Scott Johnson

The Morning Stream

Comedy EN ↓ 1059 episodes

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Author

Scott Johnson

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

frogpants.com

Latest episode

Oct 14, 2026

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Episodes

TMS 3058: Mustache Mandate 25.08.2026

Another Manic Tuesday. It's the mustard gas what did it! Don't look at me, I am offensive. Call your doctor if your arm falls off after 4 hours. Keep Bobby & Wendi Apart. Get Your Bits And Your Segments STRAIGHT! Polyblend Workout. Am I having a Migraine or a Mind-graine? McDoxing your order. So, apparently, without further ado... Who's Ruby? The Official Word on Placebos. That Motherfather Ef...

TMS 3057: A pair of teef 24.08.2026

The Jedi Temple on Croissant. Brian Backed to the Future. Do not anger the Picard. Basic Jeff. Tasty Chicklet look. Your mother smelled of Fulkberries. Human Density. Frisbee side effects. Is it too early for a class action lawsuit? We're not the cancer cells your looking for. Greasy Ibbott vs HR. Dearest Claude. Be nice to the LLMs. The Pud has a Drink. Merck your disease with Bobby.  VIDEO:...

TMS 3056: Freddy the 13th 20.08.2026

Kick a Pack of Poo. Brian's Intolerant Box. Mel A, B, or C? Big old Mormon kid teeth. That made me tingle. Stiff, Thick, and Absorbent. Dunaway's monstrous head. A Gentile Throttling. My dinner with Weekend at Bernie's. I can bike 16 donuts per hour. Caution plate may be hot. Six Holes and One Peg, I'm In Danger. There's a hole in da roof! I would nuke that for a dollar. Slowpamine with Wendi...

TMS 3055: Bucket of Yuck 19.08.2026

A bed of wet goo. Doug, Dog, Duck. Swim the Boogers Off. Concentrated Horse Water! I'll take Coldplay Kiss Cam Couple for 9 points, Alex. Amy Kardashian. What is pickle man? Magic Carp pet. Leave Your Diseases In The Pool. Enjoy the Djiardia. Matched wits party unit. The Devil's Three-way. I kissed the ground and I liked it. Big Red Pile Of Pudding. Exposed to The Elephants with Tom and more on th...

TMS 3054: Wet Ribs 18.08.2026

Unsettling Pig Nipples. The house looks like crepe. Loki is High Key Important. White person empire. You have a little bard in you. Not OSHA approved. Birdclothes. A Marvel Woman with a Buncha Dudes. I recommend the soup of the day, it's extra wet. Don't Block my SWIG hole! Cookie money. Scott's A Lizard. Squeeze off some concrete. Ant-Man and the Four Monkeys. Everything in moderation, except fem...

TMS 3053: Million Dollar Jesus Bacon 17.08.2026

Dunaway, the Roman God of Love. Neffer-Titty. It's not cheating if you're learning. Everything Coming Up Johnson. Jesus level bacon sales. Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n' Fruity + Brown Water. My monkey, Le Poop! Mid-air Squat. Screamin' Chip Hawkins. Lovin' Characters Until You Don't. The Uncool Uncle. Wiid-mote. Don't slice the younglings. My Dad didn't smoke enough cigarettes. So smart it's stupid, with...

TMS 3052: Polite Bear 13.08.2026

The Cleanest Mummy. Dumber Than Scott's Dog. A tiny drop of retsin. Can't spell Gaslighting without AI. No Hairy Chested Men From Idaho. Raccoon Finger Things. There's Only One R in Crusher. Be a real man with the doorbell. Raw Dong Simmons. We have authoritarianism at home. I got this new thing and beat the big boss. I watched Longmire so I am an expert in Wyoming. Practice Relax. Eu-3.5-ia. If y...

TMS 3051: Queet 12.08.2026

Habernath Maddington. Forever Cooter. Loki is low key Loki. Stop or my mom, car 54, will shoot. Committee-formed semblance of a plan. Black Snake Wednesday. Jurassajumanji? Tastes like Lindeloff. We want Beaver Justice for Cooter. That song's about a lady part. The Ghost from the TV Show Ghosts. Bob Crack It. No! games! till dispatch! I don't like days of Dooooooooom. The Department of Money with...

