The Movie Roulette Podcast

Send us Fan Mail It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Which is to say, Christmas. As in Yule. Yule Log. Not a log, I don't have a log. But I mean, you know, just, if I had a log. Not in the sense that you think I said I did. Ah, good golly! It’s the season finale of season 2 of TMRP, and we are discussing what most would agree is one of, if not THE, greatest Christmas movie of all time,...

Send us Fan Mail This OOC… What a mess. It’s like there’s a bag of human poop on the table right now. Glittery vampire blood is fine, but if they start sparkling in the sun, they’re lame. Comic book nerdery? Really, Andy? Speaking of Andy, he gave himself a Wiest infection during this recording. Jason doesn’t even proofread his script writing?! What kind of podcast is this?! And let’s not forget a...

Send us Fan Mail Sleep all day, party all night, never grow old, never die. It’s fun to be a vampire. This one has it all; Two Coreys, sexy vampires, a sexy Jami Gertz, a sexy sax man, and our first ever perfect rating! Which one of our illustrious hosts rated this a 10?! There’s only one way to find out! Now, drink some of this, followers, be one of us… And join the family as we discuss the sexy,...

Send us Fan Mail We’re taking you on a big adventure with this one! The universe revolves around this podcast. Apparently, we killed the Smash Mouth guy? Buddah ruins Christmas, and we plan BooStock 2024. Setting people up to be racist. Automatic unisex bidet and douche?! If references made you smart, we’d all be PHDeez! Those things are called bindles??? Speaking of Buddah, Hum still tries to pag...

Send us Fan Mail Oh boy, do we have a massive one for you this week! We even posted up in the basement of the Alamo to watch this one. There aren't proper words than can be said about this legendary movie that’ll do it any justice. Our old friend, and prior guest on the pod, Michael Batton (aka Buddah Jones 3000), returns for this episode. So, without further ado, join us as we discuss Pee We...

Send us Fan Mail We wrote a movie! Jason Voorhees was traveling to see Allison’s yabbos. We aren’t sure of the distance. Gary Riley was in the movie, of course. Shrout was LIVID regarding the possibility that we might mix Halloween and Christmas in this movie. Jason got super hungry, like as hungry as four dudes. He had a craving for cow’s milk. He also asked for salt, so someone had to get it fro...

Send us Fan Mail Happy Halloween, friends and enemies! This one is about a Disney movie that talks a whole hell of a lot about virgins, which is really weird. So, there’s this virgin, who hasn’t had sex yet. He meets this girl at school who he is totally into, especially since he’s a virgin that hasn't had sex yet. This virgin takes his sister trick or treating, and runs into the girl that he...

Send us Fan Mail Hey y’all. Mom wants to know if your friends want some grape punch. Andy harnesses Mama Fratelli. Scatman John makes an appearance. Not only does Shrout not like football, he actively HATES it. Maybe it’s a result of the way his mom spoke to him when he was a kid. He really needs to find the safe where his humor lives, and unlock that shit. Dr. Pibb. Chris Farley is, pound for pou...

Send us Fan Mail Whe are The Movie Roulette Podcast, and whe like to party. Whe are the ONLY hwones who party. Whait, whe can’t ALL party. OK, let’s party! Now, on to the episode! Rod whants to be the best stuntman ever. The problem is that he sucks. He also whants to kick his stepfather’s ass to gain his respect. The problem is that his stepfather needs a heart transplant, which is not covered by...

Send us Fan Mail Hey friends and cohorts! What would your secret knock be? Maybe the Firestorm intro?! We have a Yankees rap for your aural enjoyment. Slammy Sosa approves. Falling cameras. Sic balls! Can you believe Andy actually thinks Shrout and Jason can’t read?! He’s the one reading The Body (For Dummies). The funny thing is, he can’t remember names. What a cock knocker. Support the show Foll...

Send us Fan Mail Dick Dreyfuss here! How are ya? Some kids catch wind of a dead kid that was found along the railroad tracks far from town. (The poor bastard got hit by a train while picking blueberries). They decide to journey to the dead body so they can see it. Excitement, craziness, and bonding all happen along the way. Three things before I leave you… 1. You get two for flinching. 2. Chris Ch...

Send us Fan Mail Come on! We’re going on a road trip out west, to Nilbog Valley. Bill Brasky and Ricky Sweats are coming with us. (Wait, who?) Anyway, they have these kid casinos out there, but folks are trying to have them shut down due to the kids getting addicted to candy bars, bubble gum, and licorice. Oh, and maybe for employing underage candy servers. Johnny Love will be performing a set dur...

Send us Fan Mail This week, we’ve got one that may or may not be based on Andy’s childhood experiences. A few kids go on the road trip of their lives, on their way to compete in Video Armageddon, the ultimate video game competition. Along the way, they encounter (and try to escape from) all kinds of characters, from family, to creepy private investigators, to teenage bullies, to the ultimate gamer...

