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Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Jer and Mike are joined by Garret from the Evertrending Story podcast! Garret tells his rants in a delightful Seussian rhyme scheme, and introduces us to the worst Christmas song of all time. Then, Mike tells a new Christmas classic about the first elf to ever become a paranormal investigator. The story makes Jeremy cry! With joy! You know what w...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Jer, Mike, and Zack are joined by Jay and Kay from F**k My Work Life ! Kay rants about the little things that make us rip our hair out when streaming TV, and Jay rants about how he hates old people and children! ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER-- Why not F**k your wallet while you're f**king your work life? Give some money away! Bea...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. After years of peace talks, Neatcast finally has a face to face to face meeting with the boys of Chatsmash ! Those little British scamps rant about...everything. Seriously. There is nothing left for anyone to rant about and we have five days left. YOU CAN NEVER TRUST THE ENGLISH. Got some extra quid laying around? Why not donate to our favorite c...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Jer, Zack, and Mike are joined by Nicole and Tessa from Doom Generation ! The Doom ladies rant about the weird gatekeeping around what IS and ISN'T a Christmas movie. I say Wolf of Wallstreet is a Christmas movie. Not in the podcast, I say that right here and right here only. Who's gonna stop me? YOU?! Donate some money ya filthy animal...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Jer and Mike are joined by Tim, Chris, and Nate from Against all Oddities again! This time, Chris rants about how Hollywood can't be trusted with big fantasy franchises. Then Nate hates on Panda Express. Hating both pandas and Hollywood is a Christmas tradition! Hey SCROOGE, why not donate some of your incredible fortune to some charities? B...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Jeremy and Mike are joined by Tim, Chris, and eventually Nate from Against All Oddities ! In an absolutely galaxy brained rant, Tim rants about the pointlessness of consensus reality...and also about how it sucks that we have to poop after we eat! Do you like charities? Well it's Christmas soon, so why not donate to a couple? Beacon for Chan...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. We ain't got no guests for this rant, so Zack and Jeremy listen to Mike rant about public restrooms, only to discover he is, in fact, history's greatest villain. WILL HE BE VISITED BY THE GHOSTS OF POOPMAS PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE? Only time will tell. It's Christmas, so why not donate to a charity? Beacon for Change! Children&apo...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Zack, Jeremy, and Mike are joined by Matt and Eric from the You Didn't Ask For This podcast to rant about the horrors of a white elephant gift exchange! Don't know what that is? Well STEP ON IN AND GET LEARNDED. Then join us in the hate! Christmas is all about hate! #ScroogeWasRight Since it's the holiday season, why not donate to...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Kory from The World is My Burrito podcast joins Mike and Zack to rant about how physical media has no place in the world anymore. Stupid YOUNG PEOPLE with their YEEZYS and their Apple I-TELEPHONES! Hey, it's Christmas, so why not donate to some of our favorite charities? Beacon for change! Children's Auction!

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. I did an oopsie-poopsie and effed up the audio on my first edit of this, but this version is fixed now. You may have noticed if you listened already that Mike's voice track went out of sync with everyone else's in the first segment. Not anymore BUCKO. Anyway, here are the notes: GUESS WHAT?! Pop Tart Ginger Bread House Building Contest...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What!? Pop Tart Ginger Bread House Building Contest Figgy Pudding Spam Coors Light Nail Polish Chris Hemsworth Taking A Break Shaq Thinks There's More Than One Moon Thanksgiving : One Must Go Even Weirder... Cake In A Can Vending Machine Ancient Fish Bones Move Cooking Timeline WAY Back Weird Sound In Brooklyn Man Smokes The Competitio...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What Hellraiser Cube Sold as Sensory Toy For Kids At Walmart Emotional Support Bear...Man Slap Competition Coming To Primetime Toy Hall Of Fame Inductees Best Thanksgiving Movies Even Weirder Oldest Sentence in the World on a Comb First Artificial Blood Gone to Testing (MORBIUS RULES) McDonalds Gaming Chair Woman Honors Boyfriend in a Uniqu...