Scott Johnson

The Morning Stream

Comedy EN ↓ 1008 episodes

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Author

Scott Johnson

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

frogpants.com

Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

TMS 3011: Dr. Fullcoat Flipflops 19.05.2026

Sinbad Sideboob. Chunnel Choad. No InIbbotions. Mother Nature Animal Crossing. Dr. Waterpark, Medicine Person. I can't even remember what day we were stupid. Boleyn for Tudor-time. Duck Billed Lippypus. It's Old Like Us. Tell it To The Car. Driving John's Renot. June Sally Diane Jessy Raphael. Exploid the Boid. Bareboned Clock. Never Feeling Like You're Ahead with Travis and more on this episode o...

TMS 3010: Shiddygutz 18.05.2026

Meat bread. Specificity Huffman. Chicken Broth Weekend. Appletooie. Dangly Ear Business. Deflated Shark...do do do do. Moon-Walkin' Chuckleheads. George Costanza, hooker buster. 100,000 songs just isn't enough. Mmmmmm Disposable Floor Pizza. Always be busting perps. No Moshpit Pogoing. I dont like citreeeeeeen. No Coverville Skankin. Kid tossing with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning...

TMS 3009: Articulatey Fingers 14.05.2026

The Squirrel Reach-Around. Boxed Wine. This is about the Panther Pee. Wrapped In Plastic Gummy Bear. Amy, Michael, Janet... and the rest! Breasts involved, but not in a fun way. Entropy, Philanthropy and Phil Panther Pee. Scott eats raw chicken and 2 grapes. Ant Protein Gummy. Stripping or Malfunction? The Travesty of Traverse City. Female bag of holding. That Joke Is Geriatic. I'll do it for $20....

TMS 3008: Dashboard Confessions 13.05.2026

A tooth in the hand is worth two in the bush. Stumpy Dong. Hula Jesus Duck. Frontier Dentistry. It's never your wife's fault. Cosplaying Knives Out!! Liverpudlians Say Relax! Tad Fooly Pubes. Tooth Fairy is Getting Sloppy. Guaranteed a Yank. Edge with peace and love. Poptart proctologist. Little Plushie Units. Nose Waxing Pulls Your Brain Out. Tech Time With Thomas The Tech Engineer and more on th...

TMS 3007: Preloaded Pez 12.05.2026

Brian's coke rings. Warhammer $40,000. Chucked in the bin with peace and love. Taco Smell. Little Secret Opening. Do you like this raccoon penis? Hammered Pork. Stressful Like Euphoria. Holding the Stan Lee Cup. As god As My Witness, Tim Reid is Alive. NEW ACHIEVEMENT with Amy. It's Moisturizing Time. And ocean of lotions and a sea of serums. What's Justin Theroux doing these days, you know he's g...

TMS 3006: Land O Face 11.05.2026

Make Your Own Bricks. Freshly squeezed Johnson. Missing Butter Woman. Hipster Denver deal. Lucy, Ginger, and DOG. Pubicdoodle. Land of 11,842 lakes. Spilt Drink Magnet. All The @s Were Gone. Boombots Pizza has to be Good. Center Seat by the Toilet. Roger S'Moore. Meet your hired killers on Slack. You're turning Blueberry, Blueberry! Science Doesn't Care With Bobby and more on this episode of The M...

TMS 3005: Tony Stark Fork 07.05.2026

Packin' a Milton Berle. 99 Problems and a Half Naked Guy is One. Call Now, Answered Eventually. The Florida of Japan. Forking Tony Stark. Don't Make Me Turn This Screaming Goat Chariot Around. Forgetting and Conflating Names. Nobody Wants A 2nd Hand Sex Doll. Mongoose blood. The Skibblings. Warm Sticker In Your Pocket. Grabbed by the 6 pack holder. Untainted Fresh Gusher. Dry run with a wet doll....

TMS 3004: Parmigone 06.05.2026

Microwave on Top, Party on the Bottom. The Mustache is Black, The Beard is White, Something Here Doesn't Look Right. Off leash kids. Baby Shark Morse Code. Porch Pooping Pups. Reesie Piecee loving freaks. No One's Favorite Martian. You don't have to eat RICE!! The least Karen. She Neither Gives Crap Nor Takes Crap. 38 seconds of smack talk. Drooly Emmer Effers. Nugget Adjacent. Dunaway is our resi...

