The Paranormies

Kash Kustomer returns for part 3 in the Laurel Canyon series. The gang go down many rabbit trails, listen to much rambling, wrangle some autism, and finally attempt to make sense of how deep the deep state's involvement in not just mainstream culture, but counter culture as well. More links to the CIA, MI5/6, the Mossad, and other intelligence groups, more connections between politics and entertai...

Team Diversity…err…USA taking L's Olympic masonic ritual…err…opening ceremonies McAfee's DMS…it's not DMT W einstein doing a Cosby doing a Capone Biden and black mental patients Flyfishing showdown, CIA Style N's posting L's, Capitol style Lone Skum (because of course) Big Pharma Bankruptcy With: Johnny, Dogbot, Astrofash, and Jack Music Break: Submitting To Detriment, by Modifidous Tales From The...

The gang have watched the videos, they have looked at the photographic evidence, they have read the articles, and they have debated in the chatrooms. Now they bring you their take on what was once considered a taboo subject, a bridge too far, something so "schizo", so far out there, it was just too much, even for the Paranormies. That's right, we're talking about the Crystal Trees and the Silicon...

Dungeons, Dragons, and Down's Syndrome Druids? Bezos' billion dollar benis (rocket) Antarctica's "new lakes": new lies or real shit? Doesn't matter, it's gay now (>inb4 >now >implying) England slides further into 1984 C H I N A floods the world with gayops Can GMO's stop mosquito bites Ghislaine and Donald (Duck, that is) With: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, and Jack Music Break: Dr. Hippolor...

This week, the gang is joined by Alt Skull for a little look at some of Ewaranon's video content. More impossible architecture and antiqiutech comes your way with a dive into the sound and water frequencies associated with energy production structures like Cathedrals and Star Forts. Cymatics are found all over nature, did the builders of these structures use them when designing them? What are cyma...

Blacks being blacks arrest black for being black in SA Semn Ded Prez All Star Game Gayop Trans reading hour? Hold my beer… ElsaGate/PedoTube is back. Again. Doors to Doses and Long Covid Sir Not Actually Appearing In Space With: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, and Jack Music Break: Sum Cull Vril, by Imaginary Fri3nds Tales From The Necronormiecon: Burning Souls: The Eternal Crucifixion, by Leon Degrell...

Catacombs. Dark, scary, somehow religious, underground places of storage of bones. Bones perfectly cleaned, preserved, and stacked in strange and clearly occult patterns. Why? Who built these? How were they built? Were these dug out and then built underground or were they originally above ground, pre "mud flood"? Where in any religious (or any other for that matter) text is it written to do this?...

Bye bye and good riddance to Lovecraft Country Troons vs Pastors Sneaking out of Poppy Town Charging Lone Skum's cars: maximum cost, minimum return Door to door vaccine evangelizing Lambda variant blocks ur path Churches burn in Leafghanistan With: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, and Jack Music Break: The Signal Fire, by Killswitch Engage Tales From The Necronormiecon: Cowardice In the Face of Responsi...

The Nationalist Enquirer is back again with another full stack of spoopy news, conspiratorial views, hot takes, and head shakes. And as always, just enough shitposting to keep the spergs sperging. This week it's McAfee's "suicide", Ghislaine's privilege, the IDF, OKC, BLM (no, not that one), UFO's, the NSA, CIA, NASA, and much more! It's news, Jews, and also news about Jews! Enjoy content fam! Wit...

The guys delve back into the Reset Theory with a look at Orphan Trains, Foundlings, Infantoriums, and Land Grabs. What exactly is an orphan? Where did these tens of thousands of children come from? Why the need for dedicated rail lines and trains specifically for these orphans? What the heck is an incubator baby and why were they amusement park attractions? Why such grandiose buildings for these o...

From CERN and the World Wide Web to the World Economic Forum and the World Health Organization to the YMCA, the Red Cross, the World Council of Churches, the Jesuits, the Lutherans, and the Holy See, literally EVERY international bureaucratic or religious body is headquartered in Geneva Switzerland. Must just be all those great tax laws, right? Let's get a few balls of colored string, a handful of...

Oops, he (Lone Skum) did it again. A very "Special" Forces story When drones attack The Great Reset: Air Transportation Edition Blackrock: Makers of a whole new kind of feudalism And of course, at least 38 minutes of shitposting. Where is it? At the beginning? The end? You'll have to get /comfy/ and find out. With: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, and Jack Music Break: Reality Release, by 4-Mat Tales Fr...

Have you ever seent a shadow-man? Have you ever been passing along a hiking trail and a silver primate decided to put on an acrobatic show before your eyes? Some people have, and trust us, neither one can really be described as “amusing”. This evening, Reinhardt and Jack are joined by V from Europe, who shares some stories of shadow visitation, possible hexing, and a silvery monkey. As a very tale...

