The Paranormies

Moon the Nation. The FBI helps launch the Trump campaign, and 33s abound! Dark Brandon Rising: Red vs. Blue Lasers. The IRS is locked and loaded to audit those making $70k or less (hide your dog). Liberal law and order, and Wolf Blitzer approved takedowns. Charlottesville happenings and politics through the lens of racist liberals. The Edomites are in your head, goy. Ewaranon, Wooden Nickels, Faki...

The FBI takes a leak on a dirty bomb. The LGBTQFBI alliance. Return to the Moon: Nephilim Whore Edition. Metaverse drag queens and Bond "girls". Monkeypox and terrain theory, how does it work? (Disgustingly) CDC Banana Democracy pays the unvaxxed pheasants. Mid-season break and beyond! Donations: rangerBilly Jman WokeSocieties MagdalaBuckly Sluether Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot and Grognak Bre...

Alex Jones loses a month's salary. The recipe for piracy and setting the record straight between pirates and privateering. Two things pirates didn’t like, apparently?: Jews and slaves Rules for Nauticals: What’s the worst that can happen? Biggie Black Caesar rolls up inna schooner. Port Royal, the original “sin city”. Blackbeard and his legacy (after he got killed). The most successful pirates of...

Reinhart signs off on the Trump raid. Alex pays up!: How to talk to boomers at work. Bill Hicks did not die in 1994, you just got a new clown! It takes 90 million dollars to cancel a Capeshit Movie. Today in History: A lot of gay things As the world turns.. Time speeds up? The world is basically a static tendril ball, okay? Man-made horrors beyond comprehension part 5: Synthetic human embryos and...

The Nevada Proving Grounds…1,021 “bombs” later. The Samson Option: We can neither confirm nor deny whether (((some people))) have the bomb. Nuclear reactions and mushroom cloud madness. Who are the demons using the demon core? What exactly were the “weapons of mass destruction”? Panel: Johnny, Dogbot, Alt Skull and Grognak Break Music: Shore Lined Poison, by Skinny Puppy Creepypasta: Tall Man, rea...

Solar flares are weak f*male threats Cataclysms and reset events, on a timer or manmade? Mountains of melted buildings Nessie could be real! (((Archaeologists))) admit they lie? WEF updates: They still have no power, don’t worry about the Da-cow camps! Arming Taiwan. Nancy Pelosi is broken. Californian caravan to Mexico gets slapped. James Woods telescope update on traps (still gay, also fake). Ma...

After a solid Spooktober shitposting session, the gang get down to business. And what evil, nasty business it is. In the 1980's-1990's, Satanic Ritual Abuse and Satanic witch covens were either phony and fear porn or they were deadly and real. Let's try and get /comfy/ and see just how deep this rabbit hole goes. With: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, and Jack Break Music: Behead the Gorgon, by Lair of...

New Angry Biden™ just dropped Psaki circles back after a volcanic break Harry…you're not a wizard anymore. You're FIRED! Captain Kirk bodly goes to the greenscreen Paranormies called it again 6.66 BILLION Pour out some yellowcake for my dead homies With: Johnny, Dogbot, and Jack Break Music: Synthetically Revived, by Suffocation Tales From The Necronormiecon: Transromanticism and You, from Harassm...

Johnny, DB and, Jack talk origins, abandonment, hauntings, and other strange things surrounding these supposed places of fun from the "Golden Era" called electric parks, or "amusement parks". Where did the idea for this concept even come from, why so many, why were they designed so similarly, who was going to all of these amusement parks, and why were there "live babies" on display in what amounte...

Cal "Trans" hits schools Faking Space: the agency, the heads of state, and the kids Is Israel on Mars? Ragefuel from Loudon County, seat of Satan School spy programs The Gypsy King & 33 MKUltra Kid's Books How Israeli tech is displacing more Americans With: Johnny, Dogbot, and Jack Break Music: Iron Helix Tales From The Necronormiecon: Romancipations Highway, from Harassment Architecture, by M...

>inb4 S6 EP66: 666 The guys give the intern the night off and take a trip South of the Border to see what kind of spoop lives in Mexico! From witches and haunted places, to cryptids and things that go bump in the night, to some extremely creepy ancient artifacts, much like a castiza gf, Mexico is packed full of juicy content ripe for exploration. Let's get/comfy/ and head south to see if Mexico...

Grimes and Skum: commies in space? Special Ed Forces hide from Fruity Ninja Fake whistleblower gayop is fake Pigs in space Mask off: who's who? All I want for Christmas is a low earth orbit fake space flight With: Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack, and Astro Fash Break: Slaughter To Prevail, by Bratva Tales From The Necronormiecon: Oversocialization Pt.2, by Theodore J Kascynski, read by Jack

The Transhumanism Agenda rolls on with part 3 in this series: Black Goo. You've seen it in many movies, comics, and TV shows. What is it? Is it real? Where did it come from? What is it made of? Is it actually alive? It's sentient? Wtf? There are lots of questions to be answered tonight, Johnny and the gang sit down to try and figure out what exactly is this sticky and apparently smart mess. Let's...

