The Morning Stream

Snarkmonster. King Bluetooth was an Icon. Breathing liquid with Travis. Confidently Stupid. Everyone loves Alan Cumming or going. Sweating like a narc at a biker rally. Vent your spleen. Everything is better with Muppets. I sell televisions and televised products I tell ya hwat. Successfully Made The Holes. Travis' glasses magic. Nailed the Bajarken. That Brett Ratner stank. She only fainted a cou...

Do woodpeckers get brain damage? because I like seriously wanted to know. Everyone Is A Butthole. Chinese Monkey Goat. Shirtless dudes with horns. Manus. Fun With Guardrails. What kind of a turn-down deal? The great academic goat journal Far Cry 4. They can both butt you and screw you. Butts and Poop and Dunaway. Look at this paperwork. There are FOUR FACTORS! Old White dudes with crazy hair. Weir...

Gymsplaining. Welshers are Grape. Lost Little People. Sinister, stage left. Support your local Glass Repair shop, break a window. All right! I don't like my soup crustyyyyyyyyyy! Please drag your body to the DEAD center of the bar. Down front is for weirdos. I love when families enlarge around here. Chicken Gender Reveal. Flapping with Chuck and Amy. You had me at Ragtag possie. Fischer Price Cros...

Eating Dirt with Scott. Vitamin Orange. Englan-duh. Cindy-Kate Cartoonsmith. Same Hole Zones. Ear cartilage, how does it work? All in All You're Just A... Lego Brick on the Floor. Hootin' Holler Hoosgow! Spreadless cracker. You play as people. Use the Flu, Luke! Desperately Holding on to the Jugs of Pee. Dark vicious blood. Making a space in your life for Gary Larsson. Real fake cells with Bobby a...

Up your axel with Dunaway. Oops, All Buttholes! Everything's a Musical now. Femergy. Chucking a flapper. Tuberculosis is my favorite. LOOK, A GIRL! Moisturize me!! Geriatric mother stock. Gimme a 243 with Extra Sparkle. Yes and vibe. Dirty feet run in family. Soup of Theseus. Beliefs with Old Man Merrit. Hornets are much worse than BEEEEEES and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. VIDEO: ht...

How About a Bobby? Brian be illin'. Sucking Down a Coke. Heel Cheese. Logan says sorry this time. Feeling the Warmth of Another Man. Bee prisoners. Robert is my Alternate Name. Dudewarming. There are FOUR NEEDLES!! Hard vibing with Niki and Huyen. You can RENT BEES! Half Scott's Frontal Fell Off. No Dudes Allowed. Victory Pancakes with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.  Hos...

Running on a Single Nutter Butter. Warm Pickle Packs. Grandma is raw-dogging it! Vader and the pirate. Fish Farts with Dill. The hills are not what they seem. Broke Brian mountain. Arby's: we have the herpes. June is Utah Month. Pumping His Pistons. Pillbox HAT!!!! What kind of a Netflix deal? Nobody Puts Billy Idol in the Corner! Adam Scott is the Michael Cera of Adam Scott's. Hot ones for Ketchu...

Twist a Testicle. Are you HAPPY? Fletcher's Special Sauce. For a hundred bucks you can buy things that cost a hundred dollars! Supergirl: Fury Road. The Satanic Golden Girls. Got a Burning Sensation from Nevada. Incidents of Towers and Iron. Tina was born in the darkness. It's the little moustache what does it! DCsplaining. Heartbreak Feels Good When You Won't Shut Up. Ask Your Doctor is Flipadapa...

An alternate universe TMS today! Brian is out so Scott sits down with the chat and talks about a mirad of things that will hopfully be of interest to some of you! Enjoy!  Video: https://youtu.be/NyXvIHHZcf8   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dirty Diana Ross. I'm a grapefruit, can you supreme me? Monica's Licked Foot Review. Can I kill my neighbors beeeeeeeeeees?!?! Smoke Week Everyday. Hairy David's package. Dear Ethics. I hath slain thine hornets. Marty Supreme a Grapefruit. Big Journey Scarab. Du, Du Ram, Du Ram Stick. You Say Supply Chain, I Say Logistics Network. Soggy, Papier Mache Diaper. A Burrito or Diana Ross. Dan Dan the Bu...

Scott's beard really ties the room together. Welcome to Innie Outie Burger. This tastes confusing. Everything's a week from something. Uh, is it too early for a belly button sandwich?! In Soviet Russia Hamburger Helper poke you. Ice cream math. Got a Little Ding. Black Pink Lemonade. Baby Boots on the Ground. A Tad of Trivia. Don't drink the brown lemonade. The Case of the Disappearing Asian Camer...

Ding dong, BITCH! Bypassing The Hulk Inhibitor. Zendaya Tattoo on a Furry Butt. Grindin' Poo in the Clover, if ya know what I mean. The answer to life the universe and everything....67. Just Doing Spider Things. First Live Shaggy. Diagnosis: Geek. Nerdtacular? More like Dork Fest! A trashy experience. He's got Wes Borland eyes. Map in the Iraq. A Decent Feller. Disco Nests. Busting Moves with Wend...

La Law: Spanish for The Law. Welcome to Tug, may I take your pants? I don' like smootheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeng! Sandy Clams. Plate dip. Mr. Crowley vs. Mr. Crummy. Change your dumb answer. Shallot Sounds Like Chalet? Smoke from grandpa's hole. Show me your cootie. It's beautiful back there! Mythical Alan. Choots and Ladders. Mouse trout. No AI with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. H...

