The Nerd Blitz w/ Doom And Fitz

In this episode, we are gettin' our nerd boners primed for Disney+ and The Mandalorian by DEFINITELY not watching a leaked sizzle reel and scene from Star Wars Celebration. Also, we uncover the 1st image of a beloved dog's new look from an upcoming movie, talk about how a lot of practical practicality happened at a certain Celebration. All of that and a mini little late in the game Pimp Spot await...

In this episode, the fellas are attempting to tell you about some fun they recently engaged in together when the show gets hijacked for another exciting edition of Aw, Son Of A Fitz! Fitz, Doom, Diddy Bow, and Ang all collided for the 2019 Wizard World St. Louis Comic-Con and we are gonna tell you all about it in this old school lengthened episode of nerdery. From the dramatic heartbreak of a chil...

Please turn off your cellphones and join us on Coruscant for some baby Jedi slaughtering fun and games in George Lucas' swan song final film of the prequel era. For our 36th Commentary, we make the jump to hyperspace...or, rather, 2005 for this fantastic flick starring Hayden Christensen, Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, & Ian McDiarmid. In this rollicking ep of war filled star talkin', Fitz calls...

In this episode, the fellas have lottery fever, prove they are GOOD PEOPLE, and make wildly inappropriate jokes...there by negating the goodness, I guess... Joke Corner returns again, the finer points of the making of a trash TV show from 2 decades or so ago, and Zombie Guys vs PCP Guys. They get into the latest SCOOB! and Jay & Silent Bob Reboot! casting news, and speculate more on the upcoming M...

In this episode, the fellas make their long awaited return to the theater to assemble and avenge their fallen heroes and fallen friends from last year! ***Spoilers*** abound as they answer a listener question from @steboost before and after they see Marvel's magnum opus, Avengers: Endgame, they interact with YOU, the listening audience, live on Periscope. Doom's an unnecessary asshole (surprise su...

Please turn off your cellphones and join us as we head to that galaxy far far away to witness wars with clones, robits, and fancy lightsabers! For our 35th Commentary, we head back to this year's Star Wars Celebration to watch & discuss some trailers & news, then we head to 2005 for the 2nd half of the Genndy Tartakovsky micro series starring Mat Lucas, James Arnold Taylor, Tom Kane, & Grey DeLisl...

In this episode, the fellas welcome back a special contributor as they open the show with their newest segment that quickly flies off the rails as they try to run down all of the Jones' they know. Joke Corner makes its triumphant return to the realm as we learn that over the years Fitz has been tricked into believing a truth that may or may not actually be true. Then they try their damnedest to ta...

In this episode, the man, the myth, the legend that is the icon known as J Sarge makes his triumphant return to the realm known as The Nerd Blitz to take up his sword and continue our quest to kill a murderous dragon! We start off with J Sarge making a cruel and unusual request of Doom, have a triple threat existential crisis, make far more tasteless jokes than would ever be considered necessary,...

Please turn off your cellphones and meet us ringside for a match that will go down in legend as an undisputed all time great! For our 34th Commentary, we lace up our boots and head back a decade to April 5th 2009 for an incredible match between "The Heart Break Kid" Shawn Michaels & "The Demon Of Death" Valley The Undertaker at WrestleMania 25. Doom shows off his match picking prowess as Fitz deci...

In this episode, the boys are back for more fun and frivolity as a new segment that may have some amount of future reoccurrence is launched! We're talkin' about the latest developments and news regarding the Marvel Cinematic Universe and everybody's favorite Avenger Hock Guy and who may live and die in Avengers: Endgame, then we close out the show casting an old Mystery Incorporated. We find out w...

Please turn off your kellphones and wrap yo ass in kotton kandy and popcorn as we bring B-Movie March to a seemingly unexpected and disturbing konclusion! For our 33rd Kommentary, we take a trip back to 1988 for this klassic klown kaper starring Grant Cramer, Suzanne Snyder, & John Allen Nelson. As we klose out this year's B-Movie Month, we discuss what plans we have for next year, possible Klown...

TNB Commentaries 032: Flash Gordon (B-Movie March!) by The Nerd Blitz

In this episode, the fellas are taking a trip back to the bike shop and making bold claims while also clarifying shocking statements from recently past episodes. Fitz starts off talking about comics and just who exactly happens to be the perfect specimen of a man, while Doom gets creepy and connects EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN THING TO SCOOBY! Then we take a deep dive into our cartoon lists and talk rob...

