The Never Rad Miscellany

Drama is brewing among the Podtestants, and we hear from some more of our lovely (fake) advertisers. MFX 1:    Return from commercial music HOSTBEING:    Welcome back to HotPod. Jahn and C’Thad have been planning a rager for the surviving HotPod podtestants, but not everyone is on board. Capt. Hedley, in direct violation of his employment […]

We hear more from the Podtestants and our lovely sponsors. SCENE 3: HOT POD PART TWO MFX 1:    Dramatic Cue HOSTBEING:    This week, on HotPod, the podtestants readjust to life on B-deck Escape Pod 6.  CTHAD:    Yo, homies, where’s the action at? It’s time to get this party started [“started” has like 6 syllables the […]

The exciting reality television show Hot Yacht has taken a turn when the Starship Sean Bean ends up on a collision course with a star and several cast members are forced to board an escape pod. HOT POD PT 1 MFX 0.1:    Dramatic Cue HOSTBEING:    Welcome back to season 22 of Hot Yacht! I’m your […]

We’ll be back with some more ridiculous public domain sci-fi. https://www.neverrad.com/twitch Hey, Never Rad Miscellanists, it’s ya’boy Conny Mizz. We’re doing another one of those short story reading events this Friday, Black Friday, November 27, 2020 at 7PM Arizona time, which is also currently Miscellany Time. We’ve got some great stuff for you! Be sure […]

Vol. 8, Part 6, the final segment of the live holostream of the 273rd annual Hot Boy Villain Awards. (Part of our live stream on Twitch from 8/28/2020.  Follow at neverrad.com/twitch) SCENE 11: HOT BOY VILLAIN AWARDS PART SIX MFX:    A GRAND MUSIC FLOURISH. TANGELO:    This is it folks, the moment we’ve all been waiting […]

Vol. 8, Part 5 of the live holostream of the 273rd annual Hot Boy Villain Awards, featuring ads for a new brand of tea, another PSA, and some hot new music. (Part of our live stream on Twitch from 8/28/2020.  Follow at neverrad.com/twitch) SCENE 9: HOT BOY VILLAIN AWARDS PART FIVE MFX 1:    A GRAND […]

Vol. 8, Part 2 of the live holostream of the 273rd annual Hot Boy Villain Awards, featuring ads from around the Spacedale Fashion OctoSphere food court. (Part of our live stream on Twitch from 8/28/2020.  Follow at neverrad.com/twitch) HOT BOY VILLAIN AWARDS PART FOUR MFX 1:    A GRAND MUSIC FLOURISH. TANGELO:    Welcome back, Hot Boy […]

Vol. 8, Part 3 of the live holostream of the 273rd annual Hot Boy Villain Awards, featuring a PSA about space drug safety and an ad for some hot new music. (Part of our live stream on Twitch from 8/28/2020.  Follow at neverrad.com/twitch)  HOT BOY VILLAIN AWARDS PART 3 TANGELO:    Welcome back to the 273d […]

Vol. 8, Part 2 of the live holostream of the 273rd annual Hot Boy Villain Awards, featuring ads from around the Spacedale Fashion OctoSphere food court. (Part of our live stream on Twitch from 8/28/2020.  Follow at neverrad.com/twitch) HOT BOY VILLAIN AWARDS PART TWO MFX:    A GRAND MUSIC FLOURISH. BARRISTER TANGELO:    Welcome back to the […]

Vol. 8, Part 1 of the live holostream of the 273rd annual Hot Boy Villain Awards, featuring ads from around the Spacedale Fashion OctoSphere food court. (Part of our live stream on Twitch from 8/28/2020.  Follow at neverrad.com/twitch)  SCENE 1: HOT BOY VILLAIN AWARDS PART ONE MFX 1:    A GRAND MUSIC FLOURISH. SFX 1:    APPLAUSE. […]

NeverRad.com/TwitchAudioVerseAwards.net GARY NAME:     Hi, I’m Gary Name, lighthouse keeper for Lux Prima Station out here on the edge of the galaxy. I’ve got a very special message for all you galactic citizens out there. Here on Lux Prima Station, I spend a lot of time alone with my thoughts, and sometimes, to help block […]

