Scott Johnson

The Morning Stream

Comedy EN ↓ 1008 episodes

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Author

Scott Johnson

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

frogpants.com

Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

TMS 2888: Un-Robbing The Place 17.09.2025

The Ham and Cheese of Cats. I got a Guy at Panera. Old People Need Fiber AND Internet! John Wants To Go On Home From Rehab, They Said No No No. I See Tomatoes and I Want to Paint Them Black. Controlling the pukage. Breaking bad with mom and Wendi. Tina On Retainer. Collecting Cats with Dunaway. I Don't Like Siameeeeeeeese. Cats are Dicks, If Their Name is Richard. Free Crap in the App. Coverville...

TMS 2887: Bacterial Slurry 16.09.2025

Calc Dooku. Square Day. I don't like Bacterial Slurreeeeeeeee! Fart Blood On A White Wall. Divatude. Sundance Sundown. Word To Your Mother. Doku Doku Panic. Photo Blue is a Magical Thing. Rundle Fly. Respool Me by Ed Sheeran. Crawl space man. You Have To Cut The Car In Half. Concentrated dark matter turd. Kids Love Floor Chocolate with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on...

TMS 2886: Clashic Massup 15.09.2025

Double Fisting Corn Dogs. New Week, Who Dis? DSMR. I don't like EMPeeeeeeees! Boar cobra bread badger. Fancy glasses card deck. They Earned The D. Maintaining Your To Do List. Horrible Puzzles with Brian Dunaway. Disturbing, but good. They're angry teeth, but they're back there. President of Chess Club and voted most likely to become a Serial Killer. Jack Black Could Eat No Snack. His Wife Could E...

TMS 2885: Zucker Punch! 11.09.2025

Old Aged Beef. It's Not Monica's Bday But Let's Have Cake anyway. Reacher Round. Call Now is So Raven. I Don't Like My Muffin With Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! This Cover Album Goes to Eleven. The MODOK minute with Brian Ibbott. Flare Gun Granny take down. Hitler Sweeney. I'm Gritty Gumby, Damnit! Getting our Hedrons straight. A Very Happy Unbirthday to Monica! Husky Spider-Man. Electric Apricot. I'm gonna...

TMS 2884: Eating Pennies 10.09.2025

I Don't Like Your Efficiencieeeeeeeeeees! The K Hoss. Hover Over the Sheets. A quick IN n Out with Kim. Pull off your pants and rub some dirt in it. Bladder Infection for You. Chic-Fil- Auctioneer. Can't stop thinking about Dick in a Box. West'em? Hardly even know 'em! Old men lacking self awareness. 50 Burger Terms in One Sentence. Get Free Shit. It's Just That Simple. An Insufficiency of CowBell...

TMS 2883: Hole Milk 09.09.2025

Blueberry Bacon. Yo soy Groot! Is it too early for 18000 waters? Did you ever lose your favorite Sean Connery quote? Solving the Wendy Malik Mystery. I like bad monkeeeeeeeeey! What rhymes with cheese sandwich? Chewie's Bits. Sluggish Doorbell Prankster. This Star Wars game is the Hoth-ness. Tktktktktk. Do It On The Nines. Lotsa Little Bummer Games. Sending a Labor of Love for Todd. Stop dragging...

TMS 2882: Kathleen Turner Overdrive 08.09.2025

I Don't Like Brain Bleeeeeeeeeds! Star Trektember the Eighth. Roasty fun. Grizzle in my Spizzle. Less of a Biff, More of a Tumble. Ribbed by Brian for your pleasure. Sherlock, Knick Knack, give the dog a bone. Using the whole timer with Brian Dunaway. Day Z, it's so stupid. Hey Bright Bobby, Bam A Lam! Be Here, or Be Dumb. Just confirmed, you are in fact a Bozo. Hot mess TMS. Adam Sandlerberg. Rep...

TMS 2881: Smells Like Lex 04.09.2025

Spirit in the Sky on a Horse with No Name. Tubi or not Tubi. Office hours are never to never. Keep your friends close and your Swiffer closer. This Airplane Runs MacOS, No Windows. He had a bottle that just wouldn't quit. Baguette Terminal Velocity. Third Bleeding Nipple. Where's the thing to pause the deal!? You are not allowed where the magic happens! Nothing not fun. Does Scott Like Fury Road c...

