Scott Johnson

The Morning Stream

Comedy EN ↓ 1008 episodes

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Author

Scott Johnson

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

frogpants.com

Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

TMS 2151: Her Name Contains Earl 28.07.2021

Be the Marble not the Hippo. I Don't Like Ice Cream Cheeeeeeeeese. Duty-Free Ibbott. Is Pepsi Mango OK? A Fish Named Illidan. Lawn Darts: Not a Board Game. You Don't Have to Be Smoking Crack To Be Wrong. Hot Lasagna In Tupperware For Everyone! Don't Put Me in the Cooties. Buy it in 4K. It's the Only Way to Be Sure. Nintendo Switcheroo. Stop stealing my pebbles, you DICKS! Self-Absorbed Beaver. I O...

TMS 2150: Vaguely Lincolnish! 27.07.2021

Jewy Duty. Mad Johnson, Fury Keyboard. 2-Hours of Animatronic Yokels. I Don't Worship KISS, but You Might. Chode butter for a beer is a fair trade. There's A Lot Of Attached Tissue There! Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Drone... Corrosive Pooch Pee. That Little Gnome Girl Who Won The Olympics! We Need Youse at the Court House. Zwimming Is Polish For Swimming. Fifty Years of Getting Peed On. Don't Touch T...

TMS 2149: Opulent Lando 26.07.2021

We Invented the Worst Cheese. Vamp, Tramp, or Scamp? Flossing the Back Nine. Scott was gonna binge watch Loki, but then he got comics. (Like Afroman 'then I got high'). Genital Vibration Defense. Orange Kang is so Refreshing! The One That Wasn't The Other Two. Call It M*A*S*H-AFTER! Ignoring the Purge Deadline is just murder. STED - Smoke Twitch E'ry Day. Would You Like Fries, and an Olympic T-shi...

TMS 2148: Cookie Sticks 22.07.2021

I Like That Peanutty Smell Comin' Outta Yer Mouthhole! Well, Spackle My Nuts and Call Me a Candy Bar! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... Nougat. Once Again, My Analogies Are BAD! Nougat Or Not Challenge. If you need to feel good, toot my wife's horn! That's What the Pee Bomb is For. Einstein's Theory of Relative Humidity. The Less You Know, The More You THINK You Know, You Know with Bobby Frankenburge...

TMS 2147: Reverse Richard Dawson 21.07.2021

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TMS 2146: 404 blood sugar not found 20.07.2021

UNLOCK YOUR CAPS! It was straight when I put it in! The Red Headed FerretFace Guy. Having An Irish Moment. Let's Get This Penis In The Air. Mmmmmm, Promotional sausages. The Gator hole is brutal. Why are Sheep not Goats. Lamda, Lamda, Lamda, Can I Infect Ya, Infect Ya, Infect Ya? A Little Fart Volcano. Nothing Wrong With Missouri. Tom Jones, is the unusual guy? The Good Part of Texas. Being near d...

TMS 2145: The Venus de Nipple 19.07.2021

Brown Monkey Chicken. Under your clothes, everyone's NUUUUUUUUDEEEEEE. I asked for more fish and they gave me Phil Fish. Oooh body parts! A Viewing of President Taft. Me, you, and Hasselhoff too. Abe Vigoda Haunts us Daily. Wampas are Basically Pokemon. Jeff Garland is dreamy. Short, Stocky Men in Tight Trunks. You can pee where you want to in North Carolina! Barney and Grimace - together at last....

TMS 2144: let’s do X together 15.07.2021

I think a bird just fell off my shirt! 7 Ingredient Dipshit Supremes. 10 regular size Hamsters or a Hamster sized dog? Monkey Butts and Sugar Science with Bobby. They Were All Along The Watchtower! A public toilet, but for faces! Poorly translated pet water. Bezos Knows a Penis. Selfie Stick... or Lightning Rod? You Just Can't Willy-Nilly" This Stuff!" Gotta go walk the Hamster. What am I to you?...

