Scott Johnson

The Morning Stream

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The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Author

Scott Johnson

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

frogpants.com

Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

TMS 2863: Derps Per Minute 04.08.2025

Raspberry Buttholes. Shipping George Lucas Overseas. Grandma's soap taste. Even More Ivan-Hoes. Man of Steel, Woman of Tissue. I don't like wasps eeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiither! Hollywood Accounting 101 with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2862: Mass Intoxication Event 31.07.2025

Jeffrey Adolf Epstein. Isn't there a guy who owns the Smithsonian called Smith something? 1000 butts a day. I Didn't Order THCeeeeeeEEEEeeeeeeeeee! Inherently Voluptuous Rabbits. Riki Tiki Toddler. Do elephants have paws? Cause I'd like really wanted to know. Wasn't the head of the Manson Family called Charlie Something? Smoke Pizza Everyday. What's the Matterhorn? It's a bird, It's a plane! It's...

TMS 2860: Vestigial Bone 30.07.2025

He Puts The Franken In The Burger. Makin' Nerdtacular Moves. I Swallow Love Darts. Fresh from the hooter. I don't like a fake Chuck E. Cheeeeeeeeeese! I love the smell of Manticore in the morning. The Lincoln Leap. K-9 Lupus. Get the Popesicle from the Autoclave. I herald your popcorn! Then you shall have no Recommentals, no Tom Merrit and no LT YAR and more on this episode of The Morning Stream....

TMS 2860: Turtle Boobs 29.07.2025

The Three Sides of the Coin. Shoes Stay on, Bra Comes Off. We actually like these BEEEEEEES! I want to pleeeeeeead the fifth. The Lick of Death. Accidental Podcast. Right Up Your Cheese. Giant worm god. Heroes in a bra shell, turtle power. Tested the food, not the sound. RELIGIONS IN SPACE with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...

TMS 2859: Bodega Beetle 24.07.2025

Rotten Tomatoes With A Pinch Of Salt. Millie Madison. You Get NO Mufky, NO Fufky & NO Lt Yar! Dudes care about their bags. Jersey Mike's pregnancy testing and cigar bar. Is That Sabrina Carpenter In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me? She Has the Meats Right Here. Mainstream Stippling. Human Dot Matrix. Eat this book with peace and love. What's in Your Bag? A lot of 4s today. one. Gam...

TMS 2858: Postquels 23.07.2025

Brian Went Dunaway. Going full nostril. I Hate That Fn Key! I Don't Like The Windows Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! Uranus is Hot. Casa Bonita Handoff. Pre Meat. When Ozzy Hocked a Ham. What's Derrel doing these days? You know he's got talent. The Power Of Scroll Lock Repels You! Hey, Aliens! We have weiners! Soupy Doupy Bullshit. Alright Turds! Lord Reginald Octothorp III. Shut Up and Let Tom Talk...

TMS 2857: Thready Mercury 22.07.2025

The Moiré the Merrier. Smell Brian's Hat. Extremity Scrubbing. Taylor-made. Big Money Buttholes. The Ties That Bind, Books. Ain't nobody gonna break a my spine. This book has been Baned. The Lady and the Trampoline. It's Actually Weeeeeeeeeed. The 'head in a dryer' anniversary. WE'RE OUT OF SWEETROLLS! Flask-O-Whiskey Man! I have a crush on Bugs Bunny in drag, don't tell Wendi. Maker Fair stopped...

TMS 2856: Dork pillow 21.07.2025

Scott got a Gamer High Chair. Deet heaters. Juliette Brioche. That's my Donkey Kong pillow. The Balboa bimbo. Roll for Bread. Milky cheese. Steam Curling. FettFan42069. Even Ordering Your Food is a Game. I tried the sex with the Switch. Don't Tell Wendi. You Get NO Superheroes, NO Dinosaurs & NO Lt Yar! The Order of the Drive to Phoenix. Shimmering pool of Schleicher and more on this episode o...

TMS 2855: Quantum Trek 16.07.2025

Sir Mixaway. Pulling the dork. It lights up and extends. Tumor pot pie. Wymong? Wy Not Mong? Filling the Hootie Hole. She's got some juicy doubles. Great swelling moments. Pisstory. X-Men or Disney Beast? Yes. Where In the World is Carmen Sandiego, You Know I Wanna Date Her. Sharkagator. Many Tabs Died to Bring You This Information. Red Button, Green Button, With Tom. Private Movielicious with Nic...

