The Nerd Blitz w/ Doom And Fitz

Welcome back to The Nerd Blitz Book Club! In this 4th episode of a 9 episode series, we crack open a book we have been wanting to dive into for a long time, the Sherlock Holmes meets H.P. Lovecraft pastiche short story collection, Shadows Over Baker Street. This week sees us discussing and dissecting the next 2 entries in this book, edited by Michael Reaves and John Pelan, The Curious Case Of Miss...

Please turn off your cellphones and get ready to open a billion chocolate bars in the search for something you deserve more than anybody else because your dickhead grandpa said so! For our 44th Commentary, we get a golden ticket and head back to 1971 for this flick starring Gene Wilder, Jack Albertson, Peter Ostrum, a bunch of asshole kids, and slave labor chocolate mixers & makers. In our final c...

Welcome back to The Nerd Blitz Book Club! In this 3rd episode of a 9 episode series, we crack open a book we have been wanting to dive into for a long time, the Sherlock Holmes meets H.P. Lovecraft pastiche short story collection, Shadows Over Baker Street. This week sees us discussing and dissecting the next 2 entries in this book, edited by Michael Reaves and John Pelan, The Weeping Masks & Art...

In this episode, she's back so try not to get self-conscious as we welcome @gigiamk30 back to the table and we get so hardcore nerdy that it's actually kind of embarrassing for everybody involved. This time out the gate, we're all over the map, galaxy, and universe as we go far far into the future with a Doom Star Trek update, Fitz lightly touches on some Warhammer, a story is told of belching at...

Please turn off your cellphones and grab your sword and maybe some nice sandals as we head back to a time when those things were the hottest accessories under the sun and prepare for all the fun! For our 43rd Commentary, we take a wheel of pain montage back to 1982 for this epic flick starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Earl Jones, Sandahl Bergman, Gerry Lopez, and Max Von Sydow. The fellas are...

Welcome back to The Nerd Blitz Book Club! In this 2nd episode of a 9 episode series, we crack open a book we have been wanting to dive into for a long time, the Sherlock Holmes meets H.P. Lovecraft pastiche short story collection, Shadows Over Baker Street. This week sees us discussing and dissecting the next 2 entries in this book, edited by Michael Reaves and John Pelan, The Case Of The Wavy Bla...

In this episode, BIG BAD MONDO MEGA MANDO ***SPOILER ALERT*** as we are diving in deep on the pilot episode of the Disney+ original series Star Wars The Mandalorian and all that comes with the gloriousness that it was. Once again, ***SPOILERS*** abound as we give our reactions to the first episode of the first live action Star Wars series and give theories and speculation on what we just witnessed...

In this episode, things are gettin' spooky as the fellas celebrate Halloween with a special guest in an allegedly haunted house filled with death cards, creepy family connections, and other spooky happenings. We hear a tale of drunken ghost sightings as Doom gets ganged up on, neighbors be creepin', possums are gross as shit, Fitz finds a treasure trove of old goodies in a dead man's attic, they d...

Please turn off your cellphones and call your significant other to come join us while you babysit and prepare for nostalgic boning and beers in a little place called Illinoise. For our 42nd Commentary, we knife nail our way back to a cupboard wall in 1978 for this intense John Carpenter classic starring Jamie Lee Curtis, Donald Pleasence, Nancy Loomis, & P.J. Soles. This go round the fellas are dr...

In this episode, things are gettin'...strange as Doom is in an off mood and asking weird questions of a man who's just hoping to win the lottery or get a lunch, depending on who you go around askin'. The fellas are talking Picard and busting up a few flying rumors about the next show, before Fitz regals the dumber and darker one with tales of old people he spotted across a room and the return of g...

Please turn off your cellphones and jump into the time vortex with us as we look at nothing but sand and somehow definitively decide we've been transported to the golden days of yore known as the 13th century! For our 41st Commentary, we travel back to the wild days of 1992 for this iconic flick starring The Nerd Blitz Commentaries All Star Bruce Campbell, along with Embeth Davidtz, Marcus Gilbert...

Welcome back to The Nerd Blitz Book Club! In this 1st episode of a 9 episode series, we crack open a book we have wanted to dive into for a long time, the Sherlock Holmes meets H.P. Lovecraft pastiche short story collection, Shadows Over Baker Street. This week sees us discussing and dissecting the 1st 2 entries in the book, A Study In Emerald & Tiger! Tiger!, by Neil Gaiman & Elizabeth Bear respe...

