The Movie Patrol

Comedy EN ↓ 208 episodes

Making fun of movies, good and bad. Come join Steve, Dave, Sean and sometimes a guest as we laugh our way through movie nonsense with made up alternate scenes and raw keywords.

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#58 Saw (2004) with Steve, Dave and Sean 09.06.2020 2:17:05

Steve, Dave and Sean chain up and learn about Jigsaw's dating video, Rambo's math problem for freedom, Ed's legendary bathroom story, Cameron Poe visits his old flame, Sammy security snake, a proposal at the motel, Sean's Asian screen burn and tons more.

#57 Taken (2008) with Steve, Dave and Sean 26.05.2020 2:28:59

Steve, Dave and Sean hunt for answers and learn about Bryan searching for Kim, Tommy's electronic bodega commercial, possible brand sponsors, Dave's daring stance against human trafficking and other injustices, Bryan finds a visitor at Lenore's, Bryan negotiates with a hooker, John saves Bryan from choking, Kim gets permission to travel safely, an alternate phone call and so much more.

#56 Back to the Future (1985) with Steve, Dave and Sean 12.05.2020 2:38:06

Steve, Dave and Sean time travel to find out about Doc the groomer, Marty's dinner, Lorraine meets George, Liberation Front of America, Dave's story, Lorraine's constant manhandling, Marvin calls Chuck, VW top gunner and lots more.

#55 I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) with Steve, Dave and Sean 28.04.2020 2:23:16

Steve, Dave and Sean get hooked and learn about the real Croaker Queen pageants, Dave's side game and mural, Julie's dinner talk, Missy gets visitors, Julie's dorm dungeon, Meatballs comparison, tanning bed complaints and much more.

#54 Bloodsport (1988) with Steve, Dave, Sean and Duane 14.04.2020 2:40:52

Steve, Dave, Sean and guest Duane enter the arena and learn about Duane's "fun" facts and his ball admiration, shuttering restaurants, a villager yelling at fighters, Frank's shower, confused training offer, Frank's kumite entry test, coin tricks, strange doctor visit, Sean's reluctant fighter comparison and so much more.

#53 Wanted (2008) with Steve, Dave and Sean 07.04.2020 2:34:30

Steve, Dave and Sean consult the loom and learn about Fox at the pharmacy, Sean defends Angelina, trying to get Wesley's heart rate up, getting a gross ride, buying too much peanut butter, a long sniper shot, Sean paints a tire and lots more.

#52 48 Hours (1982) with Steve, Dave and Sean 31.03.2020 2:00:48

Steve, Dave and Sean bust out and learn about an imaginary friend, Billy Bear's truck, Unit 25 needs help, Tommy's sweater commercial, ambiguous captain, Jack tries phone sex, The Sims gets way too real, Jack gets roofied and so much more.

#51 Executive Decision (1996) with Steve, Dave and Sean 24.03.2020 2:25:21

Steve, Dave and Sean take to the skies and learn about Rambo calling in coordinates, Sean's summary, Travis kills the wrong family and his unlikely aircraft assault plan, John calls the embassy, Jean causes an air marshal mess and he tries to make a deal to hide her mistakes and lots more.

#50 The Tuxedo (2002) with Steve, Dave and Sean 17.03.2020 2:00:15

Steve, Dave and Sean go high tech and learn about Jimmy and Del, drowning Agent Wallace, Dr. Angelo's old patient, Clippy's demo, Pos T Vac stop, Clippy helps plant a bug, Dave's multi-national art gallery, Clippy stuns clams and wants a memento, Simms' camp story and so much more.

#49 Wrong Turn 2 (2007) with Steve, Dave and Sean 10.03.2020 2:01:05

Steve, Dave and Sean head back to the hills to find out about a batch of human stereotypes as prey, hitting a backroads breakdancer, Elena makes her move on Jake, Nina's PLFA recruitment video, Tommy's Mutation Holler Birthing Suites, daddy keeps the Baker Team tattoo a secret and tons more.

#48 The Thing (1982) with Steve, Dave and Sean 03.03.2020 2:00:43

Steve, Dave and Sean get frosty and learn about an ancient parasite, Norwegian pimp enforcers, Blair's little kitchen accident, Dave's flaming dogs, Clippy runs the numbers, Sean's Rambo radio call, Blair's suspicious deliveries and much more.

#47 Blue Streak (1999) with Steve, Dave and Sean 25.02.2020 2:15:34

Steve, Dave and Sean go undercover for the truth about Logan and Malone, overcoming plumpness, secret band practice, Lyndon Johnson dunking basketballs, LaFleur's cop test, Sean's half-eaten Baconators and much more.