TMS 2854: Spermy voices 15.07.2025

I don't like unsolicited peeeee!! Leave the Dicks on the Cutting Room Floor. Going full Gollum. Butt Cream. Millions of Spermies, Spermies for me. Too High for Penn and Teller. With Pees and Love. This Show was Mostly Scripted. More of a Burnt Umber. Fossey Gorillas, Goodall Chimps. Suddenly appearing pish. Vegas Scam. CashApp - 9 out of 10 Twinks agree. Perturated. The James Bond Zone with TV's T...

A chat with Ethan White 14.07.2025

Putting this on the TMS feed mainly because we think it would be a good fit for a lot of you. Ethan is pretty special kid to me, and seeing him hit his stride, publish his own book, and reach for the future is a blast to watch. I hope many of you will check his book out, and I hope you hear this interview and gain some confidence in what his generation might accomplish. - Scott Hosted on Acast. Se...

TMS 2853: Chicken Registration 14.07.2025

Cleavage Crumb Catcher. Phoshitiendopeeeeeeeeeeennee. Dreamy Pools of Blue. Hootiehole. The Dog Not the Coin. Cocks Are Banned. Sea-water in the Ocular Cavity. Complainty Beefy Thing. Meat Sweats For Days. Set Your Lactasers to Stun. I Herald Galactus! Ye Haw! Brian Walks into Orgrimmar. Hate Crypto. Love Krypto. Ashley Madison Girls. Loving diarrhea with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morn...

TMS 2852: Sidewinder Wiggle Tip 10.07.2025

Neither Take Nor Leave 10 Bucks. Swamp Crotch Alarm. Moist on Pizza. Cranking it in the shower. It tastes like chalk made a wish to be food. Aftermarket Sugar-Free Boba Pearls. Do you double rainbro? Is it Preshow, 'cause I like really wanted to know. Deciphering superheroes. Kirby Your Enthusiasm. Dirty Banged-up Hole. Sterile Cheryl. The Konami code for sleep. My math is not involved with your h...

TMS 2851: Imminent Crotch 09.07.2025

Samanthamus. Eating out of the Selena Gomez Box. Is there a Mnemonic to remember how to spell Mnemonic cos I like really wanted to know. Coax Quacks. There are FOUR tips. Love the Froze-Show. Antithesis of Redundancy. It will Melt Your Cheese. I'm Glad You Said Neck. These aren't swim trunks. Where's My Quiz Game Brain. I Don't Like Pearl Jam In My Teeeeeeeeea! Is It Claire's or is it THE GAK. Eve...

TMS 2850: Big Dusty Items 08.07.2025

Woah, Black Manta, bam-ba-lam. Ground Beef Oreos. With Great Power, Comes... Oops wrong Franchise. Superdoo. Martha Graffiti. Woofsbane with Chorizo. They Changed the Frequency, Kenneth. Rabbit Ears Up, V-Hold Down. Brolin's Burnt Taint. All moustache all the time. War-Rig Envy. Flies, flies, millions of flies. The most expensive $10 dress shirt. Hootie and The Book Fish with Amy. Visceral Astin H...

TMS 2849: A Brief of Pelicans 07.07.2025

Clark Cornsweat Kent. Bowling Correspondence School. Neighbors shooting their stuff into the night. Eating old eggs in the sun. Planet of the Shrewdness of the Apes. Cat Clowder Crowding the Chowdah. Who Freaked the Dogs out - who, who. Just like a Scott Returning to His Vomit. E. coli brand salad. Silica Gel in the Raw. Choking the Turtle. NIEDERMEYER!! Why Why the 5th of July? The place was Rio,...

TMS 2848: Pouk Egg 03.07.2025

It's stuck in my Croix. Scoobie and Boobie. Sparkling Meat. Multiple Chunks of Cash. PIP POP POOM! Shit out of werewolf. Fry Egg. Sent Gift. Egg. Infra Red Pandas? Chunks Form Apple. Don't Listen to the Orange Mouse. All We Are Saying... is Give Mice a Voice. Magic Monica. WE FORGOT TO SUBMIT TITLES. SCOFFLAWS! A Ludicrous Stampede w Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on...

