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Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What!? NASA can deflect asteroids and they don't even need Aerosmith anymore Chris Rock Slaps Back Ford definitely NOT making Self Driving Vehicles Tom Brady to be roasted? We let the little things get to us. Here's a list Even Weirder... Sugar Daddy Day in Boca Man has Spiritual Mummy Girlfriend (with a twist) This lady REALLY lo...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What? 4 people are mad at Rihanna's show Aaron Rodgers making decisions in darkness Mike does play by play Mark out here breaking records Oscars Crisis Team Meth Gator in production Are these things turn ons? Even Weirder Chinese long distance kissing device Bezos and Gates going all in on mind control chips Woman predicts hell for 202...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What!? Men are getting alarmingly big according to BIG SCIENCE Facebook and Insta are jumping on the bandwagon where you pay to be legitimate. There's an app to tell you if you're have a bad first date if you have trouble processing things like "Being Uncomfortable." Also we coin a new phrase. Zack shows us the new cocai...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. GUESS WHAT! Red Light, Green Light, WHITE LIGHT! China Has Drug Sniffing Squirrels Now! Robots Making A Break For It In A Grocery Store! If Laxitives Don't Work, Try This Colon Vibrator! A Cat In Your Dating Profile Pic Will Attract More Cat AMC To Make Movies Even Less Attractive To Drive Up Revenue Even Weirder! A Piece of the Sun Broke Of...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. GUESS WHAT!? Canada is bad at back up plans. Netflix is cracking down on passwords AGAIN! The Monday After the Super Bowl Should Be A Holiday!...? Woman Assaults Boyfriend With A Questionably Stated Chicken! DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK! IT'S A LIE BY BIG SCIENCE TO SLANDER BIGFOOT! EVEN WEIRDER! Sephiroth's Grave Found In Japan! Tamagotchi&a...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. We're back! Mike, Jer, and their stern father figure Zack host another by the numbers episode where nothing goes off the rails and everyone is focused. They talk about this s--t: Guess What Anthropomorphic candies are too polarizing to exist Money to hate your spouse while making furniture Become BEAN BAG Japanese security vacuum The "&...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. It's the best kind of episode--one that is a total and irredeemable mess!  Guess What Local woman with extremely honest hips has jam stolen! This fireball isn't alcoholic enough! Pizza Hut makes world's largest pizza on the f***in' floor Renner update! Driving pet peeves! Even Weirder Spider-lamp does everything a spider can (...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. The boys are back in town, and they've brought Matt and Eric from You Didn't Ask For This back! For a FULL episode this time! Here's a BIG LIST of what we talked about. WHY EVEN LISTEN?? Guess What The secret to what makes Mike and Zack bald Sierra Mist is dead. Long live Sierra Mist! Lose weight faster by walking like an a**hole!...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Oooo Mama Mia we cooka da new episode! Oh, paisan! Passah da parmesano! Why am I doing this? Anyway, here's what we talk about: Guess What Damar Hamlin is awake! ...So is Jeremy Renner! Vince McMahon is back Dave Bautista is sick of playing Drax the Destroyer Aw Shucks, James Cameron made another 2 billion bucks... A toy remote tells toddler...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. The boys are back with a full episode FINALLY.  Here's some of the stuff they get into: Guess What Thief quotes Office Space as inspiration Jeremy Renner runs himself over with a snow plow Benedict Cumberbatch owes people for having sh*tty ancestors A terrible list of supposedly "great" movies A terrible list of supposedly "gr...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. New Year and unfortunately same us! We need a break so no full episode this week, but here's a short wrap up of this year's last funny, weird, and somewhat terrifying news. And also our New Year's resolutions! Zack is called The Milk Man now! He loves it! The news we talk about: Walls that fight back against pee! Monks find enlight...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike, Zack, and Jer are joined by long departed Neatcast host Mark aka Sports Daddy! And Mark is seemingly here for the sole purpose of making Mike EXTREMELY A N G E R Y. When he's done, Jer and Zack round us off with a couple quick rants of their own! Okay, we're done. You may eat Christmas dinner now. It's Christmas Day! Why not...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike, Jer, and Zack are joined by Griff, Bobby, and Rick from Effin Cultured ! Rick rants about pushy bell ringers, and Griff takes a deep dive into the confusing lyrics of 12 Days of Christmas. And Bobby...provides Netflix tech support. You can't tell but the "E" for "Explicit" next to this episode is BOLD and Italicized...