The Nerd Blitz w/ Doom And Fitz

In this episode, Fitz won't stop making things up as the fellas are invaded by an ineffective cover band from another dimension on the derpa derpa helpline. Whiffs abound as the fellas are chasing rats for dinner, update you on some wrasslin' happenings, talk briefly about Star Wars Resistance, and time travel. Reading habits are thoroughly discussed after Scooby speculation is confirmed to be for...

In this episode, the fellas are on the road and gonna see a Star War together for the 4th time ever! Apologies to those goodly enough to listen as the audio in this episode is rougher than an 84 year old hooker's ass post shave with a rusty blade, but thanks to @steboost & @flyinkdw for salvaging the audio in the 1st section. Hear our reactions to Solo, inappropriate singing, crappy trailers, and...

In this episode, the fellers is talkin' the Star Wars again, this time they talk over the Han Solo trailer and break down the age and timeline of a certain wookiee, which spins into some Battlefront II talk again. They discuss some shapes, then Doom gets into a detailed breakdown of ScoobyNatural and every aspect of that episode's sweetness (***Spoilers***, He loved it!), then they talk some Scoob...

Please turn off your cellphones and join the fellas as they head for U-62 and the weird and wacky finale of the hit marketing campaign, B-Movie May! For our 19th commentary, we take over the deed to the station in this 1989 classic starting Weird Al Yankovic, Michael Richards, & Fran Drescher! Doom is half asleep, Fitz is home alone, and they both are having fun as they say goodbye to this month o...

In this episode, asshole and fuck face ride again as they take the show on the road to see that there new Avengering movie what the kids are all a yammerin' about and such. Listen to these fools bicker like old ladies fighting over bingo numbers as they head to the theater, one accuses the other of acting like a spouse, while navigational and tech troubles abound in an apocalyptic rain storm. Then...

Please turn off your cellphones and join the fellas as they bring you the stupid 3rd, and penultimate, installment of their hit marketing strategy, B-Movie May! For our 18th commentary, we head to a fictional small town in Missouri 6 months after one of us was born in 1991 for this Jim Varney starring adventure. Free Comics and termites are discussed, tickets are found, old children's shows are re...

Please turn off your cellphones and join the fellas as they continue B-Movie May in the most groovy way! For our 17th commentary, we hold you hostage in a quaint little town called 2008 to watch this instant classic starring the King himself, Bruce Campbell! You're subjected to a Joke Corner, ball slobbering, over the top action and acting, and these two jack wagon's making comments that anybody e...

In this Episode, the fellas kick off the show talking about local radio and the programming and personalities they grew up listening to. After Joke Corner, they do a follow up to last year's Episode 28 and take a deep dive into the current situation surrounding the legendary Undertaker, his recent bookings, and what the future may hold. Also, future Joke Corners are teased, John Cena's career path...

Please turn off your cellphones and join the fellas as they kickoff B-Movie May by get bloody and go afeastin' on lady legs.. For our 16th commentary, we limp back to 1963 for this OG splatterfest starring Connie Mason, Mal Arnold, William Kerwin! We're talking over the top acting, cheesy attempts at being super gory, and a razor thin story as one of us is flying without audio or subtitles and the...

In this episode, we gotta be honest, gang, Doom's audio is dogshit, but as you'll learn, it's about to change soon. But also, we take the tangents to a whole new level of Off The Raildom when we talk about Bellywashers, stealing back packs from 1st graders, and deaths on Sesame Street and in Villages full of People. Some Scooby figures and DVDs are used as jumping off points for failing businesses...

In this episode, the fellas take their final trip back in time, to exactly 5 months before The Nerd Blitz was born! After a brand new intro, Doom & Fitz take a deep dive into issue 17 of the original 1970's Marvel Star Wars comic, in their 2nd proto podcast. Adventure? Huh. Excitement? Hmm A Jedi craves not these things...but we sure as hell do, and this episode is jam-packed with 23 pages or so o...

In this episode, numbnuts and dillweed are celebrating 2 years of yammering about nerd crap for hours on end! Doom starts off the show reminding Fitz he's old before Fitz spoils the hell out of the finale of Star Wars: Rebels as sweet sweet retribution, then they take some questions from those of you goodly enough to listen. Special thanks to @TESDGroupie, @Jason_Groce, @acferrell1976, @SpiderScoo...

Please turn off your cellphones and join the fellas as they climb into a speeder and head back to that galaxy far far away! For our 15th commentary, we make the jump back to 2002 for the 2nd Chapter in the Saga starring Hayden Christensen, Natalie Portman, & Ewan McGregor. Fitz remembers controversies and experiences from the release, Doom complains about everything except Obi-Wan, they both swoon...