TMS 3003: Human Smoothie 05.05.2026

Is it too early to get a number sandwich? Rad-a-range. Run! It's Temecula! Happy Chocobo De Samba. Hungry Hungry Hobos. Chicken Adventures. Kissing the fence is not a euphemism. Feel The Rigidity. Tiny, Flexible, And Horny. Accidental Pocket Chocolate. Kellogg's Teflon Flakes. Alpaca Hair Head. Road Tripping to Nerdtacular with Bender and Bill. Place of Birth, 30,000 feet. Gaining a passenger and...

TMS 3002: May It Be With You, I Guess... 04.05.2026

I don't like bicycle BEEEES! May the fourth be equal to the mass times the acceleration. The Zoo Was Fine. Brian's Been Pollinated. A Hard & Fast Giggity. Arnold was almost in every movie. Chumbawumba B-side. Ball of Flesh. Reboot Your Half-Ass. Indifferent to the Monkees. You Lock Madame Web Down. May the day be over. If You Can't Beat Them... Whatever! Bruce the wrestler. The Dial of Density...

TMS 3001: Medal of Amber 29.04.2026

I'll Take a Triple Millennium with Extra Foam. The Enshittification of All Things. Thickened Liquid Humps. Rack Hell Welch. Shmuper Shmirus. Rhymes with Shmyanide. Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Birthmarks. Reaper Acres Retirement Home. Jurassic Bubble. Avoid the Newman. The Right Side Of The Hump w Brian Dunaway. Billy Pumpkins. 3 Thousand and one and tell me that you love me. The Quantum S...

TMS 3000: Trashnesia 28.04.2026

Crystal Herpes. TMMMS. Absent Wife Disorder. Encyclopedia Briantannica. Mansplaining Deodorant. 3000 episodes. They Said We Shouldn't Do It. BUT WE DID! This Is The Pre-Orgy. All Friends, No Benefits. I dont like Herpeeeeeees. Alicia saves the day. And I'm Also Into Crystals! Chaos With Purpose. Fortnite Grandma. The Are Three Thousands. Dan and the Holy Grails and more on this episode of The Morn...

TMS 2999: Bison Biscuits 27.04.2026

This is About the Mugs of Pee. Oh My God, They Killed Daryl! YOU BASTARDS! Old Man Johnson has a Sex Dungeon for delivery people. Justice Butthole. Party Like It's 2999. Saliva beast horn monster. Read me say that. Horses In The Morning. Slide Rules! Rogan-sized ribbed for your pleasure. Brian's Animal Style Date. I Don't Like Drive-thru Weeeeeeeeeed. 10 Cloverville Lane. 3 Worthless Bits of Trivi...

TMS 2998: Sephora for Men 23.04.2026

Chocolate Dong Booster. Veiny Snickers. The Weird Baby Mascot Era. Mugging For 3000. Can't See Idahigh. In New Jersey, Annoying Drivers Find you. Be All That You Can Be in the Nerd Army. Thiccers. Attempted Mooooorder. Shiny Angry People. Hey, Y'Got a Hundred Bucks? Chocolate Vein. This is About The Chimpanzee. Brian does simple math. Some Amygdala Work with Wendi and more on this episode of The M...

TMS 2997: Captain Pedantic 22.04.2026

Windows 11 Can Eat A Turd. Post Apologetic Movies. The Correct Amount of Vermonts. Slappin Larry the Mannequin. The precipice of Linux. You Mad Max, Bro? I Am John Legend. The Boot Loopin Boogy. Ibbot Headroom. Hot Larry and his fourteen wives. I trust Dr. Pepper. Tesla and his pigeon. Terrible Shrimpeater. Foamy soft serve. Lord of a Ring with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. H...

TMS 2996: Garden package toss 21.04.2026

Raspberry Beret Starfish Jam. Throwing meat at dogs. Pulsating beauty filter. World War chimpanZee. Earthworms Smell Like Earth. The HhhhWIG party. Infinite Stuf. Hop into the Hooey. I Don't Like ONE MILLION Beeeeeeeeeeees! Paycock. Bat Dance Neutral. Clifford the Big Red Muppet. Weird! Shit in his Lunchbox. Sugar and Lard with Amy. Rope barking and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Host...

