The Movie Roulette Podcast

Send us Fan Mail Idle hands are the devil’s playground. So, evil possesses the hand of a lazy teenage stoner, Anton Tobias. What transpires from there is all kinds of wild shit. He kills his parents and his two best friends. Then he gets to bang Molly, his hot neighbor. But the catch is that his two best friends come back from the dead and have to help him find a way to defeat the evil, or his han...

Send us Fan Mail One time, Shrout, Jason, Andy, and Buddah were riding in Fangboner (the van), making their way to a little sweet shop on the edge of town. They wanted to listen to Peter Cetera, but Buddah forgot his dongle, so they couldn’t hook up to the stereo. They forgave him, because he combed his hair for the occasion. They called Allen to make sure he was checking out episodes of the podca...

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Send us Fan Mail Welcome to The Hungry Gentleman Club! Andy, get off your phone and listen. Everyone else, you’re coel, rill coel. Speaking of Andy, why didn’t the makers of Idle Hands just hire him to do the special effects? After all, he is an expert. Air Supply acapella, The Cranberries acapella, and Shrout still doesn’t know when to quit. Ford Taurus Wagons are badass. Remember the “Smack My B...

Send us Fan Mail Idle hands are the devil’s playground. So, evil possesses the hand of a lazy teenage stoner, Anton Tobias. What transpires from there is all kinds of wild shit. He kills his parents and his two best friends. Then he gets to bang Molly, his hot neighbor. But the catch is that his two best friends come back from the dead and have to help him find a way to defeat the evil, or his han...

Send us Fan Mail Ok, people! We have so much coughing on the mic, I mean, fun topics and conversation, stuffed into this tight little hole! Andy is FINALLY in a good mood! We have dope remixes. Boner talk (Jason and Andy can even make Shrout hard). Hands off the animals? Street justice? This isn’t a hardcore music podcast, is it? Waxing intellectual about windsor knots. Bond, James Bond, Junior. Q...

Send us Fan Mail Hey there, you bunch of shit fuckers! Y’all like to dig holes and watch a bunch of young nut humpers pretend to be hardened criminals, but they’re actually just a bunch of pussies? Have I got the story for you! There’s this kid, Mumble Gums, or something like that, who mistakenly gets blamed for a crime, and has to go to a work camp out in the middle of nowhere, with little govern...

Send us Fan Mail Well, we hope you’re prepared for chaos. This one is ALL. OVER. THE. PLACE. Do as Andy says, not as he does, or he will have an aneurysm. We REFUSE to run! Boy and big brains Brad are the same guy! Jason describing the movie was significantly funnier than the movie itself. Fred is wrong, broccoli rules. Cousin Eddie is hotter than Phoebe Cates?! Are the boys trying to do Christmas...

Send us Fan Mail Hey y’all, it’s our first episode in the new TMRP Studio! We moved to Jason’s house! Here we go! A woman gets dumped by her husband, and loses all sense of reality. Her mom and friends then have to try to keep her from hurting herself. She goes to her mom’s house and sleeps in her childhood bed. Then her childhood imaginary friend returns and destroys her mom’s house (and more). S...

Send us Fan Mail What the hell are Marty McFly’s siblings names again? Courtney Gains was in this movie?! (Came with the frame). Revisiting 1980s aerobic tv shows. What if your mom had a crush on you? What if she was peak 1980s Lea Thompson? Einstein was such a good boy. Leather daddies. Phil Brickma. Glenallen Hill. Chocolate milk makes a pussy brave. Bullshit resin hits. Damn it, Jason, THEY DO...

Send us Fan Mail He was never in time for his classes. He wasn't in time for his dinner. Then one day, he wasn't in his time at all. 17-year-old Marty McFly got home early last night. 30 years early! You know this one, and you probably love it. Join us to discuss an iconic film that is widely regarded as one of the greatest of all time… Back To The Future! And what makes this episode eve...

Send us Fan Mail Hey little lizards! No one ever throws birthday parties for Shrout. Why doesn’t anyone like him? Watch out for burrow worms, Shrout! Remember Bobby Brown dropping his bag of booger sugar on the stage during his performance at the 1990 VMAs? What do you do when you know the salad bar is tainted? Is Daniel Larusso the bad guy? Who knew Mr. Miyagi was a Parrothead?! Never ending soda...

Send us Fan Mail It’s our 50th movie, friends! And we have a HUGE one for you! This is a movie about more than just karate. This is an amazing story about the bond between a teenage boy and a man from Okinawa. Shrout had a really cool idea for the intro to this episode, and since Jason and Andy can’t read, they botched it. That’s ok, we used it anyway! Get your freshly kicked asses over here and j...

