The Morning Stream

Velmasplaining Haloween. Coverlord. What's this? !s What's this? Someone killed a bear. Every Halloween I show up wearing nothing. Isn't There A Chocolate That's Milk Something? Chuckie Dunaway. The Vomit Half. Walker, Texas Singer. Save Halloween For Christmas. Twas on All Hallows Even. Starlord Mix Tape is TMS backwards. Think about IT! The Good kind of Wood. Santa and Mini-Santa. 40K Ordinary p...

A Tale of Two Michelles. Undo with Crayon-Z. The McBrian is Back! Sexy Science Jesus. I am pants at that game. Print me the idol, I will print you the whip. Moistly appreciated. The Royal What. Dollymops. I can't pinch and zoom with this book. It removes the SteamDeck from the Bedroom or it gets the DREAMS again. Dearest Johnson. I Like All the Gaze. Kindle-ing interest in books with Amy. Cans and...

I don't like Fish peeeeee teaaaaaaa. You Can Stand Under My Novella. Teddy Bears, Nipples, and Gold Bikinis. You Require More Ingots! A Clump of Teens and a Wad of Kids. Dunaway Leaves a Floater. Take a Bite of the Greasy Denver. Jabba starts yankin the chain. What's Ask Jeeves doing these days. You know he had answers. YOU get Covid, Brian gets hair. Recommentals with Scott, Bobby and literally n...

My Ears are a Foot Apart? The Call Is Coming From Inside The Hearse. It came in a flesh box. Backyard Men. BBQ-Anon. Dirty Diseased Denverites. Limp Early Day. Darrell was Skeletor the whole time! How Many Condoms can YOU Fit in a Pumpkin? Blockbuster multiverse theory. Paying the Brass Tax with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone....

Scoot and Breen are Fart. Poop Jokes and Ryan. Meta On Air LIght. I love comics but NOT THAT ONE. Who The Hell Is This?! These Pumpkins ain't gonna chunk themselves. Can't have Too Many Stephanies. John Travolta thrusting makes it hard for Scott. You can neither spell Plums nor misspell Plums. does the arcade carpet match the drapes? An Emergency Ann Lander. Colonel Tso was Demoted. Nauseous Witho...

I would walk 500 feet and I would walk 500 more Just to wreck my back and fall down at your door. Johnson Family Feud. Never Fruity Pebble a Samoan when death is on the line! You Smell Like Syrup and Pee Pee. Unsubscribe Random Spousal Facts. Planned Squats. Special K, neither special nor K, discuss. A Bowl of Breakfast Kibble. Ever had a Noooose Bleeed (Connery Car Keys). Didn't Superman Have a D...

Yo These Speakers Are The Shit. I Don't Like Squeaky Teeeeeeeeens. Drive backward and it says Paul is dead. William Tell Lost his New Grooves. When did Neil Diamond Jump the Shark? All that and a supreme tubular beef experience. You got fungus in my hot chocolate. 4 inches is very subjective. Burny Poo Later. *Squeak* Kill me *Squeak* Kill me *Squeak* Kill Me. Libbott. Dammit Jim I'm a hunter not...

You can't throw RICE. Pan Solo. New Shave, who dis? Drivethru ASMR. What if he doesn't survive, he's no good to me bread. Can I poo here or do I have to buy something? Steamer flan bag! 3 giant yanks and it finally came out. Let them eat Taco Bell! Fellow Utah Whitefolk. Don't mind the guy in the ski mask. We are trying something new. I don't like to pour CREEEEEAAAAAAM. Landfills have more and be...

Bleats By Dre. Braunsweiger? Sure, I like all kinds of music. The Tell Tale Smoke Alarm. My beauty monkey hump. Look Out Demons, I've Got Balls!! The chirp is coming from inside the house. I don't like licking 9-volt battereeeeeeeees. Watching Netflix at the speed of drunk. Omnidirection Chirps. Flimmity Stickit and His Time Up the Mountain. Leggo My Eggo-nog. Not seeing anything with a penis. And...

Stop The Hunch, Stand For TMS. This Board is Looking Sus. Say the title! Baarrryyyyy'd. Chuck the Retro Buddy Good Friend. Girls Just Want To Tune In Tokyo (NO THEY DON'T). Bricking my Sex Robot. Wasn't there a Werewolf game name Werewolf? Gymnasium Lavatory. They Milked My Teet and Moved on. Someone is having fun! Call 911! Get Back to Biscuit Week! Patreon taste the rainboob. Back Breaking Ergon...

Can I tap that camel? American Cheese is Neither American nor Cheese. Discuss. I Dont Like Injections in My Peeeeeeeeeeeeeen. Hork It Outta Your Dooda. Brian Ibbott has a very strange AH. American Cheese taste like Government. Mansplaining boobs. Dammit Kevin! The second weirdest thing we heard today. Hocus Pocus 2...End Times. How many cowboys named Vic do you know? Butt-Scratchin' Drug Company....

Poutine Thanksgiving. Viagra + Muscle Relaxant: An Upper and a Downer. European and Eurohurtin'. Jesus Christ, Wood Whisper. Take this package around the Back. I can see my nose hairs from here. Dumb or Weird or Dumb AND weird. Does the Weed lose its flavor in the fridge overnight? Filter Drinks Through Your Undies. Peeing its way to China. That wheel weighs a ton. Columbus Doesn't Exist Anymore....

Tall Guy with the Small Fry. Shit Out of Luck Dot Com. Fletchamentals. Unboxing the 4 eyed Cactus. Coitus, Amphetamines, and Mating Possibilities. I just assume they are all dead. Gallon O'Shade. Make America Greasy Again. Reagan is shitting in his grave. drinking the Tubi KoolAid. 5 McDonalds Later, poop out of luck. Get your ass in Mars. Graveside Manners with Amy. Fighting FOO with Wendy and mo...

