The Never Rad Miscellany

Intro; Sputnik & Greeb – Space Mining Injury; A Gentleman About Space – A Night at the Space Opera; Orion’s Brew Ad; Perimeter Spacelines

Hey, everyone! Just letting you know that Never Rad is back! We’re doing live shows every third Monday at the Great Arizona Puppet Theater (doors at 6, show at 6:30). That’s February 19th, March 18th, April 15th, and May 20th, 2024 that we have scheduled right now. Ticket links typically go live a week or […]

The thrilling conclusion of the greatest award show in space.

It’s awards season at the Never Rad Miscellany! Join us as we host the Hot Boy Villain Awards, sponsored by Gerwick’s Tight Pants and Tall Collars. SCENE 0: INTRODUCTION CONRAD: Hello, everyone! Welcome to our second show here at The Newton at First Draft at Changing Hands, at Phoenix, Arizona. We are so thankful for […]

The Miscellany returns triumphant at a Phoenix Fan Fusion live show, featuring A Gentleman About Space and an important message from the Twin Star Alliance. SCENE 0: INTRODUCTION  CONRAD: Hello, everyone. Welcome to this special edition of the Never Rad Miscellany. Today, we are welcoming all of you as new Miscellanists in person. What is […]

Can you hear those spacebells jingling? Join us for a miscellaneous holiday celebration, featuring saucer sales, the trials and tribulations of a starship janitor, legal advice from Sputnik and Greeb, rocket spats, and a festive poem. SCENE 1: THE SECRET TO FANTASTIC WEALTH MFX 2: Relaxing Backround Jeremy:           How would you like to...

In the second half of the Hallow-Rad Space-strazaganza, we finish the super-special episode of space’s number one true crime podcast, Ya Got Murdered, Bitch! SCENE 4: YA GOT MURDERED BITCH, pt. 2 MFX 5:    YGM,B! bumper JANICE:    Okay, sexy murderfans, we are back! REBECKIE:    Coming to you from the Cromulux IX mining station, the location […]

In the first half of the Hallo-Rad MiscellanyOctober Spacestravaganza, Space Lord Cesar Salamander returns triumphant (?) in A Gentleman About Space: A B’Damned Family’s Value. Sal is forced to infiltrate the mysterious B’Damned family to secure what matters most: his family’s fortune. That’s followed up with a super-special episode of space’s number one true crime […]

The Newton in Phoenix, AZ at 3rd Ave and Camelback. Tickets at the $10 door. http://www.thenewtonphx.com/ Has your Milky Way gone Oat? Is your Kuiper Belt feeling tight? ? Is Uranus losing its luster? Come see the Never Rad Miscellany Live at The Newton Phoenix, Formerly Beefeaters at 300 W. Camelback, Monday June 13th at […]

Are you from Oklahoma? The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group is here to help! SPUTNIK: I’m Gorglax Sputnik GREEB: And I’m Marty Greeb SPUTNIK: And we’re— BOTH: The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group. MFX: Generic dance music GREEB: Are you from the Argelius Sector, Crab Nebula Exclusion Zone, or Oklahoma? SPUTNIK: If you’ve been prosecuted […]

Goddammit, Marty. SPUTNIK: Have you been involved in an altercation in the self-checkout line of the Space Fry’s again? GREEB: Look— SPUTNIK: Are you facing both criminal and civil charges as a result of your behavior? GREEB: Look, I said I was sorry— SPUTNIK: I’m Gorglax Sputnik. GREEB: [slightly defeated] And I’m Marty Greeb. SPUTNIK: […]

https://www.audioverseawards.net/vote Hello Kakos Industries or Never Rad listeners. The Hollow Below has made it into the finalist round of the Audio Verse Awards. Please head to audioverseawards.net/vote to vote for the Hollow Below and some of your other favorite shows today. Voting is open through Saturday, January 1st, 2022 at 11:59 PM Pacific Time. Thank […]

Do you work in one of spaces only 3 industries? The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group can help with your workers compensation claim. SPUTNIK: Have you been injured in a space mining accident? GREEB: Have you suffered physical discomfort as a crewmember of a starship? SPUTNIK: Are you some kind of smuggler? GREEB: These three […]