#46 Tango & Cash (1989) with Steve, Dave and Sean 18.02.2020 2:21:48

Steve, Dave and Sean chase down answers about drug lords, Ray's Baker Team truck takedown, Dave's sissy beer, Cash's vest change, bathroom interrogations, shower butts, Trevor's prison job interview, Requin's Baker Team Falkland revelation and more.

#45 Kickboxer (1989) with Steve, Dave and Sean 11.02.2020 2:39:09

Steve, Dave and Sean head to Thailand with Kurt and enjoy ancient fighting, Eric's date, Tong Po's demolition shins, Winston's shuttle service, destroying Mylee's store and innocence, Belgian boogie woogie, tank top suspenders, Xian's inquiry, Freddy Li borrows money and tons more.

#44 American Ninja (1985) with Steve, Dave and Sean 04.02.2020 2:51:31

Steve, Dave and Sean embrace the ninja spirit and learn about shadow puppets, Joe's dubious personnel file, a drummer's job interview, Jackson the casual coroner, Black Star's ninja fights, Joe's mangled groin, Hydraulix commercial, campfire talk, fighting with Jackson and so much more.

#43 Universal Soldier (1992) with Steve, Dave and Sean 28.01.2020 2:37:06

Steve, Dave and Sean battle logic in the form of not so secret soldiers, hauling ice in the bush, a porn plumber dam takedown, Dave's choking scenario, lunch at Hank's, Sean's shallow moment, Luc's waste portal and much more.

#42 Beverly Hills Cop (1984) with Steve, Dave and Sean 21.01.2020 2:13:13

Steve, Dave and Sean head to b-e-a-utiful Detroit and Beverly Hills with Axel Foley and discover the prototype captain, discount smoke sales, Ramon visits Victor at the Harrow Club, the Chief goes senile, weird drug dealers and a commercial for the Detroit Tourism Board. Don't miss out.

#41 True Lies (1994) with Steve, Dave and Sean 14.01.2020 2:47:08

Steve, Dave and Sean sneak into the spy world with Harry Tasker and family. We learn about Clippy's ordeal, secret badges, guards behind glass, knock off batteries, an interrogation gone wrong, a test drive with Simon and lots more.

#40 Wrong Turn (2003) with Steve, Dave and Sean 07.01.2020 2:27:30

Steve, Dave and Sean hang with the hill people and learn about coyote truckers, car accident head trauma, Chris' hand strength, Jessie's radio, tree diving, Chris making moves, Sean's inbred bloodline meltdown and more. Don't miss out.

#39 Soldier (1998) with Steve, Dave and Sean 31.12.2019 2:01:20

Steve, Dave and Sean watch Todd go from elite soldier to space garbage and back again. Find out about Todd and Sandra's strange bond, abusing water heaters and Sandra's missing dress, exercise incentives, Todd's relentless questions, belly bubbles, Nathan's note and much more.

#38 Home Alone (1990) with Steve, Dave and Sean 23.12.2019 2:25:26

Steve, Dave and Sean follow Kevin after his parents leave him and he fights the Wet Bandits with nonsense aplenty. Learn about Marley's secret, Mitch Murphy's revelation, abusing Harry and Marv, Kevin's snarky shopping, meeting the Kenosha Kickers, Marley's war stories, keywords and more.

#37 Law Abiding Citizen (2009) with Steve, Dave and Sean 17.12.2019 2:34:46

Steve, Dave and Sean follow Clyde as he seeks justice from Nick, Darby and society. Learn about the landlord theory, Nick's recital hatred, Reggie the absent parent, Darby kidnaps a cop, Clyde's odd arrest and cell mate, the Chester mystery and more.

#36 Big Trouble in Little China (1986) with Steve, Dave and Sean 10.12.2019 2:18:19

Steve, Dave and Sean head to Chinatown with ol' Jack Burton and find out about his side moccasin business, fighting old guys, going undercover, balloon enemies, an indecent proposal, magic, a hidden finger and more.

#35 Final Destination (2000) with Steve, Dave and Sean 03.12.2019 2:10:41

Steve, Dave and Sean get sweaty visions and learn about old teens, a doomed plane, Alex's jealous dad, suspicions at a funeral, ill timed periodical reading, a possibly emancipated love interest, silly deaths abound and much more.

#34 Escape From New York (1981) with Steve, Dave and Sean 26.11.2019 2:23:19

Steve, Dave and Sean track down answers about Snake Plissken, the NLFA hijack lady, prison cities, KC flashbacks, hidden fingers, presidential fitbits, keywords and lots more.