David M. Hernandez
The Phlegm Cat Podcast
Join observational humorist, cynic, Renaissance Man and overall gentleman of leisure, The Artist, David "Mex" Hernandez, as he races against the onset of his weekly gummy to bring you much silliness, heckin' talks, musical performances and the struggles of hitting a small orb with a golfin' stick. Coming to you every Monday from Mexy Park, The Artist is joined by a cast of weirdos that live in his head. Tune in to this weekly, one-man variety show where the possibility of the gummy kicking in early, usually leads to bamboozles and jollies.
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David M. Hernandez
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Latest episode
Jul 6, 2026
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Episodes
I'm a Fan of Weird Lands 27.01.2025 1:32:48
The Huckleberry wonders whether you are giving out your heart or being a jag off. Meet the new boss, NOT the same as the old boss. Mex channels two Shotz Brewery workers before deciding that overseas sucks.
Geckos Don't Judge Cowboys 20.01.2025 1:31:40
The Artist is afraid his lizard has gone all Apocalypse Now. The Mexican then breaks down the presidential inauguration and makes sure Jelly Roll gets a good seat. Your Huckleberry thinks his management team of Mouth of Sauron and Gothmog should take their babies by the hand, make 'em do a high head stand.
Rose is a Turd-Hogger 13.01.2025 1:34:15
The Artist plans on protesting the Number 6 Dance. Mex plays a classic love song, Enters The Dragon and forms a family blues band.
A Cave Called "Yuk-Yuk's" 06.01.2025 1:31:43
Season 6 of The Phlegm Cat Podcast begins as The Mexican gets left home from hockey. The Artist then celebrates The Continental Xmas Gathering by golfing with Charlie Brown. Your Huckleberry decides he will start a company that makes cholo candles then heads to Asia to party with Abe Vigoda.
Hey! KICK HIS PENGUIN!!!!!! 30.12.2024 1:30:02
Mex ends Season 5 by tricking new listeners into thinking he's a genius. The Hernandi save Christmas. Two Rankin and Bass epics are examined meticulously by The Artist and prove the fact that Santa may indeed be a dick. The episode features a year-end recap of Season 5 and it's impact on the world economy.
The 5th Annual Phlegm Cat Happy Merry Christmas Podcast Show 23.12.2024 1:25:48
The Mexican presents his annual Christmas Show. This year The Crew rally around the Phlegm Cat himself to save his life. Teaming with a local PBS station, The Artist attempts to hold a pledge drive for Derek's neck operation. There is plenty of holiday music, parodies and holiday commercials from the past. We meet a taser-wielding rodent named Merbil and an old friend returns...
I Don't Have Mean Gangster Poems 16.12.2024 1:28:43
The Artist reveals his delight at the band Chic. We learn that The Continental changes a man. Mex thinks this dude Gothmog has a boiled lobster tail face. The Huckleberry welcomes home Ferris Bueller and knows a ton about sexy scientist talk. Oh, and pickle ball is dumb.
Regular Cat Neck 09.12.2024 1:29:26
The Huckleberry delves into the mystery of A.I. An old friend visits in studio to bring awareness to a cause that launches this year's Christmas Show. Mex remembers getting clipped by a guy named Barry.
That Poncho Stage of Life 02.12.2024 1:23:45
The Mexican hates when the end is chopped off. The Artist then praises these two gentlemen of leisure: Del and Neal. Your Huckleberry then warns against wearing a heavy blanket to a Stones' riot.
Of Course I Got a Wah-Wah 25.11.2024 1:30:59
Your Huckleberry celebrates Thanksgiving by praising frozen butt cheeks. The Artist Talks about sore losers and their impact on a guitar pedal. Mex thens meets a good Samaritan that digs bacon.
That Sounded Like Butt Skin to Me 18.11.2024 1:21:51
The Artist revisits his favorite mini series- this time with more hatred. Mex wonders why evil dudes are always British. Your Huckleberry may be goin the way of Jack Torrence, but it's cool, his kid is in tight with a governor.
