The Paranormies

Johnny and Dogbot are joined by Telegram’s own shitposter extraordinaire Typhus of Typhus’ Tavistock Testing Center for this week’s Nationalist Enquirer. Not much in the way of news aside from the Silicon Valley Bank bank run on the peninsula in the Bay Area of Commiefornia. What actually happened? Who started it and why? What does this affect? Is your cash safe in your checking account? Is this e...

Johnny, Dogbot, and Grognak take a peek under the hood over at the CIA. How was it founded, and by whom? Where did all the agents come from? And most importantly, what did the Third Reich have to do with it? A look into MK Ultra continues with those behind the “People’s Temple”. Who were they? Why did they join? What was this “church” really? Was it a fed op or was it really “Christian socialism”?...

Hate Crime Enhancements, thanks “Guapo Verdad”! Trump speedruns the “blow your political career” challenge Statue or Anime, who wins when fats fight.? Death by Turbulence tfw you go to mexico for a tummy tuck but you end up kidnapped and dead Absolutely Unreal NASA images (because they’re CGI) How many digs does it take to get to the plastic center of the earth? Futurama was right, again. Panel: J...

John Friend, host of The Realist Report and assistant editor of The Barnes Review drops by to hang out with Johnny and shoot the spoop. He's been a very active member of the truth community for well over a decade. From 9/11 to Sandy Hook, to Covid aka the "scamdemic", John sees through the lies and always digs down to get the absolute truth. Get /comfy/ and let's have a chat with a friend, John Fr...

TNE: Dilbert Starts a Race War It's OK to be White! (it is) Heil Scott Adams (lol no) Train Dismayed Zombie drugs or the end times? David Hogg returns (for some reason) March (Militia) Madness from the ADL Checking in on Silver Alert President Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, and Grognak Break Music: Transitions from Persona to Object, by Botch Creepypasta: The Incredible Pearls of Ohio’s Royal Giants, r...

Johnny and Grognak welcome psychonaut Sol Luckman to the show for the first time. Sol is a writer and artist who is dedicated to exploring and exposing the truth behind human history and potential, which has led him to the Paranormies! Sit back and enjoy a deep episode about a wide array of topics from spiritual shamanism to cryptids and much more. Schrodinger's Virus. Paranormal Activities Sasqua...

Le wild new planet has appeared! (Supposedly) Is an "asteroid" due to hit in 2040? Is SCIENCE acknowledging things or making them up? From meteor impacts to Earth's core itself. We have some wacky geophysics in the news. Presidential clone talk What was Kyrie Irving thinking? Giant dinosaur tails (tales?) Chemical Train Derailment is becoming a season 8 mainstay.

Just when you thought we were done with the “nukes are fake” series, along comes researcher and writer Chris Caskie and his book The War Against Goyim. He joins Alt Skull and Johnny for the third episode in the series (a Trinity, if you will). This time the guys get into even more proofs behind the belief that nuclear weapons are completely fake…and also gay, obviously. What really happened in Jap...

Let's check in on the Midwest, shall we? Chemical trainwrecks all over the continent-wide strip mall. Poison gas clouds coming to a water source near you! “UFO's” trending mainstream news. Special report from truther expert Tom Green More Black History Month! The guys discuss the greatest Cinderella story of all time (it’ll just warm your little heart) Kamala Harris’ (gross) face/off reveal Kanye...

Johnny, Reinhardt, and Grognak went looking for spooks in Missouri, and a wild Jack appeared! Cryptids: Momo, Sasquatch, and more UFO sightings, hundreds since 1941 World’s Fair or Inherited city? Haunted towns, spooky places, and weird happenings Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Grognak, and Jack Break Music: Indigenous Blood Revival, by Pan American Native Front Creepypasta: Stay Away From Mark Twain N...

Is it Black History Month already? Pop Music is (literally) the Devil G*y State of the Union is g*y Joe Rogan does a gatekeep Pfizer bros, did we get too cocky? I left my heart (attack) in San Francisco Atomwaffen or Diversity, who would win? HAARP: Turkish edition Panel: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, and Grognak Break Music: Venom B-Side by Dance with the Dead Creepy Pasta: Documented Double Dentiti...

Gary Wayne enters Season 8 to discuss his new book (coming soon!) and a TON of other topics! Johnny and Reinhardt try to keep up as Gary brings his vast repository of knowledge of the ancient (and not so ancient) past. What are the genealogies of the Royal Bloodlines and The Black Nobility, from the Templars to the assassins? What do Unicorns and Annunaki, Baphomet and CERN. all have in common? Ca...

The Nationalist Enquirer is back! Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and Grognak start off Season 8 with a spin around the world of (fake) news, sports, entertainment, and even some good old fashioned (fake) space news. If you missed the livestream, we've got you covered. Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and Grognak Break Music: Esoterica, by The_Texture Necronormiecon: Apparitions, Handbook of Parapsych...

