The Paranormies

A jew named “Bank Man” Stole $10 Billion…hard to believe, right? That was the whole first hour (seriously, there’s a LOT) NASA’s blast off issues continue (“cold weather”, suuuuure…) Thanksgiving break news, and a lives Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, and Dogbot Break Music: Humans Are Such Easy Prey, by Perturbator Necronormiecon: Morality and Revolution Pt 3, read by Dogbot

Tonight, Johnny and the guys delve into one of the most mysterious and archetypal figures in occult history. Who really was John Dee? Were he and his cohorts just autistic gematria nerds, or something more nefarious? Later on, they wade into the origins of the “Enochian” language supposedly communicated to Dee and his partner by angelic beings. This is a long one, packed with information and debat...

Black Hebrew Israelites have left the plantation and are theatrically paying the price. Kyrie Irving jumps through hoops to keep his soul. Aaron Carter definitely wasn’t murdered after joining Ye’s crusade. Watching the skies! Blood moons, DEWs, meteors, and more! Dream Hacking Ads: Your very own MKUltra programming ritual, from the comfort of your bed! Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Hudson, and Grogna...

Tonight, Reinhardt and Johnny are joined around the campfire by longtime friend and listener Malus. Malus has had an eventful live stretching from childhood demonic attacks to ritual magic to serving Jesus Christ. Tonight, we discuss his childhood influences, and how he came to be involved with ritual magic. This will be the first of multiple episodes, but be prepared; this show is not for the fai...

The Nationalist Enquirer: Lone Skum is a Baphomet Death Knight Korean Astroworld ritual? Round eye gang just happens to take to the skies Pelosi's gay prostitute, in the kitchen, with a hammer. Dark Brandon enters the microphone. “Pandemic Amnesty” is met with a collective “go to hell”. Gigavaxxing and suicidemaxxing Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and Grognak Break Music: Everyday is Halloween...

The Spooptober journey is at an end! Johnny and a full panel are joined by returning friend Matt Landman to discuss the finer points of Halloween costumes and candy, horror movies, and paranormal experiences! In hour two, Jason from Archaix rejoins the show to reminisce about horror movie classics, chronology deception, historical resets and even the origins of the Great Sphinx! The Paranormies an...

Green screen Fortnite presidents. David Hogg reppin’ Masons. Ye keeps up the pressure. Wage slave soldiers get free baby sacrifices. The Indian-Chinese-WEF reverse colonization of Britain is complete. To grug-racism or not to grug-racism? Silver alert prez does not guarantee false flags. “Tridemic” fear pr0n is the latest algorithm output. Murder capital shooting was probably faked. Panel: Johnny,...

Spooky cats, curses and the pilgrims. The Raven God Odin Native American Eagles vs Ravens. Stevie Raven Vaughn Corvid mimicking techniques. Panel: Johnny, Hudson, Dogbot, and Grognak Break Music: Black Crow on a Tombstone, by Satyricon Necronormiecon: The Raven, by Edgar Allen Poe, read by Dogbot

Famous B.H.I. Kanye doubles down. Dethcon 3 on Saint Floyd’s legacy! Man made cloud portals? Droning is the new SWATting. Black hole belches nonsense. Conspiracy theorists are still a national security threat. White Wakanda city planning. Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and Grognak Break Music: Hate Song, by Fudge Tunnel Necronormiecon: The Hyborian Age Pt. 2, read by Reinhardt

Spooptober continues as Johnny and the guys broach an absolutely horrific and definitely disturbing topic: ritual cannibalism and blood drinking. Who are these people? What are they actually doing? Do they ackshually eat people? Are they Satanists? Luciferians? Both? Neither? Tonight's show is most certainly not for the squeamish, but let's try and get /comfy? and find out what's really going on i...

Spooptober continues as Johnny and the guys broach an absolutely horrific and definitely disturbing topic: ritual cannibalism and blood drinking. Who are these people? What are they actually doing? Do they ackshually eat people? Are they Satanists? Luciferians? Both? Neither? Tonight's show is most certainly not for the squeamish, but let's try and get /comfy? and find out what's really going on i...

Yeezy theater for the White race Tulsi Gabs on the cabal FBI is 50% LGBT, 100% gay Jogger rapist phrenology The Paranormies were right about Covid (again) You will eat (breathe?) ze air meat Lone Skum + Putin + Vice = More theater Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Hudson and Grognak Break Music: TEK, by Monty & Visages Necronormiecon: The Coming Insurrection, Seventh Circle, Part Two, read by Dogbot

Tonight, Johnny and The Paranormies kick off a special run of Spooptober™ episodes with the hidden folk! Gnomes, Fae Folk, Shining Ones, Machine Elves… there are many names they’re known by across the realm, but what are they? Are they another race altogether, or something else? Get /comfy/ with some flavored coffee as we delve into Gnome Gnosis! Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt and Hudson Break Music: Gr...

