The Morning Blitz

Thick's wife called him out for the way he says, "Syrup." Turns out, Kelly says it the same way. Completely related, Lewis was upset that there was a ton of talk about syrup, but no pancakes to accompany it.

When we were kids, we wanted to test our might. A lot of the time it was Mortal Kombat. Sticks, rocks, dog poo, and more made up the weapon of choice. Did you have one?

A 38 year old girl was driving with her grandma who didn't mind telling her what she thought about her lack of marriage. We had nice little talk about how sometimes marriage just isn't right for everyone!

The Morning Blitz did a little couples therapy. In today's episode, our hero went on two dates and decided she wasn't for him. Unfortunately, they bumped into his mom who decided to invite her to Thanksgiving dinner!

A 21 year old kid thinks his generation is addicted to their phones and smart devices. The Moring Blitz weighed in on the matter and gave Blitz Nation a chance to speak their minds. Ipad Babies are out there and according to this part of Gen Z....they are terrible!

Leave it to a Tik Tok-er to come up with a new relationship test. This one has been around for awhile, but it has found new life thanks to the app. Thick and Kelly really disagree over this one while Lewis decided it was safer to hide, in his room, with headphones on.

If you thought the Christmas Shoes was an emotional experience, you are correct. Well nothing screams, "Holiday Spirit," like dad nearly being killed in a tragic bus crash on Christmas Eve. Oh it's true. It's damn true. You gotta hear about this.

A Gospel singer found out she was nominated for a few grammy awards. She decided she was going to do the Lord's work and sing to the passengers. We don't consider forcing people to listen to Gospel music on a plane is what Jesus would do, but to each their own. The fligh leader didn't think so either. Needless to say, Kelly got pretty fired up!

Crazy comes in all shapes in sizes. It also shows up in all places. That includes drive thru windows, on foot, and making unrealistic demands. You gotta feel for the staff. If it were up to Kelly Quin, she would choose violence!

The world is learning more and more everyday from Social Media. Why not how to eat vegetables. Don't use your hand. Don't spear them with your fork. Use your knife to gather some peas and act like a backboard to hold them there. Join us soon we discuss using the salad fork to eat the main course. Sure it will accomplish the same thing, but we wouldn't want to demonstrate a lack of etiquette would...

The Morning Blitz found out that Kevin Costner might be banging Reese Witherspoon. They discussed age difference, careers, and how many Kevin Costner movie titles can one person use to describe the relationship.

A karaoke host, in Kentucky lost his mind when a dude sang a Falling In Reverse song. Kelly, Thick, and Lewis decided to talk karaoke and tossed around the idea of creating a Blitz Nation Karaoke Tour!

There are a lot of things you always wanted to do. Let's be honest, not every one can change a tire at 30. This morning, we talked about some of those types of things. From whistling, to Thick making arm pit noises, the show hit a new low....or high.

It wasn't meant to be a discussion about time travel, but some how 3 of the most non-scientific people on the planet found away to discuss it. It started with a choice and ended with Thick Rick's flawed plan.

Any dog owner understands the term, "Anal Glands." Well, Thick Rick is somewhat of an expert on the situation. Kelly and Lewis were losing their minds. Be warned, the phrase, "Fish Butt," was enacted.

You might be shocked at what is considered, "Dad Rock!" Alice in Chains, Foo Fighters, Metallica, and more all made the list. Check out what the Morning Blitz had to say about it...