The Nerd Blitz w/ Doom And Fitz

In this episode, after last week's short episode, the fellas are back to fulfill their contractual* obligations to pollute the internet airwaves with fun and filth! Doom brings a Joke Corner that starts as a story of childhood innocence that quickly turns into a potential horror movie scenario, then they talk about the recent awesome Star Wars & Scooby news! Fitz has more Battlefront II fun and fr...

In this episode, the boys are back and as snippy as ever to bring you all the news that they want to tell you about! Doom is reliving childhood traumas, Fitz is unsure about a recent installment of a beloved childhood franchise, and they bring you breaking Scooby news. Apologies for another short ep, we were forced to cut the recording session short again, but we try to make up for it with witty b...

Please turn off your cellphones and join us in our trek to uncover the ancient lost city of Hamunaptra. For our 26th commentary, we cross the Nile and head into this action adventure hit from 1999 starring Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah, & Arnold Vosloo. We talk about our experiences with this movie, Doom tells Fitz he was right, bold claims are made, Books of the Dead are debates, fasc...

Welcome back to The Nerd Blitz Book Club! In this 2nd & final installment of a 2 part series, we are celebrating the recently released Dan Shamble, Zombie P.I. short story collection, Services Rendered, by reading and discussing the final 3 chapters of the short story Role Model written by Kevin J. Anderson. We dissect the detail that only a true fan of all things nerd could understand and nail, m...

In this episode, the boys are back and they done brought their bitch sticks and brag bags to talk about some Archie goodness and badness. After some hardcore angry nerd speculation, Fitz talks about what he did for Halloween, which leads to Doom telling a tale of winning money being a nerd. Movie and TV traditions are upheld, more con stories are told, and then Doom teases next week's big ep of Th...

Welcome back to The Nerd Blitz Book Club! In this 1st of a 2 part series, we are celebrating the upcoming release of the new Dan Shamble, Zombie P.I. short story collection, Services Rendered, by reading and discussing the 1st 3 chapters of the short story Role Model written by Kevin J. Anderson. We dissect the detail that only a true fan of all things nerd could understand and nail, monsters and...

In this episode, the Con talk continues as Doom recounts his recent trek to Cave Con in Springfield, Mo. to see some Monkeys what done comed from Space. Fitz gets to sit back and relax as Doom talks about meeting and getting intro bumps from Impractical Joker & Kentucky Colonel Brian "Q" Quinn and Comic Book Man & Steve-Dave who Tells 'Em Bryan "Pops" Johnson. Also, we debut our 1st ever ***exclus...

Please turn off your cellphones and get ready to head back to the cabin in the woods and read from the good bad book. For our 25th commentary, we jump in the classic and drive back to 1987 for this brilliant sequel starring the legendarily groovy Bruce Campbell, Dan Hicks, Kassie DePaiva (née Wesley), & Richard Domeier fighting deadites, possessed hands, and rockin' a chainsaw. Fitz is brought dow...

In this episode, the boys are back and saying sounds about stuff you may enjoy hearing sounds said about! Fitz has more Con stories, Doom has a double Pimp Spot and a follow-up on a previous Pimp Spot, then shit gets sober as an Icon gets eulogized and a Twitter joke gets explained. Balls get broke, Star Wars books get talked about, the requisite Shamble mention happens, and references come too fa...

Please turn off your cellphones and prepare to be injected with the serum of life and get Rufussed into a wall again and again! For our 24th commentary, we dismember our way all the way back to 1985 for this classic starring Jeffrey Combs, Barbara Crampton, and Bruce Abbott, that is also the 1st crossover of The Nerd Blitz Book Club and The Nerd Blitz Commentaries! We discuss the the differences b...

In this episode, after last episode's abrupt ending and a few days off, the fellas are back to finish talking about Fitz's trip to Wizard World Chicago! We start with an intro from Colonel Brian "Q" Quinn (story coming in ep 64), then dive back in head first to the seedy underbelly of paying for sketches, Star Wars artists being charming shitbags, and gay pirate recruitment. The best stores to get...

In this episode, the fellas are back getting slapped in the face and kicked in the nuts by real life in this short but fun episode. Fitz tells his portly partner a proud parable of professional pugilists and procurement of signatures and such at a gathering of pop-culture celebration and fun. Jokes are told, balls are busted, laughs are had, and revelations are made in this episode that is brought...

In this episode, the fellas are being all energetic and what not as they start off talkin' about dive-ins and blowjobs. Doofy Doomy is all aquiver cause Dan Shamble is a step closer to reaching screens, Lewis & Clark find a whore, and Mr. Fity man gets new spectacles for his peeper parts! Doom reviews a movie he saw, Fitz goes to a con and reviews a movie he saw, then the fellas get some fire DP g...

