The Morning Stream

Brian Bends the Knee. When One Door Closes a Door Becomes a Window. Ooooh the Uterus is done! The Sauce of the Monkey. Cysticles. Concentrated Boob Sweat. Between a Rock and a Dwayne Place. Freezing Aliens! Prove it, You CAN'T! I'm dreaming of a weird Christmas. I don't like Pun-da-treeeeeeeeee. 11 and -11 are close enough. Obviously it's aliens. Ship Before You Remove. Gamer Grandpa Bathwater. On...

Flurturnstic Flur. The Jesus Kid. Micro Gift For Kim. You like Video Games? Hold my Juice Box. Control of Clare. Gin Soaked Potato Phone. Tracksuit mafia strikes back. Lobo Lo Lo Lo LoBo. I Vote Team Claraway. Darn That Wrist Parrott! Son of a Goat! The Brian Dunaway was a Pillow! Proud of my weird facsimile. Top Hat in the morning with Tom. Is Pepsi OK, Recommentals and more on this episode of Th...

Demon Anus Breath. An LCD trip. Meat con carnage. Did You Ever Read About the Frog Who Wanted Pants? And Then He Got Some. Cop a Feel of That Onion. The Morning Sciatica. 8 maids a cleaning up bird shit. Yes, The Band! I Mean Yes, Not The Band. Or the Exclamation. You no take Candle in the Winf. Just one inflatable. Hold my Grinch. It's Clitoritor! Take Me Seriously! Deedly Doo! The Art of 1/3 of...

There's No Business Like Sciatica Business. Dumb Muffs. Chiropractors Get You Hooked on the Crack. DiCaprio Level Seating. I'd love to do that with my pants. So This Is 50. And a Happy New Year. Do You Know What I Do?!? Hinges are the darkest magic. Lose the Pepperidge Farm Voice! Was It Boogery? Brian drinks Thickened Liquor. I Wouldn't Talk in This Voice if I Was You. Marvel's Superman: There's...

Only murders in the dungeon. Who Goes Out To Get A Salad? Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right. Self Driving in the middle with you. Stupid Giant Fruit-Loop. KFC stands for Kill for Corn. Try Food Poisoning At Least Once. Is Laurie a Male Name? Flannel-Clad Schmoes. Bobby Franken-Subtitute. Peepoo are Human Beans. Empty Cavities with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Lea...

Diarrhea Dog is the worst Yoga move. I Don't Like Eeeeeeeeee Batteries. The Ones you Lick that Hurt. Save a Soul-a-Thon. When you're not here, you're family we don't like anymore. Borderline Political Jesus. The man at the recycling Center lied. Dunkin' Covfefe. Swamp Water is my John Fogerty Cover Band Name. Germans: Pretty cool since the war. Collective Soul Asylum. Your dog died? Prove it! You...

I Think He Blew a Transformer. Rated RRR. Who got time to read 7 books? You can Liquid Dance if you want to, you can leave your poop behind. THEN YOU CAN'T EAT RICE! STOMACH NUETRAL FOOD ONLY. Now it's in 4 parts. Would you like Sushi with your Sushi?? I want Pinhead and the Lady with the Vagina in her neck. Mister Boom Tastic, Something Fantastic. Give Peace and James Gunn a Chance! Taking the D...

The Age-Old Tradition of Beating Your Mom. Where's my Diamond Bracelet, Brian? Frozone Pizza. Where's Elmo. Smells like me in here. Totos for Peepoo. Marijuana poisoning? Gonna check Snoops.com. Popcorn Covered in Bubblegum. All the Sample Ladies. All the Sample Ladies. Wee wee, poo poo, and haw haw haw. I hope you like this book more than Bill did. No Joy In That Con. Thick Wet Quality. DJ Kahlid...

