The Never Rad Miscellany

The damage to the computer’s processor was greater than previously understood, leaving our heroes back in their homes without a way to meet up. Transcription: DIGITERNIA 7 – ISOLATION SCENE 1: 
WYATT’S APARTMENT SFX 1: Restarting Sound. Ahhh! COMPUTER: Good Morning, Wyatt Carney. You have died! WYATT: What? I know that. I’ve been dead for […]

NeverRad.com/PatreonNeverRad.com/YouTube Hello, Never Rad listeners. Conrad Miszuk here. We’ve been kind of quiet lately for an all too predictable reason.  We’ve had to cancel all of our upcoming live shows pending a time when we can safely gather a group of people in one place.  We’re looking at ways of doing some live streaming, but […]

Space Lord Cesar Salamander runs his old school chum Ennui—er, Henri—who is now a galactic best-selling author. Over drinks in the hottest new restaurant in the quadrant, Henri and Sal reminisce over their schoolboy glory days: the nicknames, the jokes, the felonies. AGAS is written by Matt Braman, and features the voices of Conrad Miszuk […]

Captain Maximus Bradley of the starship Protuberance deals with a problem onboard. The Thing is written by Kitt Keller and features the voices of Ricco Machado-Torres as Captain Bradley, Jamie Haas as Commander Glerb, and Briauna Kittle as Alez Callan. Music and sound by Cody Hazelle. THE THING INT-EASA SPACECRAFT PROTUBERANCE – DAY, I GUESS? […]

Content warning: This episode of Dark Sovereign features references to emotional abuse, self-harm, and physical violence. The Sovereign now has almost complete control over the Lucis crew. Posi is malfunctioning, unable to power up and help the others. Parker is trapped in a spiral of devastating self-doubt, and Tamara is falling deeper into her obsession […]

Please hold. SFX 1:    Answering machine sound REPRESENTATIVE:     Thank you for calling the Miscellany Customer Service line. Your call is important to us; please remain on the line. Your call is so important… so very, very important. The full strength of all three of our emotions is focused — fully, unbreakingly, passionately focused — […]

Pal and Emma start to talk through more of the details of the scientific phenomena the Blaise team was investigating when Allan Blaise vanished. But their conversation is interrupted by the arrival of General Hillibrand, who’s determined to shut down Pal’s investigation for good. Phoenix Lights is written by Kitt Keller and features the voices […]

You have reached the voicemail box of Gurglon Pinchubrintz. Pet Sitting is written by Matt Braman and features the voices of Ryan Jenkins as Nebbix, William Crook as Mrs. Fleese, Ricco Machado-Torres as Joburn, Jenae Hirsch as Chadrick, Kitt Keller as the Answering Machine, and Matt Braman as Gurglon Pinchubrintz. Sound by Conrad Miszuk. SCENE: […]

Here we go again! Transcription: SCENE 1: 
THE INTRO CONRAD: Hello, everyone. Welcome. Thank you all so much for coming out to this fantastic event. I see a lot of familiar faces and a few new ones. Welcome. We have a big show just packed full of mind-blowing science fiction content, so I don’t want […]

Good news for the residents of Peaceful Digiternia Heights: dream mode has been activated!  Peaceful Digiternia Heights is written by Conrad Miszuk, and features the voices of Conrad Miszuk as Wyatt, Jenae Hirsch as Vivian, Ricco Machado-Torres as Maximillian, William Crook as Phillip, and Kitt Keller as Computer. Music, sound effects, and editing by Conrad […]

C’est le super grand prix and Space Lord Cesar Salamander is on the casino planet of Montarlo to gamble (he has a system) and watch the Cloud Boat races. Sal drinks, bets, berates long-suffering robot valet QC, and accidentally ends up on the Cloud Boat Super Grand Prix starting line. Hopefully, space PD detective LaFemme […]

Support us on Patreon: NeverRad.com/Patreon SCENE 1: SPACE LORD CESAR SALAMANDER’S DATING PROFILE SFX 1: ACTIVATE HOLOGRAM SFX 2: FIXING A DRINK SALAMANDER: Oh, hello. I did not see you there. My name is Space Lord Cesar Salamander and if you are watching this holo-recording, which I assume you are, (HICCUP) congratulations. You have selected […]

