The Ned & Josh Podcast

A brand new studio, a wild halftime show prediction, and a controversial Danish zoo policy. There’s AFL Grand Final chat, Bond movie debate, and the world’s chilliest school initiative. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A bald gremlin, a nationwide casting call, and the great brain rot debate. We’re talking Bermuda Triangle scepticism, QR code conspiracy theories, and arguing over which golden retriever could actually pull off being Air Bud. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A ChatGPT-inspired routine is already driving us mad, a junior footy team finally sings the victory song, and a stranger insists Ned has “swimmer’s shoulders.” There’s baffling transplant talk, an argument over which facial hair would suit Josh, and a blow-by-blow takedown of Ned's family’s truly cursed voicemail greetings. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...

On this week’s final episode Josh uncovers a devastating truth about the tawny frogmouth owl, Ned pitches chaotic upgrades to the Tour de France (think Mario Kart meets Lycra), and the boys try to top Oscar Wilde’s last words with their own final one-liners. Plus, they debate robotic rabbits and snakes, reminisce about school house colours, and share stories of human-sounding dog burps. nedandjosh...

Josh discovers a new food for the first time at 34 and Ned’s not letting it slide. We dive into picky eating, noisy neighbour dramas, and growing up with retro TV like Thunderbirds and Mr. Ed. There’s chat about childhood superhero fantasies, Dragon Ball Z, and kids getting lost in YouTube rabbit holes. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today the boys go from moon-landing metaphors to conditioner-induced drama, recalling the very specific moments people kind of insulted them into completely changing their lives. Josh gets completely “snookered” by a car repair shop, Ned debates whether he'd rather lose a billion in Bitcoin or eat one in pizza. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this episode trivia night hits the pod, Josh defends his awkward car key retrieval technique, and Ned unveils his solution. Plus, Michael drops in for opinions, ChatGPT gets too familiar, lyrical battleships ends in a shocking victory, and the boys debate what not to show aliens. Planet Earth backfires, Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes gets us in strife and Josh ends up in a losing argument ov...

Ned and Josh brainstorm a home‑cooked meal app, debate who the coolest people in the world are (spoiler: anti‑poachers make the list), share bank mishaps, and Josh reveals the one risky job he’s been given for his new house build. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys wrap up the week the only way they know how, with yet more merch chat, a few too many tangents, and Michael dropping by for ‘He Said, Who Said’. There’s a rant about Bunnings going way, way too all-in on Bluey, some unexpected Aussie music confessions, and a deep dive into why Space Jam hoodies for kids might actually just be for millennial parents. Plus, a little hope (and scepticism) fo...

Josh is racing through the show because his house is literally being demolished mid‑recording. The guys unpack the government’s talk of banning YouTube for kids under 16, return to Autofill Bingo for some chaotic “beach” guesses, and debate Australia’s Hottest 100 list. Plus, they revisit Josh’s weird meerkat gnome phase while talking about Bunnings’ viral Bluey gnomes and why “real‑world merch” i...

Josh rants about handing over a $1,000 hold that “just pickles him,” the boys test trivia knowledge with Bob Sinclar’s Rock This Party, and Pantress Court returns to rule on life’s little hacks, including the “fresh fries” trick. There’s talk of snake‑biting toddlers in India, aliens deciding whether humanity is worth saving, and the never‑ending reminders for a very fancy haircut. nedandjosh.com...

Ned and Josh dive into a wildly unpredictable Tuesday episode. From unveiling their ‘platinum range’ merch to debating Harry Styles’ surprising new business venture. They swap stories about subtlety (or lack of it), the brutal honesty of kids, soup‑of‑the‑day mischief, and the chaos of missing weddings for the strangest reasons, including seagull attacks. The boys also unpack Tesla buyer’s remorse...