Send us Fan Mail Ok friends, show me yo bootyhole! Mohawks are lame, especially on kids. Andy and his girlfriend huff farts out of brown paper bags. Speaking of Andy, turn your phone sounds off during recording, asshole. Y’all ‘member the TMNT Coming Out Of Their Shells Tour? We discuss peeing in the water. Lakes, pools, it doesn’t matter. Ok, I have to go make a sissy… Support the show Follow Us...

Send us Fan Mail HAAYYYY. Ok, here’s the deal… Adam Sandler basically made a movie about him hanging out with his friends. It’s a great cast. Is there a plot? Is there any actual writing? Is it fun? Is it funny? Only one way to find out! Grab yourself an order of bunion rings and some maize, and join us as we discuss Grown Ups! Support the show Follow Us Everywhere and Anywhere You Do You Social M...

Send us Fan Mail HELLO? THIS IS THE GRANDMOTHER. Imagine this; Jason standing alone in the middle of a casino, laughing his ass off. You’re staring at that wall, aren’t ya? What would it be like to hang out with Jeremy Piven? Role reversal conundrums. Andy’s shot comes out of his nose. Ska punk. Uncovering the racism in Blank Check. Solving the mystery of whether or not Bud Bundy was in this movie...

Send us Fan Mail Hey guys, let me tell ya about this adorable little boy who is given a blank check and commits identity theft and bank fraud to buy all the 90s things and a castle. But the real hero of the story is Shay, who is just trying to get to know our cute little boy a little betta. She goes on a date with him, and kisses him, and plays in a fountain with him, getting all wet. Hmmmmmmm. Wi...

Send us Fan Mail This Fruitopia finds the boys channeling Tara Reid. Trumpets in asses. Should you always hang around for the morning sex? Heather and her sevenhead. Andy has a bone to pick with clunkiness. Speaking of Andy, someone please take the goddamn soundboard away from him. Kathy Bates is sexy. Filming location nerdery hour with Shrout (again). We don’t even know what’s happening here. We...

Send us Fan Mail Aaaannnnd we have our first sequel! The TMRP boys follow the East Great Falls boys (and girls) all the way to college and then to a summer beach house at Lake Michigan. The whole gang is there, with plenty of familiar tropes and all of the laughs. And you know your favorite podcast hosts will bring plenty of the LOLs. So, join us while we discuss American Pie 2! Oh, we had to brin...

Send us Fan Mail It’s a brand new episode! (It’s a ‘96!). Is it possible to look tough while drinking from a straw? When did they start showing gigantic dicks in movies? (We’re on dick patrol again!). Speaking of dicks, Shrout hates Axl Rose. Andy is PISSED about some tire screeches. Jason debunks with facts. The boys have a cat fight regarding the 80s Sunset Strip hair metal scene. In other news,...

Send us Fan Mail GIRL GOES SHOPPING. GIRL BREAKS UP WITH BOYFRIEND. GIRL MEETS NEW BOYFRIEND. GIRL BREAKS UP WITH NEW BOYFRIEND. GIRL GETS BACK WITH OLD BOYFRIEND. GIRL BREAKS UP WITH OLD BOYFRIEND AND GETS BACK WITH NEW BOYFRIEND, RIDES IN LIMO. It would be soooo tubular if you joined us as we discuss Valley Girl! Starring Nicolas Cage’s chest hair (KAKAW!), this movie is gonna freak you out, lik...

Send us Fan Mail We’re taking shots upon shots to try to get a buzz going here. Don’t we look just like Burt Reynolds (except for the mustache)? Lots of love for Michael Rooker. Silverchair talk. Hilarious store names. Which band that stayed at Shrout and Andy’s house between 2004 and 2006 stole Andy’s book of DVDs? Would you go dickless for Michael Chiklis? We’re like a jackhammer; in there with...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to season 3 of TMRP! Before we get into the episode, I've got two things to tell you. One: I don't like you. I see you every week in this mall. I don't like you shiftless layabouts. You're one of those loser mallrat kids. You don't come to the mall to shop or work. You hang out all day, act like you live here. Well, I have no respect for people wit...

Send us Fan Mail Happy new year! It’s 2025! Can you even believe that?! We’ve got a special episode for you today. We’re doing a power hour! We do shots of beer every 2 minutes (hey, we’re old, and a power hour is a young man’s game). With each shot, we have to answer a question. We are joined by Tiffany Douglas (aka Jason’s MUCH better half). She wrote the questions, she asks the questions, she k...

Send us Fan Mail Did you guys notice how Andy didn’t hit record on the video? Jason likes to give pieces of shit for gifts. (Put it over there with the others, grease ball!) Oh, can we talk about this elf on a shelf? He is getting WILD. He did blow. He put his dick in a box. He went to a strip club. He gave free mustache rides. He pissed in the lemonade. He shit on the cookies. And he seduced Barb...