The Tug Bar. Shane's Sleeveless Shaving Superpower. Oops all vaginas. Post-Nerdtacular Voice. It's So Weird To See People. Cement Bra Airbags. Barry's Wine Room. Six Sixteen Twenty-Six. End. Times. Beau Among the Johnsons. I haven't touched my stuff in days. Bernie Sanders Math. Surprise puppets. Huckin' Bucks. So Many Belgians. Competitive Dirt Kicking with Travis and more on this episode of The...

Enjoy EVERYONE and EVERYTHING! Video version of this will be available soon as well. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Flick My Nipple On The Way Out. Kim's Chi. Gay Denny's. Hey uh...is it too early for a fish fight? Soaking Wet With Special Sauce. Why Did It Have To Be ANTS. My Daughter, Who's Not A Dog. Tac NO Bell. Ai can poop for you Wholesale. Smelling The Nerdtacular Sausage. Excited About The Kimchi In The House. Don Worry. Are you waiting to receive my Nerd-nerd-tac-tac-tac-tacular? Bulbous abdomen. Spice...

Voluptuous Clouds. Paying extra for a clean taco. Honey not tonight, I have Ebola. TMS was filmed in front of a live studio Christine. It's the final half ass! Scott and Brian and Scott and Brian. Bobby Says Magnets. Be Villiagant. Nerdtacular reproduction. How many Scott's is Too Many. Kalean Dismount. We call her Dick for short. Scott is the one smoking crack! Always in Game Show Host Mode. Extr...

The Nicholas of Time. The Massive Weight of Unbearable Talent? It Goes From Zero to SIX! Bob's Your Mummy. Isn't there some kind of tree that grows in a Maple Grove? Ice Cream Prejudice. Cake Mix. Tall Feet. It's not the man-spider we expect, but the man-spider we need. The Bernthal Bears. I really like Creemeeeeeeeeees! Horde Flavored. Kroger by day, King-Super by night. Maple ain't Simple. Socia...

Just Install More Mountains. Boring but Straight. Jersey Mike's Hard Lemonade. Bearded Pork Shoulder. Resting Help Face. We Built This Shitty. Dont be ground zero for covid 26. Ya'll Like Dirt Vistas? Sad Steroid Tears. Ugly Bags of Mostly Water. (s) We Built This Latte with Extra Foam. San Francisco is not Seattle. Riding the Enipticle. How to Maintain a Disgusting Physique. Big Boy Storage Shit...

Don't Juice the Dunaway. Bone Nugget. The Poplar Polar. Don't Weeze the Juice. The boot nugget is connected to bone nugget. Whack-a-Mole on the Way Out. We Like A Good Movement. I Do Like Smokemonster Veeeeeeeeee. Bored or Stoked. No Bottom Beaches. Comin' Down to the Rope! Not A Full Cigar Guy. Right Thigh Hot Mess. Don't check the hall closet. Fanning and Fanningless with Nicole and more on this...

Banana in the pee hole. You Get NO Ibbotty, NO Bibbotty, and NO LT YAR! Queen of the Discord. Hypothetical Vermonter. Whitest Mexican in Vermont. I like the gross monkey stuff. Lewd and noooood. Dear John, Eff Off! Turn It Up To Ginger! Passing an Energizer. Vex-Mex Cuisine. Jump Rope for me Baby Doll. You Little Chits! Bethonged. No one puts prince in a box and more on this episode of The Morning...

Etch-a-Sketch Bike Path. Olympic Vomiting. Take My Car Keys, Ladies! Wasp-Occupied Hot Tub. I don't like sweating PEEEEEEE! Eating Darts and Bowling. Quarters, what a scam. TSA Approved Chode Butter. TINA, where's my cycle suit. Pickling Balls with Dunaway. Heavy Millenials. Shoot Potatoes. Allen QuarterScam and the Lost States United. The Thickened Plottening. Big Tech Stuff with Tom and more on...

Little Goose Poop. Burlington Coat Filing Cabinet. Cat & Hot Tub Sitting. A Cartoon Education. Brian the Bar Fly. Gross Cluster of Crap Galaxy. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Rusty Murder Farming. We Need To See The Frog In Question. Brian live from a time zone that doesn't matter. Maple Tree Circulatory System. Blown with the sickness....

Burlington Airport Has 12 Gates & 1 Coat Factory... COX!!!! Perry the Podcaster?! It's a Meth, Mario! Why do i have spoot in my head. I Don't Like My Waymo With Feceeeeeees! Triggering By Tectonic Hurling. Carbonated Spumba. Scott the Dog, Not the Dude. A giant ear, bud. Beat up by 14 Monkeys. Stretch Before You Sneeze. Ben and Jerry's First Doobie. A Great Time for White People. Oh And No Wen...

Nobody's Hand Up Nobody's Butt. Is Grogu a Muppet, 'cause I like really wanted to know. Sweaty Naked Little People. Today Is Not Special. Always Skip Butt Day. Big Arse Blue Jeans. Colorado hippie shit. Phish for Kids. Robert Goobers Gabbers Gobbers Gaybbers Goobers. Handless butt bike riding. We just want the jeans! Jorts & Crocs & Jorts & Crocs. Adjusting the Bull. Zune over Genesis?...