TMS 2143: You Can't Handle the Fruit! 14.07.2021

Three's Carpentry. Do dogs have fish sandwich because id really like to HONK, aaaaaaaaaahhh! I'm sending you a present so shut the F up. The Pot calling the Kettle Misspelled. Moist Joists. The House of Trembling Madness. Newly Indoctrinated Vaper. 52 Miles or 7 Hours. Stroker Ace was my solo career Porn name. Smarmy Chicken Lord. We asked for more Gwalkmaur but they wouldn't give us anymore Gwalk...

TMS 2142: Pig Wrecked em 13.07.2021

It's okay to send your parents sex videos. Just don't make it weird. These Things Do Not Afraid Me! No Anus Beetles, thank you. The wiener just came out and I can't put it back. Good luck on the weird sex, I'm British. I Don't Like EarWiiiiiiiiigs. 7 Ex's And A Blake Lively! How Buzzfeed Are You? You're Going To Sploosh On Top Of The Spaghetti! I Should, but then I Don't. Stop Trying to Make Fert...

TMS 2141: Relax and Think of Unicorns 08.07.2021

Petrificus Fungbungulus! QAnon Shaman Mini-fig. It's not that kinda Jerky. To Be Clear, Little People Are Humans. Gonna Pull Back On The T! Mystery Brother Subject. Having a Bit of a Tinky with Gidget. Don't Use 2D Tuna With a 3D Cat. Comedy Week Revenge Guild. Willows little people brownies. Was It Too Early For A Fish Sandwich? Sucks being old, but I'm always horny. Stop Trying To Make Borders H...

TMS 2140: Roundhouse of Refreshment 07.07.2021

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TMS 2139: Darth Vaper 06.07.2021

We All Have a Shelf Life. It's The BETTER Dakota! Want to try my Movie Theater Pickle? Vape CBD Ev'ry Day! Come On Down To Randy Rental. Getting Some Weed & Shasta From The Kroger! Worried about limited heart beats. Plays Resident Evil and screams. Random person yells into the void, more at 11. What's The Dill About Movie Theater Pickles? Ireland Where they Sing Ditties And Eat Clovers. Walk T...

TMS 2138: Blaveheart 05.07.2021

What Will It Take To Get You Into That Big Mac Value Meal today?? Freedom Rock, Turn it Up While Taking a Freedom Bath! A 2-Way Mirror is Just a 1-Way Window. Red, white and Chew. Dead Counts as Damaged. The Hoitey & The Toitey! Aliens are Taking Your Taxes! Follow Me On Twink Tok! Describe the T-Shirt Situation. Love the band. Not sure about the hitler mustache. The Colman-Domingo: Best All A...

TMS 2137: CSI Stardew Valley 30.06.2021

No Show Yesterday. No Show Tomorrow. Doctor Jellyfingers Checking the Oil. Liquid Nitrogen-Chilled Don Cheetos. Meringue All the Things! Show me Your Gross Sausage Meat. Masticating Quietly on Air. They've Got Ringos On Their Thingos! Hand Me Those Children. Waiting There In His Underoos. Throuples Do It As Soon As They Leave. If Your Penis Looks Like an Artichoke, Please See a Doctor. All the Bad...

TMS 2136: Don't Tickle Your Rat 28.06.2021

These Fecal Flakes Taste Like Crap. The Gun Added 8 Pounds. What's David Letterman's beard doing these days? You know it's got talent. Let's talk about my butt! I Could Really Go For A Cucumber. Cheap Medal Bastards. A Pelt Away from a Q-Anon Shaman. The Seth Rogan Experience! Flat Earth Confirmed! Butt Butter... Now in Tubes! Meat Based Best Friends. He also believes in Aliens. Der Terk Er Gerns....

TMS 2135: Preparation Level H 24.06.2021

Frank Zappa Was The Mother of Invention. It Rubs the Lotion on the Nips or else it gets the chafffff. Shit N Slide. Can I talk to you about your extended Anus warranty? Blowing Monkeys for Science. Wild Cocked Tuna. Every Time a Penguin Gets a Shoe a Kitten Gets an Anus. Thinly Spread Layer Upon The Choad. Quick Review: Meh. Monkeys Exposing Themselves With Bobby. Jim Henson's Viking Babies: BORKA...