The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group can handle any legal issue you may have. SPUTNIK: I’m Gorglax Sputnik GREEB: And I’m Marty Greeb SPUTNIK: And we’re— BOTH: The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group. GREEB: That’s right. SPUTNIK: The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group is here to represent you through any legal issues you may have. […]

https://audioverseawards.net/vote/ (Until October 17th) The voting period for the Audio Verse Awards is now open! Please head to audioverseawards.net/vote to vote now. That’s a-u-d-i-o-v-e-r-s-e-a-w-a-r-d-s- dot n-e-t slash v-o-t-e. As of this recording, their main website page does not have a vote link, so you have to include slash vote to get there. Please vote for […]

https://store.neverrad.com JAHN: Fellow human sapiens. I, Jahn Smythe, normal human individual, am here to talk to you about something that all humans like us enjoy: purchasing clothing to cover our non-repulsive bodies and 2 dimensional objects that adhere to surfaces and other items containing text and/or images that I find appealing. We do this in […]

battlebird.productions Attention Miscellanists! We’ve got a special treat for you today in the form of another podcast that we really love, We Fix Space Junk. We Fix Space Junk is basically one of the best things you’ll ever shove into your ear pockets. It’s smart, incredibly witty, a ton of fun, and literally one of […]

FORNICRATE 4 MIMI:               What’s up, Hot Wing Nation. Mimi here! Hey, you know what I want to talk about—besides the greatest birds in America? ForniCrate.                     I know, I know, I can hear what you’re saying, “Isn’t that just another one of tho...

SFX:    Dramatic Sting. LEPTON:    Welcome back; I’m your host Lepton Brown and this is the live season finale of Iron Tyrant. We’re going to bring all of this week’s doomtestants back to the judgment hexagon to answer to me, Comptroller Beens, and special guest judges the artist known only as Britamatone, the psychic entity Mauve, […]

MFX:    Return Cue LEPTON:    Welcome back to Iron Tyrant. When we left off, Professor Quantus Verblanskowicz had put thousands of Fleevians to work mining ore for a giant smashing machine. The trouble is that the planet Fleeve is relatively poor in ores and minerals. QUANTUS:    SMASH! SMASH! HATE! LEPTON:    Quantus will likely have to...

Phantaseta SFX 1: A lovely chime. NARRATOR: Are you alone again this Valentine’s season? WHISPER: PHANTÁSETA.(fan-TAS-it-uh) NARRATOR: Are the pressures of your civilization making it hard for you to find true love? WHISPER: PHANTÁSETA. NARRATOR: Then consider planning a trip to Phantáseta, the beautiful home planet of the Phantasetans in the Mooper Sector. WHISPER: PHANTASETA. […]

LEPTON:    Welcome back to Iron Tyrant with me, your host Lepton Brown. Our doomtestants have been whipping up a little bespoke Apocalypse for the cultists of the planet Fleeve.      Doomtestant Gandra has been planning… something; she won’t tell us, and doomtestant Malmo Zarathustra hopes to wow the judges with a fireworks spectacular.  Doomtestant Quantas’...

ROMANCE FOR ONE SFX 1: Maybe some violin. SPOKES: Are you alone this romantic season? Have you utterly and completely failed to convince another that you are worthy of their affection? Have you encountered affection, but just felt so unworthy of it that you pushed it away? Are you perfectly comfortable alone and actually prefer it […]

7PM Arizona time. neverrad.com/twitch MFX 1: INTRO MUSIC SOMEONE: Hey Miscellanists! Guess what? We’re doing show again! In celebration of Galactic Wormhole Syndrome Week, the Miscellany will be putting on a benefit featuring all your favorite people, provided that all of your favorite people are Miscellany regulars. Check out the show live on Twitch, Friday […]

SFX 1: Intense music sting (think Who Wants to Be a Millionaire) LEPTON: Welcome back to Iron Tyrant, the show where we take planets full of hopeless, pitiful beings and match them with the celebrity tyrants that will whip them into shape. Planet Norx C from episode 33 is now happily under the domination of […]