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Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Check out Effin' Cultured here , or wherever you find podcasts Guess What!? Harrison Ford Done With Indiana Jones Champagne of Beers be lyin' in Europe Rodgers to the Jets Netflix done with mail out DVD's Top Grossing Tours Of All Time Even Weirder... Boston's First SatanCon Sasquatch Sanctuary City Announced Space Restaurant...

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Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What? The Croc King is loose in CT Shrek 5 is happening? Were we waiting on this? Spicy Spaghetti HOOOOES This popping man is a demon form hell Parent rules from people not fit for society Even Weirder Check Out This Guy's Mustache Flex Subway and the UK have teamed up for abomination Snakes on a plane and Mike's dream flight Bio...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Check out Mark's Podcast Digital Dissection ! Guess What Jeremy Renner broke everything Cyberstalking taken to the next level People lie on a survey about physical preferences Heinz has its own tattoo ink color now for trash people Culver's New PB&J burger Even Weirder World's Widest Wig Mammoth Meatballs Florida Man Has a Stra...

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Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What!? NASA can deflect asteroids and they don't even need Aerosmith anymore Chris Rock Slaps Back Ford definitely NOT making Self Driving Vehicles Tom Brady to be roasted? We let the little things get to us. Here's a list Even Weirder... Sugar Daddy Day in Boca Man has Spiritual Mummy Girlfriend (with a twist) This lady REALLY lo...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What? 4 people are mad at Rihanna's show Aaron Rodgers making decisions in darkness Mike does play by play Mark out here breaking records Oscars Crisis Team Meth Gator in production Are these things turn ons? Even Weirder Chinese long distance kissing device Bezos and Gates going all in on mind control chips Woman predicts hell for 202...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What!? Men are getting alarmingly big according to BIG SCIENCE Facebook and Insta are jumping on the bandwagon where you pay to be legitimate. There's an app to tell you if you're have a bad first date if you have trouble processing things like "Being Uncomfortable." Also we coin a new phrase. Zack shows us the new cocai...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. GUESS WHAT! Red Light, Green Light, WHITE LIGHT! China Has Drug Sniffing Squirrels Now! Robots Making A Break For It In A Grocery Store! If Laxitives Don't Work, Try This Colon Vibrator! A Cat In Your Dating Profile Pic Will Attract More Cat AMC To Make Movies Even Less Attractive To Drive Up Revenue Even Weirder! A Piece of the Sun Broke Of...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. GUESS WHAT!? Canada is bad at back up plans. Netflix is cracking down on passwords AGAIN! The Monday After the Super Bowl Should Be A Holiday!...? Woman Assaults Boyfriend With A Questionably Stated Chicken! DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK! IT'S A LIE BY BIG SCIENCE TO SLANDER BIGFOOT! EVEN WEIRDER! Sephiroth's Grave Found In Japan! Tamagotchi&a...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. We're back! Mike, Jer, and their stern father figure Zack host another by the numbers episode where nothing goes off the rails and everyone is focused. They talk about this s--t: Guess What Anthropomorphic candies are too polarizing to exist Money to hate your spouse while making furniture Become BEAN BAG Japanese security vacuum The "&...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. It's the best kind of episode--one that is a total and irredeemable mess!  Guess What Local woman with extremely honest hips has jam stolen! This fireball isn't alcoholic enough! Pizza Hut makes world's largest pizza on the f***in' floor Renner update! Driving pet peeves! Even Weirder Spider-lamp does everything a spider can (...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. The boys are back in town, and they've brought Matt and Eric from You Didn't Ask For This back! For a FULL episode this time! Here's a BIG LIST of what we talked about. WHY EVEN LISTEN?? Guess What The secret to what makes Mike and Zack bald Sierra Mist is dead. Long live Sierra Mist! Lose weight faster by walking like an a**hole!...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Oooo Mama Mia we cooka da new episode! Oh, paisan! Passah da parmesano! Why am I doing this? Anyway, here's what we talk about: Guess What Damar Hamlin is awake! ...So is Jeremy Renner! Vince McMahon is back Dave Bautista is sick of playing Drax the Destroyer Aw Shucks, James Cameron made another 2 billion bucks... A toy remote tells toddler...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. The boys are back with a full episode FINALLY.  Here's some of the stuff they get into: Guess What Thief quotes Office Space as inspiration Jeremy Renner runs himself over with a snow plow Benedict Cumberbatch owes people for having sh*tty ancestors A terrible list of supposedly "great" movies A terrible list of supposedly "gr...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. New Year and unfortunately same us! We need a break so no full episode this week, but here's a short wrap up of this year's last funny, weird, and somewhat terrifying news. And also our New Year's resolutions! Zack is called The Milk Man now! He loves it! The news we talk about: Walls that fight back against pee! Monks find enlight...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike, Zack, and Jer are joined by long departed Neatcast host Mark aka Sports Daddy! And Mark is seemingly here for the sole purpose of making Mike EXTREMELY A N G E R Y. When he's done, Jer and Zack round us off with a couple quick rants of their own! Okay, we're done. You may eat Christmas dinner now. It's Christmas Day! Why not...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike, Jer, and Zack are joined by Griff, Bobby, and Rick from Effin Cultured ! Rick rants about pushy bell ringers, and Griff takes a deep dive into the confusing lyrics of 12 Days of Christmas. And Bobby...provides Netflix tech support. You can't tell but the "E" for "Explicit" next to this episode is BOLD and Italicized...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by Leo from Voluntary Input , who, despite being the nicest guy ever, also turns out to be the BIGGEST SCROOGE?? He hates Christmas cards! He hates the Trans-Siberian Orchestra! Wowza. Send all hate mail to our email address: benedictxvi@vatican.va Wanna donate to a charity this year? SURE YA DO! Beacon for Change! Childr...