Pal and Emma set out across the desert towards the spot where Allan disappeared; meanwhile, Minnie faces an unwanted guest, and we hear for the first time from Dr. Blaise himself. MFX 1 INTRO MUSIC ANNOUNCER: Good Evening, ladies and gentlemen, and thank you for joining us tonight for the Joyce Cigarette Radio Hour. Joyce […]

7PM Arizona Time NeverRad.com/Twitch Eyestalks up, Space B-Words! The Never Rad Miscellany Live Stream 4: Hot Pod is flying into your face this Friday, September 25th, at 7pm pacific time on our twitch channel. Brace for sci-fi shenanigans and a post show conversation with the galaxy-brained Never Rad creators, join us at neverrad.com/twitch. PS, the […]

The Astral Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Automatons, Robots, and Synthetics is counting on you. ASPCARS was written by Briauna Kittle and featured the voice of Kitt Keller as Lara Tragloffin and the artist Britomatone as DECCO. SCENE 1: ROBO REHABILITATION HOSPITAL MFX 1: SAD GUITAR MUSIC. TRAGLOFFIN: Every sun cycle, hundreds of […]

neverrad.com/twitch Hey there, flesh bodies! Briauna here to announce another Never Rad Livestream is coming your way this Friday, August 28th at 7PM Arizona time. We’re gonna have chatting, we’re gonna have performances, we’re gonna have… an awards show? If you wanna find out what that’s all about, that’ll be August 28th, 7pm Arizona at […]

If you suffer from moderate to severe plaque tentaculitis, there’s hope… We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running! This quality product advertisement was written by Kitt Keller, and features the […]

A message from our sponsor, the Sputnik and Greeb Law Group. We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running! (Sputnik and Greeb is not a real law firm. Do not attempt […]

Vigilant citizens! Thank you for enjoying this new instructional film about the vital importance of victory gardens from the War Education Authority and Coronello Pictures. Growing Your Victory Garden was written by Kitt Keller and featured the voices of Conrad Miszuk as the Voice of the Government, William Crook as the Announcer, and Jenae Hirsch […]

Do you suffer from Space Madness? Galactrosine may be right for you. We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running! MFX 1: Generic calming music NARRATOR: Space Madness. We’ve all heard […]

A message from our sponsor, the Sputnik and Greeb Law Group. We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running! (Sputnik and Greeb is not a real law firm. Do not attempt […]

Buy one for your budding super villain today! MFX 1: Electric guitar music. SFX 1: Car engines SFX 2: Explosion(s) SPOKESPERSON: Hey kids! KIDS: Hey! SPOKESPERSON: Explosions! Action! Hardcore! Now you can play along with all your favorite heroes with the ToyBotics My First Doomsday Device, exclusively from ToyBotics. SFX 3: Explosions! SPOKESPERSON: Wow, look […]

Cesar is ready to party after moon cycles stranded aboard the Narcissus, but after some well needed advice from a lovely space detective, he decides to pursue a passion project. Transcription: MFX: INTRO THEME SCENE 1: SPACE MEGA-YACHT NARCISSUS SFX: ELECTRON RAZOR SALAMANDER: Q.C.Edgetest, will you hurry up and finish my shave? I need a […]

NeverRad.com/Twitch 3:30PM PDT, July 11th, 2020 Hey there, cats and kittens. It’s Briauna again sent directly from the Never Rad Miscellany to your earballs with only one pitstop for sugary snacks to let you know… we’re having another livestream! Crazy, right? On July 11th, 3:30PM Pacific time, we’ll be live on our Twitch channel with […]

twitch.tv/neverradmisc What’s up, my flip-flops and pleather sneakers? This is ya homedog Briauna coming at you from The Never Rad Miscellany to tell you, our loyal listeners, that we, the writers, will be streaming LIVE tomorrow, June 20th, 2020, over at twitch.tv/neverradmisc. That’s n-e-v-e-r-r-a-d-m-i-s-c. Starting at 3:30 Pacific time, we’ll be bringing you casual conversati...

NeverRad.com/YouTube June 3rd, 2020 3:30PM Arizona time. Hey, Never Rad listeners. Matt here. We’re going to be doing a live stream this Wednesday June 3rd at 3:30PM Arizona time over on our YouTube page. Be sure to subscribe at NeverRad.com/YouTube to make sure you don’t miss out! We’re going to do a Q&A so you […]