The Morning After’s Audio Dump Podcast

This morning on The Morning After, a man is offering to join you on your bucket list vacations at IllBeYourFriend.com , a man keeping track of how many times he’s evaded police has been arrested, we went mushroom hunting on Missed Connections, Rachel Geddes joined us to talk about this Sunday’s Great Lakes Bay Area Celebrity Game, our MVP was masturbating in his van next to other motor...

This morning on The Morning After, rumored genitalia thefts had Zanzibar on edge, a man had a metal chopstick stuck in his throat for eight years, Teagan joined for Unqualified Love Advice, prisons in the UK are reminding guards not to have sex with inmates, our MVP faked a robbery for bail money, two pilots are accused of meowing on what-should-be an emergency channel, and Michael Priebe and Terr...

This morning on The Morning After, police did a welfare check on a 91-year old woman only to discover she was just playing video games, a new store ran by AI forgot to schedule staff members, a woman gave police a Barnes & Noble gift card on Florida/Not Florida, your Mii can fart in a new Nintendo game, our MVP shot up a bar after his card was declined, we introduced a new featured called &lsq...

This morning on The Morning After, a man is on the run after punching his coworker in the face one minute into his shift, a man wearing a cow costume stabbed a family member, a man showed both his butt and anus at a fast food restaurant on Florida/Not Florida, a former Arena Football League player is standing outside the Detroit Lions’ offices in hopes that he’ll get a tryout, our MVP...

This morning on The Morning After, a man made a pipe bomb for ‘entertainment purposes,’ Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a woman driving a Supra thought Florida’s Super Speeder Law didn’t apply to her, our MVP was on a dating app during a standoff, a new TikTok Trend has people eating mini clay pots, and you can now talk to AI Je...

This morning on The Morning After, a new campaign wants you to ‘Beat Off Cancer,’ the manager of a sober bar got a DUI, a man knew the best way to cook an eggplant on Missed Connections, food delivery robots are getting attacked in Philadelphia, our MVP attacked someone while waiting for a job interview, a woman’s cough was caused by her missing nose ring, and we wrapped up the w...

This morning on The Morning After, you shouldn’t put sugar on your butthole to treat your hemorrhoids, a pastor in the UK did a baptism as wrong as you possibly could, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, two guys got drunk and stole 96 bananas from a convenience store, our MVPs picked up a dead alligator from the side of the road and strapped it to the roof of the car, a woman has...

This morning on The Morning After, a woman tried to bite off her husband’s tongue on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ a Pokemon Go player was disqualified from a tournament for ‘unsportsmanlike conduct,’ a man got stuck in a chimney on Florida/Not Florida, a man stole hockey sticks in what’s being described as ‘the most Canadian crime ever,’ our MVP told police...

This morning on The Morning After, a school board member is on the outs after telling a teenage student she’s ‘hot,’ fatal diarrhea is something we should be more concerned about, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a dominatrix will no longer participate in fart fetishes, our MVP took cocaine to ‘The Happiest Place on Earth,&rsquo...

This morning on The Morning After, Magnus Carlsen took a selfie with an opponent before reporting her for having a phone, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, Jonathan the tortoise recently got wrapped up in a crypto scheme, our MVPs were scrolling their phones when their kid walked into a wolf exhibit, Japan hosted it’s Fertility Festival over the we...

This morning on The Morning After, a police officer in Florida has to go to counseling after farting in a coworker’s face, a woman broke into a chicken coop to rob two people living there, a woman was looking for a man with a flask to fill on Missed Connections, a woman tried to rekindle her romance with her husband by setting his house on fire, our MVP drove a stolen vehicle to a court hear...

This morning on The Morning After, a woman in Detroit is accused of having sex while on a Zoom court hearing, googly eyes can keep birds away from your food containers, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man is accused of showing his penis to a woman that didn’t want to see it, our MVP claimed to be both the 36th president AND an alien, a new TikTok Trend has people skipping sha...

This morning on The Morning After, a man chased a dog walker with garden shears on ‘Why You Mad, Bro?,’ we had an update on the teenager accused of putting googly eyes on a statue, a man was on the hunt for MILFs on Missed Connections, a woman has been awarded $14 million after eating ice cream with nails in it, our MVP decided to mess with the wrong Costco customer, a kangaroo wearing...