TMS 2880: Bakery Butcher 03.09.2025

Meat juice. TMS Is Filmed in Front of a Live Scrolling Chatroom. Lord Kroger. Big Ol' Fat TueWednesday. I Don't Like Spiced Processed Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeat! Hoarding trash. From Hell's Heart I Wipe Your HD! Serial Butcher. Dexter Baker. Why not Travis. What does Danny Devito smell like, cause like Scott wants to know. These Are Not The Soups You're Looking For. Cans of Barely Fruit. That trash'll keep...

TMS 2879: Meaty or Logical 02.09.2025

Shark Hootery. Karen Adjacent. Sausage Morning Dog. Park silly, booze for the kids. Everywhere a Subaru. Bloody Marygaritas. Christopher Lloyd Squared. Everything is pickled. Hard breathing at World Market. Decompress Your Tongue. What Is Epoxy? Lose Your Hootie. String dignity. Reading in binary with Amy. Don't Chase A Duck With A Stick and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Ac...

TMS 2878: California Sober 28.08.2025

Pooperware. I have a title. It's a title. Doing accidental math. Dirty Sanchez Productions. Dickhouse? Dickhouse! Beethoven's unfinished Vader's March. ProtoKaren. Please don't use your phone. I want townships and prefectures! Irish Pickles. Shittin in a ziplock. Baklava not baklava. Skibidi Toilet of the Day. You'll have NO burroughs, NO parishes, and NO Lt. Yar! What the hell is a no eat bacon d...

TMS 2877: Nerbidy Tobidics 27.08.2025

Mike Hunt's Pizza. You won't notice the chunking! Pulling A 48 Hour Johnson. Cashin' my Johnny Paycheck. AND YOU CAN'T READ RICE!!!! Tony Conan Doyle. Your slang is weird Toronto. Gosh Darn Dude. Quabble is the Gulltimate Word. Little, Yellow, And Different. 1984 is a short book, but feels long living through it. G.R.R Martin. The Morning Stream Kimchi Dogs. The Piven Scream. Room to Wiggle with T...

TMS 2876: Skibidi Tradcasters 26.08.2025

The Ham And Cheese Of Superpowers. Dial up predators. Lil Pink, tonight only at Red Robin. Jenna, The Vegan Predator. Pulling Harry Kim out of your Ass. Super moustache hiding ability. Beef heavy blaze. Carbonated donuts. Gun-pervious. Throwing the S. 55 Rollercoasters, Zero Puke. I Don't Like Tainted Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeat! Back in my day Superman was called Gladiator! I'll Take The Soup. How Dumb are...

TMS 2875: Great balls of meat 25.08.2025

Sip of Pencil Shavings. Brian puts the NO in Onion Volcano. Post Malort. How about a Boober? Keep your skibidi trad wife out of my dictionary. Dark Phoenix Pantload. Party's Official if Barry Shows Up. Patties caramelizing and onions going. A case of the Yips with Brian Dunaway. Why don't you have sex with a Snork if you love them so much? Nepo Money. I don't like skibideeeeeeeeeee. Shrimp Tasted...

TMS 2874: Errant alligator 21.08.2025

Say Pie to your Mother for me. No Gagging On Air. Wilhelm Ow! Sweet Bird of Tooth. The wet blanket of authority. Scott Hit The Sleep Corner. My Nuts! My Nuts! Goobidigah! Boney-Head Lizard-Face. Richard Chicken. Hokey Pokey Picture Sharing. Tasting 5 Soccer Moms In A Minivan. Great Nachos And Suspect Bathrooms. Brand New Cherry Pie Issue. Freebasing cinnamon with Wendi and more on this episode of...

TMS 2873: Bloody Margarita 20.08.2025

Gotye - a band I used to know! You'll get NO Parsecs, NO Jiggly Watts, and NO LT. WARP! Da Tadpool Do what Da Tadpool Do. I Like Fresh Coffee BEEEEEEEEEANS! Nobody cares about Chumbawumba, nobody cares! Nerdfasion on the Rocks. Parsecs are real to me, dammit. Gold Pressed Flatinum. The dudes are chickenshits! Looks like he could find a spider in the Outback! Zest Sprinklage. As the drink goes down...

TMS 2872: Real World Smithers 19.08.2025

Sawed off shartguns. Churro Charo. Gavin McCloud of the Clan McCloud! Baby you can paint my Car. TMS Killed the Radio Star. Isn't that a Wal-Mart greeter behind those Foster Grants? The Love Boat is a very nice boat where we can get together. Robert Urich did Something. Florence Pugh The Machine Henderson. Warty Wabbits. Ripping the skin off an online person. G is for Uulpip. Famil'y Guy Featuring...