TMS 3050: El Guapo's Guaco 11.08.2026

Mourning the Loss of the Pickle Dog. Top or Bottom --- The Debate Continues. This is Why My Fries Are Never Hot. A Long Way to Go for a Chile Verde. Low Prices? Your god damn Right. There Are FOUR Joes. Slow Motion Pigeon Master. People want stupid articulated dragons. Speaking Roman. Cartel franchising. I need the LARGE tips. Don't Think of Oasis. Kiss the Chicken on the Lips. Less ass more Jack....

TMS 3049: Tootin' Common 10.08.2026

Not that I want to Poop on your potatoes. Venus work day is over 200 hours long. Jelly phase. Last Painter was Roy Lichtenstein. How Evel are YOUR Kenevals. What's her bucket and the fancy man. An Edger Too Far. Eff Cancer. Castlevania: Dirt Monkey. San Diego Comic Con Coulda Been an Email. Lube the Sandman. Taco pocket. Who buy tickets at the theater. Sugar Ah Colin Farrell. The Wettest Beak with...

TMS FRIDAY: Blue Cheese Season 07.08.2026

Why'd you have to go and make the quiz so complicated? Pocket Taco But It's Not What You Think. The previously chewed gum of podcasts. Toilet Water --- You're Soaking In It Now. We named the bell "Big Mountain"! The Genital Counter. The softest cell. Neor Neor wine. !s Tainted Bette Davis Noise. Keith, the Girl and Robert. Katmandu 2: Electric Vindaloo. 250 million grand. Oh, you're dating Pete. I...

TMS 3048: The Last Chi-Chis 05.08.2026

Chi-Chi's was filmed before a live studio audience. Alkebug. Are You a Diabeteeeeeeeeee? Coverville Movie Rules. Is it too early to get playtime on pokopia? Stop Biting Me or Whatever. Pictures of My Pants. Scott and Brian each have two and a half hours to answer as many questions as they can. Lord Phyllis of Rottington. Black pepper don't crack! The Snoke Monster. The Real Prison Wardens of Bever...

TMS 3047: Bambi Burger 04.08.2026

Hottie and the Blue Fish. This is about the Pills of Pee... Wash me Obi Wan Kenobi you are my only Soap. Get Baconated. Nothing beats a Jet Shits holiday! The key to Trivia Night is the trivia. Not Another Night of Poopin. Peeping Peepers with Puppet People. Live Human Appearance. Oregon Besmirchment. More like “Spo-Can't!” amirite?!? Handsome young boy man. This burger needs more Thumper. Barewoo...

TMS 3046: Noodlegate 03.08.2026

More Like Olivia Neutron Bomb AmIRight. Volcanic onion. Regal with cheese. Where is Africa? Dunaway's Not Here, Man! Nitrates and Popcorn and Butter, oh my! Worse than shawarma. Cold soup has no business going in my mouth. How much for you to tug on my satellite? Send a couple droids up to fix it. I don't like super novaeeeee. Never put resin in your eye. The Big Johnson Contingent. Sunfish piñata...

TMS 3045: Blood and Thunder 30.07.2026

Sometimes things get phallic. This is about the Chair of Pee. We want Mahershala Alieeeeeeeeeeeeee! MCU drought. Shut Up, Nice Human! Spiderman-maxxing. Dinkin' with the Python. Be kind. Rewind. So bring us some Feige pudding. A Sinister Copier Salesman. Kentucky Fried Mars Bar. Pluggin' the square head hair hole. One in one out is how i get down. Tito To The Story. I'm "only child" weird... with...

MS 3044: Nothing But Holes 29.07.2026

Stacey Keebler. Show me your thin mints. Little Hoss on the prairie. Nillerwafers. Ding Dong Territory. I wanna know if wasps can seeeeeeee!! Karen Vibes for Days. Bonan-ZA! E.L. Fudge, Spanish for The Fudge. Pecan't. Wasps don't come around here no more. The baby wants In and Out. TukTukGoose. Karenzard I choose you. Doctor D stands for Dunaway and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. VIDE...