TMS 2995: Manually Stamped 20.04.2026

Free Bag of Nuts with Every Swag Bag. He Played The Red On-Air Light. The Flippin' Flippers! Bagtacular Nerdtacular. Oh, It's A Turd! Meta without the verse. Mark Suckerberg. I Don't Wanna Spill All My Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeans! Kevin, Do We Care About Skating? It's Gotta Be These Corpse Hands. Picasso and M&M's. Happy WEEEED Day! Hand Carved Frog. I'm Cuckoo for Cocoa Prints! Coming at the...

TMS 2994: That Bong Dingo Guy 16.04.2026

Idiocracy was a future documentary. Chuck Adjacent. I'll Eat Your Outrage Milkshake. I saw the band Twice once. Lawsuit-Induced Heroin Addiction. That's My Secret. I'm Always Offended! You Cut My Fiber, I'll Cut You! The Kim Johnson Lasagna Teleportation. My money is on Ringo. Call before, ya dig? Spudging it. Shunking the Road into a Truck. Slowly stopping at Brian's house. No Titles From TRPW To...

TMS 2993: Injectable Meat 15.04.2026

Swabbin' His What? Filling Holes in Cheese with Dunaway. Reverse Pimento Loaf. Once, Twice, Three Times a K-Pop Fan. Powdered-Face Borg. Taxes Can Eat a Choad. Never accept any wooden bitcoins. Moby-Dick Like Spider-Man. Scott's brick of coke. I kind of like the worst candy. Being around other people teaches you how to be around other people. That shark ate me boat. Team Beardos. Xeroscaping your...

TMS 2992: The German IRS 14.04.2026

Brillo wig. This is worth 5 Griblets. Virtual pants credit card. Consistently overrated. Scott loves small shit. See which noodle sticks. Grave Digger (not the monster truck). There are dice involved. The wife married to Bundy. Pandemic tainted. We only hire the smilers. Anyone can make a burger. Alex Trebek it up. I left my credit card in my other virtual pants. Talking through the fireplace with...

TMS 2991: Smell No Evil 13.04.2026

The 4 Monkeys are Micky, Dave, Michael and Peter. I don't like wet TeeVeeeeeeeeeeees! Discounted Black Wiener. Itâs a circumcision, dummy. Amy: The Muppet Sherpa. Give Me the Special Potassium. Don't you make my Brown Eyes Periwinkle. Circumcision - Practice Makes Perfect. Undead media. Feeling Blue with Dunaway. Fantasy Island supernatural death. Farting Diamonds. Fickle Utah Spring Rain. No mone...

TMS 2990: Incertception 09.04.2026

Even in Milk it stays Hard. Brief Window of Sanity. Getting My Head Around Hard and Soft Enamel. Don't Change Your Hole. Nobody is bummed about the lack of finger checks. The great Kit KAT Caper. I see Poland, I see France, I've got Kit Kats in my pants. We Just Want To See You, Sweaty and Naked. All in All it's just another 8-Track in the Wall. It's So Crazy My Cars Are Electric. Saving The Lube....

TMS Hangout! 08.04.2026

Just Scott, the chat, and Brian Dunaway for a visit! Video Version: https://youtu.be/p8s4UFRQJsE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

TMS 2989: Black Licorice Adjacent 07.04.2026

Stop Body Shaming My Alien Queen. Avengers: Dunesday. Little Bum Cheeks. SquareFrog NoPants. Human Eyes (clap clap) We're Biting you! Flys That Bite Eyes. The Elephant Can't Consent. The neighbor's kid is barking again. Hoodoo Voodoo Magic Poof. I Played Bass For Tribal Luminescence Back In '85. Partial Nipple Exposure. Mountain Dew Pepto Blast. Great Doctor. Small Fingers. Bundle your home and au...

TMS 2988: Seductive Bread 06.04.2026

Do Muppets have biological eyes cuz I like really wanted to know. Stress of the White Lotus. Keeping Carbohydrated. Chicken of the bedroom. The Lemon Teas and the Whatnots. Sharing Isn't Always Caring. You'll have no David, no Keith and no Lt. Yar! Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice... & A Time Machine... AND A CAVEMAN! Onlybread dot com. Combover Chicken. Smoking Guns and Barrels and Bear...

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