We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running! (Sputnik and Greeb is not a real law firm. Do not attempt to hire Sputnik and Greeb. Sputnik and Greeb is written by […]

In this special holiday flashback, we see Det. Pal Vargas meet her first client and make an important new friend against the backdrop of Christmas 1945. Phoenix Lights is written by Kitt Keller and features the voices of Ryan Jenkins as Pal, Jenae Hirsch as Minnie, Ricco Machado-Torres as the client Alvin, William Crook as […]

Come to the show! neverrad.com/ticket Hello never rad listeners. Conrad here. The next Volume of the never rad Miscellany will be live at the Rebel lounge in Phoenix Arizona on March 2nd. $10 in advance, $15 day of. Doors at 6:30, show at 7. If you’re going to be in town, please come support us. […]

The Children of Orgelthrek have an important announcement regarding the eternal worship of Orgelthrek the Devourer. Children of Orgelthrek is written by Briauna Kittle and features the voices of Briauna Kittle as Main Course Frootle Oops, William Crook as Amuse-Bouche Tasse, Matt Braman as the Youth Pastor and as our voracious savior and savorer Orgelthrek. […]

The crew of the Lucis are still stranded on Hunk O’ Gray. Separated and trapped in a vast, pitch-dark cavern below the planet’s surface, it seems like things can only get worse. What’s more, Posi is malfunctioning, Tamara is becoming more and more obsessed with the planet’s secrets, and Parker is falling deeper into the […]

We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running! (Sputnik and Greeb is not a real law firm. Do not attempt to hire Sputnik and Greeb. Sputnik and Greeb is written by […]

Wyatt and Vivian find themselves trying to guide the Computer through a series of relaxation exercises, because if she doesn’t calm down, Peaceful Digiternia Heights is in for some serious trouble. Peaceful Digiternia Heights is written by Conrad Miszuk, and features the voices of Conrad Miszuk as Wyatt, Jenae Hirsch as Vivian, and Kitt Keller […]

General Falstaff has an important announcement regarding the eternal fight against Orgelthrek the Devourer. The Twin Star Alliance is written by Briauna Kittle and features the voices of Ricco Machado-Torres as the Announcer, Ryan Jenkins as General Falstaff, and Kitt Keller as Natalie. Transcription: Twin Star Recruitment Part 1 ANNOUNCER:    We interrupt this program with […...

Join us as we begin another fabulous volume of The Never Rad Miscellany. Transcription: SCENE 1: The Intro CONRAD:    Hello, everyone, and welcome to another outstanding installment of The Never Rad Miscellany. This is the fifth volume. We are so happy that this strange project we’ve undertaken has come this far and we are thankful […]

NeverRad.com/ticket December 22nd, 2019, Rebel Lounge, Phoenix. Hello Never Rad Listeners. Volume 5 is coming up on December 22nd, 2019 at the Rebel Lounge. Doors open at 5:30. If you’re around, please join us for the show. Visit NeverRad.com/ticket to purchase your ticket today. That’s n-e-v-e-r-r-a-d dot com slash ticket.

Space Lord Cesar Salamander is ready to make some money with a new business opportunity and make some moves at the annual Veronica’s Hush Hush Lingerie Ball. However, his beloved Aunt Berthatrude has cut off his cash flow…and now it seems like to get back in the green, Sal will have to solve a murder. […]

Come to the Spirits Store for all your haunting needs! The Spirits Store is written by Briauna Kittle and featured the voice Ryan Jenkins as the Narrator. Music and sound by Cody Hazelle. MFX: SPOOKY OR LIGHT-HEARTED, WHICHEVER IS FUNNIER. AD PERSON: Do you have a haunted house that needs a little more padding in […]

There’s a store—a very special, very…unusual store—where you’ll always find exactly what you need. Frightful Things was written by Conrad Miszuk and featured dang near everybody—William Crook as the Devil, Ricco Machado-Torres as Buster, Jenae Hirsch as Tricia, Conrad Miszuk as Reverend, Briauna Kittle as Dorothy, and Ryan Jenkins as Lillith. Music and sound by […]