Hewitt accompanies the boys back in the studio for another dumb session of trading phones and spiking anxiety levels. This week Capper messages an ex-girlfriend, Hewy hits up Kitty Flanagan on Insta and Mike raps about race relations.  Agonizing but always funny.   MERCH! Capper is on Redbubble Mike Goldstein's got limited edition MAGA hats. Message him on Facebook here. Subscribe where you're...

Zack Dyer visits Capper's temporary apartment for our first recording outside of the studio since episode 2. With phones handed over Capper unwillingly shows his support for Jared from Subway, Mike G's observational comedy is put under the microscope and Zack reaches out to a legendary Australian comedian for advice. Cringe away!    MERCH! Nick Capper is on Redbubble Mike Goldstein's got limited e...

Luke Kidgell drops into the studio for another round of Phone Hack fuckery and provides one of the best hacks yet! Capper is forced to take another step towards severing all ties with his family and both Mike and Luke get super lame on Instagram. Revel in our discomfort.   MERCH! Nick Capper is on Redbubble Mike Goldstein's got limited edition MAGA hats. Message him on Facebook here. Subscribe whe...

Sami Shah joins us for a second time after our dumb ass producer screwed up the first ep we recorded with him (he'll never hear the end of this). Mike tries to break one of the rules by involving a third party in one of the punishments. Capper does a status that he had to take down rather quickly due to many warnings in the space of 20 minutes. This podcast is the worst. Please kill us.   MERCH! N...

Nick Cody joins us this week and tells us what a "Babymoon" is. We also give you the full lowdown on Nick Mason's attempt at career suicide in the last episode. Cody stumbles on to some of Nick Capper's gold such as "long wife, long life" and Mike does a tweet that is very full frontal. Capper has to text a relative AGAIN with potential consequences.   MERCH! Nick Capper is on Redbubble Mike Golds...

Nick Mason joins us for our scariest hack yet. We hacked him real good and were worried it might put his online reputation in jeopardy but he played along anyways. Once again Capper's ties with his family are ruined and Mike does a rap about the one thing he truly hates.   MERCH! Nick Capper is on Redbubble Mike Goldstein's got limited edition MAGA hats. Message him on Facebook here. Subscribe whe...

Comic Alex Ward (not a magician) is the latest accomplice in The Phone Hacks studio. Topics dug out of the phones this week include 'Kinky Fats', Capper's heavy petting zoo and Party-Bisexuals.   MERCH! Nick Capper is on Redbubble Mike Goldstein's got limited edition MAGA hats. Message him on Facebook here. Subscribe where you're listening and leave a review.  For screenshots from the episode and...

Ben Russell dives headfirst into The Phone Hacks rabbit hole as the guys exchange phones for another round of complete disregard to privacy.  Mike discovers a coincidence with the Australian porn industry, Ben makes a late campaign for the Yes vote and Capper's dubious search history is scrutinized once again.   MERCH! Nick Capper is on Redbubble Mike Goldstein's got limited edition MAGA hats. Mes...

Laura Dunemann is courageous enough to let the guys pilfer her phone on this week's ep. A heavily censored installment due to details being revealed that were unsafe for public consumption. Go ahead and venture a guess as to what it was (Hint: Capper is a pervert).   MERCH! Nick Capper is on Redbubble Mike Goldstein's got limited edition MAGA hats. Message him on Facebook here. Subscribe where you...

Guy Montgomery braves the Phone Hacks format this week for another episode filled with high risk/low reward comedy.  Phones are handed over and damage is done when Mike decides to get back into 'Courts and Justice' and Capper and Guy both send highly dubious texts to relatives. You can do it!   MERCH! Nick Capper is on Redbubble Mike Goldstein's got limited edition MAGA hats. Message him on Facebo...

Sydney comic Cameron Duggan gets in on the awkwardness of swapping phones with the guys. An offensive show poster is discussed, Mike struggles to comprehend time zones and Capper gets roasted when he's not even in the room. Another great podcast with bad friends!   MERCH! Nick Capper is on Redbubble Mike Goldstein's got limited edition MAGA hats. Message him on Facebook here.   Subscribe where you...

Becky Lucas joins us for another embarassing dive into the depths of our phones. Mike's germaphobia is exposed, Capper reveals a poor understanding of posterior anatomy and Becky gets emotional on Twitter. Becky is on Twitter and has a website. Couldn't find a facebook page.   MERCH! Nick Capper is on Redbubble Mike Goldstein's got limited edition MAGA hats. Message him on Facebook here.   Subscri...

Comedian Cameron James is the first guest willing to subject himself to the Phone Hacks treatment!  Cam raps about 9/11, Mike campaigns for 'Lunkfast' and Capper quits comedy...   MERCH! Nick Capper is on Redbubble Mike Goldstein's got limited edition MAGA hats. Message him on Facebook here.   Subscribe where you're listening and leave a review.   For screenshots from the episode and to share your...

We hear the fallout from Capper's BO post and Mike gives a long overdue shout-out to his Mom.  Also, the trials and tribulations of sex addiction and Milo induced constipation are discussed. On the next episode our first guest Cameron James!  MERCH! Nick Capper is on Redbubble Mike Goldstein's got limited edition MAGA hats. Message him on Facebook here.   Subscribe where you're listening and leave...

The punishments flow freely in episode 3 as both of the guys opt out of disussing things in their phones they don't want public. From Capper's lifetime of body odour, to Mike unwillingly reaching out to a cousin for help, the insecurities are on full display. Enjoy their pain!    Subscribe where you're listening and leave a review.   For screenshots from the episode and to share your own check out...