In this episode, the fellas are talkin' toons, cahtoons, shee, the cahtoons of dare yout, when day was schmall, shee! After a sobering intro and mourning the loss of their forties, the grumpy guy and the Fitz guy talk about terrible variety shows, the repackaging of childhood memories to confuse and profit, friends that are Super and Amazing, then also other stuff is said with words to make the Ha...

In this episode, the fellas take another trip back to a time before The Nerd Blitz existed! Originally posted as a bonus Episode on the Just Jump To The End feed and as the 9th installment of The TS-D/JA Productions Typecast, listen as we got experimental and artsy to talk about, what else, Star Wars! We talk in depth about the Season 2 Finale of The Clone Wars in this special Episode originally r...

Please turn off your cellphones and join the fellas as they head up to Boston for mayhem and carnage in an old Irish neighborhood. For our 14th commentary, we grab some rope and drop down to 1999 for this cult classic starring Norman Reedus, Sean Patrick Flannery, Willem Defoe, & Billy Connelly. Listen along as Fitz watches this flick for the very 1st time and gets engrossed, Doom does all kinds o...

In this episode, the fellas are takin' a deep dive into one of their favorite topics yet again and somebody pees on the floor! With little preamble, we dive right in and Doom drops some Star Wars novel news in Fitz's face before Fitz walks us through some Star Wars Rebels Spoilers. Doom watches a movie while they record, he gives a shoutout, trashes a crappy looking animated movie, teases some stu...

In this episode, we kick it old school and crack a million dollar scheme wide open! The fellas are back and Fitz has tales of salty seamen, new artists, saving old broads, and stalking with his sister, while Doom engages in doo doo humor, insults, and mockery until he starts to feel bad...also, hydraulic press videos? Since it's been a minute or 2, Ig & Ook discuss some new war movie set in the st...

Please turn off your cellphones and join Doom & Fitz as they get nerdy, dirty, and oh so pervy with a lion, a monkey, and an elephant. For our 13th commentary, we smoke back to 2006 for this underrated comedy starring Allen Covert, Linda Cardellini, Joel David Moore, and Doris Roberts. The dudes kick back and discuss video games in depth, including spending a lot of time trying to figure out what...

In this episode, the fellas are back with 3 of their 4 most touched on topics! They start off talking about Batman and Ben Affleck seemingly being on his way out the door and who they would cast in his place, Doom brings some Dan Shamble, Zombie P.I. news, and then Fitz gets all aquiver about the new Rebels trailer. Han Solo is discussed, the works of Mike Judge some how get thrown under the micro...

In this Episode, Doom breaks a long standng rule to make a whole thing about his Stark Toons debut doing an impression of a certain asshole getting his hump on with an airhead. The fellas get into the body of the show with some (what else?) Star Wars talk by bitching about vitriolic douchebags that bitch, how Rian Johnson shuts them down with emojis, textless pictures, and cartoon gifs, plus they...

Please turn off your cellphones and join Doom & Fitz as they load up and head to Gotham...in the Mystery Machine! For our 12th commentary, we head back to 1 month ago in 2018 for Scooby-Doo & Batman: The Brave And The Bold starring Frank Welker, Grey Griffin, Deidrich Bader, and Tara Strong. They gush about how great this movie and both franchises are, debt callers for people that changed their nu...

In this episode, we take a trip back in time to before Fitz saw Star Wars Episode 8: The Last Jedi for the 2nd time! ***SPOILER ALERT*** After an extra special intro, Doom explains the time travel and takes the lead so Fitz doesn't spoil anything he doesn't already know...which isn't much! Deaths, returns, and wonky new force powers abound as we do a deep dive while Fitz tries to massage this new...

Please turn off your cellphones and join Doom & Fitz as the hop in a spinner and soar back to........1 year in the future! For our 11th commentary, we head back to 1982 for Blade Runner starring Harrison Ford, Rutger Hauer, & Sean Young. The fellers talk about Star Wars again cause why not?, ponder legacy, tease a bunch of future commentaries, and try to figure out what the differences and influen...

In this episode, the fellas are fu¢ked up on alien head and get ta talkin' about grandpa beatings and comics! After some dark jokes to open the show, Doom describes the floor plan of his grandparent's house...before he lays back on the therapy couch with Dr. Fitz, who listens and chokes. Then they get into the body of the show and FINALLY talk about the 3 comics they promised to talk about like 2...