The Ned & Josh Podcast

A guy racks up $16K in cruise debt and jumps overboard and Ned reckons the fake name he used sounds suspiciously like one Josh would make up. Christmas trees are already up in stores. There’s also Hard Rated Solo, the return of Red Bears, Labubu hitting Canberra and Josh "rawdonging" spring without allergy meds. Plus, Ned’s sister plays in a grand final, construction starts too bloody early and we...

Which dogs survived the Titanic? Why did Josh's BBQ cause hunger after the meal? And what sound do you make when you hear the word "Stegosaurus"? It's all nonsense, but it's all here. nedandjosh.com

A snail named Ned who can’t find love, a burger bun mystery that didn’t need solving and a shoulder bump from a Bunnings grandpa. There’s casual dudes in formal settings, travel vlog obsessions and a full Batman ranking nobody asked for. nedandjosh.com

In this special episode of The Ned and Josh Podcast, we’re joined by Bryan Danielson, one of the most respected figures in professional wrestling, who’s in Australia ahead of AEW Grand Slam in Sydney (Feb 14) and AEW House Rules in Brisbane (Feb 15).   We talk through some of the biggest moments in his career, including his emotional All In match with Swerve Strickland at Wembley Stadium, the pres...

Beret chaos, passive-aggressive parenting and a dog who thinks rocks are a toilet. Zaddy posts run wild and a new Movie World campaign gets desperate. Meanwhile, Ned reflects on fashion, Lenny blocks the front door and Kmart becomes a battleground. nedandjosh.com

A backyard crime scene, a rogue Officeworks policy and a surprise round of the TikTok game. There’s minor bird suspicion, cinema etiquette fury and a burrito explosion that ruined a perfectly good hoodie. nedandjosh.com

Spring has sprung, the air con is on, and somehow the Pacific Ocean has a 3.1-star Google rating. Josh accidentally becomes a Spotify salesman, Getting musky without warning and Dolly Parton’s got competition in a new love triangle anthem. There’s talk of cold showers, texts from Yungblud and a wildly unsettling reason not to sit on the toilet too long. Oh, and physics. Kind of. nedandjosh.com

A CEO snatches a hat from a kid, a dog delivers to the back door and Josh’s dad confirms a lifetime of Father’s Day neglect. Bedtime ultimatums, fake golf cart reimbursements and we play Hearing Things. Plus, we unearth the dark origins of common sayings and discover why Cosmo might need a dog colonoscopy. nedandjosh.com

Ahead of his appearance at GAMMA Canberra this weekend, we catch up with Australian actor, stuntman and voice artist Neil Fanning. He’s the guy behind Scooby-Doo in the live-action movies, and honestly, a huge part of so many of our childhoods.   Neil takes us through his wild career, from being one of the first performers at Warner Bros Movie World and starring in the Police Academy Stunt Show, t...

A heated debate breaks out over whether skiing makes you cooler than surfing, Lyrical Battleships descends into lyrical chaos and one of the boys attempts to bounce their pecs, with deeply upsetting results. Plus, The Rock might be shrinking, Costco memberships are getting complicated, and a new Stephen King movie sounds like a very slow game of Squid Game. nedandjosh.com

The toilet sip scandal, a failed car heist with a snowy twist and the heartbreaking rebrand of The Reject Shop. There’s backyard chicken drama, Willy Wonka legal debates, and a passionate defence of Kmart. nedandjosh.com

The trivia mic tug-of-war, a cologne compliment that risked it all and Andrew Garfield getting drunk in a Spider-Man suit. There’s Daniel Craig’s very bad martini, Mark Zuckerberg buying half a neighbourhood and why pre-question small talk should be banned forever. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh drops an accidental F-bomb, earning the pod its first explicit tag. Ned finds his spirit animal, Josh resembles the new James Bond and the boys revisit the Harry Styles spitting saga. Plus, they rank embarrassing moments, explain why cats are living longer and Christopher Columbus (the director) roasts the Harry Potter reboot. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...

In today’s episode, Ned and Josh cover unrealistic arm expectations in T-shirts, skiing wipeouts at 40km/h, and the bizarre logistics of presidential bathroom security. They also debate vertical burials, dissect a public “I pray this kind of love never finds me” moment, and question just how often Bailey Smith can flog a sauna. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa...

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagement takes centre stage as we unpack whether this is the new royal wedding, ask why Dr Chris Brown is still selling himself as a vet and debate if double yolk eggs should be the new normal. There’s parenting confessions, tech confusion, and a very heated Sega Dreamcast vs PlayStation moment. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...

Nude cruise rules, Pokémon card addiction, school assembly power plays, and a stye that just won’t quit. Plus: goodbye one-upmanship, weirdness ratings, and adult ski lesson regrets. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Glass-bottom pools, $90 baby shoes, and a Snapchat fail for the ages. Ned’s car gets louder when it revs, Josh suspects a listener might be laundering money and Game Boys get the farewell they deserve. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Presidential loopholes, a Book Week power trip and a Mission Impossible stunt that’ll haunt your dreams. There’s styes, submarines, and suspicions that life might just be the Truman Show. Plus, could The Ned and Josh Working Week become Australia’s next big workplace revolution? nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The tale of a chicken named Pearl who is under attack and a chaotic gift exchange kicks off. Ned plays the worst-sounding board game ever made and someone might’ve gotten a neck tattoo. It’s sweat patches, fireworks, and a sibling crime ring. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh tries to enjoy a quiet moment at the dog park but keeps getting ambushed by chatty strangers. Ned rages about CC’s releasing a corn chip that tastes like… a corn chip. There's also public toilet philosophy, paternity leave plans gone rogue, and a strong case for never throwing out your favourite boardies. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A sound game with a dumb name, a productivity summit we weren’t invited to, and a postal worker who deserves to be Prime Minister. There’s nose pimple trauma, fake mouse movement hacks, and some very questionable dictionary additions. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A passive-aggressive TikTok moment, a Skrillex fact that might save your summer, and a wedding you definitely weren’t invited to. There’s mosquito psyops, porky pig revelations, and Scooby Snack snack-sharing etiquette. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A gymnastic franchise mystery, a Snoop Dogg double standard, and Taylor Swift's tracklist under the microscope. There’s dad hypocrisy, improvised movie quotes we don’t believe, and a deep dive into the phrase “of course.” Plus: hacking accusations from under-13s and the pain of declined EFTPOS. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A naked backyard sunbather takes on Google, an old man divorces his wife for an AI, and Shaggy’s lyrics remain impossible. There’s lawsuits, cheese boards, and a morning tea that almost made us quit our jobs. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A petty group chat gripe, a frozen baseball legend, and a truly cursed orange. There’s post-apocalyptic pet theories and a deep dive into the disturbing truth behind Snakes Alive flavour betrayal. Plus, Josh finds the pettiest reason to be annoyed in a relationship and Ned might’ve found the smartest scratchie player of all time. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...