Dat's a Good Pie Over Dare 11.11.2024 1:24:42
Mex settles all your election result issues with the help of Lucky, Dusty and Ned. Your Huckleberry goes gangster in front of his favorite pizzeria. The Artist then wants to be one of the few songwriters to parody his own song.
Your Pain Smells Like White Castle 04.11.2024 1:36:37
Mex has hilarious funeral stories to marvel at. One of these stories involves methane and the church. The Artist then tells his crew that Otis loves them. Your Huckleberry stands up for cruddy golfers everywhere!
Ca-Ca Tom™ 28.10.2024 1:23:48
The Grim Reaper pokes his jive-ass head into Mex's bidness. The Huckleberry knows his first amendment rights include filming bricks. The Demon puts his dragon-covered foot into his tongue-infested mouth. The Artist and Hawk have a golf round only three will remember.
A Place For Fancy Lads To Go 21.10.2024 1:30:40
Mex knows it takes more than a coat of paint to make it at Thunder Road. Your Huckleberry golfs with Mary Jane and remembers his favorite DUI. The Artist has a golf venture that features John Wick. David ends the show by introducing his new weed buddy.
Cornbits and Nibblins 14.10.2024 1:30:24
The Mexican has an issue with Mr. Closed Caption. The Huckleberry then contacts Gilead for help with the Squirrel War. The Artist then expresses joy over singing "Greased Lighting" to a dancing priest. PLUS: Mex and Hawk go all Furio on a dude.
You Just Don't Sell a Ghillie Suit 07.10.2024 1:23:19
The Huckleberry has blue collar knowledge in a white collar world. This makes moving couches easy. The Artist then wonders if Frankie Valli is made of wax, explains the real lyrics to "La Bamba" and steps up the War of the Squirrels.
The Noo-Noo Thing That Did Suckies 30.09.2024 1:30:06
Mex has regrets over his 9/11 jokes. The Artist comes to grip with the escalation of The War of the Squirrels. The Huckleberry screams "Ritchie!!!", then uses his face to get a discount at golf.
The Annual Fancy Cat Dance Ball 23.09.2024 1:38:10
Mex learns the beauty of a Nine & Dine. The Artist then declares his reluctance to be king, yet refuses to acknowledge other royalty. The Huckleberry's childhood crush may be manic...
Gravelly Joe™ 16.09.2024 1:37:21
Mex meets some old bros and throws a Corleone Death Stare at a poor soul. The Squirrel War claims another victim as Mex & Popeye enjoy a concert. The Artist then entertains his young son with two racially stereotyped dinosaurs.
A Conglomerate of Dudes 09.09.2024 1:35:04
Mex joins Hawk on his sophomore outing on the links. You'll soon start to hear the word "gaping" more on a golf course. Mex gets Lizard Kingish and we are introduced to The Adventures of Batsh*t Anne™.
We Had Wheelie Poses 02.09.2024 1:23:44
The Artist knows two things: Bros need love too and you can't reach the Pop Tarts. Mex then sings songs, makes up rhymes, does poetries and haikus. Plus the genius of Evel Knievel.
Rules Hurt My Feelings 26.08.2024 1:32:30
The Huckleberry may be a distant relative to The Fudds. Mex then gets Princy and takes a friend to The Pit of Despair. The Artist then vows to dance where they like 'em swarthy!
A Forcefield of Low-End Funk 19.08.2024 1:17:06
The Artist vows to make the mundane awesome. Mex then thinks his family are good background vocalists, talks to Tattaglia the Nutty™ and wonders how you lose at olympic-level trampoline.
Pumper Chubby 12.08.2024 1:24:12
Mex hears a pounding ruckus. The Artist declares he has to evolve better, don't do any pressies and expand your inputs.
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