The midweek update is go! First up, Remember the USS Liberty! Then, Anonymous tries to get Skummy, and Astro drops some Astrology. Grimes dreams of Communist AI. Buck Breaking…real or myth? The Eternal Swiss strikes again, and finally, won't someone think of the poor penguins? With: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, Astrofash, and Jack Music Break: Grave Wisdom, by Skinny Puppy Tales From The Necronormie...

With Reinhardt still on vacation, Johnny, DB, and Jack shitpost their way through SPOOPY NUMBER EPISODE!! Enjoy content fam! With: Johnny, Dogbot, Jack Music Break: Thorn In the Lion's Paw, by Sumac Creepypasta: Our Tiny Room, read by Jack

Nukes & N's Bye Bye Bibi? Blah Blah Blah Meat's On the Menu (but for how long?) Blackrock Buys Into Big Beef The Wu Flu Review: Bird Flu, now with real birds! Bad Winter + Cold Spring = Crop Crisis? Gayop: Detected, Operative: Removed, Paranormies (& friends): Vindicated Yet Again With: Johnny, Jack, Astrofash Music Break: Spaceship Broken, Parts needed, by Pelican Tales From The Necronorm...

Dr. Mr. Jim Fetzer is back again for another visit with the guys! Banned books, fake politicians, lawsuit updates, Covid-1984, Vaccines, JFK, 9/11, Sandy Hoax, Parkland FL, transversions, official narratives, official lies, and so much more. Sit back, get /comfy/ and prepare for an injection of redpills, given to you the way the one and only Dr. Fetzer can. Enjoy content fam! With: Johnny, Dogbot,...

Marilyn Manson's rocket's are scummier than Elon's Shakespearian drama or modern comedy? Entertainment news: aka the All Tr-nny News Hour Get out of jail jab T exas conservatives' trans payoff UFO's, USO's, and the Comics Section I'm interested in aquamation Kidneys on coffee break Belgian Rambo Chipman, because of course Bill Gates' B O O B A With: Johnny, Dogbot, Jack

The guys start a new series on Transhumanism. A new religion, an old idea. What is it, where did it come from, who is behind it, and where is it going? Are we still evolving (if you believe that) or is humanity following the laws of thermodynamics and physics like the rest of the universe and heading towards entropy? From Prometheus to CERN and from Babylon to Google, this should be an interesting...

Tartar, sauce? What whites achieve, meant. The gay grift is gone, but the fag was fake Money is F&G, part 6,000,000 Vice grips the vax gripes Vax vs Non Vax, whom'st is "right"? The Native Israeli Question Ding Dong Dome of Iron Mystery President Theater 3000 The IDF pees their pants With: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, Jack Music Break: Jerusalem: Chapter 2, by Sleep Tales From The Necronormiecon...

After the Bloomberg "Tartaria/Q-Anon" article earlier in the week, the guys decide to have a conversation about one of the things that sent them down the alternative/hidden/stolen history rabbit hole: The World's Fairs. What were they? Why did they build them in the style they did? Did horse and buggy people really build everything in the timeline presented and in the way they said they were and w...

Why the "gas crisis" is fake and gay Dance Dance Intifada Kvetch-Level 6M Kaiju in the Hollow Earth The Anthropologist Strikes Back MSM goes Q Q for Tartar proofs All your horses and buggies are belong to us L O N E S K U M Nerds are creepy All this plus more from the bottom of the pile… With: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, Jack

This week, the guys take a look into the possibility of certain cryptids being yet undiscovered apes from the darkest parts of still uncharted jungles in remote places like the jungles of Bili or Sumatra. Get /comfy/ and let's R E T V R N T O M O N K E ! ! Enjoy! With: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, Jack Music Break: Eden's Gates, by Old Man Gloom Creepypasta: Headaches, read by Jack

The Chauvin Show Trial Season Finale Choose Your Own Adventure Option A: RIOTS Option B: ALSO RIOTS MORE Fake and Gayops NASA & Space-X shoot the moon, but first…RC Helicopters Van Allen (and also physics) BTFO Vaccines, now with MORE HERPES! LONE SKUM wins a thing Tesla Technology Kills Again! With: Johnny, Dogbot, Jack, AstroFash Music Break: ED-209, by The Usual Suspects Tales From The Necr...

Reinhardt was attacked again by another feral albino mountain gorilla, so Johnny and DB finally get around to digging into listener emails. From questions about ritual black magic and the ancient androgynous agenda and some superfluous ball fanning over correct calls and The Monoxide Effect, they knock out a prehistoric gorilla sized chunk of your correspondence. Enjoy content fam! With: Johnny, D...