The Nonsense Burger

Send us Fan Mail Hey there, Folks!  We're back and careening down the runway!  Today's episode features the whole gang of silly gooses and a plethora of Nonsense.  Oko rails on purchasing furniture for a new home and the rest of the boys pile on.  From there we get into more DIY projects and why we fail at most of them.  To wrap things up we get flat out kooky talking about memory loss (...

Send us Fan Mail The small hiatus is over!  Welcome back to the Burger with another pipin' hot Side of Fries!  The entire gang spends a quick moment reflecting on sod installation, washer and dryer salespeople, a man's ineptitude when it comes to all things DIY, and an unplanned electrocution.   We're laughing and we're having a good time.  Join us!  Love you.

Send us Fan Mail Greetings!  The calendar claims that today is Friday!  How about that?!  Your Side of Fries tackles the conundrum of sleeping in hotels....motels....and Holiday Inns.  Unfortunately, Ludacris couldn't fill our guest spot on the show, mostly because he WASN'T INVITED.  Dirty sheets, dirty showers, dirty couches; it's all filthy.  Download the ep, listen in, laugh, an...

Send us Fan Mail Merry Friday, Folks!  We've got a steamer for ya today!  The gang harps on realtors in this week's version of a Side of Fries.  Burying saints in backyards, baking delish dishes in the oven prior to a showing, and who can ignore those beautiful realtor sign portraits?!  It's all fun and it's all Nonsense.  Dive in and enjoy!  Love you.

Send us Fan Mail Hey-O!  Pop in that Loverboy cassette tape and crank it to 10 because you all worked like dogs for the weekend and here we are!  Our pal Oko made his first home purchase in what could only be described as the worst possible buyers market known to man.  Let's all celebrate his successes in pulling on his big boy pants with a fresh episode!  If the hints weren't enough, we...

Send us Fan Mail Whooooooooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeee!  What did Montell Jordan tell us all?  It's Friday night and I'm feelin' alright?  Well, tonight the party's not on the westside....it's right here at the Burger.  The gang makes a valiant attempt at complimenting their female counterparts and you can only imagine how well that goes off.  Light those firecrackers and let&a...

Send us Fan Mail Hey Folks!  Here's a late-night snack for your Saturday evening!  Michael invents a new word that's worth every damn penny.  Sound it out and come to the same conclusion the group did....we talk giggle toots.  We talk the cry of a trapped turd.  That's right!  We're talking starfish solos!  Come on in and fill your Nonsense jar with more nonsense!  Ever wonder...

Send us Fan Mail Favorite ball sports in our favorite movies!  Teen wolf, Major League, Air Bud (NO), and many many more!  Grab some peanuts, cracker jacks, and accept the fact that you're never coming back from all this NONSENSE!  Merry Friday kiddos!

Send us Fan Mail Friday's Fries are here!  Keep today's meal relatively healthy with a tossed salad!  You are correct if you've assumed that today's little nugget tackles the art of chewing balloon knots.  Make the weekend special and start it off with some Nonsense!  Love you.

Send us Fan Mail We find out that Oko watches an obscene amount of garbage television shows!  It would only make sense that we chat about it.  Along the way, Michael manages to tuck in a story about euthanizing pets and the horrible world of Yelp reviews.  Funnybones are tickled as per usual!  Get on in here!  We adore you all.

Send us Fan Mail Welcome back, yet again!  We had some leftovers from episode 72 we decided to toss in the microwave, heat up, and devour here on our 75th installment of The Burger!  The main topic of conversation centers around pet accessorizing and smacking a cat in the head with a hammer you find at the hardware store.  Why?  Because we love you.  B-U-R-G-E-R.  Eat some.  Love you!

Send us Fan Mail Francis edited this Side of Fries drunk.  Enter at your own risk.  Do yourself a favor and enter....it's a blast.  Geriatric GUTS competitions, Howie Mandel being a piece of shit, and a call to resurrect Legends of the Hidden Temple.  Dammit, we love you Folks!  Here we go!

Send us Fan Mail Wow!  Hiya Folks!  Today, Oko sounds like he made the decision to record from inside a fish bowl, Michael apparently doesn't clean his ears out....EVER, and Francis interrupts the recording with a solid booger dig that would make a miner jealous.  Tighten the laces on your boots and let's get to work on harvesting some laughs!  We talk Q-Tips (clearly), other ways you ca...