The boys are back, and they start the show off with a bang, scrutinizing the story of one Theodore John Kaczynski, the sacred schizo cow otherwise known as "Uncle Ted". Johnny, Dogbot, Skull, and Grognak take a look at the topic through the lens of the Harvard Experiment. Who was this guy really? What was done to him? What was blamed on him? Was he just a patsy, or was he the original "Eco Terrori...

The round table of Paranormies comes together to discuss favorite guests and topics we covered this year. It's been a long strange year as we logged almost 100 episodes for you, our spooktacular listeners! We will catch you soon for season 8 where we have several creepy crawling subjects ready to go! Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, Alt Skull, Hudson and Grognak Break Music: Specks Of Light, by P...

California = G*y cyberpunk reality (again) Commotio Cordis coping on the football game Between alphabet boys and social media…there is literally no difference Sun dogs in Utah? (Maybe not) Scam Bankman Fraud gets…well, you know how this goes Known-wolf jihad fakery Ye is missing (But there’s some sweet merch) Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, Hudson and Grognak Break Music: Eoarchaean, by The Ocea...

Alex Jones and the event which must not be named. 97 year old secretary of evil gets jail time for Christmas. Woke words aren’t good enough anymore on the slippery slope. JFK Update: New fake documents on old fake conspiracy. Hey Rabbi, whatcha get for number 5 across? Nephilim-skull knight in France is totally normal, bro. Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot and Grognak Break Music: Surge of Rage ,...

Howdie Mickoski joins the guys to talk about his new book, the world’s fair phenomenon, Plato’s Cave, The Truman Show/Matrix reality, stand up comedy, dreams, and that’s just the first hour! Let’s get /comfy/ and see about getting the hell out of this cave… Panel: Johnny, Alt Skull, and Dogbot Break Music: Plight, by Swarm Intelligence Necronormiecon: Sticky Situations, written by Grognak and read...

Fuentes gets commercial-railed by Bill Hicks Embryonic Amazon and Spermageddon ‘22 NASA CGI does not flatter the goddess of “died suddenly” US Military Pup Play Pals. Based Chris Nolan tells us the Trinity test was a fake. The “Rock Chicks” find a random plesiosaur and it’s really old, guys Arabic cyberpunk megatoilet coming soon! The guys thought the Ukraine “war” might be getting cool for once....

Float returns on the tail end of season 7 and joins Johnny, Hudson, and Grognak, getting into everything from Ye, Flat Earth, and 9/11; to COVID nonsense and the transgender agenda. Hour two we then slip away into a conversation about psychedelics! Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, and Grognak Break Music: Shiva, by The Texture Necronormiecon: The Enlonauts, read by Dogbot

The DOD loses a few dollars. The emperor's new boobs. Man of the Year Rachel Levine is once again asking for your children Tranny transformations and transformer death cops. Ye continues the alt-light tour. The Raelians enter the fray. Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and Grognak Break Music: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger , by Daft Punk Necronormiecon: The Mound Builders, read by Reinhardt

Johnny, Reinhardt, and Grognak take a trek up the treacherous mountain passes of the Himalayas in search of one of the most elusive cryptids of all time: the Yeti! What are they? Are they an undiscovered tribe of mountain dwelling humans? Are they some previously unknown species of ape? Are they related to Sasquatch? Are they some sort of interdimensional nephilim hybrid, shapeshifting, humanoid l...

Chris Cantwell redemption arc updates/ Gaslighting is the word for 2022, what a cohenncidence! Elon Musk’s (dorky) mystic ritual nightstand. Ye walks out on Tim Poop. Canadians finally get to kill themselves with assistance. Baalenciaga “damage control” is eerily similar to Pizzagate Self replicating voxels and liquid metal Terminators incoming. “Zombie virus” could be the next pandemic guys…total...

RIP White Ranger Twitter purges staff, CP disappears: these things are related Trent Reznor: does Capital G really mean “Big Gay” Another Known Wolf: Gay club shooter prevents child drag show. Hero or hero? San Francisco: still a shithole, now with even more fake genders Panel: Johnny, Dogbot, Hudson, and Grognak Break Music: 115 by 9 Dead Necronormiecon: Morality and Revolution, Part 4 , read by...

The Apocalypse Watchman, the original Transpocalypse Transvestigator ™ Mr. E is back! He joins Johnny, DB, and Reinhardt for a round the realm discussion from anime to Zionism and everything androgyne in between. Let’s get /comfy/ and hang out with the one and only Mr. E. Panel: Johnny, Dogbot, and Reinhardt Break Music: Smells Like Teen Spirit, by Xorcist Necronormiecon: Just The House Settling ,...