The Morning Stream

Ebola Holmes. Ask Scott to Ask Brian to Ask Tom. It's not Delivery System, it's Delsym. Belgish. Pee Wee's Taco Bell. Gross germy ring. The kind of typo you can get behind. Oh yeah?! Well the Jerk Store called, and they're all out of FreeHotelRoom. British, with a moustache. I reverse engineered the path less traveled and it made all the difference. Ass flavor is how you know it&#3...

Daily Mucus Headlines. Cro "Magnum" man! What's his power? I Don't Like Creeeeeeeeed. William Default. The Teenth Offensive. The Gregorian Chant Calendar. There are THREE Layers! Thank you and dammit! Bone Temple Pilots. Hair Metal Template. Never Known a Zevon. That thing with the Elvis kid. What kind of a redo deal. Red Bread Redemption. A Standard Deviation Away with Travis an...

A million bots suddenly cried out in terror, and then silenced. Smuggling Wine around Denver. Weekend With Barryyyyyyy. Miss Information and her Russian Bots. Oops! All Passes. Pens are Cool. 10 Birds in the Bulge are Worth 2 in the Bush? The Clown is watching!! HEY! Is It Too Early To Get Wet at a Jack in the Box? Dear Martha, This Pen Was Really Expensive. Suck it up, squirt it out. Lyft your ur...

Battered with Batter. Don't submit titles like theeeeeeeeese! Casa Bonita Day. The Dumpster Guy Lied. Get your flute out of my face, Bob! Happy Octopussy Day. My Barry takes the morning train. Three Layers and a Thumb. Massages in your basement. Turd Drop Off, LLC. Storetastic is PEOPLE. Bladder Cock. Brian and his chin thing. Oreo Homework. Metaphorical Dudes with Wendi and more on this episo...

Sir humpty hump. Jason robbins with two beeeeeeeeeeeees! Showing Tina the Butt. A Quicky Dicky! The Saddest Win. Superman funeral tie. What Am I wearing with Brian Dunaway. Bladder float. Frit bands really get my goat. Mariachi House Enchiladas. Any printer can screw itself. The prescription is more oreos. Brian's Kathleen Turner phase. Mock Covid. For Whom the Highway Tolls with Tom and more...

On The Jerky Front. AI is Trash! Good Day Sir! Oh Yeah, Chicken Man. Snickers, now with Riboflavin! I ain't getting rid of my Cutlass Supreeeeeeeeme! I need this video game. Wrong Razor. Look at the rack on that thing. Keep it in the canyon. Good Competitions, Horrible People. Massive Awkward Bites. Robot Charles in Charger. You're telling me she didn't puke at church? Free jerky, in t...

Oh Bib Fortuna. Did He Done It? Live Remote Audience. We couldn't get our vaccineeeeeeees! No bush for you! Water, Pass. You had me at Pizza Beans. Robot lava bath. Terminators for children. Change your poop! Exactly Zero Dollars. Full Claire Danes Mode. Dad I pooped! A Little Surveilled. Slapdash with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Video: https://youtu.be/4sBm0KGOgFk H...

Google Maps doesn't like apostropheeeeeeeeeeeees. 80% Brian. Diarrheathon. Trivia Virus. Welcome Octiber. Cozy Crime Shit. What's something you put in your wife every day? Falco and Wolfgang Soldier. Holy Enchiladas Batman. Perky Matters. All of the toppings, none of the satisfaction. Skeevy Dan. Sulfur burps. Tooth Action Guild. Oreos and Phones with Wendi and more on this episode of The...

Go Play And Have Fun. Do Mothra's have brains, because I like really wanted to know. Happy birthday, ball-point pen guy! I like Tordenshields. This Is About The Jugs Of Fish Sauce. Who wants to be a Milliner. Resting screen face. Sitcom with Boobs. Per people. I can pop one out every 45 minutes. Kim's Weird Witch Power. You Get NO Friendship, NO Free Tesla & NO LT YAR! Slumdog billiona...

It's Morgans All The Way Down. Big billionaire bastards. Yanking and cranking. Wives Keep Us Alive. Get A Hose. Sigfried and jensen. Really Old Young Guns. A Wild Helen Hunt Appears. A lot disappointing. I Can't Believe It's Not Fried Chicken. In my head Pisa, In my mouth Pizza. Spider-Man: European Vacation. Terrible Matching Play Button & Tie. Hallpass Hotel. Raining AND a Monday...

Is Barry Gonna Try To Smuggle Grapes?? Captain Ibbott: The Printer Soldier. Mosquitos and Russian Hookers. People like 'em long. Airport Malaria Phenomenon. Nerd Culture Indoctrination. Bend over and show 'em the star. Sticky Outy Wings. I don't like DEEEEEEEEEET! Not my circus, not my monkeys. Crappy Three-Way Deal. Maybe I don't understand malaria. Pepper Spray Flavored Popcorn....

Encrypted Mush Mush. It's Hard to Draw SpidEEEEEEEEEEEY!! Punching the monkey milfs. Beer Bope Bope. Is Bananarama A Colour? Sorry Bad 1960s Cartoon. Oran Juice Jones. Umbillicus fungus. A Guy Named Stoked. Pulling It Out Of A Spigot. How Deep is your Purple. Rusty Korean Punchbag. Apple banana copulation. I have nipples scott, can you draw me? There's Samsung in my Apple with Tom and more...

Ice Out of TMS. I Shake Foundations When I Sneeze. Gertrude Hangover. (v) You Can't Handle the Puke. These Aren't My Butts. We need to take out your appendix, go to the other ER. Splooting is Cool. My Darwings. Plowin' Through Poi. Graphic Groins. Release The Poem Files. Laying Out Some Denver Beef. More phonia than phobia, amirite? There's a person I'm married to that I cannot...