TMS 2871: We blame Ken Jonnings 18.08.2025

Bill Boner works hard for you! Still Wrapped In Plastic. If you like Nobody, you'll like more Nobody. A Big Cup O' Nothin' w Brian Dunaway. Gerard Butler Felt Right. Fletcher Delay. Agent of Choas! Olympic Conversational List Avoidance. Just back away fastly. No Bot Ba-doo Ba-Dop. A Patrick Swayze kind of mood. Beige Future. One more question about Sri Lanka. Michael Two Sauce. Caffeine for poopin...

TMS 2870: Ice Booby Cream 14.08.2025

Mexican Hawaiian Shirt. Scamming the Scammer. The Gamification of Uber! Isn't all Milk Breast Milk? The Morality of a Bagel. Matt Instruction Manual. Uber chicken. I don't like Kleptocracyyyyyyyyyyy!! Time Traveling Glitch. Cinnamon tools. 100% that bitch. You get NO WILLYS and NO DILLYS and no lt yarr! You only live once. Buzzhands. Lesbians in Subarus with Wendi and more on this episode of The M...

TMS 2869: GoKickMe 13.08.2025

Major Groot. Remains of the Dog. Sanctity of the Moviegoing Experience. Name Something I've Spoiled You Can't. Lost me at the Screw. Licking the Spoiler Button. Where Is Aaron Heading? You Know He's Got Talent! Ya ever see E-Paper?? With Tom. Oh what's in the dumb box? Doctor Odyssey Crossword Noise. Your Minors are Too Major. Wherever You Keep Your Korg. Some Watery Bint rifting dimensions is no...

TMS 2868: Notoriously Dead 12.08.2025

It was written for us, ya Buttholes! The Artist Formerly Known As A Free Baller. Rec-hair-mentals with Brian. THE WORST MOVIE I EVER SEE. Shard of Guitar. Being dead helps. Popped Out On A Segway. It needs some real ass vocals and reverb. ONLY a half million dollars. Went Full Banana. Still dong. Isn't there a townscaping game called town something? I like grinding my bean. POV: You're Using POV W...

TMS 2867: Chonky Trash Pandas 11.08.2025

The Art of Nintendo Power. Tusken Walrus. Dat's a SPICY birdseed! Old Yeller goes in the blue bin. Isn't there a bleep called bleep something. Fumble Fingered Twitchy Boy. Scientific American't. Gorgon is alive. Button-Down Miles Morales. Boo BeVille vs Fanny Love. Non-Reproducing Cryptobros. Drinking All Day and Making Mexico Pay for It. I dream of silver women. Packed with crap, just like my col...

TMS 2866: Gently Euthenized 07.08.2025

The old gray mare don't taste like it used to. Black Lotus Shampoo. I'm Pro Crastinating. Yokel Adjacent. A Pet Is For Life, Not For Dinner. More ceiling = less head. Two Ns In My Anus. All Marmaduke all the time. Otaku Flame. Touching The Fuzzy. Hold that lav in your hand like nature intended. Your Hamsters, Your Gerbils, Your Teeming Masses. M stands for mandelbrot? Beast on the streets, brillia...

TMS 2865: Vicious Licking 06.08.2025

Half-Asses now with Impending Doom. Flippin' through bikini ladies. No Nipple Wednesday. Barkalona. Mormon Atlantis. MCU's No-Hair Larry. ObsBot badu-badop. Pull it out and you're all ready to go for your next round. Flinging Open the Zion Curtain. My grandson gave me syphillis! Cranking Techno. Bat-wingy Ball-State. With Or Without Jokers? Sudden Life w/ Brian Dunaway. Fubo FUBAR with Tom and mor...

TMS 2864: Illegal Vacuums 05.08.2025

I'm simulating Walking Here. Frozen dead guy days. Eat The Pie. Escape from Gandalfini. They're Really Hard To Penetrate. ProDeus Proteus. I Like Things On Sticks. Coco van has neither cocoa nor Van. Discuss. Small Town Goofy. What does a Shroosberry taste like? Walking Down Monopoly. That's A Lot Of Stinky Wieners! I Can Haz Cheese Burger Picture? OK Boomerang. It's Cage Season with TVs Travis an...

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