Please turn off your cellphones and join us in taking care of business in the way of some asshole suckin', soul shitting, hillbilly mummy hi-jinks down in Mud Crick all while having a growth on your pecker. For our 31st Commentary, let's get decadent, baby, as we continue the global phenomenon known as B-Movie March by watching this 2002 cult classic starring Bruce Campbell, Ozzie Davis, & Ella Jo...

Please turn off your cellphones and pile into Mystery Machine again as we kick off our returning & rescheduled annual celebration of low budgets and cheese in B-Movie March! For our 30th Commentary, we go back 1 month in 2019 to start celebrating 50 years of the gang with this flick starring Frank Welker, Grey Griffin, Matthew Lillard, Kate Micucci, & Maurice LaMarche. We invite a very special gue...

In this episode, the fellas say goodbye to Santa Claus...about 8 years after he caught a big bad batch of the death as a hero! The name of the game is wrasslin' this time out the gate, gang, as we follow up on the Macho Madness that was the creamer video and the much hyped over the top manhandling segment. We also follow up on the long over due cancellation of a pile of turds, the final season of...

Please turn off your cellphones and come along as we head way down south, just across the boarder to hunt a sweet, harmless, leaf eatin', doe eyed little deer. For our 29th commentary, we head all the way back to 1992 for some legal drama starring Joe Pesci, Marisa Tomei, Ralph Macchio, & the greatly underrated Fred Gwynne. We talk about the proposed sequel movie and why it DIDN'T happen, the sequ...

In this episode, the fellas are back with stunning resolutions to shocking cliffhangers...kinda...and also, diorama building commences! Fitz has a muddy whale as he tells tales of selling bits of a cross and a bat in some twisted sort of boss ass ape crazed con game with a taxi guy or two. Then Doom FINALLY gets to talk about some good ol' Burn Notice as he runs down the ENTIRE SIXTH SEASON, and t...

In this episode, the boys are talking long cancelled TV shows, a movie franchise that, against all odds, just won't end, & a dude what caught the dead. Doom is pissy cause a certain Demon of Death Valley got on the Twitter & Fitz is bewildered that some loser memorized the opening of a TV show. One bitches, one suffers, pop culture is grilled, projections are made, souls are crushed, and fun is ha...

Please turn off your cellphones and join us in the time before whips cracked, webleys were shot, and fedoras were worn. For our 28th commentary, we head all the way back to 1992...and 1996 for some educational pre-Harrison Ford globe trekking adventure starring Corey Carrier, Lloyd Owen, & Margaret Tyzack. We catapult through the winder and talk about old hillbillies and ass blasted wolves while d...

In this episode, the fellas are getting all Marvelous as they talk about the death of a legend and the birth of a fandom. They start off talking about another Christmas present what Doom got, before they move into what you can and can't say on TV, then they give Stan Lee a further tribute. The Family Fitz goes Into The Spider-Verse which leads to some brief Spider-Man PS4 talk, then Fitz takes a d...

In this episode, the fellas are back to bring you their bacon grease soaked special special...and they record for nearly an hour before they even get to the special specialness! Doom tells Fitz about a weird dream, Fitz gets all pissy about Star Wars Battlefront II again, then we thank @Midnightsmoke1 for getting us that badass intro bump from Duke Fuckin' Nukem himself, @JSJisDuke! As you can tel...

In this episode, the fellas are feeling festive and decide to do their 1st annual (maybe!) post-Christmas/New Year's show! They talk about all of the gifts they got for Christmas, including what they got each other and why they picked those specific things, a Christmas morning wubble bubble bursting causes a meltdown of biblical proportions for one of them as the other somehow gets completely Evil...

In this episode, the dudes are talking about this new wapp called YouTube and the channels and content that appear on said platform. Doom & Fitz play professional wrestling booker as they talk about the most recent run of The Undertaker and how they would've improved and handled things differently. They talk about a cartoon that one of them loved and the other just watched for the 1st time, and th...

Please turn off your cellphones and join our sepia toned asses on the journey down the yellow brick road to Sunday Jeff's favorite Christmas movie. For our 27th commentary, we dive head 1st into the tornado spun fantasy classic from 1939 starring Judy Garland, Frank Morgan, Ray Bolger, & Terry the Dog! The fellas are having the most awkward fun they possibly can, Doom lays a trap that Fitz cannonb...