In this episode, we're talkin' about people what talk all fucked up and say words not the way you're aposta be sayin' 'em and such, for instance: toilet, wash, forty, Illinois, Arkansas, and Gravois. Fitz brings a groundbreaking Pimp Spot from his kidhood to gush over, that leads them to talk about a terrible movie that had semi-decent parts, Doom has a very message for the audience (don't tell Fi...

In this episode, we're strokin' out while gettin' grossed out, at least one of us, and trying to figure out just where exactly that fishy smell is coming from. Fitz eats a random alien spawn that almost caused a projectile vomiting incident, then he finds a stash of bufferin, and he goes to FroYo, as Doom figures out that he hates something...shocking, we know! Pimp Spots happen, famous people cat...

Please turn off your cellphones and jump into the Mystery Machine with us as we go back in time to the very beginning to discover the gang's origins and watch a franchise launch a 50 year attempt to solve the biggest, baddest, and spookiest mysteries. For our 40th Commentary, we head back to 2009 & 1969 to discuss the 1st appearances of the Mystery Inc. gang with a TV Movie and pilot, starring Fra...

In this episode, the fellas are reminiscing about the golden days of yor and the wackiness that happened in the childhood of one of them, can you guess which? Fitz is all aquiver at the guest list as Wizard World Chicago is approaching, and all enraged because of certain changes that were made and not announced! Then, they wrap up the show talking about Doom's discovery and growing love of a brand...

Please turn off your cellphones, dude, and join us as we set out to get compensated for a soled rug that really tied the fuckin' room together and...this aggression will not stand, man! For our 39th Commentary, we take an acid flash back to 1998 for this cult classic starring Jeff Bridges, John Goodman, Steve Buscemi, Julianne Moore, and Sam Elliott, am I wrong!? Doom is dropping nuggets of trivia...

In this episode, we are diving deep and reviewing some comic bookery, specifically, the comic bookery of Suspicious Behavior Productions 1st series, published by Starburns Industries Press, Invasion From Planet Wrestletopia! Then, Doom brings a magical Pimp Spot that leads to them discussing that little punk ass Caillou, a huge name in Brit entertainment, and Fitz's hankering to do a certain long...

In this episode, we are get down and dirty in the hard core nerdy as we take a dive deep in to some hugest and most long lasting blockbuster franchises of note! As teased last episode, good ol Fitty Man is rewatching the MCU with his good lady wife and he's here to tell you all about it and her reactions to the best of our modern mythologies. Then, for better or worse, Doom throws down the gauntle...

In this episode, we swing around the world visiting Venice, Prague, Berlin, & London as Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Friends are known to do...and we also go see Spider-Man: Far From Home! We discuss what those things moving around in there are and then news from days 1 & 2 of nerd prom, A.K.A. San Diego Comic-Con, including Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. coming to an end & the 1st trailer for Jay And Sil...

Please turn off your cellphones and join us at the recently relaunched Stark International Expo in Flushing, Queens where her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing sce... wait, no, this is a movie, sorry... For our 38th Commentary, we suit up and fly all the way back to 2010 for this jam packed flick starring Robert Downey Jr, Don Cheadle, Scarlett Johansson, & Gwenyth Paltrow. We dive...

In this episode, the fellas kick off the show with bad references, terrible darkness, childhood crushes, leakage from the basement, and stories of toy purchasing misunderstandings. Doom expands his nerddom and revisits a BritCom from his kidhood that he's pimped before, while Fitz cracks open tubs of his childhood nerdery and bares his soul, gross boners be poppin', and board games! Star Trek: The...

In this extra special bonus .5 episode, we discuss in depth the debut of the 1st Scooby-Doo series of The Nerd Blitz age, Scooby-Doo And Guess Who, and it's special guest, NBA star Chris Paul! One of us doesn't understand bowling, how to talk about it, or even how to describe it as Fitz fights back and Doom takes an odd joy in him doing so, also we . We talk about the Guess Who pilot episode in de...

In this episode, Game Of Thrones is nearing it's end and Fitz is all a-scared of what could happen to all the thrones made of games, the talk about a sparkly new Batman as well...oh, and Doom is a huge dick about spoilers! Doom brings a book based Pimp Spot that leads us down a rabbit hole of recent reads and spurs on a 10 minute rant about 1 of the most influential writers of the 20th century and...

Please turn off your cellphones and join us in the greatest monument to consumerism this pitiful world has ever had the pleasure of knowing...THE FUCKIN' MALL! For our 37th Commentary, we take a trip back to 1995 for this flick starring Jeremy London, Jason Lee, Shannen Doherty, Claire Forlani, and featuring a brilliant cameo appearance from the legendary Stan Lee. We watch what is arguably Kevin...