I Always Cry When I Exit a Vagina. Safety Peens. I Specialize in Quickdraw McGraw. TMS: Now with 100% more grandpa. Junk Drawer Flex. Airport crocs. Turn Your Mouth into Your Butthole. Ana DeNaked. Healthy as a Pumpkin at Harvest. This Cannon is LOADED. Somebody With Some Seed. Discharge Rates and Dry Areas. The scent of Musk with Tom. Farts On Demand With Randy and more on this episode of The Mor...

Taylor goes in, baby comes out. Can't explain that! Point me in the Direction of your Schlongsleiger. For room service, press 2. For corpse removal, press 3. Ball-Bearings of Chocolate. I don't like spreadable MEEEEEEAAAAAT! Grimace, ribbed for your pleasure. Who the hell is Tyler?? The Five Dollar F Me. Firm Buns for My Organ Meat. Jabber Jaw Jujitsu Jerks. Fiddle Brian's Knobs! Don't give this m...

Ménage Quad. The Deep Cake is a lie. Nine Inch Nails on a Chalkboard. Deaths from Monkey Pox are RARELY fatal. All in on the Nurple Booby. Duh, Twinning. Body horror fantasies, delicately explored. Crowbar with Two Functional Ends. Partial Eclipse Of The Red On Air Light. Goth Teats. I'll sleep on you He-Man (Skeletor Voice). Left head, right head, lower head. Percy Jackson and the Zeus Hole. Namo...

Dogs Must be Accompanied by an Emotional Support Human. Tubi or not Tubi. The $34 Twenty Dollar Bill. When life gives you Kim vacations, use Carter. Sometimes you have to say the Period. Sexual Aids for Larry. Diary of a MapQuest Murderer. Is the Shit Kosher? Huh, what's this wire for? snip. Scott's Unforgiven avoidance of Parasite. A Laptop Named Bill. What's in the bag? WHAT'S IN THE BAAAAG? On...

The Rook and the Rectum. Cats Need Comfort And Cardboard. Taste that biscuit. Does Metal Have Hair 'Cause I Like Really Want to Know... I Don't Like Chess Anal Beeeeeeeds. Don Dokken's Dealership. Jim Halpert, lead singer of Judas Priest. Wrinkle Up and Fall Over. I'll Have What the Pilot's Having. Generate an Image of Me Like Your AI French Girls. Huge jacked man to play Wolverine. Lump Bum. Body...

The Snails of Dusseldorf. Chewing on the Boba. I don't like little balls in my teeeeeeeea. Professor Holden McGroin. This Is Just Floatin' Meat. Bring Brian A Bisque. Slap Quitting. Tacos by the Slice. Don't lick batteries with your body tongue. Warning: This episode contains flashing lights. The Cilantro of Asian Drinks. Cruise ship dumpster food. My Complaint Is Now Dead. A Satisfactory discussi...

Someone Wake Billy Joel Osment. The Tallest Idiot. Cheddar Flavored Cheese Product. Kirkland in, Kirkland out. Under the door YouTube fart noises. Confusing Excrement Placement. The Smell Of A Giant Sausage Bomb. Why Am I in Your Saw" Dreams? I like to hump things around the house. MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm....... chocolate. Are Girl-Scout Cookies Made of Real Girl Scouts cos I like really wanted to know...

Brick and Motor. Eating your pet peeves. Squirrel vs. the Batman. Beyond Nose Meat. There are FOUR LINKS. Hello from the Eisner-side. A Sonic Mastication Revulsion. Karenina... (manah manah). Vegan Cannibal Horror. So no one told the baby that life was gonna be this way. Chewing Aluminum For Fun and Profit. That didn't end in a humane way. Isn't there a saying about a books cover and how you judge...

I want spiders precisely zero times. Brother In Law from Another Mother in Law. THERE ARE THREE BRIANS. Snoozed the Spider. Pee-Wee Simpson and Bart Herman. Cameo Isn't Naked People, but Still Weird. I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such games as Dominoes: Death Edition. Caught Up on Starting What I've Started. Squat and Squirt. Catchphrase Technicalities. Making Cameos on Onlyfans. Othe...

Do Goats Have Hands 'Cause I Like Really Want to Know. Cool, like a Finger in the Anus. Sir Babycakes. Take the 20 leave the weed. Thanos, Moon Knight, and Aquaman walk into a room. Kentucky Fried Magarac. PhD In Neuro HooHaa. Not Enough Staff for Hotdogs or Sticks. Hand Farting for the love of it. Owner/Lover. Kentucky Fried Donkey. I can pee on the deputy for hours. Offending Muslims and people...

Congressional Medal of Jesus. I've got Covid too and I feel fine. Covid Zero. Holy Trinity of Hemsworth. THERE ARE TWO LINES! Rashy in the wet. Johnson got Fingered. Hot Throbbing Frog Off. Teepee Shenanigans. You get a pinky, and you get a pinky. Get in a canoe and EFF THE MONARCHY. Who would give Jim Henson 1 star? Show us on the puppet, what you did in Only Fans. Shenanigans with Amy! Hanging o...

Hong kong donkey dong. Can You Hook Me Up With A Fertility Idol? No One Manscapes Like Gaston. Wasn't there some Captain with a Hook? I could eat a box of Cheezits for hours. I Really Like Umamiiiiiiiiii. Cat-Bat-Girl-Woman. I didn't go to 4 yrs of Pirating school to be called Hook man! All the Donkey Penises. I'm Sure it's a fine bum. Nothing Like a Coooooold Oscar Meyer Hotdog, Nothin' Like It!...