TMS 2847: Loaded Taco Nuts 02.07.2025

Mario Haunts Your Dreams. Brian Reverse Cheeseburger. A Romantic Evening at PF Changs. Do It Anywhere, Do It Silently. Yes, Cooba is a Coontry. Many Many Mandalorians. Congratulations to the Blahs! Beaten by a 6 year old. Monica Isn't A Country Yet. Heebie-jeebieeeeeeeeeees! Glen Powell and Anya Taylor Joy cover Peter Gabriel's In Your Eyes. I now pronounce you blah, blah, blah. A Greece-y Honeymo...

TMS 2846: Live Dead Mouse 01.07.2025

YOU CAN HAVE ICE! A Wee Tube. The Snake Got Rattled. Brian Couldn't PEEEEEEEEEEEE. Human Cock Fights. Three Phases Of Vegas. You Ge NO Molly, NO Poppers & NO Lt Yar! The Water Guy Effed Up. Bunny hopping the rattle snake. Right Off The Butt. Fannypack Fisher Man. Little taste of K, Little taste of C. Boobyfront. I Don't Like Beaver Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam! Paint that Mamma Jamma with B...

TMS 2845: Pencil Pageantry 26.06.2025

Let's go ferret. Black Cat Lick Or Rice. Ze people are Naked, Yavol! Shammy Tubes. Gooch Lube. Dutch Stuff Part Two. Dodged the Bush. Freezing your Heimer off. We need extra men for masterbaters. Sticky Wicket. Leo and stotch. Sounds Like Snot, Looks Like Snot. Real bears would eat a twink. Tell me more about Dutch Mayonnaise. ZchzchChowda, not Gouda and more on this episode of The Morning Stream....

TMS 2844: Meat Soda 25.06.2025

Give Me a Hamburger, Neat. Shut up The Meg. Ride it Like The Wednesday it is. Caffeinated Mormons. More Like Troper Grace, Am I Right? Caffeine Deal with Jesus. The Eight Wives Of Scott Johnson. Jump The Shark Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo. A good period time. Fresh Prince Fish with Dunaway. I got a big old fatty. Viper is Coming. Right up the Canal. What The Dell, With Tom. D20 recommentals with Randy and...

TMS 2843: Icee Why You Like It 24.06.2025

Drat Vahder. The Spirit of K-Mart. I Don't Like Iceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! 1... 2... Krug is Coming for You. Antant. Draw Me with a Thicker Center Tentacle. Homophobia Zero. Hawk Milk. Keep An Eye on Your Tea Stain. Weird Meat Rollin'. House-Brand Sugar Drink. Business raccoon fleeing mule. The Podcast Boys! Banana ball coming to a city near you. Dan has gone away with Dan and more on this episode...

TMS 2842: Stuck in a Side Quest 23.06.2025

Final Destination: Cookies. 1-877-NO-BIKES-4-BARB. The Royal You. Energy Stroopwaffles. Creeping Down the Street with Scott. Baby got back, with Dunaway. Today Is Not Your Favourite Ride. Hit Him In That Bone. You Can't Cast A Coccyx. I Don't Like CTEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Elmo Cleveland. Shoot the Shapes. Eating bad shrimp with Ox. Red On Air Black Mirror. The Juggernaut Bitch w Steph...

TMS 2841: Unfresh leftovers 18.06.2025

Never Throw Away Kim's Chi. I don't like Bre-oh-sheeeeee. Were going Dutch Marks. Red On Air Meatball. Father of the daughter of the friends. As American as Dutch Apple Pie. Dandadan. We had Koreans! 3 Koreans! Zuckeriest Movie. Bob Bowlcut. Friday the 13th: The Revenge of June. It's all German to me! Prancing through the edible Tulips. Recommentals with Tom, Scott, Brian, Scott, and Brian. Micros...

TMS 2840: Fear Foam 17.06.2025

Rock Bottom. Crispy Root Beer. Viscous Sugar. Thoughts and prayers for Scott's stomach. STOP SENDING SCOTT OREOS YOU MONSTERS! Brian's Convenience. Remember Mr. Hooper? Where is my mafia suit? The Bubbles Are Opaque, Bubbles Shouldn't Be Opaque. When TUCOWS go to war. I don't like grocereeeeeeeeeeeeeee stores. Animated Goodfellas. Stay Puffed Man Diarhea. The guy from the dairy LIED! Fun. Wrong, b...

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