Send us Fan Mail Who wants a balloon?!  Holy smokes, Folks!  Today's show has more laughs than a kid's birthday party has balloon animals.  Sure, we're talking clowns, but the Burger takes a twisted angle....Would you rather be killed by a clown or a mime?  What's with mimes anyway?  Has anyone ever wondered what it sounds like when a clown dies?  Francis and Timmy spend most o...

Send us Fan Mail Hey all you Fine Folks!  It's a big episode so we'll forego the lengthy novel here giving you the recap.  Just know that we're laughing over dogs, Timmy's late arrival, and what kind of shape you should leave someone's house in upon your departure.  Another doozy comin' at ya!

Send us Fan Mail WE.  DID.  IT.  Happy Birthday to The Burger, Folks!  One year ago today, we published our first episode!  It's exciting for you, exciting for us, and it's especially exciting for Michael J. Fox; our most adamant fan.  To say it's been a rollercoaster would be a lie.  We're just here dunking our heads into a barrel full of giggles.  We've enjoyed every min...

Send us Fan Mail Hey Folks!  Oko really DOES wear women's shoes!  He's a huge Julia Roberts fan.  That has nothing to do with his fetish but who cares!  On this not-so-special weekend edition, Oko has an unfortunate run-in with a bag of dog crap.  Michael has an even more hapless situation involving his four-year-old and poopy fingers.  Francis just laughs the entire time and we all hope...

Send us Fan Mail YAY!  You're getting double-teamed this week Folks!  This right here's our full ep for your listening pleasure.  She's chock full of debates on when it's OK to dress down in public.  We're talking sweatpants, juicy pants, flip-flops, and shame.  It's worth the listen and even better if you head on over to the website and submit your own thoughts on th...

Send us Fan Mail Annnnd your side of fries is ready Folks!  Oko stumbles through movie reviews and the gang discusses Creed vs Nickleback.  Why?  Why not!  It's the Burger and we're here for all your Nonsensical needs.  Enjoy the weekend and keep on enjoying the show.  Later gators!

Send us Fan Mail If you're receiving a Side of Fries than it must mean Friday's here!  Alrighty!  The gang relives bike accidents today.  Fun to talk about AFTER they've happened, but the hurt resurfaces as the memories unfold.  Jump on in and have a listen.  And while you're at it, imagine what we all might've looked like as we took our humbling tumbles.  Ah, you Folks ar...

Send us Fan Mail Aloha, Folks!  Tonight we bring back the lost art of claymation!  Specifically speaking, that God awful show that aired on MTV:  Celebrity Deathmatch.  Ya know, back when people actually watched MTV.  60% of the gang (Francis, Timmy, and Michael) begin rifling off celebrities they'd like to see duke it out to their graves.  She's a short one but oh is she a sweet one.  S...

Send us Fan Mail Annnnd we're back!  How about 2021?!  Frankly, it matters not what year it is, for the Burger is here to provide.  Today the gang talks about flipping the script on New Year's resolutions and setting goals with BAD habits instead of good.  From there, we derail into dastardly fitness club stories, waterpark jobs, and good old-fashioned Nonsense.  Wash away those worries...

Send us Fan Mail That's right, Folks!  My original co-host makes one of his rare yet highly anticipated returns!  The Nonsensical Pair is back and causing more mischief than ever!  Francis and Earl talk all sorts of goofy gum-dropping hilarity.  Hot fruit?!  What is it and where does it come from?  The answer will be revealed on today's show.  Moreover, we discuss shitty commercials, put...

Send us Fan Mail They're short, they're sweet, and they're salty.  Chow down on another Side of Fries this week with the Nonsensical Gang as they each share a quick story about their dogs.  Bow wow wow yipee-o yipee-ay!  Have yourselves a merry little weekend!  

Send us Fan Mail New Year....same old Nonsense.  Welcome to 2021 Folks!  Today Francis, Timmy, and Michael gripe about a married man's exclusion from decisions around home decor.  Somehow that topic leads to guests sleeping in your master bedroom, vasectomies, and awkward doctor visits.  We get the ball rolling on a new year the only way we know how:  The Nonsensical way!  Fire it up!