The Phlegm Cat Podcast

Your Huckleberry says "NO" to The Great White North. The Artist is in praise of older women. Mex then contemplates whether a sloth can dunk and if he should frag Pvt. Boyd.

Your Huckleberry never brings a golf club to a hockey fight. Empty Nestor™ pays Mexy Park a visit. The Artist channels his best Ted "Theodore" Wick and wished to play all video games as a guy named "Roach".

The Artist mourns the passing of Toothpick Vic. Your Huckleberry thinks he could have managed the 1947 Brooklyn Dodgers. Mex's mom goes missing, but he still finds time to resume an old, smelly hobby...

The Huckleberry talks Chicago cuisine and pork chop sammiches. Mex only watches the WNBA for the fights. The Artist then almost blows his back out trying to be all Johnny Castle.

Your Huckleberry wonders why the tanks are squeaky. Mex praises the sausage king of Chicago and learns a new strategy game featuring the MAGA rook. We also hear about this dude Monroe and how fabulous he is. 

The Artist pays tribute to Brian & Sly. Mex revisits a scary film from his youth, only to find that he can't say "baboon". Your Huckleberry then covers a mormon, heavy metal jam and provides a sanctuary for Brokeback Finches.

The Artist shares great family news! Your Huckleberry then befouls the great album Rumours. Ground Chucky, the Boy Made of Meat finds his voice but can it stop Mex from buying a snake?

The Huckleberry enjoys when a sports team loses a game 7 at home. The Artist revisits The Exclusion Zone to play video games and throw a baseball like an 8-year old.

The Boy graduates from fancy book college. The Huckleberry wonders about the farm system of ASL interpreters. The Hernandi boo a poet, learn what "The Shocker" is and marvel at bidet technology. FORKS UP!!!!!

The Artist makes a plea for Japanese grandmas everywhere. Mex sees Miss Piggy and her gavel get real weird. Your Huckleberry enjoys cool rhymes by a royal lizard and has to tell a fellow golfer he cannot spin the earth.

Your Huckleberry has to put out two shows in two days. The Boy graduates. Mex takes issue with the grandfather clock. The Artist then watches pope stuff and accidentally insults the lovely Rita Moreno whilst sleeping.

Mex knows how to fool politicians with his fake tattoos. The Artist welcomes back his pal Ground Chucky The Boy Made of Meat™. Your Huckleberry reminisces about his childhood and the charm of Ronald McDonald and stunt rooms. 

The Huckleberry learns how to be a wingman for a suave centenarian. Mex remembers his late, bad ass grandpa, and also remembers when Henry Hill was his dad. We also learn why The Artist likes weather, yet hates meteorology. 

Mex tells the tale of Big Toga Pete. The Artist learns that even drummers get vitiligo. Your Huckleberry then confesses to being a food pimp and remaining undecided in the question of who's better, Led Zeppelin or The Fat Boys.

The Huckleberry will do anything for Selenas. Mex applauds the wisdom of the MAGA people and needs reading glasses to be a Beatle. We also hear about Mex's new film,  White Hawk Down.

Your Huckleberry pays tribute to the REAL Huckleberry. Mex comes back from MAGA land with tales of moonshine, a leg holocaust and a house made of waffles.

The Artist is planning a trip into the heart of MAGA country. The Huckleberry then discovers his slapstick heroes were sketchy. Mex gets into dubbing Japanese, topless cartwheels and ruining KISS... again.

Mex finds out that the demon has a change of plans. The Artist discusses: inappropriate stooges, Dragon Town and Tommy Chong. Empty Nestor pays a visit and meets his hero. Your Huckleberry then decides that Musk dude may just be a little Sheldonesque.

Mex Discusses the genius of Jerome Horowitz. The Artist wants to spend $13K to help a demon. We then learn what Gimli and Captain Willard have in common. Empty Nestor™ has milk and laundry issues.

Mex's KISS tribute band has a little accident. The Artist also shares his fan theory about Dirk & Reed. We finally get to meet Empty Nestor™. Your Huckleberry then gets scared by this one dude's skull.

The Artist looks forward to his defiant return to The Lone Star State. Your Huckleberry can judge your golfing ability by whether or not you can rock a Slinky. Mex then has Linda Ronstadt help him push TV moms in to mud puddles.

Your Huckleberry wonders if his brain is copying other brains. The Artist has a solution to the Super Bowl Halftime Show. This may include Carol Channing teaming up with a marching band. Mex believes he can channel Lady Galadriel and knows the truth about Aaron Neville.

The Artist imagines a Sex Pistol Super Bowl. Mex recalls that time Bono was all magical. Your Huckleberry then reminisces about AM radio utopia and jazz diss tracks.

Mex believes he can become an autistic surgeon. Mex's KISS tribute band gets an "icy" reception and we find out that The Huckleberry believes the NTSB may be changing its attitude. We also hear why U should never order Mexican food using talk-to-text.

Your Huckleberry just wants a good debate. The Artist's new KISS tribute band is in rehearsals and there is already friction. Mouth of Sauron appears, as well as Nosferatu-each trying to figure out why all the planes are falling out of the sky.