This morning on The Morning After, a man was arrested for the 98th time with a bong built into the dash of his truck, a squirrel with a vape is a good reminder to throw away your vapes properly, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a woman’s ‘banana shoes’ led to a giraffe attack, attorney Jason Gower joined us to answer your legal questions, and a man is going to prison...

This morning on The Morning After, a tofu truck tipped over weeks ago and no one is cleaning it up, a cop has lost her job after selling feet content online while wearing her uniform, a man used the ‘power and authority of Jesus’ to rob a bank on Florida/Not Florida, a man finally passed his drivers test after over 100 attempts, our MVP was asking people for their pee (oh, and he had a...

This morning on The Morning After, a bill in Minnesota could make it legal for nursing homes to sell alcohol, some are ‘forest bathing’ to get away from everything happening in the world, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, sword yoga is a thing, our MVPs stole a car and they brought their kitten with them, a woman is in a throuple with her bo...

This morning on The Morning After, a 1,300 pound dairy cow washed ashore following flooding in Oregon, a man was really bad at bank robberies on Florida/Not Florida, three bison in Poland were killed when they were hit by Bison the train, our MVP booked two different rentals on AirBNB and peed on everything inside, we had an update on the card stealing priest in Pittsburgh, and Delaware has the mo...

This morning on The Morning After, the country of Malta will pay you nearly $30,000 NOT to drive, Wheelie Nelson needs a new set of wheels, a woman met a man that resembled her father on Missed Connections, a man caused $240,000 in damage at a glass museum, our MVPs were caught fooling around on a school bus, a self-proclaimed ‘human 3D printer’ makes her prints out of carrots, and we...

This morning on The Morning After, glitter lung is a real medical condition, a man is making money off a pothole in New York, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a man was arrested for DUI while riding an electric unicycle, our MVP peed in a sink while doing work in someone’s apartment, Punch The Monkey has a girlfriend, and a man was chased into the ocean by police on paddle board...

This morning on The Morning After, a man fell into a hole and onto a bear, someone stole thousands of pounds of walnuts, a man tried to pay his bail with counterfeit money, we learned that sharks have friends, our MVP stabbed his buddy after being accused of being too good with women, a patient is refusing to leave their hospital bed, and a business in China put live hamsters in a claw machine. 00...

This morning on The Morning After, we celebrated the 20th anniversary of the Alabama Leprechaun, we learned that marrying your cousin will continue to be legal in Florida, the Saginaw Spirit’s Dillon Clark joined us for Florida/Not Florida, a woman was sneezing out maggots after fly larvae got trapped in her deviated septum, our MVPs had sex in a graveyard next to a church, and AI is suggest...

This morning on The Morning After, we learned about the vendors that will be at this year’s Swingathon, a man tried to steal a septic tank (twice) on Florida/Not Florida, people are now churning butter on their runs, our MVPs stole pallets of sex toys, a woman reporting on a bear attack had a bear walk into her live shot, and a robot was ‘detained’ in Japan for scaring an elderly...

This morning on The Morning After, a new TikTok Trend may be ‘wreaking havoc’ on vaginas, a man is suing a New York City taqueria over their spicy salsa, an old painter is looking for somewhere to put his brush on Missed Connections, we introduced you to the most followed pig on Instagram, our MVP gave police a bag of Q-tips and batteries instead of her license, Iowans have the biggest...

This morning on The Morning After, a woman’s boyfriend pulled a screw from her head after a doctor said it was nothing to worry about, a man became the first in the UK to pull a car with his testicles, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, we had an update on the man with a Thermos is in butt, our MVP is a soon-to-be former priest accused of stealing baseball cards, a naked burglar i...

This morning on The Morning After, a man in Florida was arrested for ‘lifting’ lapdances, a woman declared brain dead was jolted back to life after the ambulance hit a pothole, a man claimed to be God after taking mushrooms on Florida/Not Florida, users of the anti-masturbation app Quitter are afraid their info has been leaked, our MVP is a now former bishop that was stealing money fro...