Lone Skum and Grimes Mars and the moons of Jupiter Gabby Petito gayop William Eyelash And of course, the Covid crap and more. With: Johnny, Reinhardt, and Dogbot Break: Illuminate, by HVDSN ACID

The Fake and Gay™ Covid-19 op has had many an aware citizen questioning one of the very foundational theories of modern medicine: Germ Theory. Like literally all major scientific theories, this one has literally never been proven, and yet, billions of people around the realm are vaccinated to protect themselves from invisible things called viruses which cause diseases. Allegedly, that is. Do virus...

RETVRN TO MONKE. Tucker talks military mandate vax facts. Army Powerpoint Powered by Satan? Entertainment Section feat. Hollywood Inversos. Faking Space's Baked Takes. TF is a Time Crystal? More maskless hypocrisy. AND MUCH MORE! With: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and Jack Break: Black Winter, by VulgaR Tales From The Necronormiecon: Oversocialization Part 1, Industrial Society and Its Future, by Th...

F's in the chat for Norm Macdonald. Covid, because of course. Vaccine mandates from President Deep Fake. Hot mic or Hava Negila? Troons Meet at Met for (literal) Gay Gala. More Satanic Avatar programming. Livestreaming deepfakes, and 6G: The latest in "Stuff literally nobody asked for" With: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and Jack Break: Norm Macdonald on Ted Kascynski Tales From The Necronormiecon: M...

20 years ago today the jew controlled mass media pulled off the biggest hoax in history. (Until Covid, obviously) Join Johnny, DB, Reinhardt, Jack, and Alt Skull for what might be the most schizo, yet most likely explanation for what happened on the day predicted (ordered?) by the Project for a New American Century as "another Pearl Harbor". No spoilers here, you're going to have to get /comfy/ an...

Telegram's ONLY source for the REAL TROOF; Conspiracy culture cooption; Bots, bots everywhere; Take your horse meds, schizo; Covid rage fuel; The Satanic Temple's attempt at relevancy, Ghislane Maxwell's "court case" continues; Space news New DC gayop announced: hundreds to be jailed; And a whole lot more! With: Johnny, Reinhardt, and Jack Music Break: Pleasant Journey, by Blavatsky Tales From The...

Alt Skull joins the gang for another round of transhumanism posting. Graphene, morgellons, vaccines, mind control, project Blue Beam, and the Voice of God, what else can they pack into these two+ hours? Let's get /comfy/ and find out! With: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and Jack Guest: Alt Skull. Make sure to check him out on Telegram here: https://t.me/AltSkullMirror Music Break: Z Axis, by Goldenga...

HAARP's Hurricane Season, More Mystery Talibani Theater 3000, Covid because of course, 88D Marine Chess, Sino Semitic Space Lasers, Futuristic Martian Cave Dwellers, and more! With: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and Jack Music Break: Kvltist, bu Iratus Vir Tales From The Necronormiecon: Hitting My Head Against the Firmament, from Gothic Violence, by Mike Ma, read by Jack

After a little shitposting, the guys head on up north to New Hampshire. Cryptids, haunted cemeteries, creepy hotels, and a possible Tartarian asylum are all on the menu this week. Enjoy fam! With: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and Jack Music Break: Neptune, by VulgaR Check out the heaviest metal in the dissident right, right here: https://vulgar14.bandcamp.com/releases Creepypasta: How To Scare Dad,...

More Covid coof crap, now aka Corminaty, A bunch of fake and gay Afgahnistani antics, The BS Boomer Bomber story, The Sports and Entertainment Sections, And some high quality conversation. Enjoy fam! With: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and Jack Music Break: Let's Go, by John Nada Tales From The Necronormiecon: The Saturn Time Cube Simulation, by Nicholas Hinton, read by Jack

Never to let a good unfinished topic go to waste, the gang decide to flesh out the "Nephilim looked like clowns" theory. A deeper dive into the psychedelic side of clowns and jesters, including the "mechanical elves" Are they real entities, is it all "just the drugs" or are they really just disembodied demonic spirits, forever stuck in a multiple 2 dimensional fractal existence, pretending to be j...

The gayest of gayops: Kabul Edition. Meme numbers. He was an Afghan refugee, she was a vaccine company CCO: together they are the most unsurprising crossover you never knew you needed to know about. Monoxide Effect in effect again. Satan's Pope and the Orthobro Vax-cuck. Lone Skum: 2 steps forward, 3 steps back. Jew York Shitty. Conspiracy Cartoons hit Netflix. With: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and...