Scott Johnson

The Morning Stream

Comedy EN ↓ 1008 episodes

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Author

Scott Johnson

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

frogpants.com

Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

TMS 2987: Double Patty Business 02.04.2026

My Crunch Wrap Was Not Supreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeme! Hey Dooby Brother! cut that hair! Buck Fiddy Glizzy. Crazy Rich Neighbours. I am no Chuck! We Have Stuff... & Things! Is it too early to get a walleye sandwich? Cod Adjacent. Too much meat for Brian. Web-based Nar. Chuckfusion. In n Out, the experience. All your schedule holes are belong to us. College, the best time to be poor. Pooping On Your Yu...

TMS 2986: Game of Bedpans 01.04.2026

Shits Are Fine. Huge, disgusting grandma-shaped lady. Do Genie's have belly buttons? because I really want to know! I have nipples, Greg. Can you bet on me? Guns Neurosis. F-bomb Streaker. All Quiet on the Licorice Front. Sal Mon Dunaway. Better Call Khaleesi. Includes No Real Pandas. Fudging up your no eff-bomb record. Genies are Pirates with No Legs. Rambo was totally birthed. Old Folks in the S...

TMS 2985: Pig Moisture 31.03.2026

6 1/2 inch vine analysis. Panthers are Pigeons. Lulling you into the sixties. Brian watches too much Television. We're not livin' in the best house. Zartan asks what's in your wallet? Buck Fiddy Glizzy. We Called the Beard Zoe. Here Comes Some Green Poops. A Very Special TMS Quiz. Shit! I mean yes. Were There Chicks in the Bucket on Petticoat Junction? Succulent Chinese meal. This is about the jug...

TMS 2984: Big Pastrami 30.03.2026

Paying in Dong. Big Meat Log. Tinker, Taylor, Soldier, Pokemon. Plenty of Boob Tape. These Pescatarians Are Stabbing All The Fish. Then What Was Scott Feeding the Cat?!? Old Wilted Carrot And A Piece Of Gum. You Get NO Murders, NO Teslas & NO LT YAR! I Wanted Waffle House, So I Went to Waffle House For Waffle House. I don't like Greg with two geeeeeeeeeees! Newspaper underwear. The picture of...

TMS 2983: Oliver Garden 25.03.2026

Tom Nook and His Damn Kids. In space, no one can hear you gamble. The Pokemon Who Smealt It Dealt It. Schlonk Down to the Floor. Are you the Gerp? Left Kevin At The Table. SORA loser. A tiny gap in your bottom. You had me at everything you said. Rubbing, plugging in and Finding the right hole. That was some PreShow. Get out of the shit, Gerp! No Shores for Old Men. Let Me Tap for you, Grandad. The...

TMS 2982: Spoonfuls of Lard 24.03.2026

Regretting The Hot Dog. Bird Fingering. I Don't Like Chatty Phlebotomeeeee. Effin' BitCoin! Pocket Taco Seasoning. Local Hate Figure. Real Guinnea pig, fake jaw. Glissy in the Sun. Certain Protein Bars. Have I told you I have BitCoin. 98 Problems and a Frog Ain't One. Is there Diplomatic Immunity for Nerdtacular cuz I like really wanted to know. The humpsman. You don't know Jovovich. If You Want a...

TMS 2981: Never go full pie 23.03.2026

Dig Your Own Grave & Save! First dead, first served. I don't like cups with cat PEEEEEEEE! We taste with our smell. Douche Noodle. None Of This Is Live. None Of This Is Real. It ain't legal until its done in Mississippi. Cat Urine is an Acquired Taste. Nobody goes to secret pizza because its too busy. Playing the Leo Moment. He Ordered A Virgin. He Didn't Get A Virgin. A Nice Healthy Pork-Base...

TMS 2980: Jackson Polyp 19.03.2026

The Call is Coming from INSIDE the Colon! Hi Brian! How's Your Arsehole? We Only Want Her Laying There For HALF A Day!! Mom's got a fresh batch of runnin' butter! Spider crotch phone. With great polyp comes great responsibility. Schmidt Crateefter. Must Hang Sally. Pinchers vs fangs. You sleep. I watch. Nekkid Phone. Stoned and funny. They Named the Cat Winston. I've moved the yogurt. I do like SL...