Eating Mustard Every Day. The Short Answer? It's Bullshit. Marie Osmond Squirted Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory. Friends that Lick Poles. Yeet out the commercials. I'm allergic to tentacles. You're right handed, left? They give off the stench of niceness. I thought Fargo Won, no? The Academy of Brian Dunaway.just a lil' bit of torture. A drawing I did of my own HAND. Bring me all the raw with...

Which way does YOUR toilet flow? I know him! He's a friend from the oven! Hail Santa. Gknee Gknee Gknee Gkneeeeeee. Shepard in Spaaaaaaaaaaaaceeeee. gknee Is Still Having It. It's no Filth. Dirt's for the bold. Mount Sanford and Son. Oh my Gorge! Flabbergasted Flossy Owners. Sea-Tac So Tacky. Immediate Marcia Gay Hardens. Again with the Plums. Getting Drilled with Bill and more on this episode of...

Tina Taco. Whoa, Blue Beetle, Bam-ba-lam. Once You Poop You Can't Stop. Sexy Jim Varney Voice. We Don't Need Another Gyro. woke dirt chode. What's The Opposite Of Nine? 6! Air out the hemorrhoids. Chribbott on an Ibbott. There's A Lady I Know, Who Goes To The Mall and She Is Sitting On Two Chairs. Hydrate the Router. Lobo and Mebo. Greeky Cheese. Taste the Squireenie. Indiana Jones and the Dial So...

Give me the uterus, i'll give you the deck! My Haterade brings all the trolls to the yard. You know, the Never Ending Story flying dog thing. How many fallopian tubes do YOU have? Going out on a high note with Milli Vanilli. Stevia. I barely knew her. Brian is healthier without his Soul. What's a phone book? It's not a good segue if you need to explain it. Tears Are The New Handshake. They Kept Sa...

TvsTravis Killed the Radio Travis. Felonious Monks. Hey, Too Early for a Meth Sandwich? Cough Drop Unit. Dunaway gets YEEEETed. Only the Beastie Boys want Ill Communication. Kirkland Pant Heist. Crystal Monks. How Black is This Mirror? How's Chris Jericho doing these days. You know I haven't heard of him. 360 dreams and dirty toilets. NES Heist. How much for your best Yabba Dabba Doooooo? Sardines...

Wakwanzaa Forever. Tossing Salads and Scrambled Eggs for Christmas. Brian Has No Soul: Week 3. It's No Popeye. But What Is. A Master Blaster Christmas Carol. First rats eat the Weed, then they are cooking meth. Dr. Tina, Ride Share Woman. I Don't Like Peeeeee Debriiiiiiis. Sharper Image is a Dull Store. Avoid the Butthole Snow. Man, never go full Peacock. I would like to cancel my free trial of wi...

Queer and Present Danger. Hunger Games for Hillbillies. Drunk Cherries. I Can't Believe It's Not Butt Tar. Underwear crapnel. Would you like fries with that baby? Hairiest, Gayest Bearman. Jumbuck and Tucker is my favorite Starsky and Hutch Spinoff. Peepoo is the new Love the show though. Undie Fragments. Screams and Carapace Air. A Crabby Royal with Cheese. Medieval End Times. Isn't There a Giant...

Which of You Bastards Said Serenity? Garmondo? Sounds Great! Five Guys COVID and Lies. AND THEN THERE'S MAUDE! Shalala La Boof. A regular human sized burger. Man I can go for some gum, got any cheese? The Wild Brady West. Hey Attractive Girl, You're Muted. That Vanessa Williams. The 30 Year Old is a Baby! Who is Clare Diction. Netflix murders and cakes. You're a Sweet Little Headache with Tom. Way...

WaKaren Forever. Fantastic Sleeps and Where to Find Them. Like a Hostess pie, but good. I Have A Way With Peepoo. He fancies himself a banksy. It's a Great Time to Survive. Big Plump Franks. Flappy-Wing Ankle-Wings. Talking Includes Whispering. The standard chocolate cake radio station. Paying for heat in my bum. Thinking Outside The Bin. 80% Less Naked Than Flea. Throw me the crystals, I'll throw...