TMS 3043: Bad Shannon 28.07.2026

Narcissist Man! What's his Power? The defining narcissist. Golf Meeting! Golf Meeting! I sent 16 of my own men to the latrines that night. They were just boys. Dogs know butts, and that guy is one. Shit in the pit. I need to wash these snap Peeeeeeeeeeaa. I was owed this boob. Zombie game show host. The Roughest Nine Holes. Power Wash Mosh Pit Simulator. I'm here to collect the milk. One Jerk Cana...

TMS 3042: Officially Sweaty 27.07.2026

Infected Crusty Nose-Booger. Holy Shit Balls Dolphinman. They both come in the middle. Hold Me Closer Neuromancer. Wider And Less Length. They call that the Gorbachev. I Miss the Whigs with Brian Dunaway. Hockey Face. Cheech and Chong Take Manhattan. Pocket pool talk. Iron Man taking it from the cap. Spidey Friday. Wasn't there an Oliver Stone JFK movie called Nixon something. Agatha Christie's Mo...

TMS 3041: Wet Zoo Smell 23.07.2026

I Like Big Poops and I Don't Know Why. Four Way Swipe. Billionaires ruin everything. Prequel Sequel Sidequel. She broke and he fell. Cosmically unfair physics. Trickle down unhappiness. Let's Test The Ship's Warpers. Rental Application Convenience Utility Pet Fee. Oops all Japan. Preview the Ladyvoice. OREO is just dumb. Never start with strep. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Sausage roll. Going to Hell with Wen...

TMS 3040: The Sounds of Bread and Yogurt 22.07.2026

Diamond Dunaway. Meeples are Peeples. The Tadpool remembers. The Devil's Lettuce Redefined. Finish what's in your mouth before yelling at Ice Cube! Rub that Buff! Skytricity. Cutthroats of Catan. I done dropped my cran in the torlet wodder. A Lazy Enya. It's Humpin' Day! Get your Humpin' done! I don't like listening to people eeeeeeeeeeat. Keep Your Hands Clean & Don't Eat The Diarrhea Lettuce...

TMS 3039: Nubbin Lights 21.07.2026

High Fructose TMS. Parking Odyssey. Heathen Comedy. Trim the Beard for Time Travel. Dude Kim, Where's My Car? Laundro Mated. Fart Pit. Chevy Dixit. Gnasty Gnarly Beard. Squeeples. TMS Zero Minus One. The Square one is black…the obelisk is supposed to be black. Jacked Damon. Put in the coins and do your thing. The running of the nerds with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. VIDEO:...

TMS: Oops, all Brian! 20.07.2026

Brian is here! Scott it out of town! Brian recorded anyway and talked about 3D printing stuff! Enjoy! Video: https://youtu.be/JyJdt4_eDUQ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 3038: Hey not Hay 16.07.2026

There are FOUR KIMS! Spiderman: Dunesday. Mutual of Utah's Wild Kingdom. I Dont Like Cat PEEEEEEE! Talking and Tinkling. Nuts and All. A Safe Space to Be Stupid. I can Sia Why YOU Like it. I'm hear about the bottles of pee during CORE. Dont Interupt The Flow...with The Flow. Cannot be flapped. The Odyssey but not the Ukraine. High dog on high mountain. Jimmy Johns Does It Mike's Way. This is not m...

TMS 3037: Snake Healer 15.07.2026

The Trees are Breathing! Artificial Lack of Intelligence. The shoe was the golfball. Curb Thy Enthusiasm. Mad Max: Burning Man Road. The Fault in our Notebook. The Dafoe baconator. Vicarious Burning Man. Angus and Enus. Hewlett Packard Wells' The Time Machine. Do plants feel pain? cuz I'd like really wanted to know. Texas Longhorn Roadsteakhouse. Make it a Mushroom Meal. Gorgeous chicken tendees....

TMS 3036: Huffing Aphids 14.07.2026

Come for the drones, stay for the malfunction massacre. As God As My Witness, I Thought Aphids Could Fly! Shoot me in the face kind of movie. Timothy Dalton plays the same character on both the Rocketeer and Hot Fuzz. KFC bucket head. 7600 Drones and the Big Parade. Give Us Rain....Chocolate Rain. Two Robin Hood's, One Cup. Something, something, choking on the splinters. Greasy Franz. Really large...

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