Ned and Josh mark their 316th episode with a nod to Stone Cold Steve Austin, beers and all. They swap stories about awkward adult friendships, school pickup drama, and Josh unsending a meme for meme gatekeeping reasons. Plus, the boys tackle the two fears we’re all born with, getting tricked online, and a fake Bill Clinton and Tony Blair call Ned thought was real. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. S...

In this episode, Ned and Josh plan a celebration, beers included. Josh admits he was wrong and embraces his new life as a drive-thru tech convert, while Ned shares an experience that turned him off for good. The boys test each other on topics they secretly loathe, from Lord of the Rings to WWE. Plus, they unpack Obama’s ketchup take, brainstorm evolutionary livers, and tease their classiest merch...

In today’s episode, Ned and Josh spiral from haunted houses and energy ratings to foldable iPhones and feline PhDs. Josh has an existential crisis watching Anchorman 2, while Ned debates dressage, dead people’s wishes, and why ghosts don't seem to haunt modern homes. Plus, a round of Lyrical Battleships leads to a showdown. And they remember the wild legacy of Ozzy Osbourne. Heavy metal icon, real...

Josh tries to break up with his nasal spray addiction, Ned gets spotted in public, and both spiral into a conspiracy about Australia’s booming circus scene. There’s drive-thru drama, tattoo temptation, an unplayable game called “Were They Frank?”, and a shock defence of flu-ridden ostriches by none other than RFK Jr. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh gets sick at the snow and blames glove loss, Sir Rage erupts after being mistaken for an old man by teens, and the Coldplay kiss cam scandal goes from viral to dead in record time. Plus, the boys debate who’s truly lived “the good life,” roast their Spotify-assigned Superman characters, and unpack the emotional chaos of being corrected by an 11-year-old over breakfast spreads. From Nutella po...

In this special bonus episode, Aussie music legend Illy joins the boys ahead of his massive 27-date The Good-er Life regional tour. From post-Tokyo tour prep and gym routines to the realities of life on the road, Illy shares what it takes to stay inspired, avoid burnout, and keep evolving as an artist. It’s a chat about creative risk-taking, cross-genre experimentation, and why live shows are stil...

A snowy setting leads to a polar bear threat, a gross public foot massage and a philosophical debate about which animals have never met. Plus, Josh defends his skiing honour while Ned tries to stay unimpressed, and both of them question what friendship even is anymore. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A snake sneaks onto a flight and suddenly it’s time to revisit Snakes on a Plane, but how far-fetched is that film, really? Josh is podcasting from the snow with tales of learning to ski and the surprising power of watching someone cooler than you. Meanwhile, Ned’s in Canberra getting disproportionately worked up about cats domesticating themselves. There's also Lyrical Battleship with two very di...

When airlines lose your luggage, there's only one man to call... Ned. In this episode, the boys unpack a ski school report, debate whether eating chips while driving is actually illegal, and discover the surprising effectiveness of bird lasers. Plus, a passionate plea to preserve Australia’s national anthem (aka “Untouched” by The Veronicas). nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

Josh has a snowy near-death experience, Ned investigates gambling with Uno, and chimpanzees start a fashion trend that gets wildly out of hand. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ned confronts Josh’s acting skills with an improvised Arnie-style zinger challenge, leading to some truly questionable one-liners. The boys also dive into Bieber’s surprise album drop and the strange nostalgia sparked by a very familiar-sounding track. Plus, Josh reckons he's ready for a lifestyle change... much to Ned’s disbelief. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...

Ned and Josh dive into the logic of The Fast and Furious franchise before reflecting on free Maccas, failed dog hunts, and forgotten cultural icons like Mr Squiggle and Zyzz. It’s nostalgia, nonsense and near religious milkshake generosity all in one very Australian podcast episode. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Josh has a crisis after discovering a deeply unsettling fact about the new Superman. Ned sees a tumbleweed in Canberra and begins to unravel. It’s an episode full of movie chat, musical guilty pleasures, and deeply unqualified rulings. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.