Please turn off your cellphones, grab a box of Scooby Snacks, and climb into the Mystery Machine, gang. For our 23rd commentary, we cast a spell on you and take you back to 1999 for this classic animated adventure starring Frank Welker, Tim Curry, Mary Kay Bergman, B.J. Ward, Scott Innes, & Jennifer Hale as a more mature version of the Mystery Incorporated gang and friends. We dive deep into our l...

In this episode, the fellas are getting a wee bit hot button this time as they touch on the whole GotG Vol.3 situation and lay the pipe for their own Disney firings 10 years down the line. DITKO, DEAD! ...also leads to a discussion on credits and creators, Doom finally watched Luke Cage and tells ya what he thought of it while making a connection Fitz hadn't, and Fitz won't watch the Fantastic Bea...

In this episode, the fellas are flying about as straight as a moth in a tornado as they hop on the sane train and quickly go Off The Rails! We are celebrating the San Diego Comic-Con announcement of the return of Star Wars: The Clone Wars and an assload of books, gang. But also, we try and figure out just how exactly Blu-Ray players work, what is 4K, how did we get here, and many other unanswerabl...

Please turn off your cellphones and grab your lightsabers, cause we're heading in to a Starry War! For our 22nd commentary, we make the jump back to January & February of 2011 for a Trilogy of Clone Wars episodes starring James Arnold Taylor, Ashley Eckstein, Matt Lanter, and Sam Witwer. We get HARDCORE nerdy with some deep Star Wars talk trying to figure out the meaning behind these incredibly es...

In this Episode, the fellers are uh-talkin' about some stuff they done seen on TV and in the Movie Theaters recently (yay!) and all of the randomness you know and love us for. Doom brings a Pimp Spot and Fitz got a funny book for humping years ago, then they dive into movie reviews starting with a flick Doom saw last year called IT! Also, Doom saw Deadpool 2 and gives a spoiler free review, which...

Welcome Back To The Nerd Blitz Book Club! In this single episode series, we discuss The Adventure Of The Engineer's Thumb starring Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's legendary creation Sherlock Holmes. This off-kilter story is dissected in detail, including the squeamish and gruesome topic of how you'd want to be squashed to death. Listen and enjoy our fascination with how enthralling this strange installme...

In this episode, the fellas put fandom, as a whole, under the microscope and try to figure out what is going on with all the vitriol and toxicity in the air lately. They start off talking about Star Wars Battlefront II again and all of the controversy that stirred, the road map for the game that caused a shit storm of it's own, and spin that into what happened with The Last Jedi & Solo. Let us kno...

Please turn off your cellphones and join the fellas as they glide into New York City! For our 21st commentary, we escape back to the time of spandex and big hair, aka 1981, for this trip with Kurt Russel, Issac Hayes, and Adrienne Barbeau! The roles are flipped as Fitz is all chippity cho and Doom is mopey as shit, Fitz is all jizzy over a favorite movie, Doom can't hear a damn thing, and fun is h...

Welcome Back To The Nerd Blitz Book Club! In Episode 2 of this 2 part series, we discuss the 2nd half of the 5th book in James Gelsey's Scooby-Doo Mysteries series, Scooby-Doo And The Howling Wolfman. Hear reminiscences of the 1st time Doom read this and got hooked on the franchise, and Fitz talk about sharing it with his kids. Grab a copy and climb in the van, as we finish this fun ride with Scoo...

In this Episode, the fellas kick it old school again and pimp some stuffs that they done liked and what they done made, capisce? Now settle in cause these 2 yay-whoos are talkin' about one of them there Star War pictures that they be likin', as well as some sequel to some movie Fitzy loved as a yout. In Frig This Stuff, the boys start a conversation about fandom that they plan to continue in the n...

Welcome Back To The Nerd Blitz Book Club! In Episode 1 of this 2 part series, we discuss the 1st half of the 5th book in James Gelsey's Scooby-Doo Mysteries series, Scooby-Doo And The Howling Wolfman. Hear reminiscences of the 1st time Doom read this and got hooked on the franchise, and Fitz talk about sharing it with his kids. Grab a copy and climb in the van, as we go for a ride with Scoob and t...

Please turn off your cellphones and join the fellas as they...kinda, break Harlem... For our 20th commentary, we smash our way back 2008 for this often forgotten gem starring Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, Tim Roth, and William Hurt. Listen in as the fellas discuss how underrated this movie is, debate Norton Banner Vs Ruffalo Banner, whether or not Lou Ferrigno eats pizza, and just where Luke Cage was...