Nothing Like A Pirate Day. Listen all y'all it's Arbitrage. India Is Gross. Teeny-Tiny Parental Advisory. Chaiarrhea. Shave Off the Fancy. Those balls only have records in them. Happy Earth Wind & Fire Day! Unhygenic storage of dirty water. Head lab. Candle-Burnin' Hippies. No Fun Without Murder and Human Sacrifice. Besmirching Entire Nations. Spotting unethical bodies, with Dr. Nikki. It's go...

My favorite dog breed is cat. We've got worms. I Don't Like That Triangle Lip Thing. Hanging at the Peeing Beagle with Dunaway. Just rub Vicks on it. Glape. Palindromic baseball records. Flick the Turd. Going Full Yen. You can go your Subway. Talk Like You Got Some Sense Day. Flying fast as a Concord... right into failure. Waist high Herbie. Too plump in the middle. Mostly Husky with Tom and more...

Whimsical Path to Pizza Hut. I like Dong. Lady Sipowitz. New Town, Who Dis? In Secovia, Uber Rides You. Cheap Trick, Short Bursts. Who ordered the Naked Chicken Chalupa? The Big Fat Thorbowski. Batman Bob. Your little Ultron mouth. Can I get my sandwich delivered, extra pickles, hold the nude. Four Day Cookie Plan. I don't like pronouncing Matthew Reeeeeeeeeeeez. They call that guy Bruce. Chasing...

Gosh Dang Damn. Fish Lady and The Dude. Happy Cotton Candy Day, Daddies! Organically sourced roadkill. I don't like smelly taxider-MEEEEEEEE!!!! Do squids have feet? Because I would, like, seriously wanted to know! Teenage alpaca. Bank Miles Teller. Imagine Articulated Dragons. Balloon artillery. Broccoli Haired Alpacas. H R Dead-N-Stuffed. The smell of life! Buzz Aldrin, next on the TMS curse? Br...

Is that a phone in your pocket or are just worried about it's payment structure. Brian did NOT get busy last night. When Tina's away Brian will..... Go watch Korean movies. Does a bear shit in the Subaru. Put the Climax Where it Needs to Be. Oops! All Screens! Seoul Kaiju. Little bouts of dialogue. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't Fuzzy Was He. All commas, no decimal points. Velclo Fry. Almost smarter than the...

Pope Hat Night. Show me butt doctor. Snake Toes McGee. Old Man Spice. Speedy Buggy Do, Where are You? Your Booby's a Panera! George Forman Mammogram. Colonoscapist. Do You Even Uber Lyft, Bro. Light Box Education Continues. And a Capt Caveman. Dentists, we don't hate you. Somebody Always Hates The President. Can AIs think cuz I like really wanted to know. Faking the Turing Test with Tom and more o...

I Don't Like Eeeeeeeeee Cummings. No country for gay men. Nibbler's Shit. Cult of the Fedex guy. Wingdingbats. Charles, fetch me my Donut puppet! Googly Boobs. Because Capital Letters Are Uppity. Oops! All symbols. Have you met Backspace Boron? Firy-Ass Girl Drummer. Brian's Breaking sorta Bad. Stuck in Achewillow. Drinking nothing but pee until you die. Taking up space with Amy and more on this e...

There aren't stingers on male BEEEEEEEEES!!!! Pixelated toxic wiener. Keeping A Grip On The Naked Barbie. The Le Bore Sisters. Ah, the scabs!! With Dunaway! A Podcast on Labor Day, in This Economy? Free everything but the Boobs. They're not Extra-Terrestrials They're Hungarian. Patrick Wilson, the man. In my day we listened for the squeek! Nurse Stubby Ratchett. History Of Porn 101. Forever Cake....

I'm a makin a nice pastaaaaaa. These aren't the swingers you're looking for. (S) I'm up all night to get heartburn. 10 different vibes and none of them were good. Serial Killer or Swinger? Pineapple Anyone? This is the John Stewart you are looking for. Come to Randyland. We moved Catwoman. The Wheels of Podcasting keep on turnin. Definitely Not Non-Alcoholic. Seeking a leather-couch-type man. All...

Na na na na na na BAT HOLE! If You Lived in Colorado, You'd Be Casa Bonita. Moab Multiliths. Leaning in and is all nippley. Never trust a French cat. Kwant Skirt. Scratched by the cat, and you're to blame. Stop Eddie Haskalling me. Cybercompensation. YOU CAN EAT TOAST. Spoiler Baron Harkonnen. A whole lot of Grand Junction. Four inch thick tan. Butt plugs through Tweep. A steady pair of Apple Hand...

A Full Sacktober. Build-a-Plane you know, for kids. We named the snake Reggie! The Shark Jumped. Pant like a Hole. Blanding is Bland. Just one snake on a plane. Three Little Pillars. I have Cartier on line 2. Shoutout to Paul. I call this plane Planey McPlaneface. Justice is Blonde. This Dyang Deer Donchaknow? Matt had a thing with beeeeeeees. Freaking Johnny Powers with Wendi and more on this epi...

Depressed at Being Repressed. Everything's Coming Up 26. Master Blaster is the Ref! Delicious like an eyeball. Show me any kind of feet! It's F'all Y'all! Sorry Country Music. Group-Based, Turn-Based Bullshit. You're making me hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry. Fried Crust with Goo. A Magical Time of Complicatedness. Last Person that Everybody Liked. Context matters, dipshit. Show me yo...