The Nonsense Burger

Send us Fan Mail Well, that light at the end of the 2020 tunnel is approaching, Folks!  To get you there, we're going to pay tribute to the retirement of a wrestling great.  We know him as Dice Morgan.  You may know him as The Undertaker.  It'll come as no surprise that today we rekindle our childhood love affair with all things wrestling.  Injuring our bodies on trampolines, hurling our...

Send us Fan Mail Hey-O!  We've got another Side of Fries coming at ya on this lovely Monday!  Timmy and Francis dive right into the art of purchasing and owning Goodwill clothing.  We had a ball and want you to hop on in and have one with us!  Short....sweet....Nonsense.

Send us Fan Mail Evening Folks!  Well, we started out in earnest and with a minimal effort to keep this one festive, landed on discussions on Timmy's 5 year old's bathroom habits.  We DID manage to touch on the tradition of tree-cutting, which proved to be nothing short of feeling good.  Wealthy people and their absurd spending on landscaping, pranking neighbors with inappropriate yard s...

Send us Fan Mail Surprise!  Here comes your first taste of a little segment we're calling our "Side of Fries"!  Simply put; pumping out two full episodes a week was just downright exhausting, so we're going to pivot a touch.  Every Friday we're going to treat all the Fine Folks to a 10-15 minute excerpt to keep those bowls full of jelly a jigglin'!  Laughs, people.  T...

Send us Fan Mail Wowsers!  We got weird today, Folks!  Timmy, Michael, and Francis ripped through a tropical storm of topics ranging from news anchors, the appropriate Zoom attire, fowling (football + bowling), kiosks in the mall, and finally........fishing for homeless people.  You don't want to miss this one!  Hell, when do you EVER want to miss an episode of the Burger??  Take my hand, let...

Send us Fan Mail Now get down on a knee and get your minds out of the gutter!  We're talking proposals tonight boy and girls!  Thinking of asking your gal in a hot air balloon?  Don't.  Want to be seen sobbing like Rachel McAdams in The Notebook on a Jumbotron?  Please spare us.  Francis, Timmy, and Michael breakdown how their proposals went; which is delightful.  From there, Timmy grace...

Send us Fan Mail Hot hand in a dice game baby girl!  A few of the gentlemen got squirrely and landed on the topic of Vegas.  Why are folks so adamant about landing on Vegas as the destination to their Bachelor/Bachelorette party?  How many showers does it take to adequately rinse the grime of that town off of your body?  Lazy rivers, bloody prostitutes, expensive bottle service?  The list is never...

Send us Fan Mail Heyo!  Welcome back all you Fine Folks!  Tonight you've got Francis, Michael, and Timmy but you'll be hard-pressed to find any gold, frankincense, or myrrh in THIS episode (classic Jesus joke).  We had grand plans yet got diverted when we started talking about getting stuck on rollercoasters.  From there we relived the utilization of plane barf bags and even found out wh...

Send us Fan Mail A wonderful evening to all you Fine Folks out there!  We're bringing you a little late-night snack for the show tonight in an effort to show you all how much we truly appreciate you.  In keeping with the theme of Thanksgiving this month, our gratitude is coming to you in the form of a whole cornucopia of clips from episode's past.  So slip into those jammies, rub some Vi...

Send us Fan Mail Alrighty Folks!  Dig out a big ole scoop of green bean casserole, dump it all over my chest, and don't forget the fried onions!  We're rolling you into another weekend with our second November edition of the Burger!  Basically, all that means is more food talk.  Today we answer a fan's question around silence at the dinner table (that's right, we have a few), b...

Send us Fan Mail Well, Folks, the Mayflower just hit dry land and it's time to pivot into November to chat all things food-related, Thanksgiving-related, and just downright what we're all grateful for; so by the time we hit the end of this month you're all going to be about as sick of us as you are of your family members come the end of the holiday!  Today Michael and Francis kickof...

Send us Fan Mail Happy Halloweenie Folks!  Today the gang drives a stake into the heart of their month-long journey of spooky-themed episodes with a mash of ghost stories!  We feel as though it was a graveyard smash.  Hell, to "sweeten" the deal, we'll even touch on some of our favorite candies from this bone-chilling holiday.  So grab those flashlights, huddle up 'round the fi...