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Mike and Zack are joined by Leo from Voluntary Input , who, despite being the nicest guy ever, also turns out to be the BIGGEST SCROOGE?? He hates Christmas cards! He hates the Trans-Siberian Orchestra! Wowza. Send all hate mail to our email address: benedictxvi@vatican.va Wanna donate to a charity this year? SURE YA DO! Beacon for Change! Childr...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Jer and Mike are joined by Garret from the Evertrending Story podcast! Garret tells his rants in a delightful Seussian rhyme scheme, and introduces us to the worst Christmas song of all time. Then, Mike tells a new Christmas classic about the first elf to ever become a paranormal investigator. The story makes Jeremy cry! With joy! You know what w...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Jer, Mike, and Zack are joined by Jay and Kay from F**k My Work Life ! Kay rants about the little things that make us rip our hair out when streaming TV, and Jay rants about how he hates old people and children! ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER-- Why not F**k your wallet while you're f**king your work life? Give some money away! Bea...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. After years of peace talks, Neatcast finally has a face to face to face meeting with the boys of Chatsmash ! Those little British scamps rant about...everything. Seriously. There is nothing left for anyone to rant about and we have five days left. YOU CAN NEVER TRUST THE ENGLISH. Got some extra quid laying around? Why not donate to our favorite c...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Jer, Zack, and Mike are joined by Nicole and Tessa from Doom Generation ! The Doom ladies rant about the weird gatekeeping around what IS and ISN'T a Christmas movie. I say Wolf of Wallstreet is a Christmas movie. Not in the podcast, I say that right here and right here only. Who's gonna stop me? YOU?! Donate some money ya filthy animal...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Jer and Mike are joined by Tim, Chris, and Nate from Against all Oddities again! This time, Chris rants about how Hollywood can't be trusted with big fantasy franchises. Then Nate hates on Panda Express. Hating both pandas and Hollywood is a Christmas tradition! Hey SCROOGE, why not donate some of your incredible fortune to some charities? B...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Jeremy and Mike are joined by Tim, Chris, and eventually Nate from Against All Oddities ! In an absolutely galaxy brained rant, Tim rants about the pointlessness of consensus reality...and also about how it sucks that we have to poop after we eat! Do you like charities? Well it's Christmas soon, so why not donate to a couple? Beacon for Chan...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. We ain't got no guests for this rant, so Zack and Jeremy listen to Mike rant about public restrooms, only to discover he is, in fact, history's greatest villain. WILL HE BE VISITED BY THE GHOSTS OF POOPMAS PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE? Only time will tell. It's Christmas, so why not donate to a charity? Beacon for Change! Children&apo...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Zack, Jeremy, and Mike are joined by Matt and Eric from the You Didn't Ask For This podcast to rant about the horrors of a white elephant gift exchange! Don't know what that is? Well STEP ON IN AND GET LEARNDED. Then join us in the hate! Christmas is all about hate! #ScroogeWasRight Since it's the holiday season, why not donate to...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Kory from The World is My Burrito podcast joins Mike and Zack to rant about how physical media has no place in the world anymore. Stupid YOUNG PEOPLE with their YEEZYS and their Apple I-TELEPHONES! Hey, it's Christmas, so why not donate to some of our favorite charities? Beacon for change! Children's Auction!

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. I did an oopsie-poopsie and effed up the audio on my first edit of this, but this version is fixed now. You may have noticed if you listened already that Mike's voice track went out of sync with everyone else's in the first segment. Not anymore BUCKO. Anyway, here are the notes: GUESS WHAT?! Pop Tart Ginger Bread House Building Contest...

Click Here to Text us. Yes really, you totally can. Guess What!? Pop Tart Ginger Bread House Building Contest Figgy Pudding Spam Coors Light Nail Polish Chris Hemsworth Taking A Break Shaq Thinks There's More Than One Moon Thanksgiving : One Must Go Even Weirder... Cake In A Can Vending Machine Ancient Fish Bones Move Cooking Timeline WAY Back Weird Sound In Brooklyn Man Smokes The Competitio...