The Ned & Josh Podcast

A pronunciation fight over Sade spirals into full-blown chaos, Michael destroys Josh’s stepsons in Crash Team Racing and a drive-thru rant becomes a bold pitch for fast food reform. Plus, the boys react to podcasts being eligible for a Golden Globe and wonder… do kids even care about treehouses anymore?

Halloween drama, adult yelling etiquette and Josh’s full-blown nose-pick caught on camera. Also featuring stealthy voice note sabotage, the Dodgers win again and Canberra proves it's too scenic for private moments.

It’s costumes on, judgement high and the return of a fan-favourite game maybe coming soon. Ned’s dressed like a walking skeleton, Josh is a discount Batman and the boys are dragging Michael into Halloween whether he likes it or not. Clowns, Stephen King and a real fear of whales? Happy Halloween.

It's the pod before Halloween and Ned’s ready to TP houses while Josh just wants to supervise like a responsible stepdad. There’s costume confusion, accent-offending small talk and a deep dive into whether $7 parking is worth a $140 fine. A festive mess.

A gala night goes off the rails when Josh accidentally declares his hygiene routine in front of the wrong crowd. Meanwhile, Ned gets philosophical about owning a bowling ball. Plus, roasted at the supermarket and getting philosophical about broken down tow-trucks.

Ever avoided plans with your mates by blaming your bank account? Ned did and then all hell broke loose. There’s passive-aggression, PlayStation purchases and a full-blown Frankenstein feud. An episode fuelled by honesty, rage and light-up gaming accessories.

It’s spooky week, but the scariest thing here is Josh’s Uber Eats history. The boys unpack the new Harry Potter TV show casting, Australianisms that feel fake and the eternal quest for a comfy car seat. There’s merch news, bread roll confessions and tales of misfired travel advice.

End-of-year slideshow fatigue, KFC name drama and major Ned & Josh living arrangement news. Discover why the return of wired headphones is driving Josh mad and hear the slow descent into chaos as things officially get different.

A new health obsession, a poop-tracking app and a surprise cologne phase. Josh gets obsessed with wearable tech, and Ned reveals his WWE-level dog wrestling tactics. There's open-home story involving cereal and 20 strangers. It’s a ride through personal reinvention, property madness and canine grappling.

An 11-year friendship tested by memory failure and gift-giving etiquette. A heated battle over whether air conditioning or beds are humanity’s greatest achievement. Plus, unsolicited Wicked trivia, squeaky shoes on trial and a moustache that should’ve stayed dead.

Ned and Josh dive into Halloween madness, debate the invention of ice and take a few shots at Adelaide while hyping up Perth. There’s dad energy, pokie machine confusion, true crime podcast fatigue and Josh nearly gets fooled into mourning Dick Van Dyke.

We return from a well-timed break (yes, Josh is alive) and dive headfirst into everything from racehorse ownership and algorithm manipulation to unexpected bees and grandparent nicknames. Ned pitches Josh a bold new Soprano related fashion era and we unravel the great mystery of why Hamish Blake was at the Murrumbateman Field Days. There’s talk of family chaos, minor gambling problems and the exac...

Ned adopts a goldfish with a wild survival story, Josh gets caught in a workplace phishing scam and the guys uncover the oddly satisfying world of a German reality show where contestants cut things perfectly in half. There’s movie trivia, four-day weekend debates and the official launch of the rank of “General Business.”

A very mean squirrel and a long-overdue Simpsons funeral. There’s spooky season excitement, existential timekeeping and a surprising amount of duck chat. Plus, Wiki Who makes a comeback... thanks a lot, Carolyn.

Hijacking the pod for a very important listener, plus a debate about dog anatomy that spirals into existential territory. There’s sticker-based reputational damage, a moment of partner betrayal involving tomato sauce and the musical habit that nearly ended a marriage. Also, mystery CD tracks, wizard game hypocrisy and the lingering pain of feeling clever but sounding dumb.

Slam Pro Wrestling chaos, banking rage and a cobra-fuelled night terror all feature in this Monday edition. Recounts of being put through a table, nearly missing out on McDonald's thanks to late-night maintenance,= and screaming like a chicken. Plus the Australia Zoo zookeeper theory, Snoop Dogg’s “motorhome scandal” and a possible Hawk Tuah airport sighting.

A villain in the ring, a dad in the carpool lane and a fire marshal on the mic... Josh is wearing a lot of hats this week. Plus dog name rankings, Ned’s questionable impressions get dissected and a deep dive into forgotten podcast games including Confession Sandwich and Inventor or Invented. nedandjosh.com

A mystery glass in a pub trough sparks a hospitality horror story you’ll never unhear. We unpack baby shower games, nose ring ambition and Emma Watson’s distaste for press tours. There’s vintage footy merch, limos you’re apparently using wrong and a WrestleMania tantrum that still stings. nedandjosh.com

A fake name for Harry Styles, a $30 wind-up toy and the eternal fight for who gets to wear black. There’s roadwork chaos, Pedro Pascal gets rebranded and a hot take on age guesses that’s either flattering or offensive. Plus: DiDi vs Uber, Michael skips the gym for an airport run and the clean-shaven return of pre-COVID Ned. nedandjosh.com

Josh grapples with iPhone envy, Ned questions his negotiating skills over a $40 ET figurine and together they deep dive into the wild world of celebrity backstage riders—featuring Frank Sinatra’s soup obsession. Plus, an unexpected obsession with Rumun, the AFL’s Tasmanian devil mascot, gets unpacked and Ned questions the wisdom of putting him in charge of training new staff. There’s an a surprisi...

Locked out, hungover and still hitting record. We recount a chaotic midnight return home featuring lost keys, barking golden retrievers and a very creative wake-up call. Ned and Josh go head-to-head in a new round of Lyrical Battleships, featuring confusion over Kelly Clarkson and a valiant but failed attempt to guess. Plus Ned defends wearing a softball jersey with his own name on it and the boys...

What do a rogue weasel, mid-air gnocchi and the Hadron Collider have in common? Apparently, the end of the world as we knew it. We dive into the chaos of 2016, question whether we’re living in a broken timeline and unpack the most unhinged plane passenger behaviour yet. Josh ditches Snapchat, Ned unveils a wildly specific iMessage background, a cave experiment rewires human sleep and Mr Beast cops...

Does a trip to Downton Abbey make Josh the youngest person in the cinema, a World Rock Skimming Championship is rocked by scandal and we uncover the true limits of borrowing between mates. Plus: Ned kicks his car, a human washing machine leaves us with hygiene questions and Cosmo is traumatised after being accidentally insulted. nedandjosh.com

A bear eats himself into a honey ice cream coma, Josh uncovers a wild iOS 26 conspiracy involving the CIA and Ned considers a 100-year time capsule film that requires full frontal nudity. There's alien talk (E.T., Signs, Marvin the Martian), Friends trivia fails (Shandler? Dross?) and the great LaBuBu vs LaFuFu toy scandal. Plus: Reese’s Pieces nostalgia, Charlie the Unicorn brainrot and the momen...

Demands for a specific KitKat at a servo, Ned reflects on being bitten on the sack by a dog and Ned accidentally invents The Pickle Game. There’s a full breakdown of dad-ified band names, a passionate defence of Samwise Gamgee and a heated debate about whether wizards should walk. Josh finally admits that his fashion North Star turns out to be Andy Lee. Plus: scary movie dilemmas, middle-of-the-da...