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What Pikachu has had enough in Indiana Planet Killer Asteroid Swearing is useful, study finds Miller Light Tree Stand Goop is still wild, y'all And a sweet users manual Even Weirder... Bicycle Hearse We're gonna be deformed in the future guys Python Eats Grandma Paintball Wolves Leeches as pets? Weird Mental Diseases Beacon For Ch...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. GUESS WHAT!? Kanye Go Fund Me Elon Musk Assures Advertisers Friday the 13th Prequel Which Cities Do You Want to Be in For A zombie Apocalypse Gisele Explains Split From Football Jesus Subway Has A Terrible Advertising Plan EVEN WEIRDER... Candy Trail Sends Seven To Jail Don't Eat Live Crabs Horse Sneakers Dead Pet Rug Elephant Demon Cats of...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Specter Moose! Sam Harris - Pig Man! Mercy Brown - A Real Vampire? Melon Heads Disco Demon Romanian Lizard Men Mike has Urban Legends! Big Shout Out to Against All Oddities for helping make this episode great. If you have checked out their show HERE , you're living wrong. Happy Halloween everyone! Beacon For Change Donate About Beacon For Ch...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Zack and Mike are joined by Kory from The World is My Burrito ! Guess What?! Bush Light releases beer for doggos Fruit cake flavored Mountain Dew This year's popular Halloween costumes Harrison Ford maybe/possibly comes to the MCU! Terrifier 2 makes audience members throw up Getting Weirder... Meth pumpkins! HAPPY HALLOWEEEEN Politician star...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Special guest Eric D'errico joins us from Effin' Cultured ! Here's all the junk we talk about: GUESS WHAT?! Stevie Wonder/Coolio Conspiracy Community Gets a Movie Special "Break-Up Vacation" Pumpkin Spice Heft Bags Pumpkin Spice Wedding Ring Getting Weirder Alien Abduction Experience Real Life Invisibility Cloak Killer Ho...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can.      We want to thank each and every one of you that have listened, contributed, and gotten us to this point in the show. We love you all. GUESS WHAT!? James Earl Jones is AI now John Cena Sets A World Record Betty White Has Some Stuff For Sale Kanye West Apologizes Pepsi Smores? Mosquito Burgers NASA Dart Successful Rihanna Half Time Show Mascot...

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Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. GUESS WHAT!? What will happen to the Corgis!? The royal bees have been informed Disney's new movie schedule New Dictionary Words Passive Aggressive Phrases Netflix binge model going away? Zodiac Signs and what TV show to watch EVEN WEIRDER... Strange Cloud Over China It's Corn! The kid that is now South Dakota's Corn Ambassador It&...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Kay and Jay from FMWL pod join us this week in a might collaboration! GUESS WHAT!? USB In The Wrong Place Human Aura Cleans The Air Legal Weed Leads To Smoking More Weed Redundant Study Finds So The Got Bored During A Blue Jays Game (NSFW) Stop Airdropping Nudes To Pilots Cocaine Baby Wipe Bust EVEN WEIRDER... Spreadable Coffee Butter? UK Man Fre...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Frozen Selvester Stallone We follow through on the promise made weeks ago to taste test Pumpkin Spice Oreos. We also announce we are releasing on Mondays again! Beacon For Change Donate About Beacon For Change Follow us @theneatcast on TikTok Follow us @neatcastpod on Twitter! Follow us @neatcastpod on Instagram! Follow us @theneatcast on Faceboo...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Have You Heard? Snoopy Loops Trader Joe's Needs A Pumpkin Expert Nick Cannon Stays Bussin Tommy Lee Leaked A Nude Jesse Eisenburg Is Going To Play Prego Sasquatch Detroit Slide Of Death Even Weirder... Tesla Key Embedded In Your Arm Creepy Black Hole Noises Robo Snake Legs Girl Gets Bit By Snake And Bites Back Japan Encourages Its Populace T...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Joined by Erik from all the podcasts! Epik Fails of History Podcasters Assemble Too Young For This Trek Comic Zombie Super Switch Club Erikslader.com Have You Heard? How to Train A Crow Army Even Weirder Dive Bar Ice Cream The Line Skyscraper Upside Down Lightning? Chinese Dragons Real Zombie? Beyond The Whatcha Sasquatch Doc Talk Beacon For Chan...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Have You Heard Man Steals Excavator and Spite Digs Kim and Pete Broke Up Kanye Antics Weird Hollywood Asks Getting Weirder Nose Hair Extensions Man Tastes Words and Has Opinions NASA has a UFO Hunter Taskforce Many Diseases Might Be Cured By Genetically Altered Poop France Wants a Deposit to Climb Their Mountain Zombie Pigs (No, you read that cor...