The Morning Blitz

Kelly came in hot. She is all in on Alabama. We talked a little about the final College Football Playoff Ranking.

Columbus ranks in the middle of cities when it comes to honesty. If you found a thousand dollars laying around, would you keep it or turn it in?

Some people have sweet potatoes with their turkey and others have mashed potatoes or something more traditional. One family in Michigan opted for turkey with a side of cocaine.

We played the worst Xmas song ever. We also followed it up with 2 more. Still asking why?

Terminal Velocity was the term. Somehow we all fell into the Thick Rick Space Junk dodging Rabit hole.

Someone's smart toilet exploded. At first we thought, "Who needs a smart toilet?" We qucikly realized a self cleaning toilet might not be so bad

Apparently, it is all in how you eat the candy cane. Some people even fashion weapons out of them. If your Thick Rick, peppermint is not your thing.

We were talking about people losing the skill of face to face communication. This led to Kelly calling out Rick about his ability to remember everything!

We played a new game and it was fun. Kelly believes we should bend the rules a bit. In other words, she is ok with a victory attained by cheating.

One minute, you are having a simple discussion about Spotify and artists that don't use it. The next minute, you go down a path that you just can't recover from.

Thick Rick used his wifes towel and just hung it back up. We got into people's towel habits. How many times can you use it before it gets put in the wash? More importantly, what about the decorative towels?

We got into a good Couples Therapy about a girl who is upset that her boyfriend uses the same tree that he did with his ex.

We talked about people's favorite holiday movies. For some reason, Lewis brought up the classic Folgers Xmas commercial. The plot thickened when Thick Rick thought the orginal cast from the 70s commercial actually filmed the porn spoof

We have all been invited to someone's house for a get together. Some people make their own dish and bring it with them. Some of us suck at cooking, order food from a store or restaraunt, and pass it off as our own. We talked about doing just that.

Today is Giving Tuesday. We talked about odd things that people have donated to various places. Somehow, we got on the subject of Cuddle Clones and buying a casket at Walmart!

Thick Rick bought a real Xmas tree. He was SHOCKED out how much they cost now. We got into that and how the price of EVERYTHING has gone up. Lot of sap....lot of sap.

We get up early. Kelly Quinn tossed out the idea of concerts starting around lunch time. A good idea for those who love to rock, but are also burdened with waking up early.

Rob Schneider has a new movie coming out called Daddy Daughter Trip, He caught up with Thick and Lewis to talk about that and some of his classic roles.

Lewis shared the story of a Florida man who managed to take care of himself, in public, while riding a bike. The sheer dexterity it takes alone is impressive. Blitz Nation determined that this is something you do because you can.

Blitzmas is upon us. The Godz dropped a new album called Ressurection. They also play Friday night at The King Of Clubs! They stopped in to talk about the album,the show, and touring back in the day.

Thick and Lewis talked a little turkey. Is the Thanksgiving food lineup really strong or do you go with something else? We also discussed the trend that is spatchcocking.

Tess came in this morning for another Blitz Rock Rundown. Before that took place, her and Thick Rick had the audactiy to bash school pizza. Who does that?

Generational dating. That is the new thing. People are dating way beyond what most would think is their age limit. It's pretty common. In fact, we found out there is a big gap between some of blitz nation and their partners.

Thick and Lewis were talking about a restaurant that will charge you if your kid makes a mess. They also charge for splitting the check and other common things. It's a real place and the amount of things they charge for might shock you!

Remember the square pizza that we all used to get in school? So do we. It came up in conversation today and Thick Rick decided he was going to hate all over it. Needless to say, Blitz Nation did not feel the same way.