TMS 2979: Pinch, Don't Punch 17.03.2026

Hump plumping injectables. Dr. Early Fingers. Sloan And The Family Sty. Tarot Card Psychic Never Saw It Coming. How Evil is Your Residence. You'll have No Will Smith, No Sean Penn and No Lt. Yar! Camel Tampering. Mumbo Jumbo Salesman. All The Shillelagh Ladies. Tiny Pricks In The White House. This Tea isn't very Clare. All the food Brian can't have today. No Prizes For Randy. She Does Look Like A...

TMS 2978: Full Warburton 16.03.2026

Operation Baja blast. Beating the hood till it's flat. Mmm Mold Holes. Six Times the Charm. Mr Pee Pee Poopypants. Narcissistic gate keeping butthole. Fingering the Cookie Jar. Look at the Seam on that Guy. Double Teaming Dunaway. Wait...My intestines are curled up? Release the Gloop be gone! Lazy electrons. Board Game People Don't Expect Much. This is why you go to Claire's. Ooh ohh ooh oh Bobby,...

TMS 2977: Bartholomew Cheesecake 12.03.2026

Are There a lot of Cherries in the Black Forest? Zee Coconuts. Letter swaps to Anus. The Ancient City of Zubba Zubba. The Romulans and the Capulets. Gotta get down on Pi Day. The All Day Bird. Marky Mark Removal Specialist. Kip-Bo Spaghetti. Bask In The People. The General Geezer Area. Brian likes pina colada. No Mermaid Left Behind. A Very Limp Biscuit. Being A Jerk About It w Wendi and more on t...

TMS 2976: Un phoque m'a poussé 11.03.2026

Weird Molly Guys. Krypto Currency is For the Dogs. Beardy and the Melon. It's A Show... Of Shit. See more asses with Dunaway. Is goofy a dog? because I like seriously wanted to know. My Friends Went In With LSDeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Pushed By A Rose? I blame Scoop Jorgensen. A smart dog who's into your wife. Goofus cainus. I'm That Type Of Curmudgeon. Lisa Lube. What the Damn Ackroyd is goin...

TMS 2975: Fridge Rigidity 10.03.2026

How Fat is your Albert. Zoom! Brought To You By All the Drugs in the 70's. The Rick Overton Window. Durandom Durandom. Propeller Braids. Dr Seuss Word Salad. Filing for Bankruptcy? OH YEAH! (Schoolhouse Rock v). Kind Of Mad Maxy. The Guy Had Like A Shovel. Digitally Calibrate Your Studs. There Was A Taylor... A succulent Covid meal!!! Make robots, not war. The Lines of Cindy Margolis. Transparent...

TMS 2974: Deformed Ditto 09.03.2026

I've Got Some pi-erced earlobes baby. Cow in a Can. James Bond will return in Moo Maker. Valuptuous Udders. Sandalwood and Fine Leather. Nerdo Swaggins. Taped and Bad. Plenty O'Tool. Crunchy Lisa lobe. Cheap ass Nintendo! Grandpa's got a brand new tube. I Blame Marie. No twerk without werk. Continous Records Only. Take A Look At Your Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, w Stephen Schleicher and...

TMS 2973: Bonfire Of The Manatees 04.03.2026

This Is About The Burger Pee. Using the crack to your advantage. Knee to the groin eye appointment. Darth Protovaper! I Don't Like Aiiiiiiii Greeeeeeeen! Weird Wednesday with Dunaway. Paying The Tesla Tax. Big Chunky Floater. Maybe Creed Gets Cranked. E.T. Found Polyp. Beau-acal Kissing? Buy the better tires. Old farts talk about pricing back in the day. Sugarloaf Lane. Every Phone Can Be Foldable...

TMS 2972: Salmon Hands 03.03.2026

The Cat Came Back. She's got neon shamrock eyes. It's Ours! We Invented It! Flav o Flavocol. Popcorn Boogers. Captain Invoice. I want to be a cursed 3D printed object. I Did a Thing. You can smell rice!! Raiders of the Lost Ibbott. I'm Not Buying The Blush. Happly Apply Day. What If Myself Into A Corner. Clean and Functional like a black website. Going back to the Pitt with Dan and more on this ep...

TMS 2971: Schrodinger's Court Date! 02.03.2026

The Odor is Coming from Inside the House. Cat flap chicken. Is there such a thing as too much bandwidth cuz I'd really like to know? Oh Hi March. I'm Judge Clarification. Kennel The Dogs, Google Is Here! Come for the install, stay for the lasagna. Ugly Betty Bam Ba Lam. Loki Whatshisface. Poor Mildred Down the Street. The O has transferred from the B to the Router. Speaking of Being in Love with B...