Send us Fan Mail Oh, look! A cute little episode! Ghost In The Corner drops some knowledge. Rag-tag sports movies are 12 for ten cents. Mike Myers! Everybody wanted the guy from Smashmouth to die, didn’t they? Andy tries to wax intellectual about Moby Dick, but he has never even read it. Shrout gets all worked up over sports team locations. Jose Oquendo, Carlos Baerga. Gleeking. Why would you say...

Send us Fan Mail It’s 1989, and the Cleveland Indians suck. The owner dies, leaving the team to his wife, who wants to sink the team and move them to Miami. She attempts to do this by putting together a roster of aging veterans past their prime, unproven rookies, and some other oddball guys who probably shouldn’t be in the bigs. They are terrible at first, but then the rag-tag bunch manages to win...

Send us Fan Mail Allow us to take you to weird places in this little jammer! Hassling bar patrons. Airsoft guns. The “fuck you horseshoe”. Bullets and water. The University Of “Melbun”. Theories on how Kim Cattrall got her part. Best table smashes. A pistol that shoots…jelly. Andy can’t even talk shit without stuttering. Jason tells us a story of the most hilariously terrible and embarrassing fron...

Send us Fan Mail Hey folks, Jack Burton here. I’m just talkin’ to whoever is listenin’ out there. Some crazy shenanigans are afoot in Chinatown. Green eyed girls are being kidnapped. Who’s to blame? Gangs of martial artists, storms in human form, supernatural beings, magic, and even Krang himself is involved! Will our friends make it through all the fights and the weird buildings that seem to hold...

Send us Fan Mail It’s been a while since we’ve been on dick patrol, but rest assured, we are in this one. Boody traps? Booby traps! Ranking Corey Feldman’s work. Ranking Raphael as a ninja turtle. Beta Max? Rare and under-appreciated ice cream flavors. Putting bros in their place. Alice In Chains done acapella. Oh, and LOTS of actual Goonies stuff that didn’t fit in the main episode. We offer vari...

Send us Fan Mail Ok everyone, repeat after me… “I will never betray my Goon Dock friends. We will stick together until the whole world ends. Through heaven, and hell, and nuclear war. Good pals like us, will stick like tar. In the city, or the country, or the forest, or the boonies. I am proudly declared one of the Goonies!” We don’t need to convince you to listen to this one, because it’s a massi...

Send us Fan Mail Hey, Judgy Judgerson! Are you folks bummed when we burp on the mics? There is something seriously wrong with getting picked up at the airport, and then having to drive home. Shonash Ravine. Separating the art and the artist. Smoking that pot in the back of McDonald’s. Don’t even get Shrout started on the Dr Pepper / Pibb Xtra discussion. Kid free is the way to be! The ultimate psy...

Send us Fan Mail Howdy partners! Let me go ahead and tell y’all a little tale about three guys that are your typical rich assholes that have good lives… well, not one of them, he found himself in a little trouble with the Mrs., if ya know what I mean. But anyways, theys done decided to go on a little cattle drive to make themselves feel better or somethin’… you know, the type of shit rich assholes...

Send us Fan Mail This one is all over the place. YEAH. Lots of music talk. Heavy TVs. Brown sugar. Whiskey roulette. Omaha. Semen retention. Rancid. YEAH. Jason gets confused. Shrout is a gatekeeper. Are Andy’s dogs lighting fireworks upstairs? Are they unloading the dishwasher? Whoa. Heaven let your light shine down. Support the show Follow Us Everywhere and Anywhere You Do You Social Medias Stuf...

Send us Fan Mail Hello friends. Nice of you to join us. In this movie, a high school student moves to a town that is located on an island, and befriends a long-haired guy, Powder, and a thoroughly sultry girl (who, in any real high school, would be one of the most popular girls). I apologize. Back to the task at hand. This student falls in with the wrong crowd, and even though the best students in...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to pronunciation station with TMRP! The Problem Child franchise. Colon blow. Barking spiders. Cantaloupe in a courtroom. Sweat pants. Breakaway pants. Gym clothes. Scooter kids with stupid dorky mohawks on their helmets. Rollerblading? Yes, rollerblading. LOL. Support the show Follow Us Everywhere and Anywhere You Do You Social Medias Stuff: Instagram : https://www.instagr...

Send us Fan Mail Guy gets kid. Kid not his. Kid belong to roommate, but roommate not know. McDonald’s breakfast end 10:30. Guy use kid win over women. Guy fall in love with kid. But kid not his. Food delivery guy is friend. He not read. Guy in trouble. Go to court. Good guy win. Listen podcast. We talk movie Big Daddy! Support the show Follow Us Everywhere and Anywhere You Do You Social Medias Stu...