TMS 2134: Necrolickaphobia 23.06.2021

Satan's Little Helper. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a dead body? Ah1 Ah2 Ah3 crunch 3. California's Erupting Mud Basket. It's An -Oochie Like Name! Do Astronauts Have Jobs, Because I Really, Like, Want To Know! Dancing Naked While Wearing The Skin Of Grandpa Nissan. Modok runs Penguin Town. It's ALWAYS Leg Day! Can I Say Jackass?? Pissy Android People. Rigorous Basketball wi...

TMS 2133: Taint Paint? 22.06.2021

The Sprinkler Man Waits for NO ONE! What's your Waifu password. A Donkey on the Lamb. The Birth of Venus or David's Penis. STOP THE MONKEYS! He Can't Schwing Very Hard Any More! Prime Day has just gotten too commercial. I Like a Good Hillbilly in the City Story. Where do I put my possum? A Crumbling Facade of a Joke. Grease is the problem I have with Nut Butter. Go Kiss An Onion Ring. Can't wait f...

TMS 2132: A Party Every Few Inches 21.06.2021

A Priest, a Mountain Biker, and 14 Ibbotts Walk Into a Bar. Why was your Battle Cry Shit on Me? Don't Toss Grandma off a bridge. Words you never want to hear your Mother say. What is Bukkake? The NUT Part Is Emphasized! You Need a Permit to Spread Grandma. Quarter Cocked Caravan Of Cars. IT'S A TARP!!!!! Park Icon not to Scale. No Scratch, Just Half a Bush. In Soviet Russia, Tella Nuts You! The 80...

TMS 2131: Pork Taint Burrito 16.06.2021

Shaved-Ass Looking Little Bits Of Coconut. No Show Tomorrow. Is That Where All My Shirts Went??!? It's No Hamilton, But It's A Lincoln And Two Washingtons. ClareGeek? I Don't Like TV Theeeeeeeeeeeemes. One More Thing Batman Won't Do! Drama Is The Magnet You Put On The Fridge! It's The Casual Troll. Mighty fat guy. Jerky in the dark. SON OF A GOAT! Brian goes schoo. Tom Has Been Freed! Reccamentals...

TMS 2130: Hidden Pillow Ranch 15.06.2021

Batman Would Totally Eat The Mona Lisa. Tears For Elderly Fears? That Guy With Speakers Lied. It's definitely not Mego... Actually, it's Mego. Hail Caesar the Fourth. It was a Salad piñata. Phloo the gum across the car. He Needs a Publix Defender! Are Parking Lot speakers Better Than Parking Lot Tacos? I like Wario, he's a dick. Batman In The Red Hood. Do you have the complete history of this mann...

TMS 2129: Prague Rockers 14.06.2021

Boy Scouts are just another Gang. Moist Engorged Phlegm. Cougars and Bears Hang Out in Different Bars. That Banana is My cousin. Black Bear car detailing, sucks. handlebar up the hoo ha. Detective Hairy Twink. We didn't start the fire...or Kill Ned Beatty. I Appreciated Lizard Penis! HIPPO Violations. Tee Shirt shops, Tourist Traps and Duh Bears. Watermelon Flavored Thighmaster. Can I still use th...

TMS 2128: Uncle Tinkles 10.06.2021

This Is Not My AirBNB House! Frosty-Haired Chode. Having A Rule And Enforcing It Are Two Very Different Things! Rick Roll gives me gas. You'll never get me Loki Charms! Find the weird. Cut it. Use It. I don't like Uncle Peeeeeeeee. Question for the Weed People. Put Your Wiener In It! NFTing NFT. I am a lady liking lady. Scott Rick-splains YouTube. Bumping heads with Skeezy Crypto Bros. A Cool Dude...

TMS 2127: Baron Zima 09.06.2021

They're Born dicks, They Stay Dicks, They're Dicks FOREVER! Bee Keeper Suit? SEND PICS!! Potato Tornado Was My Finishing Move. You Gots a Horny Boyfriend. Mmmm ziplock pizza. That's The Moment They Sniff A Daffodil. Natalie Portman's Age is a Fuzzy Thing. From Hell with Fred Astaire. Please Rain, I'm Busy Watching Netflix. Zoom and Gloom! Last place it goes is your butthole. One Your Left Dude Got...

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