TMS 2970: AARP Centerfold 26.02.2026

Inbox Zero. AI or Amish, with nothing in-between. The river goes through the zebra. Flowery whatever zone. Because Pepperidge Farm Remembers Cocaine Is Amazing! Impaled by Jackelope. Apple Computer Microbrewery. You Don't See Too Many ZOYs These Days. Final Destination: Longhorn Steakhouse. 80-Year-Olds do all of Democracy. Casayt teppes! Pick up your socks! Let Your Woe Begone. Eat Raw Meat. Putt...

TMS 2969: Beardy Spice 25.02.2026

The Library Blocked my Password. Knowing Your Computer Holes. I Do Like Beanieeeeeeees. Is that your Lips?!? Clandestine Clover Patch. And 15 years of Ibbott. HOA PITA. What Kind of a Big Deal. Putting My Hand in Their Package Hole. Miner Spice and Avon Spice. Un-thirsty Plants. Town Meeting Town Meeting. She Doesn't Like Facebook --- Well, I Can Understand That! Let's go SCSI. It Always Feels Lik...

TMS 2968: The Cringe You Know 24.02.2026

Shizburger! Greetings Siblings. Legal Horseshit. Down a Chevy Hole. Narcissistic Turd Monkey. Ducks Are Fine. Geese Are DICKS! I Don't Like Peanut Creeeeeeeeeam. Trusting a Lady to check my junk. I can definitely see why Kim likes it. 94 year old rusty toenail. Bradford Bradington Bradley Reese III. Hannibal Lite. Hallmark Serial Killer. How Far Can You Throw A Goose? Hip Hop Hooray, In the Whites...

TMS 2967: Dude Illegence 23.02.2026

Phantom Tip Tingle. Beef Nuts. You'll get No Cold, No UTI and No Lt Yar. Salem Dreams of Being an Ice Dancer. Gimme the banana bomb! Typhoid Same Sex Mary. New Jersey's got 24 inches. Happy Kristen Day. Milking Rambo. Just a Small Heart Attack. Cats: How do they work? The Meaning of Life with Dunaway. A Desert of Suck. Unfortunate Cookie. Wet Dress Rehearsals w Bobby and more on this episode of Th...

TMS 2966: Organic Intervention 19.02.2026

Temu Leatherface. Brian's back. Quick hide the porn. Anti-Probiotics. Carolina Snot Sauce. Black Market Condoms. She Looked Like A Bethany. Everybody's From Somehting! You Made Movies AND Gum! Without Party City, Where Can I Get a Mask? What Are You People Doing On Your Downtime??!? Oh. Barry Keeduggermuggen. This Critic Review goes up to One hundred and eleven. The Drug Boat. Lubricate the Proces...

TMS 2965: Tip Tingle 18.02.2026

I don't like burning PEEEEEEE! A Windy Hole Means Trouble. I want less bread, more shrimp and no Lt. Yar! Today's Brian Percentage Is Complicated. Advertising Platforms for Shouting. Pray to the Floating Head. A Big Layer of Zip. Happy to Fork that Sandwich. Barely in Sandwich Form. 50/50 Celebration, One Shrimp and One Horse. When Life Gives You Plemons. Stone Bones with Tom. Phantom Groin Pain....

TMS 2964: Give A Hootie, Don't Polluti 17.02.2026

Amy Smoke Wagon Robinson. Cloacal Kissing. The very fine TVsTravis. Dr. Niki: Title Factory. Shaved Greg Maddox. This Is The WORST Gusher Ever!!! Unihole. A Hole In One with Dr Headbutt. A Man Chicken. We all start butt first. Chewing Chud. Dino's did it in the shower. Incoming Sheep Sound. What A Man Chicken Has Downstairs. Chuck Style Bullshit w Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream...

TMS 2963: It's A Sit Day 12.02.2026

Fellowship of the Two Kings. Whatever Happened To Rebecca Black? Y'Know She's Questionably Got Talent! You MUST wear brown slack! Wee Little Ginger Man. You'll get No Denise Crosby No Regina King and No Lt Yar. Clay-tality. Deep, but not Chicago deep. My favorite kind of pizza is the one closest to me. MORTAL FROGBAT!! Hair eating chair. X-Men's Greatest Villain. New York is Crackery. Beat Box Bre...

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