Jewish pedo cult on the loose in Mexico Phenotype minority report is literal College zombie safety 101 Sodomite love letters Soy Heebgoblins strike out again! Mickey Rourke is 100% yenta Giant sighting leads to TikTok Canuck’s spoopy death Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and Fash Gordon Break Music: False Idols, by Unearth Necronormiecon: The Coming Insurrection, Seventh Circle, Pt. 1, read by D...

Tonight, the panel is joined by Battlebot to uncover a few of the most terrifying (and architecturally weird) stories of South Carolina. From haunted insane asylums to angsty basketball ghosts, you don’t want to miss this! Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Grognak, and Battlebot Break Music: Southern Soldier, by The 2nd South Carolina String Band Necronormiecon: Ghost Puncher (in true greentext format), r...

We don’t care about the pipeline Sandy Hook litigious fakery Artemis is delayed (again) because it’s fine. It’s just fine. Moonlet dimorphism and lots of contingencies Retrogaming fake space: Asteroids! Deepcake Bruce Willis Mammoth hybrid necromancy (and that’s where it stops!) Royal reptilian rumble Panel: Johnny and Reinhardt Break Music: Tupilak , by Russian Circles Necronormiecon: The Hyboria...

Tonight, the guys are joined by Jason from the Archaix YouTube channel. Over the past several years, Jason has dedicated his life to the study of chronology. Eventually he uncovered something through his extensive research that no one seems to have connected before. Get /comfy/ and prepare to hear some mind-blowing theories from past history resets and mountains of hidden history, to a possible re...

Flat Earth Patriots unite! Is the Mudflood Going Mainstream? Sit down for science!: Aspirin (Acid rain?) for the sky The Purge is real (or, Equity in Illinois!) Mega-million year old megafauna mummies [X to doubt] Banned and browned fantasy woes Downtown brown Martha's Vineyard Booking dot com drops ratings bombs on illegal Israeli occupiers Gigavaxxed trash pandas are eating your gf’s trash, and...

Simon Shack, creator of September Clues drops by for a 9/11 livestream. Were there any real elements to this operation or was it entirely media fakery? What is fantastical and what is mundane? Let's get /comfy/ and find out a little more about that day, 21 years ago. Check out Simon's work at: https://www.septemberclues.info/ https://www.tychos.space/ Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Alt Skull, Dogbot an...

Ding dong, the witch is a lich! (The queen is publicly “dead”) Lawd of Dem Rangz will bring a new great depression. Artemis launch failed, because no one's going anywhere outside the firmament. High octane SADS retardation. Canadian stroke master blue-balls nation due to natural causes. Corpses containing creepy clots crop conspiracies.

We've all heard about Aleksndr Dugin, but we've never had anything paranormal or spoopy to talk about with him. Until now...the false flag car bombing introduction of Dugin to the World Stage™. Typhus and Hudson join Johnny, Reinhardt, and Grognak for a discussion about who this guy is, what he does, what likely happened with Darya Dugina's "murder", and how this guy ties in with everyone's favori...

Moon the Nation. The FBI helps launch the Trump campaign, and 33s abound! Dark Brandon Rising: Red vs. Blue Lasers. The IRS is locked and loaded to audit those making $70k or less (hide your dog). Liberal law and order, and Wolf Blitzer approved takedowns. Charlottesville happenings and politics through the lens of racist liberals. The Edomites are in your head, goy. Ewaranon, Wooden Nickels, Faki...

The FBI takes a leak on a dirty bomb. The LGBTQFBI alliance. Return to the Moon: Nephilim Whore Edition. Metaverse drag queens and Bond "girls". Monkeypox and terrain theory, how does it work? (Disgustingly) CDC Banana Democracy pays the unvaxxed pheasants. Mid-season break and beyond! Donations: rangerBilly Jman WokeSocieties MagdalaBuckly Sluether Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot and Grognak Bre...

Alex Jones loses a month's salary. The recipe for piracy and setting the record straight between pirates and privateering. Two things pirates didn’t like, apparently?: Jews and slaves Rules for Nauticals: What’s the worst that can happen? Biggie Black Caesar rolls up inna schooner. Port Royal, the original “sin city”. Blackbeard and his legacy (after he got killed). The most successful pirates of...

Reinhart signs off on the Trump raid. Alex pays up!: How to talk to boomers at work. Bill Hicks did not die in 1994, you just got a new clown! It takes 90 million dollars to cancel a Capeshit Movie. Today in History: A lot of gay things As the world turns.. Time speeds up? The world is basically a static tendril ball, okay? Man-made horrors beyond comprehension part 5: Synthetic human embryos and...