Your Kidneys Are Incredible. Airlines Can Bite My Left Buttcheek. I Can Only Taste Hand Lotion. Upper Deck of a German Toilet. Aria Stark's Shit List. Hallmark: Porn without Naked People. The guy at Jiffy Lube lied. Bruce is a lumberjack and he's ok. T Stands For Dumb. Coming to the Stage...Jerry Atric! George Donkey Bite Washington. Fiddy-Centaur. COVID Makes You Think There Are Two Marleys. Fren...

Don't Repeat the Pizza Rolls. Wiener Nougat. Jim Henson Whips it Out. Look at the big brain on Travis! The Beard of Knowledge. Lets Hear That 5150 Review! Be Afraid the Wrath of the Redhead. GoFundChuck. Silverado, why won't you come to your senses. No Straying From Correct Answers. TMS stands for Teaching Me Stuff. Trailing the blaze with Amy. Pinewood Derby Inside Baseball with Wendi and more on...

Age is Just a Number... and the Slow Degradation of Tissues and Cells. Exceeding the Pun Density Limit. Wither do you wander Mr Michigander. How Scared Should You Be? Tune In Next Tuesday! I mean that personally, not politically. We Need Pun Control Laws. He's more Kyber than Cover now. Stayed Up 24 Hours - Not in a Row. A Grumpy Old Man Out In Space. The Carolingian Conspiracy. Cluck Cluck BOOM!...

The Duke of Earl of Sandwich. Doves Are Pigeons Too! Titillating Titanium Talk. If I Could Just Use Your Chicken. Chink in the armor, lovingly. Mr and Mrs Coitus. Come Together Right Now Beauty Queens (The Beatles). Males Don't Have the Nice Round Butt. The Black Crystal. Hacksaw Guerrilla. His Tae Kwan Do is better than your Tae Kwan Don't. Do spiders have brains cuz I like really wanted to know....

From Tom Cruise to Ted Cruz. Pickle Ass Rubber Mushrooms. You must hate having sex. Nut Hunt. William Shatspear. No licking hypnotoad. A Strong Healthy Urine Stream. When Turtles Hump. Choke on a Peanut. Charity Donations - Please No Cars. Cats in Space. The Canary in the Cold void of space. Janet Yakson. Up your Nose with Yazoo. DC Got a Gunn with Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Mo...

Does your Johnson have a big head? It cost $8 to submit this title. Ibbott's Own Salad Dressing. Razzberry Teet Milk. Headphone Rotation Flummoxation. Do Androids Smell of Electric Poop. Season One Riker Hair. Overpay Retro. Uber Tangent Ride. Dong Wang Check Your Brain. We Could Just Say Goodbye. Does This AI Make Me Look Fat? Pretty But Not Dangerous. Don't You Forget About Me with Amy. There's...

There's a door on the Roof. Flosspants Studios. Catsup The Gathering. Mashed Potatoes Regret. It's 4 million Affleck's and 364 Buscemi's away. It's your kids, Woman! Mythical Metals of Lore. We still have Tungsten. Horny DOS days. Clouty With A Chance Of Musk. This comma changes everything. Thanks for coming to my Tater Talk. Knuckle Deep Alzheimer's. Nailing Tech To Our Foreheads, With Tom. How T...

Sansa-Level Whackadoo. Gundam Style. One guy had to be Voltron's ass. Bye Bye Moist Pony. Beware The Mustache!! Good old Steve whatshisname. Teenage dirtbags took my candy. A Cigarette in Every Orifice! You're Out of Order? This Whole Filming is Out of Order! Fentanyl Candy. Y'Know, For Kids. Whole lotta Uma in that face. Poop a brick in the wrong direction. Utah-Hoohahs. Punished Bots with Bill....