Send us Fan Mail BOO!  The Nonsensical Gang troop is back to fill those pillowcases full of cavity-inducing treats Folks!  For today's show, we've kept up with our spooky themes and decided to breakdown horror movies; what with their weak storylines and predictable outcomes.  On top of that, we've also started raking in sponsors left and right, only not the typical sponsors you migh...

Send us Fan Mail Just one of many burning questions running through the group's heads on today's episode where we discuss some of the oddest jobs out there!  Mattress salespeople, shoe shiners, caricature artists....yikes.  On top of all that, we're bringing a little spooky flavor to the Burger for the rest of the month in honor of All Hallows Eve!  Today we recall some of our favor...

Send us Fan Mail Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, burger's man.  Grill me some Nonsense as fast as you can!  Hey-O!  We're just out here moosin' around kids!  Tonight's show is flat out rambunctious.  Francis, Timmy, Oko, and Michael decide to share stories about how they received the birds and the bees talk.  That's right; we're going headfirst into sexual education.  Ever wo...

Send us Fan Mail Wakey Wakey, eggs n' bakey!!!!  Time to start your day off right listening to Season 2 of the wildly popular podcast with the fewest number of followers!  Decided 50 episodes were a clean-cut to begin a second season.  Zero rhyme and zero reason; just go with it.  Today we've got a panel of four consisting of Francis, Oko, Timmy, and Michael with the laugh factory workin...

Send us Fan Mail We all doing a bit of screamin' for that ice cream!  Morning Folks!  Wooooeeee!!  We made it to 50 and outside of it being the number halfway to 100, it means nothing.  All we can tell you is we took the opportunity to bark about our favorite dessert for an hour and a half, but don't worry; this will be the only show of the week given its length and delicious content.  S...

Send us Fan Mail Ahoy!  Who needs a brief rundown when all you have to do is jump in and give your ears an auditory orgasm?!  We're doing another round of shit sales jobs we endured in our younger years.  Promise, you'll have a ball.  Let's go.

Send us Fan Mail Well, Folks.  Francis is writing to you from a dear friend's place in the mountains because we've got to enjoy our lives while we've got them, right?!  Hopefully you're enjoying you lives to the fullest.  If you want to fill that goblet just a bit more go on ahead and listen to our 48th episode!  Michael takes us down a dark road of his past which highlights a...

Send us Fan Mail Why, hello!  I know, I know.  The kids at the Burger have been slacking as of late.  Let's put that in the past and reward your patience with a new humdinger!  We saddle up another three-way between Francis, Oko, and Michael Washington today Folks!  The trifecta touch on gender reveal parties at an Applebee's, a lovely round of good things that happened today, and then t...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome back!  Boy, do we have a big one for YOU today!  Francis and Michael are gettin' jiggy with it and we want you to come along for the ride.  Oh, don't forget to bring Will Smith.  Hey-O!  Anywho, we decided to tackle some random questions we dug up from the webs and it's disappointing and entertaining all at the same time.  Michael also decided that recent bo...

Send us Fan Mail Sunday Funday Folks!  We are elated to bring you another show with three amigos getting right down to the things in life that matter most!  Fred Savage.  Jonathan Taylor Thomas.  Tony Danza.  Please join Francis, Joe, and Timothy for a rousing game of "Is He Still Alive?"  It's bound to sniff out your funny bone and tickle that thing until you have nothing left in t...

Send us Fan Mail Well, Francis is back in The Nonsense Burger's home studio and we celebrate the homecoming with another special trifecta episode featuring Joe Oko and Timothy Noffke!  What better topic to harp on then the sweaty, anxiety-inducing mess that is traveling?  The boys get right down to it and ream off some of their favorite horror stories from days of yore.  Entire family-sized b...

Send us Fan Mail Holy SMOKES!  Today's show is ripe with firsts and bursting at the seams with Nonsense!  Right out of the gate the listener is inundated with the majestic sounds of cuckoo clock chimes and the silky whisperings of an army of crickets.  Curious?  We're recording in the great state of Michigan smack dab in the middle of Francis's parent's dining room.  The only w...

Send us Fan Mail Heeeey Folks!  So sorry for the brief hiatus from the action.  Sometimes we all need a little R n' R in our lives, ya know?  Regardless, excuses are the nails that build the house of failure, and we here at The Burger only build juicy piles of Nonsense for y'all to consume!  So, we're back!  Much like any activity which lies dormant for an extended period of time; w...